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Title: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Freeper on March 14, 2012, 04:54:00 PM
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In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...

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After 100+ advertisers bailed on Rush, and after he was forced to apologize for calling Fluke
a "slut" and a "prostitute" you would think that Limbaugh would tone it down--or at least move
on from his misogynistic, ignorant comments and behavior.

He took Monday off. I thought for sure, we would hear a toned-down Limbaugh for the rest of the week. After all, when
you cause a national uproar by calling a woman a "slut" and a "prostitute"--it just might be wise to, at the very least--refrain from insulting women. Right?

Oh no. Not Rush.

I tuned in yesterday and he was making fun of the NOW (National Organization of Women) organization. He
did a long segment on NOW and one of their meetings. He kept referring to the organization as "NAG". As
Rush said, "We affectionally refer to this organization as NAG--the national organization of gals". He kept
referring to the members of NOW as "nags" and "gals".

The President of NOW spoke about Rush's comments, and Rush played a few sound bytes and said that the "NAG
gang thinks my comments were funny." He kept going on and on about how they loved his comments. He also
said that Obama's approval ratings among women went down after Rush made these comments. Therefore, Rush
deduced that this was a losing issue for Democrats--who were being hurt by this issue--not Rush.

I wanted to jump into my car radio and scream, "Yeah, Rush--Your comments were so disgusting and so vile against
women, that women of all political and socioeconomic stripes were disgusted with politics in general. YOU RUSH,
turned all women off to all politicians--that's how revolting, disgusting, pathetic and vile you and your words are!"

Ninety-eight percent of all Catholic women use birth control. Most women use birth control at some point in their lives. Rush was not only calling Fluke these names--he was calling ALL women these names--and frankly, the Democrats have not done enough to call out Rush for the disgusting, misogynistic creep that he is. The fact that Rush can make these comments and continue to have a national radio program--turns off the vast majority of women to the entire political world.

So, in case you were wondering if Rush just might have one shred of decency, self respect or common sense--he doesn't. Most people would be willing to at least *hide* or tamp down their vile, unpopular attitudes--in order to save their careers and their lifework that they've spent two decades cultivating. Not Rush. Disparaging women and belittling them is more more important to Rush than his career or his reputation.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002423020

Poor DUmmies really thought that this would neuter Rush. The reality is, he is going to push your buttons harder and harder, and I am going to laugh my ass off at you goons.

 :rotf:

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wilt the stilt
1. he's the fat guy

who couldn't get a date. that is his issue.

Well we all can't all be as fit as Mikey Moore and Omaha Stevie are.

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nadinbrzezinski
2. I know Rush, I see he did not disappoint.

In my present feverish condition though, it's a good idea not to listen to him for even five seconds.

But I have listened to him, first out of nterest. (people listen to this crap?)

Then as part of a media class.

Then once a year or so...words might change, targets might change, but rush is rush.

Add Limbaugh expert to the ever growing resume.  :rotf:

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gateley
25. I think his legions of followers tune in to hear the hate and get themselves

self-righteously riled up.

I've observed in myself, that when I disparage another person (even just "I can't believe she's wearing those shoes with that dress" type of thing) it's just to make myself feel better about myself. I'm better than her because I'd know not to wear those shoes. Helping ease my insecurities. I think that's what they get from him -- validation they're not alone and they're smarter than everyone who doesn't see the Truth.

Although, my pop psychology fails when it comes to my shredding Republicans. I really don't need validation that I'm right and they're wrong (I honestly believe that), so I'm not sure what I get from it.   

But you're right, that's all he has to offer -- or is the key to his success. I think if he saw the light he'd lose listeners in droves.

Funny, I never get all riled up when I listen to Rush, 5 seconds of the hate spewing from Ed Schultz on the other hand makes me want to hurt a DUmmy.


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Initech
10. I'm predicting a near unanimous turnout among females for the dems in the election.

Keep talking, Rushbo....

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

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Xyzse
20. NAG? "National Organization of Gals"?

The heck? That is "NOG". Dumb, du dumb dumb.
Substitute Organization with Association, then I can give him that.

