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Title: Nads knows airport security
Post by: formerlurker on March 01, 2012, 03:44:14 PM
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nadinbrzezinski
1. Pre TSA days, private security

at Lindberg Field

We were taking a patient to the plane... so I go though security and of course MY STEEL TOE BOOTS make the damn thing go off.

"You can't go into the airport with that!"

To make a long story short, boots staid by security but I boarded a plane with a 10 inch blade, trauma shears and a radio...

So this does not surprise me

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002368711#post1
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: Texacon on March 01, 2012, 04:27:20 PM
So, she had a 10" blade and trauma shears but she knows it was the steel toed boots huh?

 :lmao:

KC
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: franksolich on March 01, 2012, 04:40:08 PM
Is there such a thing as a "Lindberg Field"?

I mean, "Lindberg" isn't that odd of a name, but on the other hand I suspect nadin was referring to a "Lindbergh" Field somewhere.
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 01, 2012, 05:33:27 PM
As far as I know, there's never been a time when you could not board with safety shoes. You had to take them off to clear security, then put them back on. Nutcase nadin is lying, yet again. She must have forgotten to fact check herself.
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 01, 2012, 05:58:27 PM
It's rather premature, but Nadin has been 2012 DUmmy of the Year.
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: jukin on March 01, 2012, 06:00:47 PM
10 inch blade? The longest knife in my collection is a Buck 120 and it is only 7 inches long blade.

Nada, hint to the stupid, make the story a bit more believable and it just might be.
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 01, 2012, 06:08:20 PM
As far as I know, there's never been a time when you could not board with safety shoes. You had to take them off to clear security, then put them back on. Nutcase nadin is lying, yet again. She must have forgotten to fact check herself.

No kiddin'!!! All I have are steel toed boots and I've never been thru anything remotely like that!

I have a question, why does a reporter need steel on her feet?

10 inch blade? The longest knife in my collection is a Buck 120 and it is only 7 inches long blade.

Nada, hint to the stupid, make the story a bit more believable and it just might be.

10"?! hell that ain't no knife, it's a ****in sword! Just how would you conceal somethin' like that in !order to get it by security? Oh, I know how, NadaBrain put it down her pants and no one wanted to see her x-ray! Put that in yer minds eye! eeeeeeeyuck!

She's not only ugly on the outside, but the inside as well!
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: diesel driver on March 02, 2012, 05:22:28 AM
No kiddin'!!! All I have are steel toed boots and I've never been thru anything remotely like that!

I have a question, why does a reporter need steel on her feet?

10"?! hell that ain't no knife, it's a ****in sword! Just how would you conceal somethin' like that in !order to get it by security? Oh, I know how, NadaBrain put it down her pants and no one wanted to see her x-ray! Put that in yer minds eye! eeeeeeeyuck!

She's not only ugly on the outside, but the inside as well!

Careful, Al, or you'll have Stinky the DUde on your case defending nadabrain!   :lmao:
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: Big Dog on March 02, 2012, 06:16:16 AM
Nada, hint to the stupid, make the story a bit more believable and it just might be.

I thought Nads the Magnificent was an EMT on the mean streets of Mexico, and a combat medic in Israel. Now she is claiming to have been a combat EMT in San Diego. Must have worked some pretty bad neighborhoods, to need to strap on a short sword.

Picture Nads the Magnificent, waddling through San Diego International Airport in an EMT uniform and her stocking feet, with a 10" Bowie knife strapped to her belt, babbling incoherently in Polish-accented Spanish.

Now try to do it without laughing.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: Doc Savage on March 02, 2012, 06:43:24 AM
She says they were taking a patient to a plane, before TSA got going.  So, the 2 EMT's wheel a gurney from the front loading area of the airport, leaving an ambulance parked, up to security, to where, the jetway?  What a bunch of crap.  I am also trying to remember the space on a 737 for a gurney, is it behind or in First Class? 

If NBC ever brings back Squad 51, maybe the super EMT can get a role.   "Squad 51, Squad 51, see the woman, 41232 N Monte Vista, code 1"



Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: dane on March 02, 2012, 07:01:28 AM
I thought Nads the Magnificent was an EMT on the mean streets of Mexico, and a combat medic in Israel. Now she is claiming to have been a combat EMT in San Diego. Must have worked some pretty bad neighborhoods, to need to strap on a short sword.

Picture Nads the Magnificent, waddling through San Diego International Airport in an EMT uniform and her stocking feet, with a 10" Bowie knife strapped to her belt, babbling incoherently in Polish-accented Spanish.

Now try to do it without laughing.  :lmao:

I tried picturing that without laughing as you suggested.  Twice.  Failed both times.  A most excellent laugh for a Friday morning.
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: Rebel on March 02, 2012, 07:58:59 AM
I know several EMT's and other first response medical personnel, including my ex-wife who's one of the flight RNs on the helo flying around Augusta. None of'em wear steel-toed boots.
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: Rebel on March 02, 2012, 07:59:34 AM
..and WTF does an EMT need with a 10" blade?
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: Chris_ on March 02, 2012, 08:29:06 AM
..and WTF does an EMT need with a 10" blade?
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr7hJowNX5w[/youtube]
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: Doc Savage on March 02, 2012, 08:31:01 AM
Is there such a thing as a "Lindberg Field"?

I mean, "Lindberg" isn't that odd of a name, but on the other hand I suspect nadin was referring to a "Lindbergh" Field somewhere.

AKA San Diego Airport.
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: NHSparky on March 02, 2012, 08:38:35 AM
I know several EMT's and other first response medical personnel, including my ex-wife who's one of the flight RNs on the helo flying around Augusta. None of'em wear steel-toed boots.

Hell, I don't wear them...although to be fair, they're composite toe (and shank) boots, and don't set off the metal detectors.

Nads is about as dumb as those old RTC SD washouts back in the day, who tried to go over the hill.  Yeah, the air port (see how stupid you look when you split words, nads?) is right across that little-bitty field, Rick!  But someone forgot to tell them that field was part of MCRD, and Marines just HATE squids.

And pre-9/11, you didn't have to take off your shoes, dumbasses.
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: NHSparky on March 02, 2012, 08:40:24 AM
AKA San Diego Airport.

Worst American airport I've ever flown into...that final approach SUCKS, although the "noise abatement takeoff" out of John Wayne is kinda unnerving the first few times you do it.
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: Doc Savage on March 02, 2012, 11:00:56 AM
Went to Boot Camp there and Hospital Corps School also.  HM "A" school barracks was on a hill at the hospital (1975).  The approach was right over the building.  At night, you would be in the TV room on the top deck and the landing lights from the planes would light up the room. 

Alot of entertainment was derived by watching the planes and the Marines at MCRD when we were out on the grinder.  Ah.....memories.
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 02, 2012, 11:06:51 AM
I thought Nads the Magnificent was an EMT on the mean streets of Mexico, and a combat medic in Israel. Now she is claiming to have been a combat EMT in San Diego. Must have worked some pretty bad neighborhoods, to need to strap on a short sword.

Picture Nads the Magnificent, waddling through San Diego International Airport in an EMT uniform and her stocking feet, with a 10" Bowie knife strapped to her belt, babbling incoherently in Polish-accented Spanish.

Now try to do it without laughing.
I've seen it mentioned here many times, but when did the nutcase claim to be in the Israeli armed forces? Can you even be a member without a knowledge of Hebrew or Yiddish? She brags nonstop about that shithole south of the border, but I don't recall a word about Israel.

I have far too much admiration for the Israeli armed forces to accept the idea of a lunatic like nadin ever being associated with them.

Suffice it to say, a 400-pound psychological cripple has no more Israeli combat experience than Bart Simpson, but I don't remember ever even seeing where she claimed it.

She tells sly little lies about being in shooting situations, but every single person in that shithole south of the border is in a shooting situation of some kind nearly every day.
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: Airwolf on March 02, 2012, 02:42:41 PM
Is there such a thing as a "Lindberg Field"?

I mean, "Lindberg" isn't that odd of a name, but on the other hand I suspect nadin was referring to a "Lindbergh" Field somewhere.

The only airport I know of with that name is in St Louis. Then again who knows if there is another. Even in pre TSA days going through Air port security with a knife that large would not happen. I used to carry a very large Bowie knive when I was in the National Guard and there is no way it could be carried concealed .

(http://www.jtknives.com/images/ontario-sp5.jpg)

http://www.jtknives.com/product-detail.php?product=401
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 02, 2012, 05:35:38 PM
The only airport I know of with that name is in St Louis. Then again who knows if there is another. Even in pre TSA days going through Air port security with a knife that large would not happen. I used to carry a very large Bowie knive when I was in the National Guard and there is no way it could be carried concealed .

(http://www.jtknives.com/images/ontario-sp5.jpg)

http://www.jtknives.com/product-detail.php?product=401
.

Ah, but I'll lay odds you don't have a crotch the size of NadaBrain! And I'm not talkin' 'bout female genitalia, ya fiuckin' lurkers!

As for our members, I know it's Allosaur, but get yer mind outa the gutter just this once! Hahahahahahaha!!!
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: Big Dog on March 02, 2012, 06:45:47 PM
I know several EMT's and other first response medical personnel, including my ex-wife who's one of the flight RNs on the helo flying around Augusta. None of'em wear steel-toed boots.

..and WTF does an EMT need with a 10" blade?

At the risk of appearing inferior to Nads the Magnificent...

I was an Army Medic (active 1980-1984, National Guard 1984-1992) and a civilian Paramedic. Graduated from Creighton University's program, licensed in Missouri 1990-2006. My first EMT-P license number was DM-76XX (last 2 digits redacted). I was also a Law Enforcement Officer in Nebraska and Missouri from 1985-1996 with a short break in the middle. I worked in one capacity or the other in every environment, from aviation to woods to desert to rural counties to the inner city. I saved lives, and took life. I lost patients, and lost friends. I have had a richly satisfying career and life, yet there are things that I will see in my dreams until the day I die.

But...

I never wore steel toed boots nor carried a 10" blade. I never had to take off my boots in an airport and walk around in my socks. And I never met anyone as completely full of shit as Nadin Brzezinski Abbott. Any lurking DUmmies can carry the message back to her.
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: Big Dog on March 02, 2012, 07:33:47 PM
I've seen it mentioned here many times, but when did the nutcase claim to be in the Israeli armed forces? Can you even be a member without a knowledge of Hebrew or Yiddish? She brags nonstop about that shithole south of the border, but I don't recall a word about Israel.

I have far too much admiration for the Israeli armed forces to accept the idea of a lunatic like nadin ever being associated with them.

Suffice it to say, a 400-pound psychological cripple has no more Israeli combat experience than Bart Simpson, but I don't remember ever even seeing where she claimed it.

She tells sly little lies about being in shooting situations, but every single person in that shithole south of the border is in a shooting situation of some kind nearly every day.

To be fair, I've only seen it said here. Not an actual quote by Nads the Magnificent.
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 02, 2012, 07:59:30 PM
At the risk of appearing inferior to Nads the Magnificent...

I was an Army Medic (active 1980-1984, National Guard 1984-1992) and a civilian Paramedic. Graduated from Creighton University's program, licensed in Missouri 1990-2006. My first EMT-P license number was DM-76XX (last 2 digits redacted). I was also a Law Enforcement Officer in Nebraska and Missouri from 1985-1996 with a short break in the middle. I worked in one capacity or the other in every environment, from aviation to woods to desert to rural counties to the inner city. I saved lives, and took life. I lost patients, and lost friends. I have had a richly satisfying career and life, yet there are things that I will see in my dreams until the day I die.

But...

I never wore steel toed boots nor carried a 10" blade. I never had to take off my boots in an airport and walk around in my socks. And I never met anyone as completely full of shit as Nadin Brzezinski Abbott. Any lurking DUmmies can carry the message back to her.

Crap Bubba, you really are a Big Dog! My eternal respect! That job is not easy to do!
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: Big Dog on March 02, 2012, 08:33:46 PM
Crap Bubba, you really are a Big Dog! My eternal respect! That job is not easy to do!

Yeah, but compared to Nads the Magnificent, I'm just a pup!
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: franksolich on March 02, 2012, 08:41:56 PM
I've seen it mentioned here many times, but when did the nutcase claim to be in the Israeli armed forces? Can you even be a member without a knowledge of Hebrew or Yiddish? She brags nonstop about that shithole south of the border, but I don't recall a word about Israel.

I have far too much admiration for the Israeli armed forces to accept the idea of a lunatic like nadin ever being associated with them.

This bothers me, because she did used to talk about it, when we were at our old home.

But the past few years, nadin hasn't burped a word about that part of her life.
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: Airwolf on March 02, 2012, 08:54:40 PM
I forgot to add in my post that in the link the knife I used and still have has an overall lengh of 15.13 inches. It's the blade that is 10 inches long by itself. not a small one by any means.
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 02, 2012, 08:55:45 PM
This bothers me, because she did used to talk about it, when we were at our old home.

But the past few years, nadin hasn't burped a word about that part of her life.

Prolly 'cause she doesn't have the guts to tell another lie she knows we can check!

After all, we pretty much didn't know who the hell she was until "fairly" recently. We bust her in a lie, and her cred goes down the toilet at the DUmp! Especially a lie of that magnitude.

Remember what happened to TiTBoy? I doubt NadaBrain could take the humiliation.

After we exposed him, he committed DUmpster suicide! Far as I know, no one has heard from the medal of honor wannabe, since.
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: Chris_ on March 02, 2012, 08:56:42 PM
I forgot to add in my post that in the link the knife I used and still have has an overall lengh of 15.13 inches. It's the blade that is 10 inches long by itself. not a small one by any means.
The neighbor across the street had got hold of a bunch of surplus army stuff that included sleeping bags, ALICE packs, and knives (I still have them 20 years later).  My brother got pulled over for some moving violation and the cop chewed him out for having a knife that was over the legal limit in the state.  I think the blade was ten inches.
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 02, 2012, 09:07:19 PM
OK girls & boys, I gotta go plow snow! I'll either see ya later tonight, or catch ya on the morrow!

Luv ya, C Ya Later!
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: thundley4 on March 02, 2012, 09:13:23 PM
OK girls & boys, I gotta go plow snow! I'll either see ya later tonight, or catch ya on the morrow!

Luv ya, C Ya Later!

Snow?  What is that?  It's been a very nice winter here. :)
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: obumazombie on March 02, 2012, 10:26:45 PM
Maybe she meant 10cm ? Libs never can get their metrics right.
Title: Re: Nads knows airport security
Post by: RWKindaGuy on March 03, 2012, 12:35:07 PM
At the risk of appearing inferior to Nads the Magnificent...

I was an Army Medic (active 1980-1984, National Guard 1984-1992) and a civilian Paramedic. Graduated from Creighton University's program, licensed in Missouri 1990-2006. My first EMT-P license number was DM-76XX (last 2 digits redacted). I was also a Law Enforcement Officer in Nebraska and Missouri from 1985-1996 with a short break in the middle. I worked in one capacity or the other in every environment, from aviation to woods to desert to rural counties to the inner city. I saved lives, and took life. I lost patients, and lost friends. I have had a richly satisfying career and life, yet there are things that I will see in my dreams until the day I die.

But...

I never wore steel toed boots nor carried a 10" blade. I never had to take off my boots in an airport and walk around in my socks. And I never met anyone as completely full of shit as Nadin Brzezinski Abbott. Any lurking DUmmies can carry the message back to her.

H5 for your service