A MP3 player preloaded with all the songs I want, good, sharp knives, and a recumbent bike.
I still didn't get the chainsaw I wanted last year.
<=== Got the chainsaw for an Anniversary gift last month. It rawks. :rocker2:
Right now, I'd settle for my voice back!
Beer!
:couch:
Why? You'll just piss it away. :-)Then someone needs to find a brew kit for me.
1) How about one thing for once that I didn't have to specify with the minutest of details, and write down on paper, including source?Ah, just look over his shoulder and point to it so he orders the right one. That's what I did. "Griddle" is too generic, I guess... :lmao:
2) A little more Christmas spirit. This year, I seem to be having troubles with it. That's not like me.
I need a new griddle. :-) We're sort of thinking about setting it up in a new house, too... :yahoo:
I swear, when I first read this I thought you said you wanted a new girdle. :thatsright:
Sorry, but it was :lmao:
Me too. Those new tummy flattened with the pull up the butt panels cost the earth.I think they sell them on TV for under $50, and they'll probably give you one free.
Latex Surgery on my eyes:rofl: Not quite :lmao:
I swear, when I first read this I thought you said you wanted a new girdle. :thatsright:By the time I'm done with Christmas cookies, I'll need one!!! :rofl:
Sorry, but it was :lmao:
Latex Surgery on my eyes
You want bigger eyes????? :thatsright: :mental: :o :tongue:
I want an A-Frame cabin (with a view) in Montana on my own 5-40 acre plot. I needs to come with its own well, geo-thermal power supply, and enough firewood for several years in a decent barn. It should come furnished. And a pair of kittens, too! And an SUV as well.Hey, I can help with the kittens! How many do you want? :-) :-)
A satellite dish with TV reception and internet. and a bear proof fence around my property (I don't share, and bears freak out the kittens).
a two year supply of food in my basement and a soundproof underground gun range. and lots of guns.
oh yeah, and a Stepford wife.
Thanks in advance, Santa. I was really good this year. really.
A way out.
I assume you're speaking of a way out of the Democratic People's Republic of Illinois, and not life in general? (PM me or e-mail me if my assumption is incorrect, bro. You'll have my number in a heartbeat and we can talk.)
Then someone needs to find a brew kit for me.
Infinite beer!
I would like a significant other......Marines, navy, army, no preference on that score...
and while I am fantasizing...... a log cabin on five acres in the middle of nowhere with my imaginary significant other....
I am so lame..... :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:
What is it with this "Five acres" figure I keep seeing bandied about?Because it's readily available and affordable? :p
Because it's readily available and affordable? :p
Just sayin'.
A Kindle Fire.
What is it with this "Five acres" figure I keep seeing bandied about? If this were to be what I want for Christmas - i.e. a house on land far away from other people - I'd want a house on about 5,000 to 6,000 acres with the house located in the geographic center of the property; as far away from other people as I can possibly get it.Wow, exactly!!!!
That's why I tend to prefer sailboats; I can put several miles between me and the next person without having to go to the expense of purchasing the surrounding territory. :wink:
What is it with this "Five acres" figure I keep seeing bandied about? If this were to be what I want for Christmas - i.e. a house on land far away from other people - I'd want a house on about 5,000 to 6,000 acres with the house located in the geographic center of the property; as far away from other people as I can possibly get it.
That's why I tend to prefer sailboats; I can put several miles between me and the next person without having to go to the expense of purchasing the surrounding territory. :wink:
Duuuuuuuude! That is all. :cheersmate:
I got one for Mrs E the other night at Target. It's kinda snazzy -- I'd call it a poor man's I-Pad. She says she's going to use it as a planner - to that I say, "Sure, sweetie. Whatever you say...." and watch her read books on it.I am still debating about getting a nook or a kindle. I really need to some more research....
I want what ALL studs my age want for Christmas, dammit! Sadly, that isn't going to happen, so cards with money in them is always good. :lmao:
I want what ALL studs my age want for Christmas, dammit, "MONEY"! Sadly, I'll probably get a promise of the other and that isn't going to happen, so cards with money in them is always good. :lmao:
Only slightly different. :lmao:
I am still debating about getting a nook or a kindle. I really need to some more research....
Please advise us of your research on nookie.:lol: silliness!!!!
Huh? What? Oops, sorry; I must have misread that........... :asshat:
:lol: silliness!!!!
Dear Santa,
I don't want much for Christmas, I just want the people reading this to be happy.
Friends are the fruit cake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet - but mix them together and they're my friends.
Yeah, but where does the candied fruit come in? It's not really sweet, it's just -- oh, I dunno. Chewy? :rotf: