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Title: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: CG6468 on November 17, 2011, 11:50:55 AM
How many of you remember these sounds?

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11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
by Kara Kovalchik - November 11, 2011 - 3:11 PM
     
Who knew that some noises could eventually become as extinct as the passenger pigeon? Depending on your age, you or your kids or grandchildren may have only heard some of the following sounds in old movies, if at all.


11 Sounds (http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/106713)
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: Eupher on November 17, 2011, 12:04:42 PM
12. The sound that a wall-mounted crank telephone made while cranking -- essentially a bell-like sound that rang up the operator. This is a pre-rotary phone.

13.  Less present today, but not entirely gone -- the sound a bottle cap makes after you open a bottle. Sort of a "chip".
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: CG6468 on November 17, 2011, 01:15:08 PM
13. The sound of a hand-pushed reel lawn mower.

14. The sound of someone else on the phone because it was a party line.

Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: Eupher on November 17, 2011, 01:41:02 PM
[whatever the hell number we're on +1] - The sound a carburetor makes when you take off the air cleaner -- a vacuum sound.

[whatever the hell number we're on +1] The sound a cigarette machine makes when you pull the knob making your selection -- a ka-chunk sound.
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: IassaFTots on November 17, 2011, 02:28:04 PM
[whatever the hell number we're on +1]  The sound of a metal oil can.  The kind the Tinman used.

[whatever the hell number we're on +1]  The sound of a cassette tape ejecting.

Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: Chris_ on November 17, 2011, 02:29:29 PM
The sound of a cassette tape ejecting.

The sound of a cassette tape being eaten by your tape player. :-)
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: Eupher on November 17, 2011, 02:53:54 PM
The sound of a dial-up modem firing up (WTF actually makes that sound, anyway?) - yeah, I know, some people still have dial-up, but you people are a dying breed.  :lmao:

The sound of gears grinding as you're trying to shift into 1st gear in an unsynchronized car transmission while the car is moving (yeah, I know, it's a bit esoteric, but WORK WITH ME HERE, EH?????  :rotf:  )
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: thundley4 on November 17, 2011, 03:01:39 PM
The sound of a cassette tape being eaten by your tape player. :-)

An 8-Track tape player switching channels in the middle of a song.  :argh:
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: CG6468 on November 17, 2011, 03:25:54 PM
The sound of a dial-up modem firing up (WTF actually makes that sound, anyway?) - yeah, I know, some people still have dial-up, but you people are a dying breed.  :lmao:

The sound of gears grinding as you're trying to shift into 1st gear in an unsynchronized car transmission while the car is moving (yeah, I know, it's a bit esoteric, but WORK WITH ME HERE, EH?????  :rotf:  )

No sweat! Just a gentle pressure on the gearshift and a reving of the engine to match RPMs.  :cheersmate:  :rofl:
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: Eupher on November 17, 2011, 03:26:57 PM
The sound of cigarette commercials on TV or radio:

"Kent with a Micronight filter."

"More doctors smoke Camels than any other cigarette."

"I'd rather fight than switch." (Tareyton)

"L.S.M.F.T. - Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco"

"You've come a long way, baby." (Virginia Slims)

"Call for Philip Morrissssss...!"

Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: CG6468 on November 17, 2011, 03:30:00 PM
SERUTAN is NATURES spelled backwards.
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: IassaFTots on November 17, 2011, 03:39:22 PM
SERUTAN is NATURES spelled backwards.

I know that!

It's not nice to fool with Mother Nature. 

And Euph, I know that gear sound you are talking about up front and personal!


The sound of Pong.
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: rustybayonet on November 17, 2011, 03:45:17 PM
The sound of glass milk bottles in the carrying basket of the milk man.

The sound of coal shoveled into the furnace.

The sound of a librarian telling you to keep quiet --shhhhhh

The sound of winding a watch or clock.

The sound of coins dropping in a 'pay phone'.
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: Odin's Hand on November 17, 2011, 03:56:36 PM
The sounds of footsteps walking to school uphill both ways in the snow.
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: CG6468 on November 17, 2011, 03:57:18 PM
The sounds of an old fart celebrating his 50th wedding anniversary.

 :rotf:  :lmao:  :rotf:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :rotf:

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: Eupher on November 17, 2011, 03:58:37 PM
The sound of 4 car doors slamming shut, the engine starting up, the car put in gear and driving away WITHOUT the sound of 4 seat belts snicking closed.
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: rustybayonet on November 17, 2011, 04:13:06 PM
The sounds of an old fart celebrating his 50th wedding anniversary.

