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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris_ on May 01, 2008, 07:24:33 AM
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...very old poo...
Dinosaur Dung Sells At NYC Auction For Nearly $1,000
AP) A pile of dinosaur dung 130 million years old sold at a New York auction Wednesday for nearly $1,000.
The prehistoric deposit fetched $960, said a spokeswoman for Bonhams New York. Its pre-auction estimate was $450.
The fossilized dung is from the Jurassic era, the auction house said. It looks like a rock on the outside and a colorful mineral inside.
MORE POO (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/05/01/ap/strange/main4060959.shtml)
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I got rid of my thread lug...great minds and all that :evillaugh: Wait, this was a poo thread, maybe I should rethink that great minds thing. :lmao:
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Actually, it's no big deal, despite what it is.
A cow chip, for example, after having been out in the Nebraska sun for a summer, and then out in the Nebraska snow for a winter, looks like a piece of dried driftwood one finds on a sea-shore.
Some Nebraskans, but not franksolich who's a nice guy, get a great deal of merriment out of encouraging primitives from blue states, curious about what something is, to pick it up and examine it.
After about a year, it's harmless of course, sterile as a hospital operating room, but it's just not a nice thing to do, even to primitives from blue states.
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But DUmmies are accustomed to handling poo. They're always flinging it somewhere. :-)
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Actually, it's no big deal, despite what it is.
A cow chip, for example, after having been out in the Nebraska sun for a summer, and then out in the Nebraska snow for a winter, looks like a piece of dried driftwood one finds on a sea-shore.
Some Nebraskans, but not franksolich who's a nice guy, get a great deal of merriment out of encouraging primitives from blue states, curious about what something is, to pick it up and examine it.
After about a year, it's harmless of course, sterile as a hospital operating room, but it's just not a nice thing to do, even to primitives from blue states.
Oh I dunno Frank,They have no problem giving us shit :-) One good turn deserves another and all that :-)
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Actually, it's no big deal, despite what it is.
A cow chip, for example, after having been out in the Nebraska sun for a summer, and then out in the Nebraska snow for a winter, looks like a piece of dried driftwood one finds on a sea-shore.
Some Nebraskans, but not franksolich who's a nice guy, get a great deal of merriment out of encouraging primitives from blue states, curious about what something is, to pick it up and examine it.
After about a year, it's harmless of course, sterile as a hospital operating room, but it's just not a nice thing to do, even to primitives from blue states.
Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting. :-)
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Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting. :-)
Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.
Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.
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The technical word for petrified shit is "coprolite".
Just so you know.
I thought that was a rank in the air force. :-)
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The technical word for petrified shit is "coprolite".
Just so you know.
I thought that was a rank in the air force. :-)
H5 :rotf:
(there are no corporals in the Air Force. You musta been thinking Army or Marine Corps. :-) )
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The technical word for petrified shit is "coprolite".
Just so you know.
I thought that was a rank in the air force. :-)
H5 :rotf:
(there are no corporals in the Air Force. You musta been thinking Army or Marine Corps. :-) )
Non-com-poo? :lmao:
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Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting. :-)
Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.
Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.
Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo. :-)
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Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting. :-)
Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.
Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.
Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo. :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may. :uhsure:
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Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting. :-)
Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.
Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.
Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo. :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may. :uhsure:
I don't have to take this sh*t :uhsure:
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Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting. :-)
Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.
Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.
Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo. :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may. :uhsure:
I don't have to take this sh*t :uhsure:
You trying to start another apology thread? :-)
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You all wanna take a guess what a "Regurgitalith" is?
Obama's speech writer? :thatsright:
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Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting. :-)
Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.
Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.
Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo. :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may. :uhsure:
I don't have to take this sh*t :uhsure:
You trying to start another apology thread? :-)
I stepped in 'it', didn't I? :lmao:
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Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting. :-)
Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.
Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.
Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo. :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may. :uhsure:
I don't have to take this sh*t :uhsure:
You trying to start another apology thread? :-)
I stepped in 'it', didn't I? :lmao:
You should be more careful when you are out.standing.in.your.field. :-)
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Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting. :-)
Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.
Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.
Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo. :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may. :uhsure:
I don't have to take this sh*t :uhsure:
You trying to start another apology thread? :-)
I stepped in 'it', didn't I? :lmao:
You should be more careful when you are out.standing.in.your.field. :-)
Lug, I think we are scaring everyone away :thatsright: :lmao:
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Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting. :-)
Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.
Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.
Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo. :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may. :uhsure:
I don't have to take this sh*t :uhsure:
You trying to start another apology thread? :-)
I stepped in 'it', didn't I? :lmao:
You should be more careful when you are out.standing.in.your.field. :-)
Lug, I think we are scaring everyone away :thatsright: :lmao:
Nah, they've just moved upwind of this one. :-)
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Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting. :-)
Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.
Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.
Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo. :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may. :uhsure:
I don't have to take this sh*t :uhsure:
You trying to start another apology thread? :-)
I stepped in 'it', didn't I? :lmao:
You should be more careful when you are out.standing.in.your.field. :-)
Lug, I think we are scaring everyone away :thatsright: :lmao:
Nah, they've just moved upwind of this one. :-)
What do they think their sh*t doesn't stink? :censored: :evillaugh:
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Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting. :-)
Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.
Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.
Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo. :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may. :uhsure:
I don't have to take this sh*t :uhsure:
You trying to start another apology thread? :-)
I stepped in 'it', didn't I? :lmao:
You should be more careful when you are out.standing.in.your.field. :-)
Lug, I think we are scaring everyone away :thatsright: :lmao:
Nah, they've just moved upwind of this one. :-)
What do they think their sh*t doesn't stink? :censored: :evillaugh:
Nah, they're just not the effluent types. :-)
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Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting. :-)
Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.
Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.
Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo. :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may. :uhsure:
I don't have to take this sh*t :uhsure:
You trying to start another apology thread? :-)
Did someone need an apology? :-)
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Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting. :-)
Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.
Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.
Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo. :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may. :uhsure:
I don't have to take this sh*t :uhsure:
You trying to start another apology thread? :-)
Did someone need an apology? :-)
We gots plenty of sorry sh*t around here don't we?
:rotf:
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Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting. :-)
Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.
Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.
Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo. :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may. :uhsure:
I don't have to take this sh*t :uhsure:
You trying to start another apology thread? :-)
Did someone need an apology? :-)
You've got to be sh*tting me! :lmao:
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Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting. :-)
Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.
Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.
Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo. :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may. :uhsure:
I don't have to take this sh*t :uhsure:
You trying to start another apology thread? :-)
Did someone need an apology? :-)
You've got to be sh*tting me! :lmao:
Maybe everyone else has just gotten sick & turd of this. :-)
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Reminds myself to never trust Nebraskans who tell you to check out the ancient driftwood when visiting. :-)
Oh, but you can always trust franksolich, who wouldn't steer you wrong.
Remember, franksolich wouldn't even mislead a primitive about what something is.
Steer...interesting choice of words in a thread about poo. :-)
Just let the chips fall where they may. :uhsure:
I don't have to take this sh*t :uhsure:
You trying to start another apology thread? :-)
Did someone need an apology? :-)
You've got to be sh*tting me! :lmao:
Maybe everyone else has just gotten sick & turd of this. :-)
I apologize for your illness! :-)
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Don't laugh at the lowly dry cow chip. What with the rising cost of heating oil you may picking them up to burn in a heater and cook stove someday.
....and Frisbees were originally a redneck invention, patterned after a dried cow chip. If you don't believe me, pick up a dry cow chip and give it a fling.
Runs like hell before the "chips" start flying.
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You all wanna take a guess what a "Regurgitalith" is?
Petrified puke??
doc
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Don't laugh at the lowly dry cow chip. What with the rising cost of heating oil you may picking them up to burn in a heater and cook stove someday.
....and Frisbees were originally a redneck invention, patterned after a dried cow chip. If you don't believe me, pick up a dry cow chip and give it a fling.
On that, you are absolutely correct, sir, and I salute you.
Cow chips provided the inspiration for the invention of Frisbees.
Really.