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Title: Nads knows diets
Post by: formerlurker on May 02, 2012, 05:32:18 AM
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Star Member nadinbrzezinski
64. I think it really depends on how YOU DO IT

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no serious. I followed a simple plan, and lost and maintained fifty pounds off (need to lose another twenty but doc and I think perhaps not possible due to adrenal issues, adult metabolic syndrome and insulin resistance)

Anyway did not count calories, did not chose right or wrong foods... none of that nonsense.

I simply paid attention to my stomach and ate until full, not a morsel more. I do that to this day. I was never hungry...

It got even more interesting, as I paid attention to my body... I started to crave fruits and vegies. Due to the diabetes I need to control my input of carbs anyway. But it is not that they are bad foods... just pay attention.

I used McKenna (Paul McKenna four golden rules)... and you know what? It works.

Now traditional diets... I agree... and I was a yoyo, even if I gained those fifty pounds in three months over the side effects of one medicine. It took almost four years to lose them.

Granted these days I have zero appetite for bread, but that has to do with my gluten allergy. I see donuts, like today I had coffee at a donut shop... they are all but attractive at this point. They did look beautiful though. (And the size of those monsters... nope they were not one portion, even two... they were five donuts in one... the largest donuts I have ever seen in my life)

We went to the movie theater. We ordered a small popcorn for two people... and it was enough... sometimes we have some left over for the conures. They love popcorn.

And unlike the poster who talked to you about self control... I admit, I don't have any self control... what is that? I learned to listen to my body, period.

I have pointed to "I can make you thin" in the past, because at least IMHO it works. And one reason it works, is that there is no judgement on it, there is no self control, there is no good or bad foods, or any of that nonsense...and yes, it is puritanical nonsense.

And you know what? There are days I am hungry. A few times it is emotional, have learned to tell the difference too. At times it is real hunger. When it is emotional, water... when not I eat... even if "out of schedule."

There are days I am hardly hungry. Those days can be a challenge since I have to actually eat something to keep diabetes under control... I eat, a small portion... but most of the time, I eat, and that is it.

And to the but you have to have self control... I just say.. .bullocks...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002633097#post64
Title: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: NHSparky on May 02, 2012, 05:37:36 AM
Another 20?  20 STONE, maybe.
Title: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: dane on May 02, 2012, 05:54:19 AM
I do not have the link, but my very first 'iggy' from Nads was in a diet thread.  Regardless of how many posters told her that if calories in are greater than calories out there will be no weight loss, but gain instead.

She discarded portion control, increasing exercise to attain calories in < calories out, proper foods in reasonable amounts, and all other sensible statements, and focused on a "set point theory" where the body 'knows' what it wants to weigh, and there is nothing the owner of the body can do to control it.

I think she became the most upset at the suggestion that walking to the kitchen for more chips while dusting the cookie crumbs off your chest on the way  one should not count the few steps involved as part of an exercise program (or something to that effect.)

I got a "bye" and the handwave smiley.

Title: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: AprilRazz on May 02, 2012, 05:56:58 AM
I know a few people that were able to loose weight on the stop when you are not hungry anymore plan. But it is not recommended for diabetics. The whole premise is simple. You are hungry then you eat and stop when you are satisfied but not full. Coupled with exercise it does work for some and they are able to keep the weight off. You don't just eat anything though. Your meals still need to be balanced.
Funny how nads doesn't mention the exercise part just makes a ton of excuses on why she is a fat little troll.
Title: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: jukin on May 02, 2012, 09:42:34 AM
Clearly, in Nada's case, the results speak for themselves.
Title: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 02, 2012, 10:23:07 AM


          Why does she make this so easy? Nadin - WE HAVE PICTURES OF YOU.
Title: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: Tucker on May 02, 2012, 10:36:52 AM
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no serious. I followed a simple plan, and lost and maintained fifty pounds off (need to lose another twenty

Damn!! 

Does she have one of those concave mirrors that is used in a circus funhouse?
Title: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: Rebel on May 02, 2012, 11:26:16 AM
Listening to Nads about diets is like listening to an Ethiopian about gourmet.
Title: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 02, 2012, 11:30:21 AM
Clearly, in Nada's case, the results speak for themselves.


(http://pjmedia.com/zombie/files/2012/04/DSC_0103.jpg)
Title: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 02, 2012, 11:32:21 AM
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I started to crave fruits and vegies. Due to the diabetes I need to control my input of carbs anyway.
Someone needs to tell her fruits and "vegies" have a lot of carbs too.
Title: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: Gina on May 02, 2012, 11:34:12 AM

          Why does she make this so easy? Nadin - WE HAVE PICTURES OF YOU.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: Chris_ on May 02, 2012, 11:35:39 AM

What do these people do for a living?  I can't imagine working with anyone that looks like that.
Title: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 02, 2012, 12:11:19 PM
No one can say the crazy bald dwarf didn't lose fifty pounds.

