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Title: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: lastparker on May 02, 2008, 12:04:07 PM
 :spork: :spork:

The thread is ridiculous; the pictures heinous.  Except you boys might like one of them.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7699615 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7699615)
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: franksolich on May 02, 2008, 12:08:13 PM
Oh, I dunno.

I went through the whole thread, hoping to see a photograph of Yosemite Sam, aka California Peggy, and he, er, she, er, he, wasn't there.

The bicentennial babe primitive needs a crane, a really heavy-duty industrial sized one.
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: lastparker on May 02, 2008, 12:12:56 PM
 :-) :-)

Funny - I found this thread whilst looking abut for some new CalPeg picture threads.  The only recent one was a thread CalPeg started to show off the 5-month old grandson.

I suppose grandchildren can result from an adoption.
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: CactusCarlos on May 02, 2008, 12:50:18 PM
(http://bp0.blogger.com/_fIureo-ovYc/SBp6DT2X4ZI/AAAAAAAAOQs/kp4jgwDB2Fs/s400/myqinny-img321x496-app024.jpg)

There is no way this is a DU chick.  DU chicks don't look like this.
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: megimoo on May 02, 2008, 12:58:50 PM
:spork: :spork:

The thread is ridiculous; the pictures heinous.  Except you boys might like one of them.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7699615 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7699615)
Classie gals, the first looked like an unmade bed and the second exuded nothing but class with her 'T' shirt lettering .Salma Hayek,looked good as usual !
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: jtyangel on May 02, 2008, 01:02:52 PM
The dress she has on is very unflattering. just sayin'
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 02, 2008, 01:32:34 PM
(http://bp0.blogger.com/_fIureo-ovYc/SBp6DT2X4ZI/AAAAAAAAOQs/kp4jgwDB2Fs/s400/myqinny-img321x496-app024.jpg)

There is no way this is a DU chick.  DU chicks don't look like this.

Not a chance.
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: Chris_ on May 02, 2008, 01:38:14 PM
The dress she has on is very unflattering. just sayin'

Since she is the one who posted herself -- she is freaking fat (and ugly, too). 

I don't like to go there, but anyone who posts their pic up on the internets deserves no less that direct comments about their looks.
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: franksolich on May 02, 2008, 01:41:13 PM
Now wait a minute, everybody.

That one chick isn't a primitive or a sub-primitive, obviously, and when I read the bonfire, I didn't see the primitive or sub-primitive who posted it, alleging it was her.

It's obviously something the primitive or sub-primitive scanned out of a Sears, Roebuck catalogue.

We all know primitives lie, primitives lie all the time.

This is why I'm sort of leery when primitives and sub-primitives post their "pictures."

What's to stop franksolich, for example, from posting a photograph of Clare Booth Luce, and saying this is franksolich?  Who could disprove it?

But this primitive, or sub-primitive, didn't allege that was her.

One has to be a little careful here.  It's safe to assume anything a primitive or sub-primitive says is a lie, but one can get tangled up badly if one assumes a primitive or sub-primitive said something the primitive or sub-primitive didn't say.
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: jtyangel on May 02, 2008, 01:55:36 PM
The dress she has on is very unflattering. just sayin'

Since she is the one who posted herself -- she is freaking fat (and ugly, too). 

I don't like to go there, but anyone who posts their pic up on the internets deserves no less that direct comments about their looks.


Are we talking about bibaby? I think it's a stretch to call her fat, she certainly isn't by any stretch, but that's why I said the dress is unflattering because it makes her look as if she has no figure, while showing her gratuitous cleavage(which obviously I have no problem with as anyone whose seen my pics knows :lmao: :innocent:)which is spread far apart with an ill-fitting bra...first of all it's on crooked(the dress), a dress that is that open deserves cleavage, not seperated breasts(why do women do that?), she also does not have the curves to fill out a wrap-around dress(or that particular dress is ill fitted), and the fabric looks very cheap and dingy.

But what do I know? I just work here.  :-)
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 02, 2008, 01:57:43 PM
(http://bp0.blogger.com/_fIureo-ovYc/SBp6DT2X4ZI/AAAAAAAAOQs/kp4jgwDB2Fs/s400/myqinny-img321x496-app024.jpg)

There is no way this is a DU chick.  DU chicks don't look like this.
I agree no way is that a DU chick{Way too hot :-)}
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: CactusCarlos on May 02, 2008, 01:59:42 PM
I agree no way is that a DU chick{Way too hot :-)}

And she looks happy.  We all know there's no such thing as a happy DUmmy.
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: tuolumnejim on May 02, 2008, 02:20:44 PM

There is no way this is a DU chick.  DU chicks don't look like this.
You are correct, they want to go out with with chicks like that and turn them into man-hating dykes who dont shave certain areas or bathe.  :-)
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: DixieBelle on May 02, 2008, 02:26:35 PM
The dress she has on is very unflattering. just sayin'
Stacey and Clinton where are you!??!?!? :-)

At least Salma Heyak was posted as a palate cleanser  :rotf:
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: jtyangel on May 02, 2008, 02:50:10 PM
The dress she has on is very unflattering. just sayin'
Stacey and Clinton where are you!??!?!? :-)

At least Salma Heyak was posted as a palate cleanser  :rotf:


saved us CC girls from having to do it :uhsure: :-)
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 02, 2008, 03:19:34 PM
The dress she has on is very unflattering. just sayin'
She looks very boyish but I wouldn't call her fat.
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: BEG on May 02, 2008, 03:28:53 PM
(http://bp0.blogger.com/_fIureo-ovYc/SBp6DT2X4ZI/AAAAAAAAOQs/kp4jgwDB2Fs/s400/myqinny-img321x496-app024.jpg)

There is no way this is a DU chick.  DU chicks don't look like this.

That isn't a DU chick, they were using that picture as an example to show what type of shirt one of them should wear.
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: Servonaut on May 02, 2008, 03:37:39 PM
Wow looks like BCB has put on some weight.

Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 02, 2008, 07:12:43 PM
(http://bp0.blogger.com/_fIureo-ovYc/SBp6DT2X4ZI/AAAAAAAAOQs/kp4jgwDB2Fs/s400/myqinny-img321x496-app024.jpg)

There is no way this is a DU chick.  DU chicks don't look like this.

Why did "PassingFair must be Bondai's mole!" flash through my mind when I saw that one....

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: Dixie*Darling on May 02, 2008, 07:29:50 PM
Oh dear God! 
I just HAD to look!  Why oh why?   

EXTREMELY bad choice of clothing  ... and piercing  ... and hairstyle ... and just plain goofy looking!   

Damn, just damn!
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: LadyLiberty on May 02, 2008, 09:42:41 PM
She is just FUGLY, no doubt about it.  She doesn't look feminine in the least bit.

The poster who posted the picture of the cute girl to show her which shirt to wear underneath it missed the mark, because a shirt that dainty and feminine would be a lost cause on that 'woman.'

Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: BEG on May 02, 2008, 11:00:27 PM
She is just FUGLY, no doubt about it.  She doesn't look feminine in the least bit.

The poster who posted the picture of the cute girl to show her which shirt to wear underneath it missed the mark, because a shirt that dainty and feminine would be a lost cause on that 'woman.'



Don't you mean "womyn".
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: Chris_ on May 02, 2008, 11:14:35 PM
She is just FUGLY, no doubt about it.  She doesn't look feminine in the least bit.

The poster who posted the picture of the cute girl to show her which shirt to wear underneath it missed the mark, because a shirt that dainty and feminine would be a lost cause on that 'woman.'



Don't you mean "womyn".

get rid of all vowels all together, who needs them? ..... wmn
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: jtyangel on May 02, 2008, 11:30:43 PM
She is just FUGLY, no doubt about it.  She doesn't look feminine in the least bit.

The poster who posted the picture of the cute girl to show her which shirt to wear underneath it missed the mark, because a shirt that dainty and feminine would be a lost cause on that 'woman.'



Don't you mean "womyn".

get rid of all vowels all together, who needs them? ..... wmn

This is what a WMN nets you...from the Michigan womyns festival :o


http://bp1.blogger.com/_cEt5W17zdJM/RsG2_79LcyI/AAAAAAAAADA/0dOVDctjwMs/s1600-h/womyn+power%21.JPG

I think these gals belong in babe of the day--what says you fellas?  :-)
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: Dixie*Darling on May 02, 2008, 11:35:11 PM

This is what a WMN nets you...from the Michigan womyns festival :o


http://bp1.blogger.com/_cEt5W17zdJM/RsG2_79LcyI/AAAAAAAAADA/0dOVDctjwMs/s1600-h/womyn+power%21.JPG

I think these gals belong in babe of the day--what says you fellas?  :-)

I call FOUL!  Cruel and unusual punishment!  Egads!  Talk about fugly!  OMG!
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: stickyboot on May 02, 2008, 11:55:57 PM
:spork: :spork:

The thread is ridiculous; the pictures heinous.  Except you boys might like one of them.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7699615 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7699615)

All I see is an ugly dude, with tits, in a cheap dress.
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: Randy on May 03, 2008, 07:35:12 AM
I guess everyone missed this mole outting

Quote
dbaker41  (1000+ posts)
Thu May-01-08 05:48 PM

Response to Original message
27. This thread is useless without pics!
   
But, hey. I belong to the School of Wretched Excess, our motto, flaunt' em if you got 'em!! Set them puppies free!!

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Bake

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :-)
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 03, 2008, 09:25:08 AM
:spork: :spork:

The thread is ridiculous; the pictures heinous.  Except you boys might like one of them.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7699615 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7699615)

All I see is an ugly dude, with tits, in a cheap dress.

Why mock the handicapped, the poor thing was obviously born without a waist.

 :rotf:

She seriously needs to cut back on the chow-chow.
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: Chris_ on May 03, 2008, 09:30:57 AM
:spork: :spork:

The thread is ridiculous; the pictures heinous.  Except you boys might like one of them.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7699615 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7699615)

All I see is an ugly dude, with tits, in a cheap dress.

:rofl: 
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: Chris_ on May 03, 2008, 11:44:46 AM
I guess everyone missed this mole outting

Quote
dbaker41  (1000+ posts)
Thu May-01-08 05:48 PM

Response to Original message
27. This thread is useless without pics!
   
But, hey. I belong to the School of Wretched Excess, our motto, flaunt' em if you got 'em!! Set them puppies free!!

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Bake

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :-)

hahahahahaha!!!!!  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: CactusCarlos on May 03, 2008, 12:45:29 PM
I think these gals belong in babe of the day--what says you fellas?  :-)

I says you need an eye exam.

 :tongue:
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: jtyangel on May 03, 2008, 01:07:32 PM
I think these gals belong in babe of the day--what says you fellas?  :-)

I says you need an eye exam.

 :tongue:

No no...just teasin you boys...even though we know you all prefer the 'handsome' womyns.  :uhsure: :-)
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 03, 2008, 01:15:27 PM
She is just FUGLY, no doubt about it.  She doesn't look feminine in the least bit.

The poster who posted the picture of the cute girl to show her which shirt to wear underneath it missed the mark, because a shirt that dainty and feminine would be a lost cause on that 'woman.'



Don't you mean "womyn".

get rid of all vowels all together, who needs them? ..... wmn

This is what a WMN nets you...from the Michigan womyns festival :o


http://bp1.blogger.com/_cEt5W17zdJM/RsG2_79LcyI/AAAAAAAAADA/0dOVDctjwMs/s1600-h/womyn+power%21.JPG

I think these gals belong in babe of the day--what says you fellas?  :-)
Yep! Go into Ann Arbor any day of the weekend and that is what you will find...that and worse :whatever:
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: jtyangel on May 03, 2008, 01:23:34 PM
She is just FUGLY, no doubt about it.  She doesn't look feminine in the least bit.

The poster who posted the picture of the cute girl to show her which shirt to wear underneath it missed the mark, because a shirt that dainty and feminine would be a lost cause on that 'woman.'



Don't you mean "womyn".

get rid of all vowels all together, who needs them? ..... wmn

This is what a WMN nets you...from the Michigan womyns festival :o


http://bp1.blogger.com/_cEt5W17zdJM/RsG2_79LcyI/AAAAAAAAADA/0dOVDctjwMs/s1600-h/womyn+power%21.JPG

I think these gals belong in babe of the day--what says you fellas?  :-)
Yep! Go into Ann Arbor any day of the weekend and that is what you will find...that and worse :whatever:

worse? :o :o
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 03, 2008, 01:46:20 PM
She is just FUGLY, no doubt about it.  She doesn't look feminine in the least bit.

The poster who posted the picture of the cute girl to show her which shirt to wear underneath it missed the mark, because a shirt that dainty and feminine would be a lost cause on that 'woman.'



Don't you mean "womyn".

get rid of all vowels all together, who needs them? ..... wmn

This is what a WMN nets you...from the Michigan womyns festival :o


http://bp1.blogger.com/_cEt5W17zdJM/RsG2_79LcyI/AAAAAAAAADA/0dOVDctjwMs/s1600-h/womyn+power%21.JPG

I think these gals belong in babe of the day--what says you fellas?  :-)
Yep! Go into Ann Arbor any day of the weekend and that is what you will find...that and worse :whatever:

worse? :o :o
Oh hell yeah Jty! Those are just your garden variety flannel and doc martin wearing diesel dikes. The real freak show is at the Hash Bash they have in Ann Arbor every year along with the various gay parades that are held throughout the year when all of the pre-op trannies and the very flamboyant homos flit around for our amusement. Its actually pretty entertaining to just go there and people watch.They have all manner of left wing causes booths set up as well. I have alot of fun :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: CactusCarlos on May 03, 2008, 01:47:45 PM
No no...just teasin you boys...even though we know you all prefer the 'handsome' womyns.  :uhsure: :-)

Well at least post some that look like women - what you posted belongs in "Dude of the Day"  :uhsure:  :-)
 :lmao:



Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: jtyangel on May 03, 2008, 01:56:19 PM
No no...just teasin you boys...even though we know you all prefer the 'handsome' womyns.  :uhsure: :-)

Well at least post some that look like women - what you posted belongs in "Dude of the Day"  :uhsure:  :-)
 :lmao:







umm...no...you may not sully 'dude of the day'. Do you fellas really want to widdle away what little sex drive most women have left after a certain age by posting flannel and tongue jewelry as a dude?  :banghead: :banghead:




All the ladies of CC look like women...that should help :naughty: :-)
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: jtyangel on May 03, 2008, 02:01:17 PM
She is just FUGLY, no doubt about it.  She doesn't look feminine in the least bit.

The poster who posted the picture of the cute girl to show her which shirt to wear underneath it missed the mark, because a shirt that dainty and feminine would be a lost cause on that 'woman.'



Don't you mean "womyn".

get rid of all vowels all together, who needs them? ..... wmn

This is what a WMN nets you...from the Michigan womyns festival :o


http://bp1.blogger.com/_cEt5W17zdJM/RsG2_79LcyI/AAAAAAAAADA/0dOVDctjwMs/s1600-h/womyn+power%21.JPG

I think these gals belong in babe of the day--what says you fellas?  :-)
Yep! Go into Ann Arbor any day of the weekend and that is what you will find...that and worse :whatever:

worse? :o :o
Oh hell yeah Jty! Those are just your garden variety flannel and doc martin wearing diesel dikes. The real freak show is at the Hash Bash they have in Ann Arbor every year along with the various gay parades that are held throughout the year when all of the pre-op trannies and the very flamboyant homos flit around for our amusement. Its actually pretty entertaining to just go there and people watch.They have all manner of left wing causes booths set up as well. I have alot of fun :evillaugh:

Let me guess..."hash bash" is some tribute to pot? Aaaahhh...Michigan.  :uhsure:
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: Dixie*Darling on May 03, 2008, 06:20:26 PM
Oh hell yeah Jty! Those are just your garden variety flannel and doc martin wearing diesel dikes. The real freak show is at the Hash Bash they have in Ann Arbor every year along with the various gay parades that are held throughout the year when all of the pre-op trannies and the very flamboyant homos flit around for our amusement. Its actually pretty entertaining to just go there and people watch.They have all manner of left wing causes booths set up as well. I have alot of fun :evillaugh:

What great sport! 
It's a shame that taunting fags and dykes in not an Olympic event!
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 03, 2008, 06:24:14 PM
Oh hell yeah Jty! Those are just your garden variety flannel and doc martin wearing diesel dikes. The real freak show is at the Hash Bash they have in Ann Arbor every year along with the various gay parades that are held throughout the year when all of the pre-op trannies and the very flamboyant homos flit around for our amusement. Its actually pretty entertaining to just go there and people watch.They have all manner of left wing causes booths set up as well. I have alot of fun :evillaugh:

What great sport! 
It's a shame that taunting fags and dykes in not an Olympic event!
Nah! I don't taunt them Dixie,I just go for the street theater thay put on :-)
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 03, 2008, 06:31:58 PM
She is just FUGLY, no doubt about it.  She doesn't look feminine in the least bit.

The poster who posted the picture of the cute girl to show her which shirt to wear underneath it missed the mark, because a shirt that dainty and feminine would be a lost cause on that 'woman.'



Don't you mean "womyn".

get rid of all vowels all together, who needs them? ..... wmn

This is what a WMN nets you...from the Michigan womyns festival :o


http://bp1.blogger.com/_cEt5W17zdJM/RsG2_79LcyI/AAAAAAAAADA/0dOVDctjwMs/s1600-h/womyn+power%21.JPG

I think these gals belong in babe of the day--what says you fellas?  :-)
Yep! Go into Ann Arbor any day of the weekend and that is what you will find...that and worse :whatever:

worse? :o :o
Oh hell yeah Jty! Those are just your garden variety flannel and doc martin wearing diesel dikes. The real freak show is at the Hash Bash they have in Ann Arbor every year along with the various gay parades that are held throughout the year when all of the pre-op trannies and the very flamboyant homos flit around for our amusement. Its actually pretty entertaining to just go there and people watch.They have all manner of left wing causes booths set up as well. I have alot of fun :evillaugh:

Let me guess..."hash bash" is some tribute to pot? Aaaahhh...Michigan.  :uhsure:
Here is last years Pride festival it was actually in Ferndale{the gay haven of Michigan} :-)[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikhHNCCxVRQ&feature=related[/youtube]  :lmao:
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: jtyangel on May 03, 2008, 07:34:45 PM
Well thankfully he didn't try "I will survive" or "It's raining men" :whatever:

but I see someone is still stuck on looking like Pete Burns in a giant pair of a pantyhose.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: Baruch Menachem on May 03, 2008, 10:23:45 PM
It just looks wrong somehow.  Cleavage is not the issue.

It is the conjugal danger dress.  It adds tons to her figure.
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: stickyboot on May 07, 2008, 02:30:58 AM
The dress she has on is very unflattering. just sayin'
She looks very boyish but I wouldn't call her fat.

She looks uber-boyish, dumpy, and the dress is obviously cheap. If this a professional function, she needs to cover her tits, which aren't all that.
Title: Re: Since it is Friday, I give you...... a double SPORK alert
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 07, 2008, 03:49:04 AM
[quote  she needs to cover her tits, 
[/quote]

....and her tats ....and take out the lip stud ......and go to WAL-MART .....at least get a get a dress with more 'style' than that one.. ...and she'll still be as homely as the family milk cow. ....Utterly re-dick-q-less