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Title: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: dandi on April 17, 2012, 11:14:55 AM
...or sumthin'.


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Your Vagina Isn’t Just Too Big, Too Floppy, and Too Hairy—It’s Also Too Brown

By Lindy West
Apr 11, 2012 12:40 PM


Good news, ladies! Society has discovered another new thing that's wrong with you, which means another opportunity for you to make yourself more attractive for your man. Score! Turns out, the color of your vagina is gross and everyone hates it. So bleach that mother****er. Bleach it right now!

In this commercial for an Indian product called Clean and Dry Intimate Wash, a (very light-skinned) couple sits down for what would have been a peaceful cup of morning coffee—if the woman's disgusting brown vagina hadn't ruined everything! The dude can't even bring himself look at her. He can't look at his coffee either, because it only reminds him of his wife's dripping, coffee-brown hole! Fortunately, the quick-thinking woman takes a shower, scrubbing her swarthy snatch with Clean and Dry Intimate Wash ("Freshness + Fairness"). And poof! Her vadge comes out blinding white like a downy baby lamb (and NOT THE GROSS BLACK KIND) and her husband—whose penis, I can only assume, is literally a light saber—is all, "Hey, lady! Cancel them divorce papers and LET'S BONE."

Needless to say, certain citizens are troubled by this product—which, in addition to just being ****ing insane, brings up painful issues about the hierarchy of skin tone within the Indian community. As if it isn't bad enough that darker-skinned people are encouraged to stay out of the sun and invest in skin-bleaching products like Fair & Lovely, and that white actresses are being imported to play Indian people in Bollywood movies, now everyone has to be insecure about the fact that their vaginas happen to be the color that vaginas are??? Splendid! God, I was just saying the other day that my misogyny didn't have enough racism in it.

So what are the pro-vadge-bleaching people thinking? Here's a hilarious explanation from a male ad exec:

<snip>

http://jezebel.com/5900928/your-vagina-isnt-just-too-big-too-floppy-and-too-hairyits-also-too-brown

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002573312

Sorry. Maybe it's just the Beavis and Butthead in me but I couldn't stop laughing at this new end-of-the-world outrage from the Feminazis of DU. Personally, I don't care what color they are.  :rofl:

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3. Trying to come to terms with "hairy" and "floppy."

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In there?

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4. It's pretty awful on that score, but it goes waaay beyond self-hatred

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this is society and corporate culture imposing self-hatred on women.

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5. This has been posted at least three times before. At least two posters were sensitive enough....

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to have re-titled the thread to avoid the disgusting misogynistic hateful connotation and to simply discuss the issue, sans the sensational hateful aspects.

This is an ugly story that deserves discussion, but it hardly needs to be reposted repeatedly under such a derogatory title. Shame.

An "ugly story". I can see that applying to DU womyn.  :rotf:

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6. I have no problem with the title and I didn't realize it had been posted before.

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and guess what? That is the title of the article. Don't like it? Your delicate sensibilities deeply offended (seeming far, far more offended by the title than what the article says)? Then go Jezebel and complain.

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7. There's a natural difference between the feral vagina

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and the domesticated vagina.

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18. When they offer products that make the penis look less like a fungus growing on a tree

I'll find this crap somewhat less sexist.

OMG! Stop it!  :rotf:  This stuff just writes itself.

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27. Ooh, something else to feel insulted by! Who cares?!

So what if someone wants to bleach their pubes white? If someone wants to have a green mohawk down there, why would anyone have a problem with that?

Fashion police strike again! Fashion police are the most shallow people in the world.

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28. Fashion choices? Is this what you think the indignation is about?


NO, it's about using shame to sell crap to women. Worse yet, perpetuating female body shame, and sexist double standards of false beauty.

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29. "Fashion police are the most shallow people in the world. "

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uh huh, right.

don't you think the shallow ones are those who won't accept the natural color of woman's vulva?

and you better read again, 'cuz they ain't talking about the pubes.

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40. It's Stuff Like This That Makes One Look At The Planet Mars And Say...

How bad could it be to live there?

Oh, the huge manatee! Millions of sisters worldwide bleaching their pudendums over this Indian commercial! Cats and dogs living together! Can we survive?

Here's the offending ad, BTW:

[youtube=425,350]9Tx9vVVMWw0[/youtube]



Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: wasp69 on April 17, 2012, 11:18:39 AM
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Your Vagina Isn’t Just Too Big, Too Floppy, and Too Hairy—It’s Also Too Brown

Is it just me or does it seem like cali hasn't had her tulips tiptoed through in a very long time?
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: dandi on April 17, 2012, 11:24:03 AM
Is it just me or does it seem like cali hasn't had her tulips tiptoed through in a very long time?

I'll bet they could make an episode of "Man Vs. Wild" about it.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Chris_ on April 17, 2012, 11:24:48 AM
It's offensive and hurtful. :bawl:

God, what a bunch of thin-skinned losers.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: BEG on April 17, 2012, 11:26:02 AM
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7. There's a natural difference between the feral vagina

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and the domesticated vagina.

This cracked me up.  :-)
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Maxiest on April 17, 2012, 11:29:15 AM
This cracked me up.  :-)

Feral Beaver:   
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Vaginas that used to be tame, loved and well kept that for one reason or another (divorce, inactivity, marriage!, loss of self respect and/or self esteem) have been allowed to revert back to their natural state and overgrown with pubic hair.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 11:33:51 AM
Is there anything that doesn't outrage them?




Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 11:34:51 AM
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Feral Vagina=Bigfoot?
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Wineslob on April 17, 2012, 11:37:51 AM
If the cave is too dark, put on a headlamp.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 11:42:13 AM
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2. Vulva! ARGH!

Years ago when I was very young, I was at work and I had a sore throat, and I said I think my vulva is swollen, the ladies I worked with cracked up, I realized it was the uvula in the throat not the vulva LOL.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: wasp69 on April 17, 2012, 11:43:19 AM
Years ago when I was very young, I was at work and I had a sore throat, and I said I think my vulva is swollen, the ladies I worked with cracked up, I realized it was the uvula in the throat not the vulva LOL.

Oh, oh, damn.....

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: wasp69 on April 17, 2012, 11:44:08 AM
I'll bet they could make an episode of "Man Vs. Wild" about it.

I think there may be some places even Bear won't go.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 11:44:24 AM
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6. I have no problem with the title and I didn't realize it had been posted before.

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and guess what? That is the title of the article. Don't like it? Your delicate sensibilities deeply offended (seeming far, far more offended by the title than what the article says)? Then go Jezebel and complain.


Now don't get your vulva in an uproar.

I thought these people were into pro-choice? if a woman wants to do it why would you care?
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 17, 2012, 11:45:29 AM
Years ago when I was very young, I was at work and I had a sore throat, and I said I think my vulva is swollen, the ladies I worked with cracked up, I realized it was the uvula in the throat not the vulva LOL.

 :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

H5, Bally!  (I needed it.)
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 11:46:25 AM
Oh, oh, damn.....

:lmao:

I was very young when I said it. :lmao:

:rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

H5, Bally!  (I needed it.)

I'll have to tell the penis story 1 day. :lmao:

Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 17, 2012, 11:53:25 AM
...or sumthin'.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002573312

Sorry. Maybe it's just the Beavis and Butthead in me but I couldn't stop laughing at this new end-of-the-world outrage from the Feminazis of DU. Personally, I don't care what color they are.  :rofl:

An "ugly story". I can see that applying to DU womyn.  :rotf:

OMG! Stop it!  :rotf:  This stuff just writes itself.

Oh, the huge manatee! Millions of sisters worldwide bleaching their pudendums over this Indian commercial! Cats and dogs living together! Can we survive?

Here's the offending ad, BTW:

[youtube=425,350]9Tx9vVVMWw0[/youtube]

Who the hell looks to see what color it is? Sounds racist to me!

Is it just me or does it seem like cali hasn't had her tulips tiptoed through in a very long time?

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!! I sure hope cali is a lurker! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

This cracked me up.  :-)

Perhaps you could clue me in on just what the hell they're talkin' 'bout!

I think there may be some places even MamaBear, running for the Alaska State Senate, won't go.

Fixed that for ya!
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Wineslob on April 17, 2012, 11:58:01 AM
You guys are really starting to crack me up.   :rofl:
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 17, 2012, 12:00:36 PM
Oh no! Not wallduded cali! There's earwigs in there!
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: 67 Rover on April 17, 2012, 12:03:52 PM
I understand Egypt has a method for "fixing" female genitals but you won't hear a DUmp monkey bitch and complain about it simply because of the fact that they are not Christians so it's meh, whatever.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: jukin on April 17, 2012, 12:07:29 PM
I'm outrageoulsy outraged that this product is marketed only to women.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: obumazombie on April 17, 2012, 12:07:48 PM
I understand Egypt has a method for "fixing" female genitals but you won't hear a DUmp monkey bitch and complain about it simply because of the fact that they are not Christians so it's meh, whatever.
Another in demand skill by the religion of peacers, when they're not too busy compiling kill lists, and truncating them.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Gina on April 17, 2012, 12:21:40 PM
This topic is meaty!
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Karin on April 17, 2012, 12:32:17 PM
 :rotf:  Bally!  We need a laugh on tax day! 

Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 12:48:21 PM
:rotf:  Bally!  We need a laugh on tax day!

:lmao: I haven't thought about my vulva/uvula story in years.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Gina on April 17, 2012, 12:49:02 PM
:lmao: I haven't thought about my vulva/uvula story in years.

I saw a brown volvo at lunch
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: obumazombie on April 17, 2012, 12:50:56 PM
I saw a brown volvo at lunch
Your eyes are bigger than you stomach.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 12:51:41 PM
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32. The vulva can also be mistaken for another body part shared by both men and women

A few years ago a fellow worker (male) and in mixed company was explaining to us
how had awoken that morning with a sore throat and inflamed vulva. I offered that he probably meant
inflamed uvula and then the tremendous awkwardness began.


:lmao: I thought I was the only 1 who ever did that!
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Jason on April 17, 2012, 12:59:17 PM
I'll have to tell the penis story 1 day. :lmao:

Why wait?  This is the appropriate thread....
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 01:05:54 PM
Why wait?  This is the appropriate thread....

OK, I was just out of high school and was still innocent, well anyway my co-workers decided to put up a Playgirl centerfold in the ladies room, so I go in, then I somehow look around and I see the centerfold, I run out horrified, and they were like what's wrong, and with the straightest look on my face I said "I had no idea it got that big". You probably had to be there, but they all howled and couldn't stop laughing.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 17, 2012, 01:22:25 PM
This topic is meaty!

Now that is disgusting!

OK, I was just out of high school and was still innocent, well anyway my co-workers decided to put up a Playgirl centerfold in the ladies room, so I go in, then I somehow look around and I see the centerfold, I run out horrified, and they were like what's wrong, and with the straightest look on my face I said "I had no idea it got that big". You probably had to be there, but they all howled and couldn't stop laughing.

Want some candy little girl???
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 01:41:56 PM
Now that is disgusting!

Want some candy little girl???

Hi 5! :grouphug:
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: tanstaafl on April 17, 2012, 01:50:07 PM
Feral Vagina=Bigfoot?

Snatchsquatch
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Texacon on April 17, 2012, 02:01:29 PM
Snatchsquatch

 :lmao:

This whole freaking thread is killing me!

KC
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 02:02:12 PM
Snatchsquatch

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 17, 2012, 04:05:14 PM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

How 'bout, WatchaSnatch?

I know I never get tired of it!
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: BEG on April 17, 2012, 04:19:06 PM
If the cave is too dark, put on a headlamp.

Ha hahaha  :rotf:
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: BEG on April 17, 2012, 04:21:03 PM
Who the hell looks to see what color it is? Sounds racist to me!


I know I never do.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: DLR Pyro on April 17, 2012, 04:36:23 PM
Years ago when I was very young, I was at work and I had a sore throat, and I said I think my vulva is swollen, the ladies I worked with cracked up, I realized it was the uvula in the throat not the vulva LOL.
I have a similar story along those lines.  When I was in the USAF, one of the guys in my squadron was restricted from flying duties because his eustachain tubes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eustachian_tube) were blocked which prevented him from clearing his ears as the cabin altitude increased/decreased.  When he was describing what was wrong with him to a group of us he said he was grounded because he had a problem with his fallopian tubes.  He couldn't understand our laughter following this statement.

Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 17, 2012, 04:44:51 PM
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Sounds to me like wallduded cali is as confused about anatomy as Pitt.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 05:32:39 PM
I have a similar story along those lines.  When I was in the USAF, one of the guys in my squadron was restricted from flying duties because his eustachain tubes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eustachian_tube) were blocked which prevented him from clearing his ears as the cabin altitude increased/decreased.  When he was describing what was wrong with him to a group of us he said he was grounded because he had a problem with his fallopian tubes.  He couldn't understand our laughter following this statement.

:lmao:
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: NHSparky on April 17, 2012, 06:05:13 PM
cali's just pissed because someone told her she was hung like a donut.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 17, 2012, 06:35:50 PM
I was told that girls are supposed to wipe front to back?

...and a little VELCRO could fix the flaps problem.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Celtic Rose on April 17, 2012, 07:31:49 PM
I'm currently in my OB rotation in nursing school.  We've been using pink rubber ones to practice catheters and exams on, obviously my school is racist for not having any brown vulva in our simulation lab   :rotf:
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 17, 2012, 07:50:17 PM
I'm currently in my OB rotation in nursing school.  We've been using pink rubber ones to practice catheters and exams on, obviously my school is racist for not having any brown vulva in our simulation lab   :rotf:

Has any of the guys taken it home with them to do "homework"?
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: BEG on April 17, 2012, 08:10:26 PM
I'm currently in my OB rotation in nursing school.  We've been using pink rubber ones to practice catheters and exams on, obviously my school is racist for not having any brown vulva in our simulation lab   :rotf:

My cousin is a pediatric oncologist and when he was doing his rotations (or whatever they are called) in Omaha he had to do ob/gyn stuff. He said he has never smelled as nasty smells as he did during that time.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Big Don on April 17, 2012, 09:15:01 PM
The uvula story reminded me of this:
When I was 15, I was running around with a group of people including my dream girl (at the time) who were all a few years older than me. One night, as we were out drinking beer, Jaime asked me if I had my red wings. Befuddled, I looked her square in the tits, er, eyes and said "Shoes?"
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 09:20:20 PM
The uvula story reminded me of this:
When I was 15, I was running around with a group of people including my dream girl (at the time) who were all a few years older than me. One night, as we were out drinking beer, Jaime asked me if I had my red wings. Befuddled, I looked her square in the tits, er, eyes and said "Shoes?"

Well I had to look that up, oh my!
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Evil_Conservative on April 17, 2012, 09:24:17 PM
I'm not sure what's funnier.  The DU femi-nazi getting upset about vaginal wipes or Bally's stories.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Big Don on April 17, 2012, 09:26:41 PM
Well I had to look that up, oh my!
Yeah, by the time I realized it was an offer, it wasn't an offer anymore.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: obumazombie on April 17, 2012, 09:29:50 PM
Yeah, by the time I realized it was an offer, it wasn't an offer anymore.

If you took her offer
It would be your honor
And all night long
You'd be
on her and off her.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 09:37:45 PM
Yeah, by the time I realized it was an offer, it wasn't an offer anymore.

Howard Stern had a Hells Angel guy on his show regularly years ago, that's actually 1 of the initiations a perspective Hells Angel has to do.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Big Don on April 17, 2012, 09:40:33 PM
Howard Stern had a Hells Angel guy on his show regularly years ago, that's actually 1 of the initiations a perspective Hells Angel has to do.
Now all I need is a Harley
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 09:41:17 PM
Now all I need is a Harley

:lmao:
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: dandi on April 17, 2012, 09:44:24 PM
I'm currently in my OB rotation in nursing school.  We've been using pink rubber ones to practice catheters and exams on, obviously my school is racist for not having any brown vulva in our simulation lab   :rotf:

Reminds me of a funny story from my days as a nursing student. I went to catheterize a female patient, and had the area swabbed with betadine and the labia spread wide apart with my left hand just like I'm supposed to. Well, some women's urethras are right on the border of the vaginal orifice, and instead of passing the catheter into the urethra, I missed and slipped it down into the vagina. Of course it was then contaminated and I needed a new one, and of course, I had only brought one, so the instructor runs out to get a new one.

Now all I can think of is, if I move my hand, I will have broken sterile technique and will have to start all over. And I cannot look this woman in the eye or I might do something stupid like laugh. And what kind of small talk do you make in a situation like that? So here we are alone, both looking up at Jeopardy or whatever the geez was on the TV, both pretending I didn't have my hand halfway in this poor lady's coochie. Talk about one of life's awkward moments. It probably only took the instructor two minutes to get back but it seemed like an hour. I'm just glad her husband didn't walk in about that time. She was a good sport throughout the whole thing though.  :-)

I guess you had to be there.  :o
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 09:49:20 PM
I went to the Gynecologist in the 90's and they started using plastic speculums, can you freaking believe the thing broke in the most inappropriate place, he was like wow that's the 1st time that happened, and I was like uh please make sure there aren't any plastic shards anywhere LOL.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Chris_ on April 17, 2012, 09:49:56 PM
I went to the Gynecologist in the 90's and they started using plastic speculums, can you freaking believe the thing broke in the most inappropriate place, he was like wow that's the 1st time that happened, and I was like uh please make sure there aren't any plastic shards anywhere LOL.
Damn, girl. :lmao:
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 09:52:03 PM
Damn, girl. :lmao:

I'm a walking disaster area :lmao:
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: thundley4 on April 17, 2012, 09:55:11 PM
I went to the Gynecologist in the 90's and they started using plastic speculums, can you freaking believe the thing broke in the most inappropriate place, he was like wow that's the 1st time that happened, and I was like uh please make sure there aren't any plastic shards anywhere LOL.

Plenty of Kegel exercises ?  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Ballygrl on April 17, 2012, 09:55:48 PM
Plenty of Kegel exercises ?  :popcorn:

Way too many! :lmao:
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: BEG on April 17, 2012, 10:06:39 PM
Well I had to look that up, oh my!

So did I.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: BEG on April 17, 2012, 10:10:37 PM
I went to the Gynecologist in the 90's and they started using plastic speculums, can you freaking believe the thing broke in the most inappropriate place, he was like wow that's the 1st time that happened, and I was like uh please make sure there aren't any plastic shards anywhere LOL.

You must do serious kegel excercises.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: BEG on April 17, 2012, 10:11:21 PM
Plenty of Kegel exercises ?  :popcorn:

Damn, I didn't read down far enough.  :thatsright:
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 17, 2012, 10:43:00 PM
cali's just pissed because someone told her she was hung like a donut.

More like a double car garage! heh!

I'm currently in my OB rotation in nursing school.  We've been using pink rubber ones to practice catheters and exams on, obviously my school is racist for not having any brown vulva in our simulation lab   :rotf:

more info than I needed to know!
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: seahorse513 on April 17, 2012, 11:03:48 PM
Seriously, Beg and Bally?? wow!! I remember my ex hubby wanting some, and I said no way , not this week, he said he wanted to try his red wings, I am like no!! that is disgusting!!!

Bally , I have you a hi5 for your funnies!!
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: BEG on April 17, 2012, 11:18:19 PM
Seriously, Beg and Bally?? wow!! I remember my ex hubby wanting some, and I said no way , not this week, he said he wanted to try his red wings, I am like no!! that is disgusting!!!

Bally , I have you a hi5 for your funnies!!

I must be sheltered.  O-)
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: obumazombie on April 17, 2012, 11:21:43 PM
 :fuelfire:
I must be sheltered.  O-)
Would you let me borrow that halo sometime ?
I hate to admit, I had to look it up too.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: thundley4 on April 17, 2012, 11:27:14 PM
This thread seems like a good place for this .  http://io9.com/5902828/a-flower-that-smells-like-poop-and-resembles-vagina-dentata
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: obumazombie on April 17, 2012, 11:30:12 PM
This thread seems like a good place for this .  http://io9.com/5902828/a-flower-that-smells-like-poop-and-resembles-vagina-dentata
Without looking, Stephen King said that concept was his scariest horror.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Big Don on April 18, 2012, 12:42:37 AM
Without looking, Stephen King said that concept was his scariest horror.
That is a good thing to be afraid of...
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 18, 2012, 04:33:53 AM
My cousin is a pediatric oncologist and when he was doing his rotations (or whatever they are called) in Omaha he had to do ob/gyn stuff. He said he has never smelled as nasty smells as he did during that time.

