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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: FiddyBeowulf on February 19, 2012, 09:52:40 AM
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From the woman to what her boy friend was doing to what he found while doing it.
The Wrongness!!! (http://www.anorak.co.uk/289852/strange-but-true/lover-finds-dead-cat-beneath-fat-womans-bottom.html/)
(http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/amanda-simmons.jpg)
AMANDA Simmons, aka Mandy Mountain, of Charleston, West Virginia, weighs 55stones (770 lbs.). She says that when her lover went to inspect her chub at close quarters he spotted a cat (avoid obvious joke – ed). The cat was dead. Mandy had sat on it.
Says Mandy, 25:
“Poor little Buttons must have suffocated when I rolled over. I never even noticed. ‘It wasn’t even my kitten – I was looking after him for my neighbours. My boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbing.â€
You might suppose he was made of tougher stuff.
He’s lucky he got out alive…
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
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Oh my gosh!!! So nasty!
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At least she paints her toenails...
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Someone does. I can't imagine it's her though. I've heard of chubby chasers, but it would be like chasing a parked car.
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Fiddy, that deserved a spork alert. For. Shame.
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Fiddy, that deserved a spork alert. For. Shame.
Yep... lunch is running late, so I showed this to my hubby. He's fine with waiting a while now. :rotf:
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Yep... lunch is running late, so I showed this to my hubby. He's fine with waiting a while now. :rotf:
You could cut down on food expenditures by continuing to show him this, ya know . . . :evillaugh:
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Hadn't planned on seeing my lunch again today but damn, there it is.
Gee, thanks Fiddy! :hammer:
"My boyfriend was going down on me when"... OMG! I can't even begin to imagine.
(http://www.talking-scuba.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/divehelmet.jpg)
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Men of Honor.
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Hadn't planned on seeing my lunch again today but damn, there it is.
Gee, thanks Fiddy! :hammer:
"My boyfriend was going down on me when"... OMG! I can't even begin to imagine.
(http://www.talking-scuba.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/divehelmet.jpg)
Well think about this. How bad does she smell that she or her boyfriend ( :puke: ) did not notice the smell of a decaying kitten?
Enjoy supper. :evillaugh:
:-)
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"Surfice it to say", Nadin needs to expand on this one.
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Men of Honor.
She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and it was like that all night long...offer, honor, offer, honor...
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:lmao: I just sucked a sunflower seed up my nose from my mouth. THAT IS HORRENDOUS! :lmao:
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Well think about this. How bad does she smell that she or her boyfriend ( :puke: ) did not notice the smell of a decaying kitten?
Enjoy supper. :evillaugh:
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(http://www.laughparty.com/funny-pictures/Fat-Lady-Loses-Dog-446.gif)
I skipped dinner yesterday, thank you very much!
Just think how long it took that poor little kitten to die nine times!
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All kinds of straight lines here. But I will not go there. Nope. Not me. Never do it
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All kinds of straight lines here. But I will not go there. Nope. Not me. Never do it
You got your LOLcats, and you got your DOAcats...
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were there maggots?