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Title: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Bodadh on October 17, 2011, 10:39:28 PM
I just noticed that I got two slaps today. I know the hi 5/bitch slap means nothing but I do kind of wonder what I said to motivate some one enough to hit the slap button.


I am hated!!!!!1111 :bawl: Someone around here hates nerds!
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: thundley4 on October 17, 2011, 10:48:45 PM
Be prepared for more of them now.
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Bodadh on October 17, 2011, 10:56:10 PM
Be prepared for more of them now.

Yeah, I know more are on the way. But still I do get curious about who I might have offended.
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: NHSparky on October 17, 2011, 11:08:53 PM
Nobody.  Everybody.  Not like it matters now, does it?
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: thundley4 on October 17, 2011, 11:12:10 PM
Wow, it went from 7 to 10 pretty quickly.  :panic:
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Bodadh on October 17, 2011, 11:22:12 PM
Wow, it went from 7 to 10 pretty quickly.  :panic:
   Yep. That was expected out of fun. Might hit 100 depending on traffic.
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on October 18, 2011, 12:29:41 AM
You could get a BS just for waking up in the morning.  There is really no rhyme or reason to it.  Don't complain about it, because as you can see, you just rake them up faster.

I did not BS you for complaining.  Just a heads up since you're new-ish.
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Chris_ on October 18, 2011, 08:13:35 AM
The first rule of bitchslaps is you don't talk about bitchslaps.
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 18, 2011, 08:29:01 AM
The first rule of bitchslaps is you don't talk about bitchslaps.
Bitchslapped for saying that! See Bodadh? :-)
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Chris_ on October 18, 2011, 08:31:44 AM
Bitchslapped for being a Red Wings fan.
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: IassaFTots on October 18, 2011, 09:30:29 AM
Bitchslapped for saying that! See Bodadh? :-)

Bitchslapped for bitchslapping!

 :-)
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 18, 2011, 10:49:56 AM
Bitchslapped for being a Red Wings fan.
Bitchslapped for not being one! :hammer: :-)
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Chris_ on October 18, 2011, 10:53:10 AM
Bitchslapped for not being one! :hammer: :-)
Bitchslapped for living next to Canada.
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Karin on October 18, 2011, 11:00:36 AM
Bitchslapped for screwing up your own lunch.  Who can do that?   :hammer:
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Chris_ on October 18, 2011, 11:01:27 AM
:sad1:

Yeah, it was pretty lousy. :-)
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 18, 2011, 11:28:27 AM
Bitchslapped for bitchslapping!

 :-)
Bitchslapped for bitchslapping me for bitchslapping :-)
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 18, 2011, 11:33:25 AM
Boodah, the one thing you don't want to talk about around here is bitchslaps.  You will evoke Dutch, who will bitchslap you liberally.
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: IassaFTots on October 18, 2011, 11:56:41 AM
Boodah, the one thing you don't want to talk about around here is bitchslaps.  You will evoke Dutch, who will bitchslap you liberally.

Bitchslapped for mentioning Dutch.  Now we are all gonna get bitchslapped!

 :panic:
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Gina on October 18, 2011, 12:11:29 PM
Bitchslapped for mentioning Dutch.  Now we are all gonna get bitchslapped!

 :panic:


 :catfight:





I love everyone :-*
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: seahorse513 on October 18, 2011, 12:24:31 PM
wow, talk about a bitchslap fest........

I am gonna be good O-)
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: DefiantSix on October 18, 2011, 01:14:56 PM
wow, talk about a bitchslap fest........

I am gonna be good O-)

Bitchslapped for not going with the herd.
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 18, 2011, 01:49:15 PM

 :catfight:





I love everyone :-*

Gina, I won't :bitchslap: you.

:asssmack: OTOH, . . .  :naughty:
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Gina on October 18, 2011, 01:53:43 PM
Gina, I won't :bitchslap: you.

:asssmack: OTOH, . . .  :naughty:

 :shucks:  If you must
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 18, 2011, 02:28:00 PM
:shucks:  If you must

Sounds like an affirmative to me . . .  :-* :tongue:
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Gina on October 18, 2011, 02:31:48 PM
Sounds like an affirmative to me . . .  :-* :tongue:

 :drunksailor:  Aye Aye
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Erasmus on October 18, 2011, 03:21:36 PM
I went from 11 to 66 bitchslaps in less than 24 hours.  2 bitchslaps is just teasing me, lol.
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: seahorse513 on October 18, 2011, 04:04:32 PM
Bitchslapped for not going with the herd.
baaaaaaaaaaaaaah,baaaaaaaaaaaaah :sheep: :-)
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Duke Nukum on October 18, 2011, 05:53:07 PM
I see you learned how to earn bitch slaps.
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: NHSparky on October 18, 2011, 06:21:01 PM
I see you learned how to earn bitch slaps.

Bitchslapped for violating OPSEC.
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Chris_ on October 18, 2011, 06:28:18 PM
**** all y'all crackedy-assed crackas.
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: formerlurker on October 18, 2011, 07:11:24 PM
I just noticed that I got two slaps today. I know the hi 5/bitch slap means nothing but I do kind of wonder what I said to motivate some one enough to hit the slap button.


I am hated!!!!!1111 :bawl: Someone around here hates nerds!

BS for me not being able to BS you more than once in a single thread read.   

Only communists discuss karma counts.

Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Eupher on October 18, 2011, 07:25:15 PM
I love these kinda threads.  :-)

Bitchslaps around!!   :yahoo: 
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Chris_ on October 18, 2011, 07:26:13 PM
Bitchslapped for being late.
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Eupher on October 18, 2011, 07:27:57 PM
Bitchslapped for being late.

Yeah, I know. I hate it when that happens. I was in St. Louis all day. Didja miss me?  :rotf:
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Chris_ on October 18, 2011, 07:28:54 PM
Yeah, I know. I hate it when that happens. I was in St. Louis all day. Didja miss me?  :rotf:
No.

Actually, I noticed that dumbass-du-jour you were arguing with used the word 'Democratic' the other day.  He must be some kind of DUmmy plant.  Nobody talks like that if the word 'Democrat' is applicable.  I was kinda hoping you'd come back and poke him a couple times.
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Eupher on October 18, 2011, 07:31:49 PM
No.

Actually, I noticed that dumbass-du-jour you were arguing with used the word 'Democratic' the other day.  He must be some kind of DUmmy plant.  Nobody talks like that if the word 'Democrat' is applicable.  I was kinda hoping you'd come back and poke him a couple times.

Naw, I'm just here for the beer. And bitchslaps.
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: NHSparky on October 18, 2011, 07:40:36 PM
Naw, I'm just here for the beer. And bitchslaps.

Bitchslapped for forgetting boobies.
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Eupher on October 18, 2011, 07:42:06 PM
Bitchslapped for forgetting boobies.

Now we're cookin'....
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: NHSparky on October 18, 2011, 07:46:33 PM
Now we're cookin'....

No, SHE'S cookin.

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/demotivational-posters-cleavage.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on October 18, 2011, 07:47:10 PM
A thread about bitchslaps has turned into a boobie thread?
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: NHSparky on October 18, 2011, 07:48:25 PM
A thread about bitchslaps has turned into a boobie thread?

Bitchslapped for whining.

ALL threads can turn into boobie threads at any moment.  ALL THREADS.  Never forget that.
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on October 18, 2011, 07:50:04 PM
Bitchslapped for whining.

ALL threads can turn into boobie threads at any moment.  ALL THREADS.  Never forget that.

I wasn't whining.  Just asking a question.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: dutch508 on October 18, 2011, 08:06:03 PM
It's a bitchslap party, who could ask for more,
Girls all show your boobiez as you're walking through the door.
Don't go away if they're only Cs.
Don't be afraid, just show them, please...
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Eupher on October 18, 2011, 08:16:09 PM
It's a bitchslap party, who could ask for more,
Girls all show your boobiez as you're walking through the door.
Don't go away if they're only Cs.
Don't be afraid, just show them, please...


bitchslapped for gettin' poetic.

Though it's actually kinda good, coming from an ogre.

Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: IassaFTots on October 18, 2011, 09:16:54 PM
I went from 11 to 66 bitchslaps in less than 24 hours.  2 bitchslaps is just teasing me, lol.

 :rocker2:

Rockstar!!!!
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: NHSparky on October 18, 2011, 11:20:14 PM
It's a bitchslap party, who could ask for more,
Girls all show your boobiez as you're walking through the door.
Don't go away if they're only Cs.
Don't be afraid, just show them, please...


I'd bitchslap you for defiling Oingo Boingo, but you've got 666 bitchslaps as I post this.  Kinda fitting, really.
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: dutch508 on October 19, 2011, 05:44:28 PM
I'd bitchslap you for defiling Oingo Boingo, but you've got 666 bitchslaps as I post this.  Kinda fitting, really.

I'm naked in TeH basement (mom's) surfin DU.     
Waiting for CHinese porn to download.       
Goin to a party, all are virtual 'live'.           

Chorus
I was stuck on cheetoes                         
Stuck sitting in my seat.                         
I was masterbating last night with a sheep.
It's a Bitchslap Party,                             
Who could ask for more
All the girls must show their boobies coming through the door
Show your butt and boobies at the door . . .
(don't run away it's only me)

Webcam running with nowhere to go
Waiting on a bitchslap, bitchslap,
Waitin' for another bitchslap to arrive
Got to wait an hour. . . an hour . . .

Got my birthday suit and sliver bow tie,
DU's running another photo thread.
CaliPeg's got a bigger one that I,
For the Mental Picture alone I'd rather be dead . . .

Chorus

Don't run away it's only me
Don't be afraid of what you can't see
Don't run away it's only me . . .
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: seahorse513 on October 19, 2011, 08:28:20 PM
I asked a male friend today, why are men so into boobies?? He said it is emdedded in their brain since birth!!!

I'll say, not only since birth, but till death too!!!! :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: IassaFTots on October 19, 2011, 08:41:26 PM
I'm naked in TeH basement (mom's) surfin DU.     
Waiting for CHinese porn to download.       
Goin to a party, all are virtual 'live'.           

Chorus
I was stuck on cheetoes                         
Stuck sitting in my seat.                         
I was masterbating last night with a sheep.
It's a Bitchslap Party,                             
Who could ask for more
All the girls must show their boobies coming through the door
Show your butt and boobies at the door . . .
(don't run away it's only me)

Webcam running with nowhere to go
Waiting on a bitchslap, bitchslap,
Waitin' for another bitchslap to arrive
Got to wait an hour. . . an hour . . .

Got my birthday suit and sliver bow tie,
DU's running another photo thread.
CaliPeg's got a bigger one that I,
For the Mental Picture alone I'd rather be dead . . .

Chorus

Don't run away it's only me
Don't be afraid of what you can't see
Don't run away it's only me . . .

EARWORM!  DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

bs!   :-)
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Bodadh on October 19, 2011, 09:15:50 PM
FOUR PAGES OF PEOPLE BITCH SLAPPING EACH OTHER?!?!  :panic:

Dear God what have I done?!?!? :bawl:
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: DefiantSix on October 19, 2011, 09:19:25 PM
FOUR PAGES OF PEOPLE BITCH SLAPPING EACH OTHER?!?!  :panic:

Dear God what have I done?!?!? :bawl:

Bitchslapped for second guessing yourself!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: IassaFTots on October 19, 2011, 09:28:53 PM
FOUR PAGES OF PEOPLE BITCH SLAPPING EACH OTHER?!?!  :panic:

Dear God what have I done?!?!? :bawl:

Aw shucks!  We are just funnin.   O-)
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Eupher on October 20, 2011, 08:51:59 AM
Aw shucks!  We are just funnin.   O-)

Bitchslapped for pseudo-apologizin'.  :-)
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Bodadh on October 20, 2011, 02:09:36 PM
Sadly I am forced to do something I have never done before.



I'MA GONNA BITCH SLAP EVERY BODY WHO POSTED ON THIS THREAD!!!!!! :tongue:
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Bodadh on October 20, 2011, 02:16:51 PM
No, SHE'S cookin.

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/demotivational-posters-cleavage.jpg)

Ok that one gets a ^5 for GP. :o
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: IassaFTots on October 20, 2011, 02:34:44 PM
Bitchslapped for pseudo-apologizin'.  :-)

bitchslapped just because I wanted to.   :-)
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Eupher on October 20, 2011, 02:38:54 PM
bitchslapped just because I wanted to.   :-)

Suggestion -- save your bitchslaps for someone more deserving. We're being raided from the outside and we need to make sure that enough bitchslaps are levied to sink the little rowboat they came in on.
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Chris_ on October 20, 2011, 02:46:03 PM
Sadly I am forced to do something I have never done before.



I'MA GONNA BITCH SLAP EVERY BODY WHO POSTED ON THIS THREAD!!!!!! :tongue:
Slacker.
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Wineslob on October 20, 2011, 03:52:23 PM
:shucks:  If you must


Ooh the spankings will continue until moral improves????     :hyper:
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Bodadh on October 20, 2011, 05:18:38 PM
Suggestion -- save your bitchslaps for someone more deserving. We're being raided from the outside and we need to make sure that enough bitchslaps are levied to sink the little rowboat they came in on.

