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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Elspeth on April 10, 2012, 06:43:01 PM
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Nothing else to say about this one. :whistling:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002544170
WilliamPitt
"Male congressmen now being inundated with handmade vaginas" <--- actual headline
In the latest brilliant counterstrike against the GOP's Vag Offensive, The Snatchel Project is encouraging craftswomen to send their congressmen knit and crocheted bags, pouches and decorations in the shape of their favorite ladyparts. Nothing scares a gynophobic congressman like when they open a box and discover what they think is a constituent's lovely knit hat or scarf, only to pick it up and realize they've touched their hands upon the filthy, evil uterus they've been fighting so hard to destroy. The site includes patterns and links to teach you how to use your knitting needles to make your own womb (while knitting needles are still used for just knitting).
The rest: http://www.happyplace.com/14939/male-congressmen-now-being-inundated-with-knit-and-crocheted-vaginas
(http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/03/4f69ebdf51d84.jpg)
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Nothing else to say about this one. :whistling:
Juvenile?
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Juvenile?
Ditto.
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Juvenile?
It's too squicky to be just juvenile. It's sort of like folk art porno or something. I can't think of a word for it.
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Think of the staffers that are going to open these packages, and they're going to find a representation of DUmp males . . .
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So we're supposed to be scared of women this week? Or at least scared of female body parts? And view said parts as filthy and evil?
Whoever is in charge of sending this info out needs to recheck my contact info, I'm still enjoying going by last week's memo to view women as sex objects.
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Maybe they can knit little fetuses and then stab them with the needles.
Assholes.
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Think of the staffers that are going to open these packages, and they're going to find a representation of DUmp males . . .
Males? LOL!
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This is about as intelligent as sending canned peaches to Nancy Pelosi.
BTW, I love canned peaches. You DUmmies can send them to me.
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Well, looks like the infamous "blue waffle" to me.
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..And if this protest was set against a Democrat, it would be dismissed as a sexist attack by rethugs who are objectifying women's body parts and using natural features as insults.
-But since its against the GOP -- HELL YEAH !!!!!
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..And if this protest was set against a Democrat, it would be dismissed as a sexist attack by rethugs who are objectifying women's body parts and using natural features as insults.
-But since its against the GOP -- HELL YEAH !!!!!
That's exactly right.
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It's too squicky to be just juvenile. It's sort of like folk art porno or something. I can't think of a word for it.
:rotf: h5
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In 0bama's bizarro world, today he went on the offensive (again) that republicans have a war on women, stumps Buffets rule (while Buffet got slammed with a huge delinquent law suit today) that will only bring in $4B if nobody changes their actions, and ramrodded through $1.5B to the muslim brotherhood that wants ALL women to have clitorectomies (SP?) and put women back to the 7th century.......takes deep breath in.....and the MSM tells us that a super slanted poll puts 0bama up with women 53/38.
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Mini Tacos!!!
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So what happens in cases such as when the Congressman I'm interning for happens to have been an obstetrician? How's that gonna work out, DUmmies?
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It's too squicky to be just juvenile. It's sort of like folk art porno or something. I can't think of a word for it.
The word is Etsy.
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So what happens in cases such as when the Congressman I'm interning for happens to have been an obstetrician?
You got a job working for Ron Paul, didn't you?
Figures.
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Somebody get the Surgeon General on the line, this is an emergency! No less a source than
William Rivers Pitt, noted writer and renowned expert on female genitalia of all ages, has discovered that the uterus and the labia are the same thing!!!
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You got a job working for Ron Paul, didn't you?
Figures.
I'd sooner go to work for Nancy Pelosi...
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Somebody get the Surgeon General on the line, this is an emergency! No less a source than
William Rivers Pitt, noted writer and renowned expert on female genitalia of all ages, has discovered that the uterus and the labia are the same thing!!!
How interesting that a couple of States have now made it legal to breast feed in public.
OH SHIT, now woman Will now be allowed to give nourishment to keep there baby's alive. Yippee, no more worry about bottle fed formula with poisons in them coming from China.
Everyone knows a woman's breast is for the enjoyment of males, to look at and fondle. The human breast on a man and woman is suppose to be the same. Just sex stimulate and nothing else.
So woman who feed their children the same way as other mammals are now discusting. generations ago before the baby bottle was invented there was no other way.
Confounds me why feeding a baby was ever made illegal unless the manufactures of baby bottles lobbied to pass the law. We have found that introducing bottles and formulae to 3'd world country's because of sanitary conditions to clean these bottles lead to an up rise in infant deaths.