 :rotf:  :lmao:  :rotf:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :rotf:

 :cheersmate:

- - bring anything to mind?     :tongue:  :yahoo:  :whistling:
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: NHSparky on November 17, 2011, 04:17:30 PM
The sound of punching the knobs on your car AM radio.  (Bonus points if any of ya'll know what the "shaker" was.)
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: thundley4 on November 17, 2011, 04:34:54 PM
The sound of punching the knobs on your car AM radio.  (Bonus points if any of ya'll know what the "shaker" was.)


I remember punching the buttons, and setting the station by tuning it in, and pulling the button out before pushing it back in.  No idea what a "shaker" is though.
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: Alpha Mare on November 17, 2011, 05:11:09 PM
An 8-Track tape player switching channels in the middle of a song.  :argh:

I still hear that in my head when listening to certain songs.
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: NHSparky on November 17, 2011, 05:19:18 PM

I remember punching the buttons, and setting the station by tuning it in, and pulling the button out before pushing it back in.  No idea what a "shaker" is though.

Not real big on using teh Wiki, but I'm lazy and it's getting late:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vibrator_(electronic)
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: CG6468 on November 18, 2011, 09:01:13 AM
Not real big on using teh Wiki, but I'm lazy and it's getting late:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vibrator_(electronic)

I remember that the radio in my 1954 Mercury had a vibrator.
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: DLR Pyro on November 18, 2011, 11:20:13 AM
the sound of a top loading VCR when the tape is inserted or ejected.
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: TVDOC on November 18, 2011, 11:21:50 AM
I remember that the radio in my 1954 Mercury had a vibrator.

All car radios did in that era.......they were used to (sort of) create AC from the 6 V DC battery supply so that a transformer could work to increase the voltage in order for the tubes to function.  As they aged, they tended not to start, and I can remember many times, giving the dashboard a good rap to get one started.

doc
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: IassaFTots on November 18, 2011, 01:37:01 PM
The sound of the numbers ticking away on a gas pump. 
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 20, 2011, 04:52:38 PM
The sounds of footsteps walking to school uphill both ways in the snow.

Barefoot!
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: catsmtrods on November 20, 2011, 04:58:45 PM
If your a libtard they missed the sound of the gentle crack of your hand smacking their bare ass when they really needed discipline.
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: vesta111 on November 22, 2011, 08:38:09 AM
If your a libtard they missed the sound of the gentle crack of your hand smacking their bare ass when they really needed discipline.

The sound of a cigarette lighter ejecting in a car, ready to use.

The sound of family members washing dishes in the sink after a family meal.

The sound of kids in a school yard playing on forbidden today monkey bars and the spinners.

The sounds of private air craft with propellers flying overhead.

The sounds of the old time rope pulled motors on the back of small boats.  Add in the smell of oil and gas mixture .

Sound  and call of Loons on a clean lake at midnight.

Rain on a tin roof.

Sounds from grandpas chicken roost when a fox tries to sneak in.

On and on I and you can go, up to the the sounds of a traveling knife and scissor sharpener at the front door.

Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: CG6468 on November 22, 2011, 09:03:38 AM
I wish a knife/scissor sharpener would come by our place.
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: Chris_ on November 22, 2011, 09:08:01 AM
I wish a knife/scissor sharpener would come by our place.
You don't have one in town?  Every restaurant I worked in had someone else do their knife sharpening three or four times a year.  They also did the blades on the deli slicers and probably a few other big ones.
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: CG6468 on November 22, 2011, 10:09:48 AM
You don't have one in town?  Every restaurant I worked in had someone else do their knife sharpening three or four times a year.  They also did the blades on the deli slicers and probably a few other big ones.

I never heard of one, but then again the subject never came up.

I'll ask around.
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: thundley4 on November 22, 2011, 10:28:23 AM
I never heard of one, but then again the subject never came up.

I'll ask around.

We have a small military surplus store, (they also sell paint ball supplies), that sharpen knives and scissors.
Title: Re: 11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard
Post by: Eupher on November 22, 2011, 10:43:43 AM
We have a small military surplus store, (they also sell paint ball supplies), that sharpen knives and scissors.

I gotta travel 30 miles one-way to get to a sporting goods shop where you can drop off your knives and scissors on a Thursday (once per month). They're ready for pickup on Saturday.

The guy does a great job and the price is reasonable, but it's not terribly convenient.