Guy doesn't think about what he says regardless.

NAG is the national association of gals, he screwed up when he said organization, the NAG gag is as old as his show is.

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librechik
24. Thanks, Rush for uniting all Dems and Women against YOU (i.e. the Repub Party)

You will drag them all down with you, as you have been trying to do for decades. Thank goodness.

Did you not pay attention to all the women voters in the GOP primaries? You morons actually think that non liberal women will change their views all of a sudden.

Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: obumazombie on March 14, 2012, 05:00:01 PM
I love how the libs trot out the statistic that 98% of all catholic women use birth control.
Not only is it an issue bait and switch over freedom of religion, it's an invalid statistic.
It would be like coming up with a statistic that would quantify what percentage of catholics are sinners.
It would put popularity as the judge of morality, which any logical person can see is unworkable.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 14, 2012, 05:02:14 PM
NAGS, HAGS and FAGS for Obama.

Now that's a winning campaign slogan.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Skul on March 14, 2012, 05:05:58 PM
Nads has a fever. :rotf:
I'll leave it at that.  :whatever:
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 14, 2012, 05:14:54 PM
Nads has a fever. :rotf:
I'll leave it at that.  :whatever:

Did I see a thread where she said she had a 39C temperture?

I suspect her bedroom temperture would be more like 39K..... :-)

Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: zeitgeist on March 14, 2012, 05:15:33 PM
NAGS, HAGS and FAGS for Obama.

Now that's a winning campaign slogan.

Well one thing for sure, BO has a lock on the Southern White Toothless Trailer Trash Vote now that ace comedian Bill Maher is  dialed in on Twitter.

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Maher Insults Alabama and Mississippi Voters: 'Toothless Tuesday Too Tight to Tally'
By Noel Sheppard | March 13, 2012 | 21:54

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HBO's Bill Maher on Tuesday took a disgusting cheap shot at Alabama and Mississippi voters.

With all eyes on Republican primaries in those states, Maher sent a message via Twitter saying, "Toothless Tuesday too tight to tally!"




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Read more: http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/03/13/maher-insults-alabama-and-mississippi-voters-toothless-tuesday-tight#ixzz1p8E5uCOy


 :popcorn:

What is it with todays liberal and their disdain for Southern voters?
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 14, 2012, 05:18:10 PM
I find it so amusing and naive of the DUmmies to think that calling them NAGS was something brand new.  He's been calling them NAGS for probably 20 years.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: thundley4 on March 14, 2012, 05:18:39 PM
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gateley
25. I think his legions of followers hundreds of haters tune in to hear the hate and get themselves

self-righteously riled up.


I've never listened to him, and very few of the conservatives even talk about Rush other than in talking about how he makes the left get their panties in a wad all the time.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: BEG on March 14, 2012, 05:25:22 PM
So does Nadin have consumption or not?
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 14, 2012, 05:28:47 PM
So does Nadin have consumption or not?

Well, from her pictures, I'd say she's done her share of consuming.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Skul on March 14, 2012, 05:43:51 PM
So does Nadin have consumption or not?
No.
Constipation.
DUmp valve hasn't worked in years. :whistling:

That's worth three or four inyouendos, right there. :-)
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Duke Nukum on March 14, 2012, 05:44:12 PM
I'm worried about Nadin. I hope she didn't put tap water in her Netti Pot and contract a deadly amoeba. I'm not sure if she has a mad hat for that.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Splashdown on March 14, 2012, 05:46:55 PM
0bama's numbers are plummeting among women. If the NYT puts it at like 41 percent, imagine what the real number is!
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Duke Nukum on March 14, 2012, 05:52:51 PM
Y'know, this is really the first time the NAGs have been in the news for years and years. I hope they send Rush a nice "thank you" on lavender stationary.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 14, 2012, 06:11:40 PM
I'm worried about Nadin. I hope she didn't put tap water in her Netti Pot and contract a deadly amoeba. I'm not sure if she has a mad hat for that.
You know, she always talks about how that shithole south of the border is superior to the United States in nearly every way, so I wonder if she drinks the tap water when she visits the shithole.

Once I was down there and at bedtime discovered I'd run out of bottled water. I was in a really fancy hotel that had signs all over about how they "purified" the water for your protection.

I brushed my teeth with beer.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: miskie on March 14, 2012, 06:15:16 PM
As I mentioned in another Rush thread - what you primitives feel are statements that will finally get Rush off of the airwaves, El Rushbo calls 'sweeps week programming'
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Evil_Conservative on March 14, 2012, 06:33:21 PM
After Rush had 1,000,000,000 sponsors drop him, I still listen.  I heard the NAG comments and laughed.  I'm a woman.  It doesn't hurt my feelings or make me think there is a war on women.  It's just true.  Liberal women only know how to nag and walk around with a scowl on their face.  Just look at Michelle Obama.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 14, 2012, 06:44:02 PM
Chris posted this in General Discussions. Give him a Hi5 if you like it...
(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/7153/slutdj.jpg)
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Ballygrl on March 14, 2012, 06:49:44 PM
Rush has always called them NAGS :lmao: I :heart: the in your face doesn't give a crap what you think Rush!
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: hillneck on March 14, 2012, 06:57:00 PM
These idiots don't even realize they gave Rush another week full of program notes with their drivel.   :lmao: :rotf:
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: jukin on March 14, 2012, 07:03:47 PM
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I wanted to jump into my car radio and scream, "Yeah, Rush--Your comments were so disgusting and so vile against
women, that women of all political and socioeconomic stripes were disgusted with politics in general. YOU RUSH,
turned all women off to all politicians--that's how revolting, disgusting, pathetic and vile you and your words are!"

Sorry but that there is mighty funny.  I only wonder how it saw through the windshield with such an eloquent hate filled rant. I would have loved to have been next to a DUchebag's bumper sticker covered POS and watch that impotent two minutes of hate at their radio. It is to laugh.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Bondai on March 14, 2012, 07:17:52 PM
DUmmies sure seem to be spending a lot of time listening to Rush...they had better not let old Skammer know.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Airwolf on March 14, 2012, 07:23:08 PM
Well considering how well their track record of being offended has advanced their cause I'm sure that Rush will be broke by Friday...........................NOT.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Duke Nukum on March 14, 2012, 07:39:19 PM
DUmmies sure seem to be spending a lot of time listening to Rush...they had better not let old Skammer know.
In spite of what the DUmmie claims, I think they mostly listen via the Soros funded criminal front group, Media Matters.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Big Don on March 14, 2012, 07:54:04 PM
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wilt the stilt
1. he's the fat guy

who couldn't get a date. that is his issue.
They sure like to harp on the fact he's on his fourth wife...
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Chris_ on March 14, 2012, 07:56:22 PM
They sure like to harp on the fact he's on his fourth wife...

...and his weight.

I've seen the DU member gallery.  It's not beauty contest.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Evil_Conservative on March 14, 2012, 08:11:51 PM
...and his weight.

I've seen the DU member gallery.  It's not beauty contest.

Oh come on, the DU ladies are very handsome.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: thundley4 on March 14, 2012, 08:14:28 PM
Oh come on, the DU ladies are very handsome.

In a transgender sort of way.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: miskie on March 14, 2012, 08:36:18 PM
...and his weight.

Isn't this the same DU that had a fat support group ?

I love how they are so quick to call conservatives fat, gay, cheaters, etc. - even though they believe that all of those things are okay if the fat gay cheater is one of their own.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 14, 2012, 08:39:01 PM
Oh come on, the DU ladies are very handsome.
Contrary to trends in the real world, at the DUmp the best-looking women are carpetmunching dykes.

The rest of them give testament to Rush's description of feminism, a movement founded to give unattractive women access to the mainstream.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Ballygrl on March 14, 2012, 09:50:44 PM
:lmao:

[youtube=425,350]ahPwlOOKedg[/youtube]


Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 15, 2012, 01:33:08 AM
I sure miss ElRushbo bein' on the tube! Now that was entertainment!

Oh, and hey you stooooopid DUmmies! Rush explained there are thousands of local sponsors across the country. If they lost a 100 from, what is it 600 stations, BFD! They were replaced the next day! All the ones he personally does, begged to be put back on, and he announced today he has to make commercials for 4 new ones! Suck on that ya morans!
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: diesel driver on March 15, 2012, 04:37:06 AM
:lmao:

[youtube=425,350]ahPwlOOKedg[/youtube]




Would you really need 52 divisions, or just 4?  Having that many women PMSing is just damned frightening.   :runaway:
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Kyle Ricky on March 15, 2012, 07:36:38 AM
Rush was saying Monday that he has four new sponsor voicings he has to do for next week. So I guess he will be alright.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Karin on March 15, 2012, 08:32:53 AM
I think it's hilarious that she's outraged over a 20 year old thing.   :loser:  Get with it, nag. 

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I wanted to jump into my car radio and scream, "Yeah, Rush--Your comments were so disgusting and so vile against
women, that women of all political and socioeconomic stripes were disgusted with politics in general. YOU RUSH,
turned all women off to all politicians--that's how revolting, blah blah blah!"

First, you don't speak for all women, bitch, least of all me.  Second of all, those mental gymnastics are astounding, you must have really trained for that.  Lord Zero's numbers are going down because Rush is making women hate all men, or something like that.   :lmao:  Idiot. 
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Gina on March 15, 2012, 08:37:32 AM
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I wanted to jump into my car radio and scream, "Yeah, Rush--Your comments were so disgusting and so vile against
women, that women of all political and socioeconomic stripes were disgusted with politics in general. YOU RUSH,
turned all women off to all politicians--that's how revolting, disgusting, pathetic and vile you and your words are!"

Who is this "All", Coffeecat?  you got a mouse in your pocket?   :bird:

I love Rush and would have named my son after him if my hubby wouldn't have held me to another name we had agreed upon. 

Y'all suck, you pussies!  :bird:
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Gina on March 15, 2012, 08:38:05 AM
Guess me and Karin saw the same thing  :lol:
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Rebel on March 15, 2012, 08:39:49 AM
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wilt the stilt

1. he's the fat guy

who couldn't get a date. that is his issue.

(http://news.spreadit.org/pics/Rush-Limbaugh-wedding-photos.jpg)

Hmm, you were saying?
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Rebel on March 15, 2012, 08:43:17 AM
BTW, the lunatics should turn in to Boortz sometime. This is his "Year of talking Dangerously". :stirpot:
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Gina on March 15, 2012, 08:45:50 AM
BTW, the lunatics should turn in to Boortz sometime. This is his "Year of talking Dangerously". :stirpot:

what?  he sees it makes money?   :lmao:
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Chris_ on March 15, 2012, 08:46:32 AM
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I wanted to jump into my car radio and scream, "Yeah, Rush--Your comments were so disgusting and so vile against
women, that women of all political and socioeconomic stripes were disgusted with politics in general. YOU RUSH,
turned all women off to all politicians--that's how revolting, blah blah blah!"
No, that doesn't sound rehearsed at all. :rotf:
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Rebel on March 15, 2012, 08:50:27 AM
...and his weight.

I've seen the DU member gallery.  It's not beauty contest.

More like a Star Wars bar scene.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: wasp69 on March 15, 2012, 09:32:52 AM
What is it with todays liberal and their disdain for Southern voters?

We're free, polite, reverent, heavily armed, and more than ready to dispatch anyone who would take liberty away.  :-)
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Splashdown on March 15, 2012, 09:44:18 AM
More like a Star Wars bar scene.

 :rotf:
lol. Beat me to it. Hi-5.

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Aristotelian on March 15, 2012, 10:50:59 AM
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nadinbrzezinski
2. I know Rush, I see he did not disappoint.

In my present feverish condition though, it's a good idea not to listen to him for even five seconds.

But I have listened to him, first out of nterest. (people listen to this crap?)

Then as part of a media class.

