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Title: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: Freeper on May 02, 2012, 12:35:33 PM
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blur256
 
And I Got Fired

So I posted here a few weeks ago about the crap job that I had and how they treat their employees. Today I got fired. I have never been fired in my life. They gave me $2000 in severance and said that should get me by. Thank God I got a call right after for an interview today, so fingers crossed. But the point is that I never had any training and they don't like the fact that I am gay. I am going to see a lawyer on Friday. I am the 99%, and I will rise up.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002636313

Considering all the bitchin and moaning you did on DU about the job, I bet you did the same thing at work, and you wonder why they not only fired you but paid you 2 grand to leave.  :mental:

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DreamSmoker
7. $2000 in severance???

You don't get severance Pay when you are fired..
You are very lucky if what you claim is true...
I too had a similar thing occur to me years ago..
The Company I worked for invented a reason to dissolve my Position to avoid any legal action by me..
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Response to blur256 (Original post)Wed May 2, 2012, 01:07 PM
 CrispyQ
8. Fired or layed off?

You don't get a severance package if you've been fired.

oops.

Any bets the drug test came back hot?
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 02, 2012, 12:38:18 PM
I'll bet they also fired the other guy in the toilet stall.
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: AllosaursRus on May 02, 2012, 12:41:08 PM
I'll bet they also fired the other guy in the toilet stall.

Wanna bet the severance is a bouncy?
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: Freeper on May 02, 2012, 12:42:25 PM
Wanna bet the severance is a bouncy?

I won't bet against you.  :-)

The whole story is a bouncy, he probably did apply for the job, then came up hot on the piss test and wasn't hired.
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 02, 2012, 12:47:10 PM
"You got a severed finger with your redundancy termination notice?!?  You lucky bastard!!!"

 :rotf:

Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: Karin on May 02, 2012, 01:30:14 PM
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Wed May 2, 2012, 11:38 AM
 badtoworse (2,107 posts)
12. Didn't you have to sign a release to get the severance?

I've gotten a severance package several times and I always had to sign an agreement that I wouldn't sue them before I got the check. If you signed such a release, forget about suing. If you didn't sign a release, I'm amazed they gave you anything.

And 2 comrades tell him to shut up on the internet, if he's indeed suing. 

I guess we know to ask some tough questions when interviewing people.  And to have our DUmmie radar sharply tuned. 
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: thundley4 on May 02, 2012, 02:49:13 PM
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From Jobless DUmmie:
Today I got fired. I have never been fired in my life. They gave me $2000 in severance and said that should get me by. Thank God I got a call right after for an interview today, so fingers crossed.

Wow, did it occur to the DUmmie that his bosses found out that he was applying for a job at other places?
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: Ogre on May 02, 2012, 03:32:37 PM
Any bets the drug test came back hot?

Do DUmmies lie?  It either came back hot or the whole story is a fabrication.

DUmmies lie, Dummies lie all the time.
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on May 02, 2012, 03:54:35 PM
A) Hard working
B) DUmmie

Pick 1...
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: obumazombie on May 02, 2012, 03:57:13 PM
Someone didn't like the fact that he was gay ? How was that "fact" established ?
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: delilahmused on May 02, 2012, 04:51:44 PM
You'd think they'd at least have enough sense to google to post a bouncie. May Nads should have host a google searching for DUmmies tutorial in the Lounge or something.

Cindie
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 02, 2012, 05:03:40 PM
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And I Got Fired

So I posted here a few weeks ago about the crap job that I had and how they treat their employees. Today I got fired. I have never been fired in my life. They gave me $2000 in severance and said that should get me by. Thank God I got a call right after for an interview today, so fingers crossed. But the point is that I never had any training and they don't like the fact that I am gay. I am going to see a lawyer on Friday. I am the 99%, and I will rise up.

Yeah, you being gay had a lot to do with it, idiot. You are just looking for a reason to sue them. Good luck trying to prove it. It is morons like you who make me wish they had a frivolous lawsuit law where they loser payed the court cost and lawyer fees for both parties, as you would be going bankrupt, you stupid jackass.

Note: I forced myself not to swear in this post. It is morons like this retard that make it hard for me not to.
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: Reality vs DU on May 02, 2012, 06:18:20 PM
A) Hard working
B) DUmmie

Pick 1...

H5
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: formerlurker on May 02, 2012, 06:24:28 PM
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blur256
8. Unfortunately, that is how I feel right now

View profile
I think they are trying to get rid of me even though my job description says Campus Director. Found out latee I am also the registrar and career services. I cannot get it all done

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002581195#post2


 :whatever:
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: Freeper on May 02, 2012, 06:30:10 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002581195#post2


 :whatever:

Oh he is that DUmbass who can't afford his water bill.
A) Hard working
B) DUmmie

Pick 1...

Hard working DUmmy was sarcasm.  :-)
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: AprilRazz on May 02, 2012, 08:01:31 PM
Someone didn't like the fact that he was gay ? How was that "fact" established ?
Showing up at work in full leather daddy gear, complete with ball gag in his mouth probably gave him away.
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: obumazombie on May 02, 2012, 08:02:35 PM
Showing up at work in full leather daddy gear, complete with ball gag in his mouth probably gave him away.
I was thinking it would be something like that.
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 02, 2012, 08:11:07 PM
I was thinking it would be something like that.

He showed up looking like this:

(http://www.partypants.co.uk/60s-70s-fancy-dress-costumes/leather-man-biker-costume.jpg)
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: jukin on May 02, 2012, 08:16:30 PM
At a professional level you don't get training. You are expected to know the job. If true, which I doubt, the DUche was unqualified for the job but thought that he should have been the CEO.

Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: franksolich on May 02, 2012, 08:26:54 PM
At a professional level you don't get training. You are expected to know the job. If true, which I doubt, the DUche was unqualified for the job but thought that he should have been the CEO.

I don't believe for a minute the primitive was "director" of anything.

He might have been the guy who emptied the desk-side wastebasket of some director's secretary.

This reminds me of when I was manager of the Reunion, a privately-owned student union at the University of Nebraska, and one time an application crossed my desk from some smart-alec kid from Omaha; under "managerial experience" (not required for the job, but he filled it out anyway), he listed "supervisor, returned soda bottles department, Baker's Supermarkets."

He was hired anyway, and turned out pretty good.
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: NHSparky on May 02, 2012, 09:18:20 PM
If he was anywhere near the level he claims, any sort of severance package for all the the most gross misconduct would entail several months worth of pay and benefits.

Hell, let me just paraphrase our company severance pay policy:

Any employee who has completed at least a year of continuous service and is laid off will be given an allowance of two weeks pay for each year of continuous service up to a maximum of 52 weeks pay. 

So even a lowlife podunk knuckle-dragger like me would get at least 3 months pay.  And last time I checked, that was a bit more than $2K.

DUmmies lie.  All the time, DUmmies lie.
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: JakeStyle on May 02, 2012, 09:22:34 PM
Showing up at work in full leather daddy gear, complete with ball gag in his mouth probably gave him away.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZr8bbKxYrE[/youtube]
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: obumazombie on May 02, 2012, 09:44:32 PM
^Is there such a thing ?
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: JakeStyle on May 02, 2012, 09:48:47 PM
^Is there such a thing ?

Apparently there is.
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: Delmar on May 02, 2012, 09:58:58 PM
Someone didn't like the fact that he was gay ? How was that "fact" established ?
He probably asked somebody if they would tell anyone if they were on a camping trip and woke to find their ass smeared with KY.

I hadn't heard that joke for years, then NHSparky told it.
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 02, 2012, 10:01:14 PM
Someone didn't like the fact that he was gay ? How was that "fact" established ?
That fact was probably established when they caught him blowing another queer employee.
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: obumazombie on May 02, 2012, 10:03:22 PM
That fact was probably established when they caught him blowing another queer employee.
Oh, my virgin ears, like a leaf blower you mean ?
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: Doubleplusungood on May 02, 2012, 10:09:53 PM
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And I Got Fired

So I posted here a few weeks ago about the crap job that I had and how they treat their employees. Today I got fired. I have never been fired in my life. They gave me $2000 in severance and said that should get me by. Thank God I got a call right after for an interview today, so fingers crossed. But the point is that I never had any training and they don't like the fact that I am gay. I am going to see a lawyer on Friday. I am the 99%, and I will rise up.

Obivous bouncy is obvious.
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: AprilRazz on May 03, 2012, 06:13:45 AM
^Is there such a thing ?
Oh yes. When I was bar tending, for a while, I worked at a gay bar in DC. That photo above is tame compared with what I have seen come through the door on leather nights.

Funny thing I noticed though. The gay men were usually great tippers and not that demanding. The Rachel Madcow types not so much. We would fight each other to not have to work dyke nights.
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: obumazombie on May 03, 2012, 10:29:20 AM
Oh yes. When I was bar tending, for a while, I worked at a gay bar in DC. That photo above is tame compared with what I have seen come through the door on leather nights.

Funny thing I noticed though. The gay men were usually great tippers and not that demanding. The Rachel Madcow types not so much. We would fight each other to not have to work dyke nights.
Were they dykes on bikes ?
Title: Re: Another hard working DUmmy gets fired.
Post by: AprilRazz on May 03, 2012, 12:41:04 PM
Were they dykes on bikes ?
A few were. But they were the type that from the back (and front most of the time) you had no idea what their sex was. It seems that the classic lipstick lesbian is a rare breed anymore.