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Title: ZOMG!
Post by: Gina on April 11, 2012, 11:08:49 AM: I just booked a trip for two for a whitewater rafting and canopy zipline tour in June! I asked SIL if she would and she said yes! Class 3/4 rapids on the Ocoee River!

:yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 11, 2012, 11:27:57 AM: Quote from: Gina on April 11, 2012, 11:08:49 AM
I just booked a trip for two for a whitewater rafting and canopy zipline tour in June! I asked SIL if she would and she said yes! Class 3/4 rapids on the Ocoee River!

:yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

H5 given! :asssmack: :tongue:
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: Gina on April 11, 2012, 11:29:45 AM: I have a major woody right now because I am so friggin excited! :panic:
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 11, 2012, 11:35:27 AM: Quote from: Gina on April 11, 2012, 11:29:45 AM
I have a major woody right now because I am so friggin excited! :panic:

I could type something here . . . but I'll exercise a modicum of self-control and not type it. O-)
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 11, 2012, 12:37:04 PM: Quote from: Gina on April 11, 2012, 11:08:49 AM
I just booked a trip for two for a whitewater rafting and canopy zipline tour in June! I asked SIL if she would and she said yes! Class 3/4 rapids on the Ocoee River!

:yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

The Ocoee is a good 5 mile ride. I used to do it in a canoe.

There's a road that runs along side the river with a few pull offs. If you have someone with you that's not getting in the raft they can follow you along and take some pictures.

Have fun.
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: Gina on April 11, 2012, 12:42:36 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 11, 2012, 12:37:04 PM
The Ocoee is a good 5 mile ride. I used to do it in a canoe.

There's a road that runs along side the river with a few pull offs. If you have someone with you that's not getting in the raft they can follow you along and take some pictures.

Have fun.

It's a tour guide taking us. It says it's a 3.5 hr ride and then we go on a zipline tour. Total of 7.5 hrs and they end it with beer :panic:

Have I said I was excited? I get excited over clothing/makeup and shit like this :hyper:

Plus I will be with SIL and that means I don't have to behave like a good momma. What happens in the woods, stays in the woods :panic:
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 11, 2012, 12:49:31 PM: Quote from: Gina on April 11, 2012, 12:42:36 PM
It's a tour guide taking us. It says it's a 3.5 hr ride and then we go on a zipline tour. Total of 7.5 hrs and they end it with beer :panic:

Have I said I was excited? I get excited over clothing/makeup and shit like this :hyper:

Plus I will be with SIL and that means I don't have to behave like a good momma. What happens in the woods, stays in the woods :panic:

Well, then . . .

:picsneeded:

:-) :whistling:
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: Gina on April 11, 2012, 12:53:58 PM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 11, 2012, 12:49:31 PM
Well, then . . .

:picsneeded:

:-) :whistling:

Oh that will be for sure! Yall will see pics galore!
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: Karin on April 11, 2012, 01:44:11 PM: What a great time that will be! Something fun to look forward to.
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: BEG on April 11, 2012, 01:48:40 PM: Waaah, I'm jealous. I was told I can do things like that (or skiing (snow), one of my favorite things to do) because my bones are brittle from all the steroids for years and years.

Hope you have a blast.
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: Texacon on April 11, 2012, 02:32:28 PM: Quote from: Gina on April 11, 2012, 12:42:36 PM
It's a tour guide taking us. It says it's a 3.5 hr ride and then we go on a zipline tour. Total of 7.5 hrs and they end it with beer :panic:

Have I said I was excited? I get excited over clothing/makeup and shit like this :hyper:

Plus I will be with SIL and that means I don't have to behave like a good momma. What happens in the woods, stays in the woods :panic:

Uhm ... can you tell me where I need to be in the woods? Please?? I'll even bring my own pole for plumbing the depths.

:p

KC
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: Airwolf on April 11, 2012, 04:25:14 PM: Sounds like fun. The irony is the Military gets paid to do that.lol.
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: longview on April 11, 2012, 05:46:15 PM: Very cool! I'd love to do either, but I really, really want to go on a zip line.
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: Wineslob on April 12, 2012, 09:44:58 AM: Quote
Plus I will be with SIL and that means I don't have to behave like a good momma. What happens in the woods, stays in the woods

Gonna get "stump broke"? :tongue:
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: Gina on April 12, 2012, 01:02:08 PM: Quote from: Wineslob on April 12, 2012, 09:44:58 AM

Gonna get "stump broke"? :tongue:

you mean break one?
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: Maxiest on April 12, 2012, 01:04:07 PM: Quote from: Gina on April 12, 2012, 01:02:08 PM
you mean break one?

It's a southern farmer thing.
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: Gina on April 12, 2012, 03:00:21 PM: Quote from: Maxiest on April 12, 2012, 01:04:07 PM
It's a southern farmer thing.

Never tramped around with one so I don't know what it means O-)
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: obumazombie on April 12, 2012, 04:15:42 PM: It's like grunting while hugging a root.
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: Wineslob on April 12, 2012, 04:16:56 PM: Quote from: Gina on April 12, 2012, 01:02:08 PM
you mean break one?

Nope... :whistling:
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: Gina on April 13, 2012, 06:57:17 AM: Quote from: obumazombie on April 12, 2012, 04:15:42 PM
It's like grunting while hugging a root.

And I thought I had done it all....I am so confused to what yall are talking about :???:
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: Texacon on April 13, 2012, 07:13:54 AM: Quote from: Gina on April 13, 2012, 06:57:17 AM
And I thought I had done it all....I am so confused to what yall are talking about :???:

:lmao:

seriously?!

:rotf:

KC
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: Wineslob on April 13, 2012, 10:01:39 AM: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stump%20broke
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: Gina on April 13, 2012, 10:37:31 AM: Quote from: Wineslob on April 13, 2012, 10:01:39 AM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stump%20broke

BLOCKED AT WORK so now I have an "adult content" flag, gee thanks :lmao:
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: Maxiest on April 13, 2012, 11:42:10 AM: Quote from: Gina on April 13, 2012, 10:37:31 AM
BLOCKED AT WORK so now I have an "adult content" flag, gee thanks :lmao:

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1. stump break
Stump break is the same as stump bust except it is commonly done on the farm and to farm animals when they're still young. It's the act of tying a horse, cow, or other farm animal to a tree or stump so they cannot get away and mounting them sexually.

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Dad: Boy, we've got a long day of work today. We've gotta stump break 5 colts and that mule today.
Son: But dad, I just ****ed 7 calfs yesterday.

I didn't want to be the one to do it... but there it is.
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: Gina on April 13, 2012, 11:50:24 AM: Quote from: Maxiest on April 13, 2012, 11:42:10 AM

I didn't want to be the one to do it... but there it is.

EWWWWWW farmers
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: Wineslob on April 13, 2012, 01:46:18 PM: Quote from: Gina on April 13, 2012, 11:50:24 AM
EWWWWWW farmers

:rofl:
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: Mike B the Cajun on April 14, 2012, 08:42:48 AM: Did I accidentally stumble on the "Short Bus" forum?? :tongue:
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 15, 2012, 05:57:56 PM: Quote from: Gina on April 11, 2012, 11:08:49 AM
I just booked a trip for two for a whitewater rafting and canopy zipline tour in June! I asked SIL if she would and she said yes! Class 3/4 rapids on the Ocoee River!

:yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
I'm happy for you (and more than a little jealous). You are gonna have some real fun!
Quote from: Gina on April 11, 2012, 12:42:36 PM
It's a tour guide taking us. It says it's a 3.5 hr ride and then we go on a zipline tour. Total of 7.5 hrs and they end it with beer :panic:

Have I said I was excited? I get excited over clothing/makeup and shit like this :hyper:

Plus I will be with SIL and that means I don't have to behave like a good momma. What happens in the woods, stays in the woods :panic:
Why am I hearing the banjos from Delieverance?
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: docstew on April 15, 2012, 10:27:20 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on April 15, 2012, 05:57:56 PM
I'm happy for you (and more than a little jealous). You are gonna have some real fun!Why am I hearing the banjos from Delieverance?

Gina better be careful, parts of Deliverance were filmed on the Ocoee...
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: Chris_ on April 15, 2012, 10:28:35 PM: Try to stay in the boat. That water's cold.
Title: Re: ZOMG!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 16, 2012, 07:46:32 AM: Quote from: chris_ on April 15, 2012, 10:28:35 PM
Try to stay in the boat. That water's cold.

I remember doing the Hudson River Gorge on April 1st, 1984. I was a sophomore in college, and the college's Outing Club had a trip going to the Gorge that day. The water temperature was 35 degrees Fahrenheit. It definitely woke us up. The water was running high, too. I saw millions of gallons of water that day, and at the end of the day, it felt as if I had been beaten by every single one.