My biggest Bitch was a woman at work that breast fed her baby and while at work had to pump her breasts in a public Company bathroom stall. Disgusting to think that with 3-4 closed rooms she was not allowed on her breaks or lunch hour to use the Clean rooms. With 5 hours of use any public bathroom becomes unsanitary and here she was in the midst of all that crap with no where to go.
We had a case were a woman in a city park was order out of the park as some one complained she was breast feeding a hungry baby. She had a blanket over her boob and baby but someone got all righteous and yelled for the cops.
What I ask is the matter with people that deny human actions and expect them to deny their humanity.???
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Apparently these knitters don't work and have time to sit around knitting stooopid shit. They could be knitting little hats for preemie babies at the NICU or blankets for them but no, they are knitting stuff that will go right into the garbage. Talk about wasting talent.
I have had 3 NICU babies and each had a knitted little blanket and hat by a caring volunteer. I treasure those gifts because they show just how small my little one's were.
I am appalled that these people waste yarn and time and aren't working.
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The word is Etsy.
That's exactly what it is!
They probably have a whole category for knitted body parts.
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Elspeth, what a great word, "squicky."
A couple weeks ago, they were showcasing hand-knitted uteruses to send to Congressmen. I was running late, so didn't row it over. They looked like a stuffed octupus toy, which had had 6 of its legs cut off. So you have a stuffed ball, with two flappy arms sticking out of it. Stupidest thing I've ever seen.
And, yes I caught that too:
realize they've touched their hands upon the filthy, evil uterus they've been fighting so hard to destroy.
Will, you're such a retard in so many ways. That's not a uterus. Were you locked out of the bedroom on your wedding night? Don't know all the parts? Go ask your mom.
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Apparently these knitters don't work and have time to sit around knitting stooopid shit. They could be knitting little hats for preemie babies at the NICU or blankets for them but no, they are knitting stuff that will go right into the garbage. Talk about wasting talent.
I have had 3 NICU babies and each had a knitted little blanket and hat by a caring volunteer. I treasure those gifts because they show just how small my little one's were.
I am appalled that these people waste yarn and time and aren't working.
Agree Gina, and lap blankets for the residences in nursing homes and hats for the kids with parents in homeless shelters that the parents brought them to as they have Problems with Drugs or Drinking. [ some kids are not lucky and go to homeless shelters, they live in abandoned cars and give a new meaning to Camping out.]
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Vesta, why did you make a breastfeeding post on a thread about knitted vulvas? Doesn't that belong in The Spa? This is the DUmpster, where we make fun of DUmmies. You even quote someone, then it's apropos of nothing.
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Vesta, why did you make a breastfeeding post on a thread about knitted vulvas? Doesn't that belong in The Spa? This is the DUmpster, where we make fun of DUmmies. You even quote someone, then it's apropos of nothing.
You just divided by zero.
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Elspeth, what a great word, "squicky."
The only other person I've noticed using it is the catbox squatter.
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Vesta, why did you make a breastfeeding post on a thread about knitted vulvas? Doesn't that belong in The Spa? This is the DUmpster, where we make fun of DUmmies. You even quote someone, then it's apropos of nothing.
Sorry but a womans parts are more then the vulvas, and buttocks. Camel toes are fun to watch out for as are the thongs in public.
However when a mother can be arrested for using her breast to to feed a child, the usage God made for the female breast, and people object to this this I cry foul, and whats the matter with you.
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:panic:
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Sorry but a womans parts are more then the vulvas, and buttocks. Camel toes are fun to watch out for as are the thongs in public.
However when a mother can be arrested for using her breast to to feed a child, the usage God made for the female breast, and people object to this this I cry foul, and whats the matter with you.
...but moose knuckles are just gross.
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The only other person I've noticed using it is the catbox squatter.
:ohmy:
Maybe the catbox squatter's "mole" has outed itself . . . :whistling:
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This is about as intelligent as sending canned peaches to Nancy Pelosi.
BTW, I love canned peaches. You DUmmies can send them to me.
Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man.
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#DIV/0!
Oh, and thanks alot, GOBUCKS. Ixnay on that, I guess.
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Elspeth, what a great word, "squicky."
I was trying to think of the right word. Someone liked my "folk-art porno" term. I looked up Etsy (never heard of it) and think that person might be on to something:
(http://img1.etsystatic.com/il_fullxfull.175516485.jpg)
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Remember when Dubya first took office and ignorant, stupid Democrat woman shaved their "bushes" and mailed those into Bush?
I really don't believe this story because there is some actual work involved. Those vaginas didn't knit themselves.
If this is real, they are using slave labor in China.
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The Pittster's not too familiar with female anatomy, is he?
It makes you wonder whether his tattooed bride serves as a beard, to prevent a sickened DUmmy Raven from turning off the money spigot.
And, come to think of it, those middle school children who led to his banishment from teaching were never specifically identifed as girls, were they?
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And, come to think of it, those middle school children who led to his banishment from teaching were never specifically identifed as girls, were they?
Another DU story I don't know!
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Remember when Dubya first took office and ignorant, stupid Democrat woman shaved their "bushes" and mailed those into Bush?
I really don't believe this story because there is some actual work involved. Those vaginas didn't knit themselves.
If this is real, they are using slave labor in China.
Are you serious? Now we know where all the dicks went for the libby men :lmao: damn eunichs
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In the latest brilliant counterstrike against the GOP's Vag Offensive, The Snatchel Project is encouraging craftswomen to send their congressmen knit and crocheted bags, pouches and decorations in the shape of their favorite ladyparts.
"Infantile" comes to mind.
I'll give it to the Drunkard, he brought forward a PERFECT example of Libtard stupidity. The truly funny part? They actually think these kinds of "actions" will "change" things. :rofl:
Morans, all of them.
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Never seen a brown clitoris. You DUmmies might need to get that shit checked out.
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Never seen a brown clitoris. You DUmmies might need to get that shit checked out.
They top off the blue waffles.
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They top off the blue waffles.
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
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Never seen a brown clitoris. You DUmmies might need to get that shit checked out.
Maybe we're looking at the wrong end, and that's a Klingon.
:popcorn:
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Maybe we're looking at the wrong end, and that's a Klingon.
:popcorn:
Circling Uranus ?
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I really tried to stay the dickens out of this thread. Really, I did.
One thing just kept coming to mind...
I would emagine the knitted variety to be somewhat warmer that the ones that regressive liberal wymin were born with. :whistling:
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=008BPUdQ1XA[/youtube]
Circling Uranus ?
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Are you serious? Now we know where all the dicks went for the libby men :lmao: damn eunichs
Found this old DUmp thread:
ParanoidPat Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Tue Nov-18-03 11:55 PM
Original message
God shave the Queen!
I hope this doesn't violate the 'no sex threads' policy!
Ya just can't make this stuff up! :)
SCRAP BUSH! Call to women's action! Women's shaving protest!
Includes the call for women to join in protest by shaving their bushes and sending the trimmings to the Queen. Put them in an envelope with a note saying, "We've got rid of our bush, you get rid of yours!" When you have done this please send us an e-mail at: God_shave_the_queen-s@yahoogroups.com . You don’t have to put your name if you don’t want to, we would just like an idea of the number of women who have taken part in the action.
Ancient link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x426311)
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And it's not like the mail is checked six ways of Sunday or anything. More lame then OmahaSteves campaign for city council and that's saying a lot.
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And it's not like the mail is checked six ways of Sunday or anything. More lame then OmahaSteves campaign for city council and that's saying a lot.
Now you've gone and done it.
The big, sweaty guy is already figuring how to work this into his campaign strategy, along with "Free Mumia", "Corrupt Cops", and refusing to discuss the consitution, the influence of public unions, family values, or any other issue of local interest.
He's probably asked the dour, sour Marta to take part (shudder).
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Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man.
I took a little nap where the roots all twist,
Squished a rotten peach in my fist.
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I took a little nap where the roots all twist,
Squished a rotten peach in my fist.
Nature's candy in my hand, or can or pie!
:yahoo:
And there is my 10,000th post!
:rofl:
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This takes BeDazzling your vajayjay to entirely new and different level!
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This takes BeDazzling your vajayjay to entirely new and different level!
I hate the word vajayjay and vagina....... :censored: just sounds so ew
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Nature's candy in my hand, or can or pie!
:yahoo:
And there is my 10,000th post!
:rofl:
Congrats, Tots!
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This takes BeDazzling your vajayjay to entirely new and different level!
Check out the regretsy front page today for ewwww.
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Nature's candy in my hand, or can or pie!
:yahoo:
And there is my 10,000th post!
:rofl:
Well done young lady !
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Well done young lady !
thanks OZ and BSS! I typed hard for those! :yahoo: