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Title: This story goes from wrong to wronger to wrongest.
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on February 19, 2012, 09:52:40 AM: From the woman to what her boy friend was doing to what he found while doing it.

The Wrongness!!! (http://www.anorak.co.uk/289852/strange-but-true/lover-finds-dead-cat-beneath-fat-womans-bottom.html/)
(http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/amanda-simmons.jpg)

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AMANDA Simmons, aka Mandy Mountain, of Charleston, West Virginia, weighs 55stones (770 lbs.). She says that when her lover went to inspect her chub at close quarters he spotted a cat (avoid obvious joke â€“ ed). The cat was dead. Mandy had sat on it.

Says Mandy, 25:

â€œPoor little Buttons must have suffocated when I rolled over. I never even noticed. â€˜It wasnâ€™t even my kitten â€“ I was looking after him for my neighbours. My boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbing.â€

You might suppose he was made of tougher stuff.

Heâ€™s lucky he got out aliveâ€¦

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
Title: Re: This story goes from wrong to wronger to wrongest.
Post by: mamacags on February 19, 2012, 09:59:14 AM: Oh my gosh!!! So nasty!
Title: Re: This story goes from wrong to wronger to wrongest.
Post by: RightCoast on February 19, 2012, 11:54:21 AM: At least she paints her toenails...
Title: Re: This story goes from wrong to wronger to wrongest.
Post by: obumazombie on February 19, 2012, 11:59:17 AM: Someone does. I can't imagine it's her though. I've heard of chubby chasers, but it would be like chasing a parked car.
Title: Re: This story goes from wrong to wronger to wrongest.
Post by: IassaFTots on February 19, 2012, 12:26:14 PM: Fiddy, that deserved a spork alert. For. Shame.
Title: Re: This story goes from wrong to wronger to wrongest.
Post by: MrsSmith on February 19, 2012, 12:51:44 PM: Quote from: IassaFTots on February 19, 2012, 12:26:14 PM
Fiddy, that deserved a spork alert. For. Shame.
Yep... lunch is running late, so I showed this to my hubby. He's fine with waiting a while now. :rotf:
Title: Re: This story goes from wrong to wronger to wrongest.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 19, 2012, 12:53:26 PM: Quote from: MrsSmith on February 19, 2012, 12:51:44 PM
Yep... lunch is running late, so I showed this to my hubby. He's fine with waiting a while now. :rotf:

You could cut down on food expenditures by continuing to show him this, ya know . . . :evillaugh:
Title: Re: This story goes from wrong to wronger to wrongest.
Post by: FreeBorn on February 19, 2012, 01:01:29 PM: Hadn't planned on seeing my lunch again today but damn, there it is.

Gee, thanks Fiddy! :hammer:

"My boyfriend was going down on me when"... OMG! I can't even begin to imagine.

(http://www.talking-scuba.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/divehelmet.jpg)
Title: Re: This story goes from wrong to wronger to wrongest.
Post by: obumazombie on February 19, 2012, 04:47:19 PM: Men of Honor.
Title: Re: This story goes from wrong to wronger to wrongest.
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on February 19, 2012, 06:43:01 PM: Quote from: FreeBorn on February 19, 2012, 01:01:29 PM
Hadn't planned on seeing my lunch again today but damn, there it is.

Gee, thanks Fiddy! :hammer:

"My boyfriend was going down on me when"... OMG! I can't even begin to imagine.

(http://www.talking-scuba.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/divehelmet.jpg)

Well think about this. How bad does she smell that she or her boyfriend ( :puke: ) did not notice the smell of a decaying kitten?

Enjoy supper. :evillaugh:

:-)
Title: Re: This story goes from wrong to wronger to wrongest.
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 20, 2012, 08:09:43 AM: "Surfice it to say", Nadin needs to expand on this one.
Title: Re: This story goes from wrong to wronger to wrongest.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 20, 2012, 10:57:27 AM: Quote from: obumazombie on February 19, 2012, 04:47:19 PM
Men of Honor.

She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and it was like that all night long...offer, honor, offer, honor...

:rimshot:
Title: Re: This story goes from wrong to wronger to wrongest.
Post by: Gina on February 20, 2012, 11:15:08 AM: :lmao: I just sucked a sunflower seed up my nose from my mouth. THAT IS HORRENDOUS! :lmao:
Title: Re: This story goes from wrong to wronger to wrongest.
Post by: FreeBorn on February 20, 2012, 11:27:07 AM: Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on February 19, 2012, 06:43:01 PM
Well think about this. How bad does she smell that she or her boyfriend ( :puke: ) did not notice the smell of a decaying kitten?

Enjoy supper. :evillaugh:

:-)
(http://www.laughparty.com/funny-pictures/Fat-Lady-Loses-Dog-446.gif)

I skipped dinner yesterday, thank you very much!

Just think how long it took that poor little kitten to die nine times!
Title: Re: This story goes from wrong to wronger to wrongest.
Post by: CG6468 on February 20, 2012, 11:29:16 AM: All kinds of straight lines here. But I will not go there. Nope. Not me. Never do it
Title: Re: This story goes from wrong to wronger to wrongest.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 20, 2012, 11:38:47 AM: Quote from: CG6468 on February 20, 2012, 11:29:16 AM
All kinds of straight lines here. But I will not go there. Nope. Not me. Never do it

You got your LOLcats, and you got your DOAcats...
Title: Re: This story goes from wrong to wronger to wrongest.
Post by: Gina on February 20, 2012, 12:07:17 PM: were there maggots?