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Title: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: formerlurker on October 09, 2011, 06:07:50 PM

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bluestateguy (1000+ posts)             Fri Oct-07-11 10:01 PM
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Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
   

 
I guess I could see that, given that the wedding day can be a busy day for everyone involved, and indeed the bride and groom.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/micah-fitzermanblue/how-t...

Now for the visual you all have been waiting for....














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CaliforniaPeggy   (1000+ posts)             Sat Oct-08-11 01:56 AM
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8. Not true for us!   
   
We had plenty of sex that night, the next day......you get my drift...

We were ready.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9799107#9799255



No need to thank me.  I continue to be a giver.   :-)


Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: Skul on October 09, 2011, 06:10:26 PM
There aren't enough BS's out there to get you for that one!
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: Tess Anderson on October 09, 2011, 06:11:36 PM
CalPeg, the imagery . . . .  :thatsright:
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 09, 2011, 06:21:58 PM
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CaliforniaPeggy   (1000+ posts)             Sat Oct-08-11 01:56 AM
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8. Not true for us!   
   
We had plenty of sex that night, the next day......you get my drift...
I don't see that as suggestive at all.

Just consider...if you were locked in a hotel room with the CalPig, how much would be "plenty"?
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: VivisMom on October 09, 2011, 06:26:27 PM
I don't see that as suggestive at all.

Just consider...if you were locked in a hotel room with the CalPig, how much would be "plenty"?

None!
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: compaqxp on October 09, 2011, 06:31:13 PM
That wasn't what I expected.
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: zeitgeist on October 09, 2011, 06:31:42 PM
I don't see that as suggestive at all.

Just consider...if you were locked in a hotel room with the CalPig, how much would be "plenty"?

Consider too, would it be "Good n Plenty", like the licorice candy loved by Choo Choo Charlie?
 
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: Ballygrl on October 09, 2011, 06:35:30 PM
We didn't, we were so exhausted from the day before and the rehearsal dinner and getting last minute things ready then getting up early on our wedding day and just going the whole day, we hit the hotel room and were out in like 5 minutes.

Maybe Peg did it a lot because she was from a time where people were virgins?
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: DixieBelle on October 09, 2011, 06:43:58 PM
Eww Eww Eww....
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: Skul on October 09, 2011, 07:19:32 PM
Come to think about it...maybe the batteries were dead. :whistling:
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: Airwolf on October 09, 2011, 07:26:50 PM
He still gets a BS for giving us that image
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: CC27 on October 09, 2011, 07:32:05 PM
Do we know if Calpig is really a woman? It looks like something about of bosom buddies.
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: jukin on October 09, 2011, 07:32:41 PM
I've consummated numerous wedding nights, one of them my own.
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: FlaGator on October 09, 2011, 07:47:20 PM
Did she marry before or after her sex change?
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: Freeper on October 09, 2011, 08:17:03 PM
I've consummated numerous wedding nights, one of them my own.

I was going to say the same thing.  :-)
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: Mike B the Cajun on October 09, 2011, 09:13:38 PM



No need to thank me.  I continue to be a giver.   :-)




BS from me also... now where is the mind bleach??
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 09, 2011, 10:00:29 PM
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CaliforniaPeggy   (1000+ posts)             Sat Oct-08-11 01:56 AM
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8. Not true for us!

That just reminded me of the ending of a limerick, set in beautiful downtown Khartoum.

They spent all the night
In a terrible fight,
Over who would do what
And to whom.
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: delilahmused on October 10, 2011, 04:27:40 AM
I simply can't understand how this would be of interest to anyone. Besides aren't they the ones always saying to keep out of their bedrooms?

Cindie
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: vesta111 on October 10, 2011, 06:07:43 AM

That just reminded me of the ending of a limerick, set in beautiful downtown Khartoum.

They spent all the night
In a terrible fight,
Over who would do what
And to whom.
                             :lol:
E. Lear, I have one of his lithographs Smithsonian mag. 1981 has the painting on its cover.
Limerick   -----        Wedding night of a Gay and a Lesbian. [22]
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 10, 2011, 06:26:33 AM
DUmmie wedding sex: The day after the wedding, DUmmie male gets postcard from his new bride, "Having a wonderful time, glad you aren't here."
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: Gina on October 10, 2011, 06:43:33 AM
We didn't have sex on our wedding night.  He actually left during the reception to go home and work on his motorcycle.  Our wedding was just a formality  :lmao:
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: Rugnuts on October 10, 2011, 07:12:36 AM
<--- passed out :thatsright:
didnt get to use the jacuzzi :banghead:
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: VivisMom on October 10, 2011, 07:22:46 AM
Nine months after my wedding, I got a reminder of the wedding night  :tongue:
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 10, 2011, 08:24:37 AM
BS from me also... now where is the mind bleach??

Add one from me.  There's even an emoticon for it: :bitchslap:
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: vesta111 on October 10, 2011, 08:25:26 AM
Nine months after my wedding, I got a reminder of the wedding night  :tongue:

Tripped over dog, fell in bath tub, cracked 3 ribs, bumped head, hubby thought I was dead. [16]
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: diesel driver on October 10, 2011, 08:30:33 AM
Well, I had sex on my wedding night.

Both of them.   :-)
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 10, 2011, 08:59:40 AM
My wife and I were too tired . . . plus, I wanted to see Game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals, to see Ray Borque hoist the Cup. :whistling: :o :-)
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: AprilRazz on October 10, 2011, 01:17:18 PM
Considering that neither one of us were hampered by THC or other mind altering drugs (besides the complementary bottle of champagne) unlike the drug addled DUmmies we had no problems that night.  :-)

Of course we had a courthouse wedding followed by a trip to PSD to get me on his page 2 then off to a night at a nice hotel.
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 10, 2011, 01:18:23 PM
Definitely not true, Hell, why would I have wanted to stop for the wedding night?

 :???:

 :naughty:
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: IassaFTots on October 10, 2011, 01:24:34 PM
The fact that I don't recall is pretty much indicative of the reason I am no longer married.   :whatever:
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: Traveshamockery on October 10, 2011, 03:25:28 PM
Wedding night sex?  Of course!  Why should that be different from any other night for me?  My husband is a machine. 

 :sarcasm:



Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: Chris_ on October 10, 2011, 03:39:51 PM
Wedding night sex?  Of course!  Why should that be different from any other night for me?  My husband is a machine. 

 :sarcasm:
You don't sound happy. :-)
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 10, 2011, 06:11:08 PM
The fact that I don't recall is pretty much indicative of the reason I am no longer married.   :whatever:

"Was it meh for you, too?"

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: USA4ME on October 10, 2011, 06:19:17 PM
Quote from:
bluestateguy

Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!

It depends upon what the meaning of the word "is" is.

Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 10, 2011, 06:21:26 PM
Reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield.

He said on his wedding night he told his bride he wanted to have sex.

She said, "Okay, I'll leave the room and give you some privacy."
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: IassaFTots on October 10, 2011, 07:05:32 PM
"Was it meh for you, too?"

 :rofl:

I don't recall.   :panic:
Title: Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
Post by: Traveshamockery on October 10, 2011, 09:08:06 PM
You don't sound happy. :-)


I had to quickly think of something to say to get rid of the visual of CalPig having sex.  Ewwwww!