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Title: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: franksolich on April 12, 2012, 01:14:02 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002553314

Oh my.

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nadinbrzezinski (103,928 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

EMTPY CHAIR... Working on the debate story from last night but here is a problem. There are five candidates running for the 50th district in California, highly gerrymandered right? So four of the five showed up... the incumbent does not have to. And quite frankly given the number of engaged citizens that actually showed up, I can't blame him, even if I do.

So the other four candidates, a libertarian, two democrats and a tea party republican set a fifth chair on the stage, with the name of the incumbent. Yup, got photo of all the candidates including the EMPTY chair... as well as the Empty Chair all on it' lonesome, which will send to my editor as soon as I write the story and work the photos to the size she likes.

But think about it... that empty chair, needs slight cropping... is THE SYMBOL of one of the major problems we have when it comes to the system. Once you get elected, if the district is safe enough, you can refuse to face the public, aka your employers.

By the way to DU'ers in Ramona, you got a kick ass library... I am highly impressed, even if that was a hell of a drive for me, all the way from the coast. Why I am doing the writing NOW, and not last night... quite frankly got home, had some dinner and went to sleep... I really can't understand those who commute from there to places like oh... Miramar. That is a hell of a commute.

This campfire's been up a while, but the primitives are ignoring nadin.
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: Tucker on April 12, 2012, 01:32:59 PM
Nadin is yesterdays news.

Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: EagleKeeper on April 12, 2012, 01:40:23 PM
Ya know what?

I can't help but get the impression that every dumbass on skins island is angling for a gig as a payed poster.

Is it just me? And if I am right I wonder how many of the dumbasses are professional dumbasses?
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: franksolich on April 12, 2012, 01:57:57 PM
So.....I nadined California's 50th congressional district.

It's in San Diego.

What makes that a long drive for the Great White Whale?  She could probably walk it.

By the way, it was "gerrymandered" by a strongly-Democrat-held California legislature, so as to get more Democrats, liberals, and primitives into an adjacent district.

The Great White Whale's got to put blame on shenanigans where the blame belongs.
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 12, 2012, 02:58:41 PM
Is she a big woman? Anyone got a pic?

I always pictured her as a skinny woman in a long flowing skirt with Birkenstocks.
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: franksolich on April 12, 2012, 03:01:00 PM
Is she a big woman? Anyone got a pic?

I always pictured her as a skinny woman in a long flowing skirt with Birkenstocks.

You really don't want to know.

And the way you've pictured her is way off mark, sorry.

<<has a pic, but doesn't like to post it.
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on April 12, 2012, 03:06:01 PM
Is she a big woman? Anyone got a pic?

I always pictured her as a skinny woman in a long flowing skirt with Birkenstocks.
Think John Goodman in drag.
(http://snl.jt.org/caps/impressions/John%20Goodman-Linda%20Tripp.jpg)
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 12, 2012, 03:07:44 PM
You really don't want to know.

And the way you've pictured her is way off mark, sorry.

<<has a pic, but doesn't like to post it.


PM it to me...I live in SD and would like to know her if I run across her. Or if, evidently, she washes up on the beach?
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: franksolich on April 12, 2012, 03:08:29 PM

PM it to me...I live in SD and would like to know her if I run across her. Or if, evidently, she washes up on the beach?

Okay, you asked for it.  It ain't pretty, but don't blame me.
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: Skul on April 12, 2012, 03:13:51 PM
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nadinbrzezinski (103,928 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
>snip<
 I really can't understand those who commute from there to places like oh... Miramar. That is a hell of a commute.
Isn't Miramar only about 15 miles north of Coronado?
Hardly a long commute.
Ramona appears to be around twenty NE of Miramar.
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 12, 2012, 03:20:24 PM
Okay, you asked for it.  It ain't pretty, but don't blame me.

I'm reminded of a book title...

(https://d2koz23mjt6pxl.cloudfront.net/0-316-91989-6/180/0-316-91989-6.jpg)
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: franksolich on April 12, 2012, 03:25:43 PM

If it's any consolation, which it probably isn't, I sent you the cropped version of that picture.
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 12, 2012, 03:29:06 PM


     And my eye doctor will be examining the cropped* version of my eyeballs. Sweet granny's gravy, that woman in no way resembles what I had imagined.

* - cropped with my fingernails.
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: franksolich on April 12, 2012, 03:30:34 PM
And my eye doctor will be examining the cropped version of my eyeballs. Sweet granny's gravy, that woman in no way resembles what I had imagined.

Did you notice the sweat stain the size of Portugal?

franksolich sweats a lot too, but over considerably less surface acreage.
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 12, 2012, 03:36:10 PM
Did you notice the sweat stain the size of Portugal?

franksolich sweats a lot too, but over considerably less surface acreage.

I wonder if she has ever contributed to any of the myriad DU threads on fat conservatives. Hm. Of course, her girth can surely be contributed to a mix of depression-driven eating brought on by the Bush years, hypothyroidism, various genetic shortcomings, and other unavoidable circumstances that cannot be blamed on her.

My guess is that the wet spot in the picture is probably someone else's vomit, rather than her sweat. I am willing to bet that she evinces an emetic response far more often than she sweats in that general location of her body. Other parts of her body? Harder to say.
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: Skul on April 12, 2012, 03:38:13 PM
How can you crop something that size??
I think you just need to insmallen it....a lot. :-)

Perhaps a quick look at... www.electstevedawes.com will show that the weeper can match her, wet spot for wet spot.
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: franksolich on April 12, 2012, 03:38:53 PM
I wonder if she has ever contributed to any of the myriad DU threads on fat conservatives. Hm. Of course, her girth can surely be contributed to a mix of depression-driven eating brought on by the Bush years, hypothyroidism, various genetic shortcomings, and other unavoidable circumstances that cannot be blamed on her.

My guess is that the wet spot in the picture is probably someone else's vomit, rather than her sweat. I am willing to bet that she evinces an emetic response far more often than she sweats in that general location of her body. Other parts of her body? Harder to say.

It's too bad, because her husband looks like a nice guy who deserves better.

I'm guessing he's significantly visually-impaired.
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 12, 2012, 03:42:55 PM
It's too bad, because her husband looks like a nice guy who deserves better.

I'm guessing he's significantly visually-impaired.

     He has the dubious benefit of listening to her, whereas we are exposed to her horrible grammar and spelling. Moreover, it isn't out of the realm of possibility that the woman can cook, or at least responds favorably to such blandishments as, "bitch, go make me a sandwich," and in any case, many men subscribe to the streetwise philosophy of it all being pink on the inside. Failing all of that, there is no accounting for taste, and by that I mean his taste in women, because I pity the poor fool who can attest the the taste of her.
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: wasp69 on April 12, 2012, 03:52:42 PM
     He has the dubious benefit of listening to her, whereas we are exposed to her horrible grammar and spelling. Moreover, it isn't out of the realm of possibility that the woman can cook, or at least responds favorably to such blandishments as, "bitch, go make me a sandwich," and in any case, many men subscribe to the streetwise philosophy of it all being pink on the inside. Failing all of that, there is no accounting for taste, and by that I mean his taste in women, because I pity the poor fool who can attest the the taste of her.

From the looks of him, she was probably the first shot of ass he'd ever got.
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: Tucker on April 12, 2012, 03:55:50 PM
It's too bad, because her husband looks like a nice guy who deserves better.

I'm guessing he's significantly visually-impaired.

What does drunken sailor + first shore leave after nine months at sea equal?
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: Skul on April 12, 2012, 04:03:52 PM
Mister Nads might be one of the nicest guys in the world. Other than Coach, he might be the nicest guy you'd ever meet.
The poor guy has enough weight on his shoulders right now, as I'm sure he bears the weight of his "mate".
Nads makes claim that he agrres with her. I seriously doubt it.
To me, Nads is fair game, he is not.
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 12, 2012, 04:11:22 PM
I wonder if she has ever contributed to any of the myriad DU threads on fat conservatives. Hm. Of course, her girth can surely be contributed to a mix of depression-driven eating brought on by the Bush years, hypothyroidism, various genetic shortcomings, and other unavoidable circumstances that cannot be blamed on her.
You can be sure that nutcase nadin recognizes her enormous, colossal fatness no more than she recognizes her consistent, comical wrongness.
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: franksolich on April 12, 2012, 04:18:47 PM
You can be sure that nutcase nadin recognizes her enormous, colossal fatness no more than she recognizes her consistent, comical wrongness.

You're right, and that's what gets me.

She really doesn't see.
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: miskie on April 12, 2012, 04:52:14 PM
What does drunken sailor + first shore leave after nine months at sea equal?

Like Christopher Columbus, he had mistaken manatees for mermaids.

"Lord please forgive me and may God bless the Pygmies in New Guinea, Amen"
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: obumazombie on April 12, 2012, 04:53:09 PM
Like Christopher Columbus, he had mistaken manatees for mermaids.

"Lord please forgive me and may God bless the Pygmies in New Guinea, Amen"
And Narwhals.
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: vesta111 on April 12, 2012, 05:37:07 PM
You can be sure that nutcase nadin recognizes her enormous, colossal fatness no more than she recognizes her consistent, comical wrongness.

Ah Gobucks is at it again, he equates looks with worth of a person.

Yes I have seen her picture, the stain on her shirt may have come from a spilled drink, at least I did not see piss running down her leg.

I think Gobucks is jealous of her, she has led quite a life, and I wonder if his wife ever went into a war zone to shoot it out with whom ever to protect him.

It is obvious that her husband is a good looker, smart and cares about her, fat or thin, he is loyal-----Perhaps her family has money and getting old.

Even as nutty as I am I find her a bit off the charts of deep water, but, darn it all, who cares if she weighs 110 or 180, interesting person, and you have to figure she has spent years living with a bubble head, not easy to understand what husbands go through locked in a windowless cylinder for months at a time with 120 other men.

Take 120 prisoners and lock them up up in those conditions and it would be called cruel and unusual.  

She has paid her dues, so she is a bit off, I understand, what do you think made me a nut case,   SO-----"What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning???"

Have a heart Gobucks, attack her ideas but to attack her weight is counter productive.  

 
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 12, 2012, 06:28:10 PM
Vesta, I just BSed you for that screed.

BFDU, I should BS you for evoking the vision of anyone ever performing oral sex on her.
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 12, 2012, 06:33:31 PM
Ah Gobucks is at it again, he equates looks with worth of a person.

Yes I have seen her picture, the stain on her shirt may have come from a spilled drink, at least I did not see piss running down her leg.

I think Gobucks is jealous of her, she has led quite a life, and I wonder if his wife ever went into a war zone to shoot it out with whom ever to protect him.

It is obvious that her husband is a good looker, smart and cares about her, fat or thin, he is loyal-----Perhaps her family has money and getting old.

Even as nutty as I am I find her a bit off the charts of deep water, but, darn it all, who cares if she weighs 110 or 180, interesting person, and you have to figure she has spent years living with a bubble head, not easy to understand what husbands go through locked in a windowless cylinder for months at a time with 120 other men.

Take 120 prisoners and lock them up up in those conditions and it would be called cruel and unusual.  

She has paid her dues, so she is a bit off, I understand, what do you think made me a nut case,   SO-----"What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning???"

Have a heart Gobucks, attack her ideas but to attack her weight is counter productive.  

 


BS and **** that noise. Go read a thread on DU about Gov Christie before we get lectured.
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: franksolich on April 12, 2012, 06:44:56 PM

BS and **** that noise. Go read a thread on DU about Gov Christie before we get lectured.

vesta111 has little or no grasp of "nuance."

She thinks we're making fun of the Great White Whale's big blubbery physical size, but actually we're making fun of the Great White Whale's big bloated grotesque flabby ego.

We're not making fun of her fat, but her fatuity.
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 12, 2012, 06:53:55 PM

We're not making fun of her fat, but her fatuity.


     An enviable turn of phrase - ^5.

     Nadin is so blissfully unaware of her general intellectual mien that her physical mien could not possibly be of concern to her.
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 12, 2012, 06:55:12 PM
performing oral sex on her.

     I struggle to refer to it as a performance, per se.
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 12, 2012, 07:17:41 PM



     I might also add that while the Guy Fawkes mask that many DUmmies (including Nadin) use as an avatar has become tired and hackneyed, in Nadin's case it's a welcome if not necessary enhancement.
Title: Re: Great White Whale rambles about emtpy chair
Post by: obumazombie on April 12, 2012, 10:07:25 PM
vesta111 has little or no grasp of "nuance."

She thinks we're making fun of the Great White Whale's big blubbery physical size, but actually we're making fun of the Great White Whale's big bloated grotesque flabby ego.

We're not making fun of her fat, but her fatuity.
Fatuity. I love that. Love at first sight as I don't remember ever having seen it before. And used in a context that turns a well coined phrase. Bravo !