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Title: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: Freeper on April 13, 2012, 06:53:41 PM: Quote
Omaha Steve

Omaha Steve yard signs started going up tonight!

I wasn't the only candidate picking up yard signs at the printers today.

OS

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002560832

I'm sure he will manage to place both of them. :-)
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: Chris_ on April 13, 2012, 06:57:37 PM: Is this the big announcement? :hyper:
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: Freeper on April 13, 2012, 06:58:38 PM: Quote from: chris_ on April 13, 2012, 06:57:37 PM
Is this the big announcement? :hyper:

No, it was the thing about socializing the natural gas in Bellvue.
Title: Re: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 13, 2012, 06:59:45 PM: Wouldn't socialist $tevie even have a proof or a picture of the yard signs to show to the DUmmies and the world? Inquiring minds want to know.
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: Chris_ on April 13, 2012, 07:00:35 PM: Quote from: Freeper on April 13, 2012, 06:58:38 PM
No, it was the thing about socializing the natural gas in Bellvue.
In what way? Residents would have to go through the city for gas service?

I didn't read it because it didn't look that important.
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: Freeper on April 13, 2012, 07:01:53 PM: Quote from: chris_ on April 13, 2012, 07:00:35 PM
In what way? Residents would have to go through the city for gas service?

I didn't read it because it didn't look that important.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,71649.0.html
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: Kimberly on April 13, 2012, 07:02:10 PM: He got one lonely little reply. Guess the bloom is off the rose, poor steve-o.

electstevedawes.com (http://www.electstevedawes.com/siteMap.html)
Title: Re: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: Freeper on April 13, 2012, 07:02:49 PM: Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on April 13, 2012, 06:59:45 PM
Wouldn't socialist $tevie even have a proof or a picture of the yard signs to show to the DUmmies and the world? Inquiring minds want to know.

Hopefully Nadin didn't design them. Suffice it to say if she did it would be very amusing for us. :-)
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: JakeStyle on April 13, 2012, 07:04:34 PM: I'm pretty sure that he recently announced that he had another big announcement forthcoming. If this was it it's pretty lame.
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 13, 2012, 07:13:15 PM: I think he gave up after the mini-taco spectacular and is now only doing 'theater-of-the-mind" for his D&D friends on the DUmp.
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: formerlurker on April 13, 2012, 07:15:41 PM: Isn't that funny how I called you out on the signs yesterday, and look at that - a post about signs.

Except no picture. We got a picture of the lame ass flyer, but denied a picture of the sign.

Uh-huh.
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: USA4ME on April 13, 2012, 07:18:38 PM: Steve is doing some advertising on the tops of pizza boxes.

(http://www.driftwebdesign.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/jabba.jpg)

.
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: formerlurker on April 13, 2012, 07:18:52 PM: Oh wait --- no worries Steve, our people on the ground will get some pictures of your signs this weekend for us.

:cheersmate:
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 13, 2012, 07:33:06 PM: It would be great if they were the same horrid, obnoxious color as his flyers, and include a plea for Mumia.

I think he's just spent the last of the sympathy dollars from the Sarpy democrats.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 13, 2012, 07:38:16 PM: Quote from: USA4ME on April 13, 2012, 07:18:38 PM
Steve is doing some advertising on the tops of pizza boxes.

(http://www.driftwebdesign.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/jabba.jpg)

.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 13, 2012, 07:45:44 PM: Has a political candidate ever before "announced" that he picked up some yard signs?
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: formerlurker on April 13, 2012, 07:48:01 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 13, 2012, 07:45:44 PM
Has a political candidate ever before "announced" that he picked up some yard signs?

That would be a no. :-)
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 13, 2012, 08:16:11 PM: Quote from: formerlurker on April 13, 2012, 07:48:01 PM
That would be a no. :-)
Socialist Steve Dawes is a groundbreaking candidate in many, many ways.

www.electstevedawes.com
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 13, 2012, 08:24:03 PM: Will his yard signs include the word "socialist", or even the word "democrat"?

How about the word "DUmbass"?
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: JakeStyle on April 13, 2012, 08:25:38 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 13, 2012, 07:45:44 PM
Has a political candidate ever before "announced" that he picked up some yard signs?

Usually they do it with ticker-tape and a marching band, OS is trying to keep it dignified.
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: Airwolf on April 13, 2012, 10:09:06 PM: Considering that the local TV stations are already warning the area for severe weather for tomorrow, then if he is out sticking yard signs in peoples plots of land then don't expect them to be around long.
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: Skul on April 13, 2012, 10:35:05 PM: I want some damn yard signs!!
They're perfect to tape targets to.
Stupid things work great until you flinch and shoot a wire out.
Stupid yard signs.

Oops, almost forgot.... www.electstevedawes.com
Title: Re: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: RWKindaGuy on April 14, 2012, 12:13:35 AM: Quote from: Freeper on April 13, 2012, 07:02:49 PM
Hopefully Nadin didn't design them. Suffice it to say if she did it would be very amusing for us. :-)

I can see it now.

"Listen up people, vote for Dawes - he's a trend"
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 14, 2012, 05:18:19 AM: Quote from: Airwolf on April 13, 2012, 10:09:06 PM
Considering that the local TV stations are already warning the area for severe weather for tomorrow, then if he is out sticking yard signs in peoples plots of land then don't expect them to be around long.

Those wires become weapons in strong winds, with the owners (and the pecuniary liable party) of the missiles written all over them. Socialist Steve may accidentally kill a voter or two today.
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 14, 2012, 07:34:50 AM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 14, 2012, 05:18:19 AM
Those wires become weapons in strong winds, with the owners (and the pecuniary liable party) of the missiles written all over them. Socialist Steve may accidentally kill a voter or two today.
Well there goes his entire voting bloc...
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: Tucker on April 14, 2012, 07:49:18 AM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 13, 2012, 08:24:03 PM
Will his yard signs include the word "socialist", or even the word "democrat"?

How about the word "DUmbass"?

He got an atta-boy from one of his fellow socialists, whose wife is running for office in Alaska.

He provided a link to her site.

Nowhere on the site is a political party mentioned.

She got a donation from OS.

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Hi Steve,
This is Jodie! Thank you so much for your donation. Dave and I were having dinner, my phone alerted me with a message, I was pleasantly surprised by your gift. Thank you very much. I told Dave and he said you were also running for office. Good luck in your race. I appreciate people who stand up and put their necks out for us.
~ Jodie ~
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: formerlurker on April 14, 2012, 08:11:41 AM: Quote from: Tucker on April 14, 2012, 07:49:18 AM
He got an atta-boy from one of his fellow socialists, whose wife is running for office in Alaska.

He provided a link to her site.

Nowhere on the site is a political party mentioned.

She got a donation from OS.

Oh silly Jodie. New project?
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: franksolich on April 14, 2012, 08:15:48 AM: Quote from: formerlurker on April 13, 2012, 07:15:41 PM
Except no picture. We got a picture of the lame ass flyer, but denied a picture of the sign.

Uh-huh.

I was talking with one of the friends of Steve last night, who reminded me of something I'd almost forgotten.

Remember the big guy's a good talker, a professional bluffer.

"We're not Scamdy," he told me; "we're not nice guys who give the primitives the benefit of the doubt, because they've never deserved it. You guys in Scamdy seven years ago were way too nice, bringing plastic picnic-knives to a knife-fight, while sfexpat2000 and the scammers brought machetes."

I pointed out that in the end, we'd won anyway, proving the Scamdal a fraud, a travesty that had nothing to do with the late red round one's illness.

"But you got considerably cut up," he reminded me.

"Anyway," he went on, "don't accept what the big guy posts as images, jpgs, of yard-signs.

"One can create those out of thin air, jpgs.

"Don't for a minute believe there's yard-signs until they show up in a newspaper photograph or on a television screen, or their actual physical existence verified by an independent third party of some sort. Just because the big guy posts something, doesn't mean it's real.

"Remember your own words--the big guy's a good talker, a big bluffer.

"And he's a primitive, too, who knows how to lie and cheat."
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: formerlurker on April 14, 2012, 08:30:21 AM: Well then we can create some signs for him here!!
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: franksolich on April 14, 2012, 08:49:59 AM: Quote from: formerlurker on April 14, 2012, 08:30:21 AM
Well then we can create some signs for him here!!

But in the end, same thing.

It would have about as much credibility as photoshopped certified checks and receipts, as what sfexpat2000 and the scammers displayed.

I'm not going to believe any yard-signs exist until verified by a third party of some sort.
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: Rebel on April 14, 2012, 10:44:18 AM: "Stand with Mumia and Marx!"

"VOTE DAWES, 2012!"
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: obumazombie on April 14, 2012, 10:49:54 AM: A man Van Jones can be proud of.
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: Big Dog on April 14, 2012, 11:28:02 AM: Quote from: formerlurker on April 14, 2012, 08:30:21 AM
Well then we can create some signs for him here!!

My entry:

Black background, red letters.

FROM EACH ACCORDING TO HIS ABILITY...

DAWES FOR CITY COUNCIL

www.electstevedawes.com

(letters "c" at beginning of "City Council" replaced by hammer and sickle)
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: franksolich on April 14, 2012, 11:31:01 AM: I'm not very bright this morning.

My entry:

STEVE DAWES: FOR THE SOCIALIST CAUSE

At least it's better than the big guy's own slogan.

www.electstevedawes.com
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 14, 2012, 12:10:58 PM: VOTE STEVE DAWES - SOCIALIST

FREE MUMIA

F**K THE COPS

SEND MONEY

www.electstevedawes.com
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: franksolich on April 14, 2012, 12:32:52 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 14, 2012, 12:10:58 PM

VOTE STEVE DAWES - SOCIALIST

FREE MUMIA

F**K THE COPS

SEND MONEY

www.electstevedawes.com

Damn it, I forgot about the "send money" thing, and that's mandatory.

www.electstevedawes.com
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 14, 2012, 12:36:43 PM: Here is my entry...
(http://img804.imageshack.us/img804/7065/motivator707d86e4f7b313.jpg)
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: miskie on April 14, 2012, 01:35:32 PM: I now know what I am going to do today
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: Tucker on April 14, 2012, 01:43:24 PM: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/DUmpster/725fcfef.png)

http://www.buildasign.com/
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: Tucker on April 14, 2012, 01:56:36 PM: I got the hang of it now. :-)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/DUmpster/f881c626.png)
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: Chris_ on April 14, 2012, 02:16:30 PM: Quote from: Tucker on April 14, 2012, 01:56:36 PM
I got the hang of it now. :-)
:rotf:

Good one.
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: obumazombie on April 14, 2012, 02:37:29 PM: It's so apropos that he's running for a Bellevue appointment...
Bellevue Mental Hospital (http://www.google.com/search?q=bellview+mental+hospital&hl=en&client=safari&rls=en&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=rdGJT7uMPISe2gXeg8y1CQ&ved=0CEoQsAQ&biw=1440&bih=693)
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: Tucker on April 14, 2012, 02:48:37 PM: Quote from: obumazombie on April 14, 2012, 02:37:29 PM
It's so apropos that he's running for a Bellevue appointment...
Bellevue Mental Hospital (http://www.google.com/search?q=bellview+mental+hospital&hl=en&client=safari&rls=en&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=rdGJT7uMPISe2gXeg8y1CQ&ved=0CEoQsAQ&biw=1440&bih=693)

That place was mentioned on"Barney Miller" all the time.
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: miskie on April 14, 2012, 05:12:38 PM: A little something I whipped up ... :-)

(http://miskie.net/dawessign.jpg)
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: franksolich on April 14, 2012, 05:15:27 PM: Quote from: miskie on April 14, 2012, 05:12:38 PM
A little something I whipped up ... :-)

Damn now, that is good.

It would certainly slow down traffic driving by, to read it.

Great bust of the big guy too.
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: obumazombie on April 14, 2012, 05:16:54 PM: Quote from: franksolich on April 14, 2012, 05:15:27 PM
Damn now, that is good.

It would certainly slow down traffic driving by, to read it.

Great bust of the big guy too.
The guy couldn't get through one round in the ring. He's all chin, and probably glass too.
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: miskie on April 14, 2012, 05:18:48 PM: Quote from: franksolich on April 14, 2012, 05:15:27 PM
Damn now, that is good.

It would certainly slow down traffic driving by, to read it.

Great bust of the big guy too.

Heh..

I can't be certain of the translation, as I speak no Russian -
but that is what Google Translate gave me when i fed it 'Vote comrade Dawes. Olde Towne cause'
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: franksolich on April 14, 2012, 05:21:15 PM: Quote from: miskie on April 14, 2012, 05:18:48 PM
Heh..

I can't be certain of the translation, as I speak no Russian -
but that is what Google Translate gave me when i fed it 'Vote comrade Dawes. Olde Towne cause'

That's the way I read it without a translator.

By the way, with your depiction of the big guy, I'm coming along splendidly with casting a Hollywood epic of ancient Rome. For the longest time, I've wanted to use poor stupid Beth as Messalina Agrippina, and the sparkling old dude as Caligula. Now it looks like I have the big guy as the decadent old Tiberius too.
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: formerlurker on April 14, 2012, 05:26:28 PM: Quote from: miskie on April 14, 2012, 05:12:38 PM
A little something I whipped up ... :-)

(http://miskie.net/dawessign.jpg)

Brilliant!
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: DU AdBot on April 14, 2012, 05:39:07 PM: That is s...o...o...o...o good.
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: obumazombie on April 14, 2012, 05:43:30 PM: Quote from: DU AdBot on April 14, 2012, 05:39:07 PM
That is s...o...o...o...o good.
Nicely integrated into your avatar !
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: miskie on April 14, 2012, 05:44:57 PM: Quote from: formerlurker on April 14, 2012, 05:26:28 PM
Brilliant!

Not to toot my own horn, but I suspect its better than his 'genuine' signs. I did my best to keep the production Soviet-era cheap.

This is the original -

(http://img2.etsystatic.com/il_fullxfull.254308934.jpg)
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 14, 2012, 05:49:13 PM: Quote from: miskie on April 14, 2012, 05:12:38 PM
A little something I whipped up ... :-)

(http://miskie.net/dawessign.jpg)

:rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf:

H5!
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: zeitgeist on April 14, 2012, 06:09:30 PM: Quote from: miskie on April 14, 2012, 05:12:38 PM
A little something I whipped up ... :-)

(http://miskie.net/dawessign.jpg)

, Excellent work but shouldn't it also feature his website http://www.electstevedawes.com/ ?? That way the voters would be able to rush right home and Google him. :rotf:
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: miskie on April 14, 2012, 06:32:43 PM: Quote from: zeitgeist on April 14, 2012, 06:09:30 PM
, Excellent work but shouldn't it also feature his website http://www.electstevedawes.com/ ?? That way the voters would be able to rush right home and Google him. :rotf:

I thought about adding http://www.electstevedawes.com/ , but the poster lost the early 80's Soviet 'feel' and it became 'phony' to me - if that makes any sense.
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: zeitgeist on April 14, 2012, 06:44:20 PM: Quote from: miskie on April 14, 2012, 06:32:43 PM
I thought about adding http://www.electstevedawes.com/ , but the poster lost the early 80's Soviet 'feel' and it became 'phony' to me - if that makes any sense.

Yes, it does. There'll be bedlum in Bellivue when you www.electstevedawes.com.
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
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Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: SVPete on September 29, 2018, 12:54:04 PM: OK, how bleeping stupid a spamster does it take to necro a 6 year old thread? I guess we know.
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: Texacon on September 29, 2018, 02:55:00 PM: Quote from: SVPete on September 29, 2018, 12:54:04 PM
OK, how bleeping stupid a spamster does it take to necro a 6 year old thread? I guess we know.

:lmao:

Go over and order some really vile shit.

KC
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: Karin on September 29, 2018, 06:14:15 PM: I laughed. :lmao: At least it was a pleasant trip down memory lane.
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on October 01, 2018, 08:44:37 AM: Dammit, for a minute I thought the big guy was running again. :bawl:
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: Airwolf on October 01, 2018, 11:37:49 AM: Even if Steve the large guy was going to run again . No one will vote him in. Our agents on the ground in Bellevue will make sure of it.
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: franksolich on October 01, 2018, 11:44:23 AM: I had a dream the other night.

I dreamt that the big guy finally sprung loose of this mortal coil, but rather than interring the body in the ground out of sight, it was specially embalmed and put under a transparent glass case in the lobby of the local union hall, which became a popular destination for pilgrimages by the unionized.
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: SVPete on October 01, 2018, 11:53:16 AM: Quote from: franksolich on October 01, 2018, 11:44:23 AM
I had a dream the other night.

I dreamt that the big guy finally sprung loose of this mortal coil, but rather than interring the body in the ground out of sight, it was specially embalmed and put under a transparent glass case in the lobby of the local union hall, which became a popular destination for pilgrimages by the unionized.

The Russians could advise how to make that work and last for a century.
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: DLR Pyro on October 01, 2018, 12:16:43 PM: is he still alive? wasn't he dying a few years back?
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: landofconfusion80 on October 01, 2018, 12:32:32 PM: Quote from: DLR Pyro on October 01, 2018, 12:16:43 PM
is he still alive? wasn't he dying a few years back?
He has a pair of union midgets inside running on the wheel. He could go for decades
Title: Re: Socialist Stevie announces yard signs.
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on October 01, 2018, 01:09:44 PM: Quote from: landofconfusion80 on October 01, 2018, 12:32:32 PM
He has a pair of union midgets inside running on the wheel. He could go for decades
They're union, they will run no longer than 2 hours before they take their contractually mandated break.