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Title: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: CG6468 on December 08, 2011, 03:03:06 PM
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Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Gina on December 08, 2011, 03:06:00 PM
I want some parfum, a sweater, and snuggles from my little one's.   :-*
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 08, 2011, 08:36:32 PM
A Kindle Fire.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Boudicca on December 08, 2011, 08:45:12 PM
Nothing I can mention here. O-) :-)
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: IassaFTots on December 08, 2011, 08:48:47 PM
A MP3 player preloaded with all the songs I want, good, sharp knives, and a recumbent bike.  

I still didn't get the chainsaw I wanted last year. 
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: CactusCarlos on December 08, 2011, 09:18:23 PM
(http://i44.tinypic.com/er9zsj.jpg)
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: DefiantSix on December 08, 2011, 09:43:34 PM
A MP3 player preloaded with all the songs I want, good, sharp knives, and a recumbent bike.  

I still didn't get the chainsaw I wanted last year. 

<=== Got the chainsaw for an Anniversary gift last month.  It rawks.  :rocker2:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: compaqxp on December 08, 2011, 09:45:26 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/99/VW_Touareg_V8_TDI_(II)_–_Frontansicht_(1)%2C_2._Juli_2011%2C_Düsseldorf.jpg/800px-VW_Touareg_V8_TDI_(II)_–_Frontansicht_(1)%2C_2._Juli_2011%2C_Düsseldorf.jpg)

Maybe someday  :p
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: DefiantSix on December 08, 2011, 10:05:23 PM
Maybe if I can REALLY bullshit prove to Santa that I've been a good boy:

(http://www.strictlysailing.com/classifieds/classpics/11109a-1.jpg)
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Mike220 on December 08, 2011, 10:28:09 PM
World peace.

Since I'm not selfish like everyone else, I should get something nice. Like a 2005 Benz SLK 350

(http://www.benzgraph.com/images/2005-mercedes-benz-slk-350-13.jpg)
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Alpha Mare on December 08, 2011, 11:02:12 PM
What else? A mare's leg.

(http://www.rossiusa.com/images/imagesMain/Ranch_Hand_2.jpg)
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: MrsSmith on December 08, 2011, 11:34:13 PM
I need a new griddle.   :-)  We're sort of thinking about setting it up in a new house, too...   :yahoo:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: IassaFTots on December 09, 2011, 08:10:03 AM
<=== Got the chainsaw for an Anniversary gift last month.  It rawks.  :rocker2:

Jealous!
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: franksolich on December 09, 2011, 08:17:58 AM
Thirty 25-pound bags of cat litter, to see the cats through the winter.

Ooops, I already got that, as requested, for Christmas.

In my wildest fantasies, a patch of land--say, circa 2560 acres--in the Sandhills.

In my moderate fantasies, I suppose, a new car.

In my mildest fantasies, the collected works of Clare Boothe Luce.

In my most-realistic fantasies, quitting smoking.

We'll see.

(Don't mean to put a damper on everybody else's wishes; franksolich is just that way.)

Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: NHSparky on December 09, 2011, 08:43:32 AM
I'll be realistic...a couple of pair of Levis 501's.

But if I wasn't realistic, a week of this:

(http://0.tqn.com/d/gohawaii/1/0/G/9/4/sheraton_maui_096.jpg)

Sheraton Maui, Kaanapali.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 09, 2011, 09:41:28 AM
Coach, I could go for a couple of yours, but I'd annotate them.  For example:

In my wildest fantasies . . . 3200 acres of prime forest land in the Adirondacks.

In my moderate fantasies, a Jeep Wrangler Unlimited for me and a Toyota Sienna for my wife.

Mildest fantasies?  A Kel-Tec SU-2000, 9mm, that takes Beretta mags (I'm working on this).

Most realistic fantasies?  Seeing my wife and daughter happy (which, for the most part, they are).

Right now, I'd settle for my voice back!
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Alpha Mare on December 09, 2011, 10:03:09 AM

Right now, I'd settle for my voice back!

I changed my mind- I want a man who can't talk!  :-)
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Wineslob on December 09, 2011, 12:08:13 PM
My wife and I on a deserted tropical island....................... :naughty:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Karin on December 09, 2011, 01:16:06 PM
1)  How about one thing for once that I didn't have to specify with the minutest of details, and write down on paper, including source?

2)  A little more Christmas spirit.  This year, I seem to be having troubles with it.  That's not like me. 

Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Chris_ on December 09, 2011, 01:18:59 PM
Beer!


:couch:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 09, 2011, 07:38:02 PM
Beer!


:couch:

Why? You'll just piss it away. :-)
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Chris_ on December 09, 2011, 07:39:30 PM
Why? You'll just piss it away. :-)
Then someone needs to find a brew kit for me.

Infinite beer!
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: MrsSmith on December 09, 2011, 09:29:53 PM
1)  How about one thing for once that I didn't have to specify with the minutest of details, and write down on paper, including source?

2)  A little more Christmas spirit.  This year, I seem to be having troubles with it.  That's not like me. 


Ah, just look over his shoulder and point to it so he orders the right one.  That's what I did.  "Griddle" is too generic, I guess...   :lmao:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: movie buff on December 10, 2011, 05:04:53 AM
I'd echo Karin's request for more Christmas spirit.
As for material things I'm hoping for,
A special 2- Disc DVD of 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2' that can only be found in Wal- Mart (A DVD with all the special features of the Blu- Ray, plus the added bonus of pissing off DUmmies by getting something from Wal- Mart),
a book, 'Mr. Monk on the Couch,' by Lee Goldberg (The latest entry in his series of novels based on the TV series 'Monk'),
Maybe a gift card for Gamestop, as I finally just got an Xbox 360.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Boudicca on December 10, 2011, 03:11:33 PM
I need a new griddle.   :-)  We're sort of thinking about setting it up in a new house, too...   :yahoo:

I swear, when I first read this I thought you said you wanted a new girdle. :thatsright:
Sorry, but it was  :lmao:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: vesta111 on December 10, 2011, 04:13:14 PM
I swear, when I first read this I thought you said you wanted a new girdle. :thatsright:
Sorry, but it was  :lmao:


 :lmao:   I swear, when I first read this I thought you said you wanted a new girdle. :thatsright:
Sorry, but it was  :lmao:

Me too.  Those new tummy flattened with the pull up the butt panels cost the earth.

I would love a $200.00 gift card to Barns &Noble.

Latex Surgery on my eyes, Face lift, make over by Lousis Vacari LALALALA.

Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Chris_ on December 10, 2011, 04:17:46 PM
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Me too.  Those new tummy flattened with the pull up the butt panels cost the earth.
I think they sell them on TV for under $50, and they'll probably give you one free.

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Latex Surgery on my eyes
:rofl: Not quite :lmao:

As long as we're wishing for the impossible, I would love to have the vision back in my left eye.  Nothing else.  I would just like to be able to see again.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Crazy Horse on December 10, 2011, 05:14:32 PM
I want Navy to beat Army and make it 10 years straight.




Oh wait................I got that today :cheersmate:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: MrsSmith on December 11, 2011, 07:17:25 AM
I swear, when I first read this I thought you said you wanted a new girdle. :thatsright:
Sorry, but it was  :lmao:

By the time I'm done with Christmas cookies, I'll need one!!!   :rofl:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 11, 2011, 08:47:06 AM
I want an A-Frame cabin (with a view) in Montana on my own 5-40 acre plot. I needs to come with its own well, geo-thermal power supply, and enough firewood for several years in a decent barn. It should come furnished. And a pair of kittens, too! And an SUV as well.
A satellite dish with TV reception and internet. and a bear proof fence around my property (I don't share, and bears freak out the kittens).

a two year supply of food in my basement and a soundproof underground gun range. and lots of guns.

oh yeah, and a Stepford wife.

Thanks in advance, Santa. I was really good this year. really.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 11, 2011, 09:03:49 AM
Latex Surgery on my eyes

You want bigger eyes????? :thatsright: :mental: :o :tongue:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 11, 2011, 11:18:30 AM
"All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth....." actually they're a little further back than that. :-)
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 11, 2011, 12:35:58 PM
You want bigger eyes????? :thatsright: :mental: :o :tongue:

HAHA!!!!!  :rotf:

I totally missed Vesta's wishlist.  I wonder if she ever gets anything from her list.  Vesta must be Nadin's mole!
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: MrsSmith on December 11, 2011, 12:59:53 PM
I want an A-Frame cabin (with a view) in Montana on my own 5-40 acre plot. I needs to come with its own well, geo-thermal power supply, and enough firewood for several years in a decent barn. It should come furnished. And a pair of kittens, too! And an SUV as well.
A satellite dish with TV reception and internet. and a bear proof fence around my property (I don't share, and bears freak out the kittens).

a two year supply of food in my basement and a soundproof underground gun range. and lots of guns.

oh yeah, and a Stepford wife.

Thanks in advance, Santa. I was really good this year. really.
Hey, I can help with the kittens!  How many do you want?   :-) :-)
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Airwolf on December 11, 2011, 03:53:28 PM
(http://www.kitsune.addr.com/Firearms/Machine-Guns/GE_XM214_Minigun-2.jpg)

And all the ammo and spare parts to go with it.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: thundley4 on December 11, 2011, 07:13:51 PM
A way out.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: DefiantSix on December 11, 2011, 07:33:25 PM
A way out.

I assume you're speaking of a way out of the Democratic People's Republic of Illinois, and not life in general?  (PM me or e-mail me if my assumption is incorrect, bro.  You'll have my number in a heartbeat and we can talk.)
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Odin's Hand on December 11, 2011, 07:42:57 PM
A Saiga 12

Some T-shirts

New running shoes

A Falcon Lowrider fishing rod

Some pop-up sights for my AR to go with the Matech BUIS I got.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: thundley4 on December 11, 2011, 08:41:01 PM
I assume you're speaking of a way out of the Democratic People's Republic of Illinois, and not life in general?  (PM me or e-mail me if my assumption is incorrect, bro.  You'll have my number in a heartbeat and we can talk.)

I'll just be glad when Christmas is over.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 11, 2011, 09:22:09 PM
Then someone needs to find a brew kit for me.

Infinite beer!

WOOHOO!!! I just updated my list to santa and fed-ex'ed it.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: seahorse513 on December 11, 2011, 10:36:02 PM
I would like a significant other......Marines, navy, army, no preference on that score...
and while I am fantasizing...... a log cabin on five acres in the middle of nowhere with my imaginary significant other....

I am so lame..... :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: DefiantSix on December 11, 2011, 10:41:37 PM
I would like a significant other......Marines, navy, army, no preference on that score...
and while I am fantasizing...... a log cabin on five acres in the middle of nowhere with my imaginary significant other....

I am so lame..... :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:

What is it with this "Five acres" figure I keep seeing bandied about?  If this were to be what I want for Christmas - i.e. a house on land far away from other people - I'd want a house on about 5,000 to 6,000 acres with the house located in the geographic center of the property; as far away from other people as I can possibly get it.

That's why I tend to prefer sailboats; I can put several miles between me and the next person without having to go to the expense of purchasing the surrounding territory.  :wink:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Chris_ on December 11, 2011, 10:45:37 PM
What is it with this "Five acres" figure I keep seeing bandied about? 
Because it's readily available and affordable? :p

Just sayin'.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: DefiantSix on December 11, 2011, 10:49:35 PM
Because it's readily available and affordable? :p

Just sayin'.

Since when were your dreams/fantasies constricted by what was readily available or affordable??  :mental: :-)
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Eupher on December 12, 2011, 08:29:10 AM
A Kindle Fire.

I got one for Mrs E the other night at Target. It's kinda snazzy -- I'd call it a poor man's I-Pad. She says she's going to use it as a planner - to that I say, "Sure, sweetie. Whatever you say...." and watch her read books on it.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Eupher on December 12, 2011, 08:37:30 AM
Mrs. E is getting me a suit. My previous suit, a good one and pretty expensive, was made by Omar the Tent Maker. Since I've scaled down a fair amount, Homey needs a new suit. (Dark charcoal, two-button, fishbone texture, flat-front trousers, TYVM. I hate those pleated things...)
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: MrsSmith on December 12, 2011, 06:54:47 PM
What is it with this "Five acres" figure I keep seeing bandied about?  If this were to be what I want for Christmas - i.e. a house on land far away from other people - I'd want a house on about 5,000 to 6,000 acres with the house located in the geographic center of the property; as far away from other people as I can possibly get it.

That's why I tend to prefer sailboats; I can put several miles between me and the next person without having to go to the expense of purchasing the surrounding territory.  :wink:
Wow, exactly!!!! 
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: IassaFTots on December 12, 2011, 09:43:07 PM
What is it with this "Five acres" figure I keep seeing bandied about?  If this were to be what I want for Christmas - i.e. a house on land far away from other people - I'd want a house on about 5,000 to 6,000 acres with the house located in the geographic center of the property; as far away from other people as I can possibly get it.

That's why I tend to prefer sailboats; I can put several miles between me and the next person without having to go to the expense of purchasing the surrounding territory.  :wink:

Duuuuuuuude!  That is all.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: DefiantSix on December 12, 2011, 09:51:02 PM
Duuuuuuuude!  That is all.   :cheersmate:

Here (http://www.landandfarm.com/search/Colorado-land-for-sale/)'s one of the websites I like to peek in on when I'm dreaming of what I'd do with a Powerball jackpot. :cheers1:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Revolution on December 12, 2011, 10:11:25 PM
I want what ALL studs my age want for Christmas, dammit! Sadly, that isn't going to happen, so cards with money in them is always good. :lmao:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: seahorse513 on December 13, 2011, 08:09:57 AM
I got one for Mrs E the other night at Target. It's kinda snazzy -- I'd call it a poor man's I-Pad. She says she's going to use it as a planner - to that I say, "Sure, sweetie. Whatever you say...." and watch her read books on it.
I am still debating about getting a nook or a kindle. I really need to some more research....
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 13, 2011, 08:40:03 AM
I want what ALL studs my age want for Christmas, dammit! Sadly, that isn't going to happen, so cards with money in them is always good. :lmao:

I want what ALL studs my age want for Christmas, dammit, "MONEY"! Sadly, I'll probably get a promise of the other and that isn't going to happen, so cards with money in them is always good. :lmao:

Only slightly different. :lmao:

Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: debk on December 13, 2011, 03:39:19 PM
Peace, love and happiness.  :tongue:


Seriously, though, to have those three things in my life right now, I would really like to have.


But rather than ask for the impossible....a Kindle Fire would be a nice thing.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Revolution on December 13, 2011, 04:34:29 PM
I want what ALL studs my age want for Christmas, dammit, "MONEY"! Sadly, I'll probably get a promise of the other and that isn't going to happen, so cards with money in them is always good. :lmao:

Only slightly different. :lmao:



Hi5. :rotf:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: CG6468 on December 13, 2011, 08:15:11 PM
I am still debating about getting a nook or a kindle. I really need to some more research....

Please advise us of your research on nookie.

Huh? What? Oops, sorry; I must have misread that...........  :asshat:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: seahorse513 on December 13, 2011, 08:28:23 PM
Please advise us of your research on nookie.

Huh? What? Oops, sorry; I must have misread that...........  :asshat:
:lol: silliness!!!!
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: CG6468 on December 13, 2011, 08:56:11 PM
:lol: silliness!!!!

Yes. I know.

THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT!  O-)
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: CG6468 on December 14, 2011, 06:36:56 PM
Dear Santa,

I don't want much for Christmas, I just want the people reading this to be happy.

Friends are the fruit cake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet - but mix them together and they're my friends.

 
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Eupher on December 15, 2011, 07:29:57 AM
Dear Santa,

I don't want much for Christmas, I just want the people reading this to be happy.

Friends are the fruit cake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet - but mix them together and they're my friends.

 


Yeah, but where does the candied fruit come in? It's not really sweet, it's just -- oh, I dunno. Chewy?   :rotf:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: CG6468 on December 15, 2011, 08:50:50 AM
Yeah, but where does the candied fruit come in? It's not really sweet, it's just -- oh, I dunno. Chewy?   :rotf:

Hmmm. This reminds me.........

I'll have to see if I can find my fruitcake recipe...........