Then once a year or so...words might change, targets might change, but rush is rush.

How many minutes is five seconds?

What is your temperature? How does it convert between farenheit, centigrade and kelvin?

Inquiring minds need to be enlightened.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Gina on March 15, 2012, 11:12:12 AM
How many minutes is five seconds?

What is your temperature? How does it convert between farenheit, centigrade and kelvin?

Inquiring minds need to be enlightened.

1)  5 seconds is how long it takes for a man to lose his erection after seeing her naked

2)  fat people hold in more heat than skinny people

Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 15, 2012, 11:49:22 AM
They are still obsessing about Rush????????????????????  :???: :mental:
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Ballygrl on March 15, 2012, 11:57:41 AM
They are still obsessing about Rush????????????????????  :???: :mental:

Yes, can we talk about Nads temperature instead?

I bought 1 of those cool electronic thermometers, we had the electronic ones you stick in your mouth but it still takes a long time, so I was pricing a few of the upright electronic ones you use on the forehead or stick in your ear but they were so darn expensive, but when I was at Aldi's they had 1 for $14.99 and it's totally cool, it takes like 2 seconds to take your temp and you can take it on your forehead or ear so as to not disturb the person who's sick by sticking the regular thermometer in the mouth for 2, 3, 4 minutes, and the thing talks to you and tells you what your temp is.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 15, 2012, 12:02:31 PM
Yes, can we talk about Nads temperature instead?

I bought 1 of those cool electronic thermometers, we had the electronic ones you stick in your mouth but it still takes a long time, so I was pricing a few of the upright electronic ones you use on the forehead or stick in your ear but they were so darn expensive, but when I was at Aldi's they had 1 for $14.99 and it's totally cool, it takes like 2 seconds to take your temp and you can take it on your forehead or ear so as to not disturb the person who's sick by sticking the regular thermometer in the mouth for 2, 3, 4 minutes, and the thing talks to you and tells you what your temp is.

I have seen electronic thermometers that you can stick into your ear. I remember in the past, there were mercury thermometers that you stuck in your mouth. As for talking thermometer, don't know if I like it.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Ballygrl on March 15, 2012, 12:06:41 PM
I have seen electronic thermometers that you can stick into your ear. I remember in the past, there were mercury thermometers that you stuck in your mouth. As for talking thermometer, don't know if I like it.

We actually have a mercury 1 too, it's just a pain in the butt sticking it and the electronic ones in your mouth for a few minutes, whereas the 1 I bought you just put the thing on your forehead or in your ear and 2 seconds later it beeps and tells you your temp.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 15, 2012, 12:14:53 PM
We actually have a mercury 1 too, it's just a pain in the butt sticking it and the electronic ones in your mouth for a few minutes, whereas the 1 I bought you just put the thing on your forehead or in your ear and 2 seconds later it beeps and tells you your temp.

We use one of those on The Heiress.  Stick it into her ear, press a button, and poof!  In three seconds, we know her temperature.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 15, 2012, 12:15:34 PM
2 seconds later it beeps and tells you your temp.
nadin would get into an argument with it.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: njpines on March 15, 2012, 12:22:10 PM
nadin would get into an argument with it.

Nads speaks Fahrenheit but not as a native . . .
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 15, 2012, 12:37:12 PM
Nads speaks Fahrenheit but not as a native . . .

 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

H5 given!
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Gina on March 15, 2012, 12:49:28 PM
Yes, can we talk about Nads temperature instead?

I bought 1 of those cool electronic thermometers, we had the electronic ones you stick in your mouth but it still takes a long time, so I was pricing a few of the upright electronic ones you use on the forehead or stick in your ear but they were so darn expensive, but when I was at Aldi's they had 1 for $14.99 and it's totally cool, it takes like 2 seconds to take your temp and you can take it on your forehead or ear so as to not disturb the person who's sick by sticking the regular thermometer in the mouth for 2, 3, 4 minutes, and the thing talks to you and tells you what your temp is.

you could do it rectally, that is always an option  :naughty:
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Ballygrl on March 15, 2012, 12:50:25 PM
nadin would get into an argument with it.