It's very unlikely, and since she's a DUmmy it's nearly certain that she's lying, but it's possible.

HOWEVER, however, however, we have seen photos of her taken within the last ten days.

As a conservative estimate, her Body Mass Index (which combines height and weight) is at least FIFTY.

Before she lost her alleged fifty pounds, she would have been off the chart, in tear-down-a-wall-to-remove-the-body territory

It's highly arguable, but the range for "normal" is under twenty-five, and anything over thirty is considererd "obese".

The crazy bald dwarf nadin is grossly, grotesquely, morbidly obese.

She has the physique of an NBA basketball, but gives diet advice to the DUmp.

Makes as much sense as any other advice she gives.
Title: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: AllosaursRus on May 02, 2012, 12:22:10 PM
Clearly, in Nada's case, the results speak for themselves.

EXACTLY! Of all the people to speak of dieting, NadaBrain is the last person I would listen to!

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no serious. I followed a simple plan, and lost and maintained fifty pounds off (need to lose another twenty

Another twenty? Maybe off yer ass! What about the 30 yer carryin' around on yer waist?
Title: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: jukin on May 02, 2012, 12:26:19 PM
Nada could lose another fifty ugly pounds but it would require a guillotine.
Title: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: AprilRazz on May 02, 2012, 02:05:51 PM
We all know that nads is the best thing to happen over there since Pammy cheated death at the laundry-mat. :rotf:
Title: Re: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 02, 2012, 02:15:03 PM
Someone please update Nadin's resume...whoever is in charge of that...Ballygirl? Nadin is now a registered diaticion.
Title: Re: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 02, 2012, 02:19:10 PM
Ack, can't edit my mis-spelling...but it was Nadin-esqe. :P
Title: Re: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: franksolich on May 02, 2012, 02:28:51 PM
Ack, can't edit my mis-spelling...but it was Nadin-esqe. :P

Oh.

I thought you did it on purpose, and it's awesome.
Title: Re: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: dane on May 02, 2012, 02:43:58 PM
Ack, can't edit my mis-spelling...but it was Nadin-esqe. :P

Simply typing 'Nadin' will often cause the fingers to strike keys haphazardly in an attempt to speak/type Nadinese.
Title: Re: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: njpines on May 02, 2012, 02:46:54 PM
Simply typing 'Nadin' will often cause the fingers to strike keys haphazardly in an attempt to speak/type Nadinese.

Nads is a contagion -- someone add it to the resume!   :-)
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 02, 2012, 03:03:47 PM
Oh.

I thought you did it on purpose, and it's awesome.

I only wish I did that on porpouise, Frank.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 02, 2012, 03:04:39 PM
Nads is a contagion -- someone add it to the resume!   :-)

:rofl: :lol:
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: Mike B the Cajun on May 02, 2012, 07:49:15 PM
I only wish I did that on porpouise, Frank.

You guys are killing me, I tell 'ya!!!
Title: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: AprilRazz on May 02, 2012, 07:55:36 PM
Simply typing 'Nadin' will often cause the fingers to strike keys haphazardly in an attempt to speak/type Nadinese.
Thank you! I thought my computer had a virus or something.
Title: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 02, 2012, 07:56:17 PM
How could a little troll who looks like she weighs 300 pounds know anything about dieting? I think if anything, she would know more about the menu items at the local buffet.
Title: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: Tucker on May 02, 2012, 08:02:50 PM
How could a little troll who looks like she weighs 300 pounds know anything about dieting? I think if anything, she would know more about the menu items at the local buffet.

Surely you jest.

The oracle of the DUmp knows all.
Title: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: obumazombie on May 02, 2012, 08:05:08 PM
Surely you jest.

The oracle of the DUmp knows all.
I call him Shirley too !
Title: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 02, 2012, 08:11:25 PM
Good.  I was looking to lose 10-15 lbs.  Nadin!  You answered my prayers.  I need YOUR advice.  No counting calories?  Just eat until I am full and then stop?  No exercise?  Great.  :)
Title: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 02, 2012, 08:13:06 PM
Surely you jest.

The oracle of the DUmp knows all.

I do not jest, and don't call me Shirley  :lmao:
Title: Re: Nads knows diets
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 02, 2012, 10:22:11 PM
Good.  I was looking to lose 10-15 lbs.  Nadin!  You answered my prayers.  I need YOUR advice.  No counting calories?  Just eat until I am full and then stop?  No exercise?  Great.
If you follow her diet, you can have a body just like nadin!

The diabetes is just a bonus.