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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tucker on May 04, 2012, 09:36:00 AM

Title: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
Post by: Tucker on May 04, 2012, 09:36:00 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/124086571

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E_Pluribus_Unitarian (130 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

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Looking for instructions for how to leave DU/cancel account.
Maybe I'm missing it somewhere. Thanks.

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Maine-ah (9,378 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
2. ask admin to TS you.

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Scuba (16,468 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
3. Just post a few right-wing memes. Your account will be deleted pronto.

And the classic...

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Warren Stupidity (26,508 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
6. I believe this is the magic phrase:

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Tomnbstone me now, Skinner


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=2507034


Title: Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
Post by: Gina on May 04, 2012, 09:36:56 AM
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Scuba (16,468 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
3. Just post a few right-wing memes. Your account will be deleted pronto.


are they still there after that zinger?  :lmao:
Title: Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on May 04, 2012, 09:53:10 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/124086571

And the classic...




Display independent thought.
Title: Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
Post by: franksolich on May 04, 2012, 09:58:48 AM
Oh my.

One of franksolich's long-ago most memorable moments.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=2507034

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Walt Starr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-11-06 07:24 AM
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Tomnbstone me now, Skinner
   
Since yhou can't take me posting on your site, tombstone me right the **** now.

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Skinner ADMIN Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Sat Mar-11-06 07:24 AM
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1. OK (nt)

Good times, good times.....
Title: Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 04, 2012, 09:59:32 AM
Here are a few magic incantations for DUmmies trying to free themselves:

1. "I'm thinking that we don't know all the facts in this Zimmerman thing."

2. "Just spent $500 at WalMart - ask me anything."

3. "Here's a few pics of my Michael Vick jersey collection."

4. "Has anyone ever asked what Skinner does with all the money we give him?"

5. "Marijuana makes you forgetful and stupid."

6. "Look, all I'm saying is, HAARP really exists, and Bush was President when the tsunami hit."

7. "What kind of idiot lives in New Orleans, anyway? It's a BATHTUB surrounded by WATER."

8. "My neighbor is a total fag."

9. "When will Sasha and Malia be old enough to enlist?"

10. "I'm not saying he's a Muslim. But I'm not saying he isn't."
Title: Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
Post by: franksolich on May 04, 2012, 10:00:56 AM
And speaking of primitives "from" Chicago:

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NNN0LHI (65,038 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

11. I just love these posts

Like someone can't figure out all you have to do is don't come back here. No one is going to come looking for you and say, "Oh, please come back to DU and post here."

Real hard to figure that out isn't it?

Don
Title: Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
Post by: Chris_ on May 04, 2012, 10:00:57 AM
Here are a few magic incantations for DUmmies trying to free themselves:
Awesome :lmao:
Title: Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
Post by: franksolich on May 04, 2012, 10:02:44 AM
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SidDithers (20,668 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

14. I predict a "E_Pluribus_Unitarian hasn't posted in 6 days" thread in the future...
Title: Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 04, 2012, 10:13:13 AM
Here are a few magic incantations for DUmmies trying to free themselves:

Should said jumper be smudging at the same time they type one of these?
Title: Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on May 04, 2012, 10:19:37 AM
You don't even need to post anything. All you need to do is vote the wrong way on a poll and POOF (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=19685.0)!
Title: Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
Post by: Tucker on May 04, 2012, 10:28:17 AM
Oh my.

One of franksolich's long-ago most memorable moments.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=2507034

Good times, good times.....



There have been better posts that were much longer but word for word, best post ever.
Title: Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 04, 2012, 10:47:32 AM
Proof that liberals really are too spineless and weak to do anything on their own.

Just stop posting ass-crumb!

Dear Dog in Heaven they need hand-outs just to do nothing.
Title: Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
Post by: obumazombie on May 04, 2012, 12:04:35 PM
Proof that liberals really are too spineless and weak to do anything on their own.

Just stop posting ass-crumb!

Dear Dog in Heaven they need hand-outs just to do nothing.
They slap your hand up, while grabbing for a handout.
Title: Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
Post by: zeitgeist on May 04, 2012, 02:26:24 PM
They slap your hand up, while grabbing for a handout.

First thought I had  was that the OP was looking for a 'refund' of cash paid up front for the new DU.  After all, anyone stupid enough to pay for DU would have to be stupid enough to think they would get a 'refund' if they left. :rotf: 
Title: Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
Post by: AllosaursRus on May 04, 2012, 02:49:32 PM
And speaking of primitives "from" Chicago:

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NNN0LHI (65,038 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

11. I just love these posts

Like someone can't figure out all you have to do is don't come back here. No one is going to come looking for you and say, "Oh, please come back to DU and post here."

Real hard to figure that out isn't it?

Don

Well with primitives, I doubt seriously any have the intelligence to even figure that out!
Title: Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
Post by: Karin on May 04, 2012, 03:14:45 PM
Speaking of the DUmp Monkey House, none of it lends itself to rowing back over and crafting an entertaining thread, but the hive is all abuzz with the unemployment numbers.  The media doesn't seem to be playing along as much anymore, and such things as "labor force participation" and the effect on the stats are being put out there.

Some DUmp posters are highlighting this, (Stockholmer being one, with lots of charts); MadHound is another  DUmp link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002643912)

which causes all kinds of squabbles.  ProSense, in particular, comes along and says Horseshit! to all this data.  

Title: Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
Post by: zeitgeist on May 04, 2012, 05:31:09 PM
Speaking of the DUmp Monkey House, none of it lends itself to rowing back over and crafting an entertaining thread, but the hive is all abuzz with the unemployment numbers.  The media doesn't seem to be playing along as much anymore, and such things as "labor force participation" and the effect on the stats are being put out there.

Some DUmp posters are highlighting this, (Stockholmer being one, with lots of charts); MadHound is another  DUmp link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002643912)

which causes all kinds of squabbles.  ProSense, in particular, comes along and says Horseshit! to all this data.  



I have long suspected Prosense works out of the basement of 1600 Pennsylvania  Ave.  
Title: Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
Post by: Skul on May 04, 2012, 05:33:59 PM
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E_Pluribus_Unitarian (130 posts)
 
Looking for instructions for how to leave DU/cancel account.
Maybe I'm missing it somewhere. Thanks.
Easy, tell stinkDUde, Jukin and I say "hi".
Title: Re: How can I get out of this DUmpy monkey house
Post by: Duke Nukum on May 04, 2012, 07:24:06 PM
You can check out any time you like but you can never leave.