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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tess Anderson on March 01, 2012, 07:09:23 PM
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What would it be without one of this dentist's stupidass work stories, complete with the stilted dialogue?
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Breitbart Dental Thread:
Last edited Thu Mar 1, 2012, 04:08 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
He: (RW Lawyer): I know he's probably not your favorite guy, but did you hear that Andrew Breitbart died today?
Me: (Telling the truth): Yeah, I just heard from my receptionist.
He: You going to celebrate?
Me: No....every man's death diminishes me. He wasn't that old.
He: And if he had been old?
Me: Then I suppose that I'd be high-fiving every liberal I know...which is many liberals. Feel better? Is that what you wanted me to say? 'Cause I said it.
He: You're funny...
Me: Do you want me to go into a Joe-Pesci-in-Goodfellas-about-being-funny tirade now??
He: I'm here to get this cavity filled.
Me: Well, that's what I thought when I came into the room, but somehow I got distracted.
He: You should have been a lawyer.
Me: I was just thinking the same thing about you.
He laughed and we got on with it...and NO, I did NOT hurt him.
::)
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Here come the Breitbart jumping out of the bushes converts.
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He laughed and we got on with it...and NO, I did NOT hurt him.
Too bad I don't know who's drillin' for oil in yer mouth, I'm sure he would enjoy hearing you spared him bodily harm!
The next time you showed up, it might be a tad painful, jerk!
Like you could whip a fifth grader. Really DUmbass?
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This concocted story is not at all believable.
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What a disappointment. If you're gonna make up a bouncy, give us a conversion or have the lawyer turn red in the face and sputter or have somebody give you a high five. This was pointless and uninteresting.
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The PC Intern primitive always makes me think of the Mr Bean dentist sketch... except the Pc Intern primitive is playing Mr Bean, not the dentist:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW6R9kSGV2Q[/youtube]
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The PC Intern primitive always makes me think of the Mr Bean dentist sketch... except the Pc Intern primitive is playing Mr Bean, not the dentist.
That had to be one of the best comedies our Brit friends ever put out. Another is that "Absolutely Fabulous" with the two broads that were forever smokin' and drinkin' and makin' complete fools outa themselves!
Don't think either one are on anymore.
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Do these tards record their conversations so they can post them verbatim in the evening?
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That had to be one of the best comedies our Brit friends ever put out. Another is that "Absolutely Fabulous" with the two broads that were forever smokin' and drinkin' and makin' complete fools outa themselves!
Don't think either one are on anymore.
Mr. Bean in the Black Adder series and also Benny Hill.
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Mr. Bean in the Black Adder series and also Benny Hill.
Yeah, but Black Adder wasn't all that funny as Mr. Bean was, or Benny Hill.
'Ol Benny was one talented MoFo!
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Do these tards record their conversations so they can post them verbatim in the evening?
I think he probably came up with this one while he was riding the bus to the library, where he spent the day reading the DUmp on our dime. I'm sure there were many rewrites and revisions, all in his head. The whole Dentist persona is a fantasy.
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If PCIntern is a dentist, then I'm a neurosurgeon.
I'm not a neurosurgeon.
This guy is as honest as Pam Dawson.
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Yeah, but Black Adder wasn't all that funny as Mr. Bean was, or Benny Hill.
'Ol Benny was one talented MoFo!
Late night/early morn TV has Jack Benny, Burns and Allen and others. My son loves them all but Benny Hill is his favorite.
Side note: Son loves music...he likes the Benny Hill theme music and wants to learn to play it on his trumpet and guitar. Because Benny is English and I'm not crazy about music, he doesn't believe me when I tell him that the Benny Hill music is "Yakkity Sac's" by Boots Randolph....Am I right or not?
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The only believable part of this whole thing is "and NO, I did NOT hurt him", because he was have sued your ass off.
RW lawyer, LIE! (They don't exist!)
Chatting with the dentist about a political activist, LIE! (It hard enough to talk with all the crap they put into your mouth anyway, all the conversation usually consists of is "Did that hurt? Can you feel that?" etc, etc.)
Are you going to celebrate, LIE! (He is closing early and drinking late tonight! March 1 is a NEW NATIONAL HOLIDAY!)
Swing, swing, swing! STRIKE 3!
YOU'RE OUT!!!!
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Me: Then I suppose that I'd be high-fiving every liberal I know...which is many liberals. Feel better? Is that what you wanted me to say? 'Cause I said it.
He: You're funny...
How is that in any way funny? You flatter yourself.
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That had to be one of the best comedies our Brit friends ever put out. Another is that "Absolutely Fabulous" with the two broads that were forever smokin' and drinkin' and makin' complete fools outa themselves!
Don't think either one are on anymore.
There are new episodes of Absolutely Fabulous now. It starts out with Edina picking Saffy up from prison.
Patsy made that show for me though. :rotf:
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DUmmie says
Me: Then I suppose that I'd be high-fiving every liberal I know...which is many liberals. Feel better? Is that what you wanted me to say? 'Cause I said it.
He: You're funny...
How is that in any way funny? You flatter yourself.
To the DUmmie in my best french, "Wee-wee manure, you splatter me."
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CTyankee
5. You can't "talk" when you are being treated by a dentist!
Maybe you could just gurgle loudly...
I'd find another dentist myself...
Back door shot at PCIntern - this misfit was responding to another misfit who was whining his dentist is RW. Of course no one in the thread realizes that the same applies to the patients that misft Intern makes up.
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Would anyone really allow PCIntern to stick his hands in their mouth? No telling where they have been.
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If this DUmpmonkey is a dentist, then I'm next in line to be King of England.
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If this DUmpmonkey is a dentist, then I'm next in line to be King of England.
Why did you marry Camilla, Charles? :tongue: :lmao: :rotf: :whistling:
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The PC Intern primitive always makes me think of the Mr Bean dentist sketch... except the Pc Intern primitive is playing Mr Bean, not the dentist:
The dentist sketch on The Carol Burnett Show with Tim Conway and Harvey Corman was hilarious too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYzuchDBvCs
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The dentist sketch on The Carol Burnett Show with Tim Conway and Harvey Corman was hilarious too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYzuchDBvCs
Too funny. A classic. I love it when Conway would make Corman laugh out of character during a sketch. Conway did an elephant sketch that KILLED Corman.
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Too funny. A classic. I love it when Conway would make Corman laugh out of character during a sketch. Conway did an elephant sketch that KILLED Corman.
Yeah, that was a Mama's Family sketch. Funny stuff.
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Too funny. A classic. I love it when Conway would make Corman laugh out of character during a sketch. Conway did an elephant sketch that KILLED Corman.
I remember that one: the Siamese elephants, they were joined at the trunks. :lmao:
Me: Then I suppose that I'd be high-fiving every liberal I know...which is many liberals. Feel better? Is that what you wanted me to say? 'Cause I said it.
He: You're funny...
How is that in any way funny? You flatter yourself.
To quote Karl Childers from the movie "Slingblade" : "Not funny 'HaHa', funny 'QUEER'."