One of my cousins--my oldest one--is an OB/GYN nurse in the Rochester area.  When I graduated from college, she took me to lunch one day, and asked me which specialty I wanted to enter (I had delusions of medical school then).  After I had told her "cardiac surgery" (I aimed high), she told me that if I had said "OB/GYN," she would have done everything in her power to stop me, for the reason of the "nasty smells."
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: diesel driver on April 18, 2012, 05:25:36 AM
Feral Vagina=Bigfoot?

Bigfoot=Moochelle?   :confused:

http://www.electstevedawes.com
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: diesel driver on April 18, 2012, 05:27:58 AM
Snatchsquatch

What's the difference between a pick-pocket, and a peeping Tom?

A pick pocket snatches watches.   :rimshot:

http://www.electstevedawes.com
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: vesta111 on April 18, 2012, 06:34:00 AM
OK, OK, as the oldest woman on this forum I have a big question.

Why on earth would any young woman want to be clean and dry.   Clean I understand but the dry bit is what sends post menopausal woman to get something to make them wet.  Dry sex is painfull for both partners.

Now for the red wings, does this mean there are no Jews, Muslims or 7th. day Adventist or Vegetarians in the Hells Angles and related biker clubs ???  Do these Clubs have special initiations for the affore said????  Can a Prospect give a list of things they cannot do, refuse to do  to get their Patch and colors ???  

For the woman here, there is nothing as discusting as an Oder of an older uncircumcised man that does not clean themselves.  Don't let the men fool you, a woman can stuff raw clams up her snatch for a week at a time but the smell of some men, with 3 0z of that crap under the fore skin is a smell you will never forget.

There , that's my story and I am sticking to it.    
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Gina on April 18, 2012, 06:54:50 AM
There is no God.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Karin on April 18, 2012, 07:34:44 AM
My cousin is a pediatric oncologist and when he was doing his rotations (or whatever they are called) in Omaha he had to do ob/gyn stuff. He said he has never smelled as nasty smells as he did during that time.

My husband says when they're good, they're very very good, but when they're bad, they're nasty. 

Hey, I knew what the red wings were.  Course, I used to have a 2-hour commute and I listened to Howard Stern all the way. 

GOBUCKS is right; how come these DUmmies don't know the female anatomy?  Even the females?  They're misusing the terms all over the place. 
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Gina on April 18, 2012, 08:27:37 AM
Sorry but I just find bumping uglies at that time of the month to be gross.   My opinion though and well they are like assholes..... :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: wasp69 on April 18, 2012, 08:44:49 AM
Reminds me of a funny story from my days as a nursing student. I went to catheterize a female patient, and had the area swabbed with betadine and the labia spread wide apart with my left hand just like I'm supposed to. Well, some women's urethras are right on the border of the vaginal orifice, and instead of passing the catheter into the urethra, I missed and slipped it down into the vagina. Of course it was then contaminated and I needed a new one, and of course, I had only brought one, so the instructor runs out to get a new one.

Now all I can think of is, if I move my hand, I will have broken sterile technique and will have to start all over. And I cannot look this woman in the eye or I might do something stupid like laugh. And what kind of small talk do you make in a situation like that? So here we are alone, both looking up at Jeopardy or whatever the geez was on the TV, both pretending I didn't have my hand halfway in this poor lady's coochie. Talk about one of life's awkward moments. It probably only took the instructor two minutes to get back but it seemed like an hour. I'm just glad her husband didn't walk in about that time. She was a good sport throughout the whole thing though.  :-)

I guess you had to be there.  :o

No worse than a chatty lab tech trying to make small talk while you're getting barium sulfate shot into your glutial cleft.  "So, what brings you here?"  "My ass wanted a milk shake, I thought I'd tag along."
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: wasp69 on April 18, 2012, 08:45:48 AM
I went to the Gynecologist in the 90's and they started using plastic speculums, can you freaking believe the thing broke in the most inappropriate place, he was like wow that's the 1st time that happened, and I was like uh please make sure there aren't any plastic shards anywhere LOL.

 :therock:
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: wasp69 on April 18, 2012, 08:47:10 AM
Sorry but I just find bumping uglies at that time of the month to be gross.   My opinion though and well they are like assholes..... :fuelfire:

What are like assholes?  Your "uglies"?

 :tongue:

 :fuelfire:

 :-)
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 18, 2012, 09:03:44 AM
No worse than a chatty lab tech trying to make small talk while you're getting barium sulfate shot into your glutial cleft.  "So, what brings you here?"  "My ass wanted a milk shake, I thought I'd tag along."

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Hey, I hear the evil rich liberal Hollyweird one percenters pay people to actually shoot wine and coffee and other stuff up their rectum...now, when I get to old or lazy to take my  alcohol and caffeine the old fashioned way....just shoot me.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: wasp69 on April 18, 2012, 09:07:00 AM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Hey, I hear the evil rich liberal Hollyweird one percenters pay people to actually shoot wine and coffee and other stuff up their rectum...now, when I get to old or lazy to take my  alcohol and caffeine the old fashioned way....just shoot me.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Wineslob on April 18, 2012, 10:21:34 AM
This is a thread I can sink my teeth into.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: obumazombie on April 18, 2012, 10:22:39 AM
This is a thread I can sink my teeth into.
I don't know about that, it's a tough thread, it can take a licking.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: commonguymd on April 18, 2012, 10:55:32 AM
A thread I should not have read.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Mike B the Cajun on April 18, 2012, 03:25:11 PM
Another thread headed for the  :shortbus: ...
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 18, 2012, 03:27:08 PM
Another thread headed for the  :shortbus: ...
Yeah, it should have started there.

I've never known a twat thread to run this long in the DUmpster.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: NHSparky on April 18, 2012, 03:31:54 PM
It's such a good thing I'm no longer in the Navy anymore.  I've always wondered if I could make someone puke through a keyboard.

Fortunately for you good people, I no longer feel the need to test that skill.

Just don't google "Blue Waffle" whatever you do.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Ballygrl on April 18, 2012, 03:45:49 PM
I looked up blue waffle when you mentioned it once before, and ewwwwww.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: seahorse513 on April 18, 2012, 05:59:59 PM
Blue waffle grody to the max@@
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: vesta111 on April 19, 2012, 05:52:22 AM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Hey, I hear the evil rich liberal Hollyweird one percenters pay people to actually shoot wine and coffee and other stuff up their rectum...now, when I get to old or lazy to take my  alcohol and caffeine the old fashioned way....just shoot me.

God reason for that medically speaking.   

Story presented in Nursing school came from a Readers Digest on how a family in the Pacific with loss of motor survived.  Family with 3 children, one boy of 7-8 years old had his throat swell up and could not swallow.  His mother a nurse kept him alive by shoving food and water into his rectum and the intestines absorbed the nutriments.

More then one way to skin a cat. 

Now for my Nursing story, I went to school after I had all 4 kids and was the oldest in my class.  When Catheter training came about with living people I marched into a room  with 3 other much younger students with some poor man old and gray and as this was a teaching hospital agreed to be a Ginnie pig of sorts.  I think the old dude just got off on having the younger females handle his privates.

So once the sheets were removed I did a double take, What was wrong with that thing, I was no stranger at that point to the male man hood but I had never seen a male in real time that was uncircumcised.  I was flat out fascinated with the look and  the action to exposing the place to put in the Catheter.

I was under the impression that all males in the USof A were circumcised and this was a bit or surprise and fascination  to me.  It was later on working in Nursing homes that the men born in the 1920's or before, those that were home birthed unless Jewish came in uncut.   

Today I hear the Gay comunity value these uncut individuals as they are so rare to find.

Interesting topic, both medical, and a statement on how society's differ. 
 

Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Karin on April 19, 2012, 07:13:44 AM
Oh brother.   :thatsright:

BTW, my clematis is looking particularly gorgeous. 


 :-)

Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: Maxiest on April 19, 2012, 08:02:33 AM
Oh brother.   :thatsright:

BTW, my clematis is looking particularly gorgeous. 


 :-)



They are beautiful flora if I do say so myself.
Title: Re: Cali's vajayjay is outraged
Post by: obumazombie on April 19, 2012, 11:40:31 AM
They are beautiful flora if I do say so myself.
Where the flora go, the fauna are sure to follow.