:lmao:

Nads speaks Fahrenheit but not as a native . . .

:lmao:
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Ballygrl on March 15, 2012, 12:51:39 PM
you could do it rectally, that is always an option  :naughty:

Umm, No! :p
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: jukin on March 15, 2012, 01:14:51 PM
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wilt the stilt
1. he's the fat guy

who couldn't get a date. that is his issue.

The DUchebags sure do love projection.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: obumazombie on March 15, 2012, 01:21:52 PM
The DUchebags sure do love projection.
Yes, they make excellent projectors.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Gina on March 15, 2012, 02:20:57 PM
Yes, they make excellent projectors.

I would like to make them projectiles
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 15, 2012, 02:22:16 PM
you could do it rectally, that is always an option  :naughty:

Why am I not surprised that you would post this . . . :asssmack: :tongue:
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Gina on March 15, 2012, 02:24:23 PM
Why am I not surprised that you would post this . . . :asssmack: :tongue:

 :shucks:
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: zeitgeist on March 15, 2012, 02:32:20 PM
We actually have a mercury 1 too, it's just a pain in the butt sticking it and the electronic ones in your mouth for a few minutes, whereas the 1 I bought you just put the thing on your forehead or in your ear and 2 seconds later it beeps and tells you your temp.
.

I could never hear the beep of the one you stuck in your mouth so I got one for the ear which I can sort of hear.  I use the little cozies from the old oral on my water pic.  I'm not cheap I'm frugal.  The cozies for the ear can be used longer then the oral ones BTW

In the old days when a mercury thermometer broke it was a harrowing experience as I seem to recall  Seems like you might have got a dose of Vaseline but I really don't recall. And then there were those other places they wanted to stick them  :shame:
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 15, 2012, 02:40:09 PM
:shucks:

Okay, I'll admit I was thinking the same thing. :o (As were probably a few of the responders . . . )
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Gina on March 15, 2012, 02:45:22 PM
Okay, I'll admit I was thinking the same thing. :o (As were probably a few of the responders . . . )

come to the dark side ....................
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 15, 2012, 03:34:19 PM
come to the dark side ....................

I'm already there, eating the cookies!  (Shouldn't it be "The Back Side?" :tongue: )
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Airwolf on March 15, 2012, 04:08:38 PM
I would like to make them projectiles

maybe we can get Mythbusters to use them on their show. They already took out a house with a cannon
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: thundley4 on March 15, 2012, 05:30:40 PM
maybe we can get Mythbusters to use them on their show. They already took out a house with a cannon

They could take the place of Buster in their experiments.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: obumazombie on March 15, 2012, 09:29:08 PM
:shucks:
My doctor was looking for his pen the other day. When he looked in his shirt pocket he saw his rectal thermometer in there.
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: Gina on March 16, 2012, 06:53:44 AM
maybe we can get Mythbusters to use them on their show. They already took out a house with a cannon

for once they would be useful!
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: zeitgeist on March 16, 2012, 07:34:16 AM
for once they would be useful!
 

They would be more entertaining if they recreated actual myth conditions rather than going all namby pamby with safety.  I suggest they, and the entire crew, hammer down a couple cases before staging their events to make it more like real world conditions.  Hey, ratings would skyrocket rename it "The Darwin Awards, Live (for the Moment)"   :rotf:
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 16, 2012, 11:24:56 AM
 

They would be more entertaining if they recreated actual myth conditions rather than going all namby pamby with safety.  I suggest they, and the entire crew, hammer down a couple cases before staging their events to make it more like real world conditions.  Hey, ratings would skyrocket rename it "The Darwin Awards, Live (for the Moment)"
Agree! Mythbusters would be improved immensely if every stunt were preceded by someone saying, "Hold my beer and watch this".
Title: Re: In case you thought Limbaugh was toning it down...
Post by: obumazombie on March 16, 2012, 11:33:39 AM
for once they would be useful!
Vladimir Lenin entreated his fellow good communists to make use of everything.
Suffice it to say, he beat us to it.