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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Bodadh on October 17, 2011, 10:39:28 PM
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I just noticed that I got two slaps today. I know the hi 5/bitch slap means nothing but I do kind of wonder what I said to motivate some one enough to hit the slap button.
I am hated!!!!!1111 :bawl: Someone around here hates nerds!
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Be prepared for more of them now.
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Be prepared for more of them now.
Yeah, I know more are on the way. But still I do get curious about who I might have offended.
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Nobody. Everybody. Not like it matters now, does it?
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Wow, it went from 7 to 10 pretty quickly. :panic:
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Wow, it went from 7 to 10 pretty quickly. :panic:
Yep. That was expected out of fun. Might hit 100 depending on traffic.
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You could get a BS just for waking up in the morning. There is really no rhyme or reason to it. Don't complain about it, because as you can see, you just rake them up faster.
I did not BS you for complaining. Just a heads up since you're new-ish.
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The first rule of bitchslaps is you don't talk about bitchslaps.
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The first rule of bitchslaps is you don't talk about bitchslaps.
Bitchslapped for saying that! See Bodadh? :-)
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Bitchslapped for being a Red Wings fan.
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Bitchslapped for saying that! See Bodadh? :-)
Bitchslapped for bitchslapping!
:-)
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Bitchslapped for being a Red Wings fan.
Bitchslapped for not being one! :hammer: :-)
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Bitchslapped for not being one! :hammer: :-)
Bitchslapped for living next to Canada.
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Bitchslapped for screwing up your own lunch. Who can do that? :hammer:
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:sad1:
Yeah, it was pretty lousy. :-)
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Bitchslapped for bitchslapping!
:-)
Bitchslapped for bitchslapping me for bitchslapping :-)
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Boodah, the one thing you don't want to talk about around here is bitchslaps. You will evoke Dutch, who will bitchslap you liberally.
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Boodah, the one thing you don't want to talk about around here is bitchslaps. You will evoke Dutch, who will bitchslap you liberally.
Bitchslapped for mentioning Dutch. Now we are all gonna get bitchslapped!
:panic:
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Bitchslapped for mentioning Dutch. Now we are all gonna get bitchslapped!
:panic:
:catfight:
I love everyone :-*
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wow, talk about a bitchslap fest........
I am gonna be good O-)
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wow, talk about a bitchslap fest........
I am gonna be good O-)
Bitchslapped for not going with the herd.
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:catfight:
I love everyone :-*
Gina, I won't :bitchslap: you.
:asssmack: OTOH, . . . :naughty:
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Gina, I won't :bitchslap: you.
:asssmack: OTOH, . . . :naughty:
:shucks: If you must
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:shucks: If you must
Sounds like an affirmative to me . . . :-* :tongue:
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Sounds like an affirmative to me . . . :-* :tongue:
:drunksailor: Aye Aye
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I went from 11 to 66 bitchslaps in less than 24 hours. 2 bitchslaps is just teasing me, lol.
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Bitchslapped for not going with the herd.
baaaaaaaaaaaaaah,baaaaaaaaaaaaah :sheep: :-)
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I see you learned how to earn bitch slaps.
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I see you learned how to earn bitch slaps.
Bitchslapped for violating OPSEC.
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**** all y'all crackedy-assed crackas.
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I just noticed that I got two slaps today. I know the hi 5/bitch slap means nothing but I do kind of wonder what I said to motivate some one enough to hit the slap button.
I am hated!!!!!1111 :bawl: Someone around here hates nerds!
BS for me not being able to BS you more than once in a single thread read.
Only communists discuss karma counts.
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I love these kinda threads. :-)
Bitchslaps around!! :yahoo:
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Bitchslapped for being late.
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Bitchslapped for being late.
Yeah, I know. I hate it when that happens. I was in St. Louis all day. Didja miss me? :rotf:
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Yeah, I know. I hate it when that happens. I was in St. Louis all day. Didja miss me? :rotf:
No.
Actually, I noticed that dumbass-du-jour you were arguing with used the word 'Democratic' the other day. He must be some kind of DUmmy plant. Nobody talks like that if the word 'Democrat' is applicable. I was kinda hoping you'd come back and poke him a couple times.
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No.
Actually, I noticed that dumbass-du-jour you were arguing with used the word 'Democratic' the other day. He must be some kind of DUmmy plant. Nobody talks like that if the word 'Democrat' is applicable. I was kinda hoping you'd come back and poke him a couple times.
