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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Gina on November 30, 2011, 11:22:53 AM

Title: bobo
Post by: Gina on November 30, 2011, 11:22:53 AM
I haven't seen any posts of that person.  Has she been towed away?
Title: Re: bob0
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on November 30, 2011, 11:30:59 AM
I haven't seen any posts of that person.  Has she been towed away?
she's having trouble with her new iphone!
Title: Re: bob0
Post by: 67 Rover on November 30, 2011, 11:32:21 AM
Outed as a mole?
Title: Re: bob0
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on November 30, 2011, 11:35:48 AM
Outed as a mole?
Nah..She's not a mole, but she isn't homeless either. It's all a not so elaborate hoax to draw attention to her pet cause.
Title: Re: bob0
Post by: NHSparky on November 30, 2011, 11:38:04 AM
So no longer posting, changed names ala Pam, ?
Title: Re: bob0
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on November 30, 2011, 11:58:58 AM
So no longer posting, changed names ala Pam, ?
Don't know...Have you noticed a new obnoxious,irrational poster in the poverty forum lately? :-)
Title: Re: bob0
Post by: zeitgeist on November 30, 2011, 01:24:31 PM
So no longer posting, changed names ala Pam, ?

I still think WeeWillie dun her in.  He is still there, she is nowhere to be found.    :rotf:

That Buick is wearing cement galoshes. Them Beantown Bad Boys play rough, any bouncer worth his salt knows a few.   Whitey may be gone but his successors are still in business. :rofl:
Title: Re: bob0
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 30, 2011, 01:42:38 PM
I still think WeeWillie dun her in.  He is still there, she is nowhere to be found.    :rotf:

'And where is her new iPhone, that which was to go to me?' asks mudlark Pam.

 :-)

(My Fair Lady reference)
Title: Re: bob0
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 30, 2011, 04:19:40 PM
Vagrants are subject to all kinds of diseases. I think she caught something and died in the Buick this past spring. Then the global warming summer weather hit, and she slowly decomposed and leaked through rust holes in the Buick floorboards. Now she's just a collection of bones inside two or three grasswirish overcoats.

A couple of DUmpmonkeys always claimed to have direct contact with the hobo. That was obviously a lie, since we haven't heard a squeak from them since the obnoxious bitch disappeared.
Title: Re: bobo
Post by: Revolution on November 30, 2011, 06:00:20 PM
Give me all the BS's you want, because I know how much you all cared for her, but I'm going to say it anyway: I don't miss her. Not one bit! :yahoo: :tongue:
Title: Re: bobo
Post by: Chris_ on November 30, 2011, 06:06:36 PM
Give me all the BS's you want, because I know how much you all cared for her, but I'm going to say it anyway: I don't miss her. Not one bit! :yahoo: :tongue:
You horrible person!

:-)
Title: Re: bobo
Post by: Revolution on November 30, 2011, 06:07:52 PM
Eh, cry me a river, Chris. :p
Title: Re: bobo
Post by: Duke Nukum on November 30, 2011, 06:26:55 PM
I miss her. I miss the way she could derail any thread on any topic and turn it to homelessness and berating the other DUmpsters for not caring, which they obviously don't, and it was great fun.

I especially love the way some DUmpsters tried to help her and she showed them the contempt and envy that only those who refuse to help their own self can harbor.

She was the best of them and she encapsulated all of them.
Title: Re: bobo
Post by: longview on November 30, 2011, 06:34:21 PM
I think she was the creation of more than one person, basically spoofing the libs.
Title: Re: bobo
Post by: franksolich on November 30, 2011, 06:37:12 PM
I still favor the theory (not mine, someone else's) that bobbolink was  a fake, set up by someone (either left or right) to test the primitives' feelings about the homeless.  Perhaps a graduate student somewhere doing a thesis on primitive attitudes.  In fact, to me, that seems the most likely scenario.

The primitives are observed and studied a great deal more than they might think.
Title: Re: bobo
Post by: Carl on November 30, 2011, 06:50:14 PM
I still believe it was skins mocking his teeming pool of demented misfits.
Title: Re: bobo
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 30, 2011, 06:51:07 PM
You know the Primitives best, Frank.

Still. If she wasn't fake, then my theory is: she has been forcibly incarcerated in a mental institution.
Title: Re: bobo
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 30, 2011, 07:55:43 PM
I was just thinking of Bobo today too.  I miss her poverty rants.
Title: Re: bobo
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 30, 2011, 08:13:08 PM
In my heart, I know she was fake, but much prefer to think of her as a greasy spot underneath an old Buick, in the parking lot of an abandoned strip mall somewhere in Colorado.
Title: Re: bobo
Post by: sybilll on December 01, 2011, 12:46:27 AM
I still favor the theory (not mine, someone else's) that bobbolink was  a fake, set up by someone (either left or right) to test the primitives' feelings about the homeless.  Perhaps a graduate student somewhere doing a thesis on primitive attitudes.  In fact, to me, that seems the most likely scenario.

The primitives are observed and studied a great deal more than they might think.
That is the most plausible explanation I have heard to date.  If it was some grad student doing a thesis, regardless of party, they deserve an A+.  I admit, being as soft hearted as I am, I got sucked in.......for a while.  Then I found CC (thanks Bally), then I realized it was all  :bs:
Title: Re: bobo
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 01, 2011, 04:14:16 AM
I was just thinking of Bobo today too.  I miss her poverty rants.

So do I.
Title: Re: bobo
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 01, 2011, 04:38:02 AM
Well, just in case it ain't B.S., I hope someone stole the wheels off the BUICK. Denver is known as the Mile High City and therefore it's down hill to most any place she wants to roll the BUICK.
Title: Re: bobo
Post by: vesta111 on December 01, 2011, 07:11:45 AM
Well, just in case it ain't B.S., I hope someone stole the wheels off the BUICK. Denver is known as the Mile High City and therefore it's down hill to most any place she wants to roll the BUICK.

The only Buick she could live in would be a used Hearse.  Roomy, big enough to stretch out in, curtins to pull at night and few cops will ticket a Hearse parked anywhere.

Think of the advantages, a used Hearse will be kept in pristine condition, cannot have a flat tire or motor run out of oil in a procession to the cemetery.   Remove the casket rails and put in a small matterise, passenger seat and floor boards have room for personal items.

 There may be advantages --taxes, registering a Hearse in some states. One has to pay to register and drive most anything, campers and vans cost more then a regular auto. What is the charge to register a Hearse??   

Inspection and regular tune ups at local auto shops will be free or very cut rate, no one wants to stiff what they believe is the undertaker.

She can move at will state to state, even thumb their nose at the speed limit a bit.   Perfect Buick to buy used, heck, perfect party van for College kids to buy.

Just a thought on what kind of Buick one can live in and the benefits to do so.       
Title: Re: bobo
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 03, 2011, 06:26:11 PM
I just figured she was at some occutard camp. Bobo be a Hobo no more!!!!
Title: Re: bobo
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 03, 2011, 06:39:44 PM
DUmmy bobbolink was shitting on the sidewalk before shitting on the sidewalk was cool.
Title: Re: bob0
Post by: Skul on December 04, 2011, 01:30:02 AM
Don't know...Have you noticed a new obnoxious,irrational poster in the poverty forum lately? :-)
Ummm, doesn't that describe the majority of the DUmp?
Just asking, mind you.
Title: Re: bob0
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on December 06, 2011, 06:29:54 AM
Ummm, doesn't that describe the majority of the DUmp?
Just asking, mind you.
Hence the term "new"  :-)