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Title: I don't like conservatives
Post by: CactusCarlos on December 20, 2011, 07:53:30 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/100249011

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Octafish

And I certainly don't like them in my Democratic Party. Those who put money above people already have a party -- they are called Republicans.

I intend no offense to lurkers and the ignorant, nor to the reformed. If liberals were truly in power, remedial courses would be available to enlighten the culturally deprived.
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: CactusCarlos on December 20, 2011, 07:54:13 PM
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If liberals were truly in power, remedial courses would be available to enlighten the culturally deprived.

at gunpoint.
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: franksolich on December 20, 2011, 08:00:03 PM
Anybody aware of any authentic conservatives in the Democrat party?

I can think of a few Democrats are are less liberal than the primitives, but I can't think of a one who I'd describe as a "conservative."
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: thundley4 on December 20, 2011, 08:07:58 PM
Anybody aware of any authentic conservatives in the Democrat party?

I can think of a few Democrats are are less liberal than the primitives, but I can't think of a one who I'd describe as a "conservative."

The only two I can think of, the Demonrats kicked them out.  Zell Miller and Lieberman.  They were as close to conservative as any Dem.
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: Chris_ on December 20, 2011, 08:10:37 PM
Joe Lieberman is a Mirror Mirror (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror,_Mirror_(Star_Trek:_The_Original_Series)), parallel universe copy of Ron Paul.  Solid on national defense and foreign policy but liberal on domestic issues.  He might be nice, but I don't think he's a conservative.
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: DLR Pyro on December 20, 2011, 08:12:46 PM
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Octafish

And I certainly don't like them in my Democratic Party. Those who put money above people already have a party -- they are called Republicans.

I intend no offense to lurkers and the ignorant, nor to the reformed. If liberals were truly in power, remedial courses would be available to enlighten the culturally deprived.

I assume the "culturally deprived" would be anyone who doesn't agree with everything octaDUmmy believes in.
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: USA4ME on December 20, 2011, 08:18:07 PM
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Octafish

Those who put money above people already have a party

I agree, but it's called the Democratic Party.

Everything that party supposedly does for "people" has an end game; and it all has to do with getting votes in order to have more power and money to control "people."  Liberals put money ahead of people.

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Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 20, 2011, 08:46:03 PM
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If liberals were truly in power, remedial courses would be available to enlighten the culturally deprived.

One might even call it a "Cultural Revolution."


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Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: sybilll on December 20, 2011, 10:43:04 PM
Anybody aware of any authentic conservatives in the Democrat party?

I can think of a few Democrats are are less liberal than the primitives, but I can't think of a one who I'd describe as a "conservative."

Maybe Joe Manchin and to a somewhat lesser degree, Heath Shuler.  They rid their own party of most of the Blue Dogs who could at least entertain conservative options.  Come 2012 they'll be wishing they had a few of those back. 
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 20, 2011, 11:40:36 PM
Maybe Joe Manchin and to a somewhat lesser degree, Heath Shuler.  
Manchin and Shuler will still vote for Pelosi for speaker.

They're socialist traitors like every other democrat.

They just have to survive in districts with more decent people than most democrat congressmen.

Oh, wait. Gotta give Manchin a pass on Pelosi. He replaced Sheets in the Senate. Still a traitor.
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: Mike220 on December 20, 2011, 11:43:17 PM
That's okay, Octa*****. I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. If I had a gas can though...
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: JakeStyle on December 20, 2011, 11:53:04 PM
I don't like Octafish, in fact I would like to punch him in the face.  There, we are even.
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: sybilll on December 21, 2011, 12:23:51 AM
Manchin and Shuler will still vote for Pelosi for speaker.

They're socialist traitors like every other democrat.

They just have to survive in districts with more decent people than most democrat congressmen.

Oh, wait. Gotta give Manchin a pass on Pelosi. He replaced Sheets in the Senate. Still a traitor.
Gotta agree with you, but I see the positive potential in converts.  Some of the converts are our greatest allies, i.e. Andrew Breitbart, David Horowitz, Robin from Berkeley.  Hope springs eternal. 
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: Airwolf on December 21, 2011, 02:43:17 AM
We don't like you much either.
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 21, 2011, 04:35:08 AM
We don't like you much either.

Well, they do make passable targets . . .
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 21, 2011, 04:46:21 AM
Well, they do make passable targets . . .

Way to slow.......the lazy bastards.
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 21, 2011, 05:33:41 AM
Way to slow.......the lazy bastards.

So they don't make good moving targets.  Oh well. ::)
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 21, 2011, 05:41:39 AM
So they don't make good moving targets.  Oh well. ::)

Well, you can write a promissory note for freebies, tie it on a stick with a string and use the stick and carrot approach to speed them up a little.
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: diesel driver on December 21, 2011, 07:01:38 AM
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Octafish

And I certainly don't like them in my Democratic Party. Those who put money above people already have a party -- they are called Republicans.
Wrong.  Those are the Dimrats.

Conservatives put people above GOVERNMENT, Dimrats put people under their boots.
DUmmies are too stoopid to realize the boots on their necks have donkey's feet in them.   :mental:
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: Karin on December 21, 2011, 07:24:29 AM
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8. Wow, talk about a purity test!

And I really like the idea of the cultural re-education courses. If you held them outdoors in a big fenced compound you'd have a great 1970s-Southeast-Asia vibe! 
 

Yeah, that "cultural education" remark would be chilling, if I took these DUmbasses seriously. 

Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: wasp69 on December 21, 2011, 08:15:38 AM
Well, they do make passable targets . . .

I dunno, I'm of the mind that a target which is curled up in a ball, mewling to "Gaia", and pissing itself is not really much of a target at all.....
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: wasp69 on December 21, 2011, 08:19:46 AM
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Octafish

If liberals were truly in power, remedial courses would be available to enlighten the culturally deprived.

Scratch a liberal

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Find a fascist

Every single time.
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 21, 2011, 08:49:25 AM
I dunno, I'm of the mind that a target which is curled up in a ball, mewling to "Gaia", and pissing itself is not really much of a target at all.....

A test for riot gun patterns, of 00 Buck.
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: Karin on December 21, 2011, 08:52:08 AM
I wish that everybody on the internet could see Wasp's post. 
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: Maxiest on December 21, 2011, 09:11:35 AM
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If liberals were truly in power, remedial courses would be available to enlighten the culturally deprived.

I think they call those "Re-Education Camps" in China and other Communist countries.
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: Chris_ on December 21, 2011, 09:12:39 AM
There is a five-letter word the Russians use... it both starts and ends in 'G'.
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: diesel driver on December 21, 2011, 09:13:41 AM
I think they call those "Re-Education Camps" in China and other Communist countries.

DUmmies call them the Haliburton/Walmart/Target Re-education camps.
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: wasp69 on December 21, 2011, 09:39:38 AM
A test for riot gun patterns, of 00 Buck.

Yeah, true...

Shotgun shells are relatively easy to reload and pretty damned cheap as well.
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: wasp69 on December 21, 2011, 09:40:39 AM
I wish that everybody on the internet could see Wasp's post. 

Yeah, me, too!

 :-)

Thanks, Karin. 
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: jukin on December 21, 2011, 11:17:45 AM
Scratch a Liberal find a fascist. Truer now than ever.
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 21, 2011, 11:24:58 AM
Well, I don't like socialist/Marxist/maoist/Stalinist/progressive/liberal/democrats....
so there....we're even.

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Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 21, 2011, 11:41:13 AM
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I don't like conservatives
Octafish

All in all, that's probably a pretty good sign for Conservatives, given that you are a complete tool.
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: RWKindaGuy on December 21, 2011, 04:02:15 PM
Joe Lieberman is a Mirror Mirror (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror,_Mirror_(Star_Trek:_The_Original_Series)), parallel universe copy of Ron Paul.  Solid on national defense and foreign policy but liberal on domestic issues.  He might be nice, but I don't think he's a conservative.

Agree.  I've been arguing that point with my friends for years.  Conservative on defense, very liberal on most other issues.
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: Airwolf on December 21, 2011, 04:33:35 PM
Well, they do make passable targets . . .


Just like Zombies.
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on December 21, 2011, 04:51:20 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/100249011


OMG.  Octafish doesn't like me.  I'm so disappointed and saddened.  I don't know how I will be able to go to sleep knowing that some dick on an extremist website hates me! :bawl: :panic:
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on December 21, 2011, 04:53:33 PM
I assume the "culturally deprived" would be anyone who doesn't agree with everything octaDUmmy believes in.

We may need a cultural revolution.
Title: Re: I don't like conservatives
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on December 21, 2011, 04:56:03 PM
One might even call it a "Cultural Revolution."


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You beat me to it.