Naw, I'm just here for the beer. And bitchslaps.
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Naw, I'm just here for the beer. And bitchslaps.
Bitchslapped for forgetting boobies.
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Bitchslapped for forgetting boobies.
Now we're cookin'....
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Now we're cookin'....
No, SHE'S cookin.
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/demotivational-posters-cleavage.jpg)
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A thread about bitchslaps has turned into a boobie thread?
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A thread about bitchslaps has turned into a boobie thread?
Bitchslapped for whining.
ALL threads can turn into boobie threads at any moment. ALL THREADS. Never forget that.
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Bitchslapped for whining.
ALL threads can turn into boobie threads at any moment. ALL THREADS. Never forget that.
I wasn't whining. Just asking a question. :rotf:
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It's a bitchslap party, who could ask for more,
Girls all show your boobiez as you're walking through the door.
Don't go away if they're only Cs.
Don't be afraid, just show them, please...
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It's a bitchslap party, who could ask for more,
Girls all show your boobiez as you're walking through the door.
Don't go away if they're only Cs.
Don't be afraid, just show them, please...
bitchslapped for gettin' poetic.
Though it's actually kinda good, coming from an ogre.
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I went from 11 to 66 bitchslaps in less than 24 hours. 2 bitchslaps is just teasing me, lol.
:rocker2:
Rockstar!!!!
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It's a bitchslap party, who could ask for more,
Girls all show your boobiez as you're walking through the door.
Don't go away if they're only Cs.
Don't be afraid, just show them, please...
I'd bitchslap you for defiling Oingo Boingo, but you've got 666 bitchslaps as I post this. Kinda fitting, really.
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I'd bitchslap you for defiling Oingo Boingo, but you've got 666 bitchslaps as I post this. Kinda fitting, really.
I'm naked in TeH basement (mom's) surfin DU.
Waiting for CHinese porn to download.
Goin to a party, all are virtual 'live'.
Chorus
I was stuck on cheetoes
Stuck sitting in my seat.
I was masterbating last night with a sheep.
It's a Bitchslap Party,
Who could ask for more
All the girls must show their boobies coming through the door
Show your butt and boobies at the door . . .
(don't run away it's only me)
Webcam running with nowhere to go
Waiting on a bitchslap, bitchslap,
Waitin' for another bitchslap to arrive
Got to wait an hour. . . an hour . . .
Got my birthday suit and sliver bow tie,
DU's running another photo thread.
CaliPeg's got a bigger one that I,
For the Mental Picture alone I'd rather be dead . . .
Chorus
Don't run away it's only me
Don't be afraid of what you can't see
Don't run away it's only me . . .
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I asked a male friend today, why are men so into boobies?? He said it is emdedded in their brain since birth!!!
I'll say, not only since birth, but till death too!!!! :rofl: :rofl:
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I'm naked in TeH basement (mom's) surfin DU.
Waiting for CHinese porn to download.
Goin to a party, all are virtual 'live'.
Chorus
I was stuck on cheetoes
Stuck sitting in my seat.
I was masterbating last night with a sheep.
It's a Bitchslap Party,
Who could ask for more
All the girls must show their boobies coming through the door
Show your butt and boobies at the door . . .
(don't run away it's only me)
Webcam running with nowhere to go
Waiting on a bitchslap, bitchslap,
Waitin' for another bitchslap to arrive
Got to wait an hour. . . an hour . . .
Got my birthday suit and sliver bow tie,
DU's running another photo thread.
CaliPeg's got a bigger one that I,
For the Mental Picture alone I'd rather be dead . . .
Chorus
Don't run away it's only me
Don't be afraid of what you can't see
Don't run away it's only me . . .
EARWORM! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
bs! :-)
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FOUR PAGES OF PEOPLE BITCH SLAPPING EACH OTHER?!?! :panic:
Dear God what have I done?!?!? :bawl:
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FOUR PAGES OF PEOPLE BITCH SLAPPING EACH OTHER?!?! :panic:
Dear God what have I done?!?!? :bawl:
Bitchslapped for second guessing yourself! :cheersmate:
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FOUR PAGES OF PEOPLE BITCH SLAPPING EACH OTHER?!?! :panic:
Dear God what have I done?!?!? :bawl:
Aw shucks! We are just funnin. O-)
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Aw shucks! We are just funnin. O-)
Bitchslapped for pseudo-apologizin'. :-)
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Sadly I am forced to do something I have never done before.
I'MA GONNA BITCH SLAP EVERY BODY WHO POSTED ON THIS THREAD!!!!!! :tongue:
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No, SHE'S cookin.
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/demotivational-posters-cleavage.jpg)
Ok that one gets a ^5 for GP. :o
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Bitchslapped for pseudo-apologizin'. :-)
bitchslapped just because I wanted to. :-)
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bitchslapped just because I wanted to. :-)
Suggestion -- save your bitchslaps for someone more deserving. We're being raided from the outside and we need to make sure that enough bitchslaps are levied to sink the little rowboat they came in on.
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Sadly I am forced to do something I have never done before.
I'MA GONNA BITCH SLAP EVERY BODY WHO POSTED ON THIS THREAD!!!!!! :tongue:
Slacker.
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:shucks: If you must
Ooh the spankings will continue until moral improves???? :hyper:
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Suggestion -- save your bitchslaps for someone more deserving. We're being raided from the outside and we need to make sure that enough bitchslaps are levied to sink the little rowboat they came in on.
Jeebus! How did you get so many slaps?!? :o Please tell me you didn't get them all on this thread.
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FOUR PAGES OF PEOPLE BITCH SLAPPING EACH OTHER?!?! :panic:
Dear God what have I done?!?!? :bawl:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFCM6TZgTMI[/youtube]
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFCM6TZgTMI[/youtube]
That gets a hi 5
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That gets a hi 5
Bitchslapped for giving out hi-5's in a bitchslap thread.
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_psomRhMOQ[/youtube]
Yeah, you knew this was coming out at some point.
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Bitchslapped for giving out hi-5's in a bitchslap thread.
Lesson learned
BITCH SLAP! :naughty:
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I'm going to make some cupcakes tonight. I would share with you all, but SOMEONE has been going BS happy on me. No cupcakes for you! ;)
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I'm going to make some cupcakes tonight. I would share with you all, but SOMEONE has been going BS happy on me. No cupcakes for you! ;)
If you look at your count you will notice that I gave you a hi 5 in stead of a slap wen I went on my slapping spree today cause wuz nice to me and look pretty. Can I haz cup cake?
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Suggestion -- save your bitchslaps for someone more deserving. We're being raided from the outside and we need to make sure that enough bitchslaps are levied to sink the little rowboat they came in on.
Just following your sig line boo boo. Perhaps you should update? :-)
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If you look at your count you will notice that I gave you a hi 5 in stead of a slap wen I went on my slapping spree today cause wuz nice to me and look pretty. Can I haz cup cake?
Sure, if you live near Las Vegas/Henderson, you can come get some.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
I so picture this in this thread
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5ZOK5ia_A0&feature=related[/youtube]
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Jeebus! How did you get so many slaps?!? :o Please tell me you didn't get them all on this thread.
Check my sig line. The folks here are VERY accommodating...... ;)
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Just following your sig line boo boo. Perhaps you should update? :-)
Not at all! Bitchslaps provide clarity, direction, and purpose in life. I just wanna have you dispense some of that to those rowboat guys!
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Not at all! Bitchslaps provide clarity, direction, and purpose in life. I just wanna have you dispense some of that to those rowboat guys!
Alrighty then! Sorry, I am programmed to BS you in a BS thread. :whatever:
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Alrighty then! Sorry, I am programmed to BS you in a BS thread. :whatever:
Well, I do live for bitchslaps but I don't mind sharing the wealth. :-)
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_psomRhMOQ[/youtube]
Yeah, you knew this was coming out at some point.
bs'd for putting the dumbest thing i have ever seen!!!
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bs'd for putting the dumbest thing i have ever seen!!!
You've never seen a mirror? BS right back atcha.
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You've never seen a mirror? BS right back atcha.
Ouch. :rotf:
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You've never seen a mirror? BS right back atcha.
Hahahaha funny man.....
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hope I'm not late to the BS party :-)
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hope I'm not late to the BS party :-)
Yes, you are late, so that brings about a ringing bitchslap in response. :-)
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Yes!!!! :-)
edit because I can't spell(should BS myself for that)
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(should BS myself for that)
Let me take care of that for ya!
(And a bareass spanking to Gina! :tongue: )
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My ears are burning :panic:
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My ears are burning :panic:
It's not your ears I want to "inflame," milady . . . :tongue: :fuelfire:
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It's not your ears I want to "inflame," milady . . . :tongue: :fuelfire:
:bolt:
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:bolt:
:asssmack: :lmao: :rotf: :tongue: