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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: formerlurker on October 09, 2011, 06:07:50 PM
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bluestateguy (1000+ posts) Fri Oct-07-11 10:01 PM
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Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
I guess I could see that, given that the wedding day can be a busy day for everyone involved, and indeed the bride and groom.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/micah-fitzermanblue/how-t...
Now for the visual you all have been waiting for....
wait for it....
wait for it....
CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Sat Oct-08-11 01:56 AM
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8. Not true for us!
We had plenty of sex that night, the next day......you get my drift...
We were ready.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9799107#9799255
No need to thank me. I continue to be a giver. :-)
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There aren't enough BS's out there to get you for that one!
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CalPeg, the imagery . . . . :thatsright:
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Sat Oct-08-11 01:56 AM
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8. Not true for us!
We had plenty of sex that night, the next day......you get my drift...
I don't see that as suggestive at all.
Just consider...if you were locked in a hotel room with the CalPig, how much would be "plenty"?
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I don't see that as suggestive at all.
Just consider...if you were locked in a hotel room with the CalPig, how much would be "plenty"?
None!
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That wasn't what I expected.
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I don't see that as suggestive at all.
Just consider...if you were locked in a hotel room with the CalPig, how much would be "plenty"?
Consider too, would it be "Good n Plenty", like the licorice candy loved by Choo Choo Charlie?
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We didn't, we were so exhausted from the day before and the rehearsal dinner and getting last minute things ready then getting up early on our wedding day and just going the whole day, we hit the hotel room and were out in like 5 minutes.
Maybe Peg did it a lot because she was from a time where people were virgins?
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Eww Eww Eww....
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Come to think about it...maybe the batteries were dead. :whistling:
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He still gets a BS for giving us that image
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Do we know if Calpig is really a woman? It looks like something about of bosom buddies.
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I've consummated numerous wedding nights, one of them my own.
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Did she marry before or after her sex change?
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I've consummated numerous wedding nights, one of them my own.
I was going to say the same thing. :-)
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No need to thank me. I continue to be a giver. :-)
BS from me also... now where is the mind bleach??
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Sat Oct-08-11 01:56 AM
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8. Not true for us!
That just reminded me of the ending of a limerick, set in beautiful downtown Khartoum.
They spent all the night
In a terrible fight,
Over who would do what
And to whom.
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I simply can't understand how this would be of interest to anyone. Besides aren't they the ones always saying to keep out of their bedrooms?
Cindie
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That just reminded me of the ending of a limerick, set in beautiful downtown Khartoum.
They spent all the night
In a terrible fight,
Over who would do what
And to whom.
:lol:
E. Lear, I have one of his lithographs Smithsonian mag. 1981 has the painting on its cover.
Limerick ----- Wedding night of a Gay and a Lesbian. [22]
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DUmmie wedding sex: The day after the wedding, DUmmie male gets postcard from his new bride, "Having a wonderful time, glad you aren't here."
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We didn't have sex on our wedding night. He actually left during the reception to go home and work on his motorcycle. Our wedding was just a formality :lmao:
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<--- passed out :thatsright:
didnt get to use the jacuzzi :banghead:
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Nine months after my wedding, I got a reminder of the wedding night :tongue:
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BS from me also... now where is the mind bleach??
Add one from me. There's even an emoticon for it: :bitchslap:
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Nine months after my wedding, I got a reminder of the wedding night :tongue:
Tripped over dog, fell in bath tub, cracked 3 ribs, bumped head, hubby thought I was dead. [16]
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Well, I had sex on my wedding night.
Both of them. :-)
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My wife and I were too tired . . . plus, I wanted to see Game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals, to see Ray Borque hoist the Cup. :whistling: :o :-)
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Considering that neither one of us were hampered by THC or other mind altering drugs (besides the complementary bottle of champagne) unlike the drug addled DUmmies we had no problems that night. :-)
Of course we had a courthouse wedding followed by a trip to PSD to get me on his page 2 then off to a night at a nice hotel.
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Definitely not true, Hell, why would I have wanted to stop for the wedding night?
:???:
:naughty:
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The fact that I don't recall is pretty much indicative of the reason I am no longer married. :whatever:
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Wedding night sex? Of course! Why should that be different from any other night for me? My husband is a machine.
:sarcasm:
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Wedding night sex? Of course! Why should that be different from any other night for me? My husband is a machine.
:sarcasm:
You don't sound happy. :-)
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The fact that I don't recall is pretty much indicative of the reason I am no longer married. :whatever:
"Was it meh for you, too?"
:rofl:
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bluestateguy
Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
It depends upon what the meaning of the word "is" is.
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Reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield.
He said on his wedding night he told his bride he wanted to have sex.
She said, "Okay, I'll leave the room and give you some privacy."
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"Was it meh for you, too?"
:rofl:
I don't recall. :panic:
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You don't sound happy. :-)
I had to quickly think of something to say to get rid of the visual of CalPig having sex. Ewwwww!