Jeebus! How did you get so many slaps?!? :o Please tell me you didn't get them all on this thread.
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Chris_ on October 20, 2011, 06:10:25 PM
FOUR PAGES OF PEOPLE BITCH SLAPPING EACH OTHER?!?!  :panic:

Dear God what have I done?!?!? :bawl:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFCM6TZgTMI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Bodadh on October 20, 2011, 06:13:35 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFCM6TZgTMI[/youtube]

That gets a hi 5
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: NHSparky on October 20, 2011, 06:18:50 PM
That gets a hi 5

Bitchslapped for giving out hi-5's in a bitchslap thread.
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: NHSparky on October 20, 2011, 06:22:46 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_psomRhMOQ[/youtube]

Yeah, you knew this was coming out at some point.
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Bodadh on October 20, 2011, 06:30:40 PM
Bitchslapped for giving out hi-5's in a bitchslap thread.

Lesson learned


BITCH SLAP! :naughty:
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on October 20, 2011, 07:58:39 PM
I'm going to make some cupcakes tonight.  I would share with you all, but SOMEONE has been going BS happy on me.  No cupcakes for you!  ;)
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Bodadh on October 20, 2011, 08:05:55 PM
I'm going to make some cupcakes tonight.  I would share with you all, but SOMEONE has been going BS happy on me.  No cupcakes for you!  ;)
  If you look at your count you will notice that I gave you a hi 5 in stead of a slap wen I went on my slapping spree today cause wuz nice to me and look pretty. Can I haz cup cake?
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: IassaFTots on October 20, 2011, 09:38:04 PM
Suggestion -- save your bitchslaps for someone more deserving. We're being raided from the outside and we need to make sure that enough bitchslaps are levied to sink the little rowboat they came in on.

Just following your sig line boo boo.  Perhaps you should update?   :-)
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on October 20, 2011, 09:54:21 PM
  If you look at your count you will notice that I gave you a hi 5 in stead of a slap wen I went on my slapping spree today cause wuz nice to me and look pretty. Can I haz cup cake?

Sure, if you live near Las Vegas/Henderson, you can come get some.
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Gina on October 21, 2011, 04:36:50 AM
 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I so picture this in this thread

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5ZOK5ia_A0&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Eupher on October 21, 2011, 06:36:32 AM
Jeebus! How did you get so many slaps?!? :o Please tell me you didn't get them all on this thread.

Check my sig line. The folks here are VERY accommodating...... ;)
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Eupher on October 21, 2011, 06:40:27 AM
Just following your sig line boo boo.  Perhaps you should update?   :-)

Not at all! Bitchslaps provide clarity, direction, and purpose in life. I just wanna have you dispense some of that to those rowboat guys!
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: IassaFTots on October 21, 2011, 08:12:48 AM
Not at all! Bitchslaps provide clarity, direction, and purpose in life. I just wanna have you dispense some of that to those rowboat guys!

Alrighty then!  Sorry, I am programmed to BS you in a BS thread.   :whatever:
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Eupher on October 21, 2011, 08:14:58 AM
Alrighty then!  Sorry, I am programmed to BS you in a BS thread.   :whatever:

Well, I do live for bitchslaps but I don't mind sharing the wealth.  :-)
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: seahorse513 on October 21, 2011, 06:47:43 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_psomRhMOQ[/youtube]

Yeah, you knew this was coming out at some point.
bs'd for putting the dumbest thing i have ever seen!!!
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: NHSparky on October 22, 2011, 10:53:01 AM
bs'd for putting the dumbest thing i have ever seen!!!

You've never seen a mirror?  BS right back atcha.
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on October 22, 2011, 12:54:00 PM
You've never seen a mirror?  BS right back atcha.

Ouch.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: seahorse513 on October 22, 2011, 07:18:10 PM
You've never seen a mirror?  BS right back atcha.

Hahahaha funny man.....
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: md11hydmec on October 23, 2011, 01:02:38 PM
hope I'm not late to the BS party  :-)
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Eupher on October 23, 2011, 01:03:59 PM
hope I'm not late to the BS party  :-)

Yes, you are late, so that brings about a ringing bitchslap in response.  :-)
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: md11hydmec on October 23, 2011, 03:52:28 PM
Yes!!!! :-)




edit because I can't spell(should BS myself for that)
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 23, 2011, 05:36:31 PM
(should BS myself for that)

Let me take care of that for ya!

(And a bareass spanking to Gina! :tongue: )
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Gina on October 24, 2011, 07:41:20 AM
My ears are burning  :panic:
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 24, 2011, 07:53:56 AM
My ears are burning  :panic:

It's not your ears I want to "inflame," milady . . .  :tongue: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: Gina on October 24, 2011, 08:27:22 AM
It's not your ears I want to "inflame," milady . . .  :tongue: :fuelfire:
:bolt:
Title: Re: Oh noes! I done got slapped!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 24, 2011, 08:37:24 AM
:bolt:

:asssmack: :lmao: :rotf: :tongue: