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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: thundley4 on October 06, 2011, 09:30:21 AM

Title: Sarcasm, Humor? DUmmies don't get it.
Post by: thundley4 on October 06, 2011, 09:30:21 AM
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Enrique   (1000+ posts)             Thu Oct-06-11 08:22 AM
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OWS has officially gone too far
   
Edited on Thu Oct-06-11 08:38 AM by Enrique
http://mediamatters.org/research/201110030017

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Doocy Complains Boston Protesters Got "Between Me And A Steak Dinner." On the October 3 edition of Fox News' Fox & Friends, co-host Steve Doocy complained that a Boston branch of the Wall Street protests got "between me and a steak dinner."

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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2065646

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Gidney N Cloyd   (1000+ posts)           Thu Oct-06-11 08:24 AM
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2. How do you even begin to explain irony to these d-bags?

Ever hear of sarcasm or being snarky?  Most of the posters express the wish for something that would result in the guys death.  I don't really like Doocy either.
Title: Re: Sarcasm, Humor? DUmmies don't get it.
Post by: Karin on October 06, 2011, 09:42:28 AM
I like Doocy just fine.  What's not to like?

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deutsey (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-06-11 08:23 AM
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1. They should have let him have his steak dinner
 Perhaps he would've choked on it.

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HughBeaumont  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-06-11 08:25 AM
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5. Should have given him a STAKE dinner. 
 Fitting for the vampire class.   

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mmonk  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-06-11 08:32 AM
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8. Would a fist sandwich suffice?

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Generic Other  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-06-11 09:30 AM
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16. 5 million ways to kill a ceo
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQthFDpYCys


THEY HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED BABY!
 

What violent people. 
Title: Re: Sarcasm, Humor? DUmmies don't get it.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 06, 2011, 09:49:33 AM
I don't really like Doocy either.

His son's got some talent, and Gretchen Carlson makes me forget about either of them.
Title: Re: Sarcasm, Humor? DUmmies don't get it.
Post by: Aristotelian on October 06, 2011, 09:58:40 AM
There's so much pent-up anger in there - they always witter on about how their calm and rational in their views, but wave a little humour in their faces and they become nothing more than snarling animals.

By contrast, the right is chilled enough to laugh at itself.
Title: Re: Sarcasm, Humor? DUmmies don't get it.
Post by: jukin on October 06, 2011, 10:53:34 AM
Sarcasm takes a certain level of intelligence that DUmmys just do not possess.

More proof of "If you think you are smart, you probably are not."
Title: Re: Sarcasm, Humor? DUmmies don't get it.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 06, 2011, 11:27:14 AM
Yes, they have all the good cheer and joviality of a Marat.
Title: Re: Sarcasm, Humor? DUmmies don't get it.
Post by: Carl on October 06, 2011, 12:09:22 PM
All you have to do is read the DUmp and it becomes clear why leftism always leads to violence and tyranny.
Title: Re: Sarcasm, Humor? DUmmies don't get it.
Post by: shadeaux on October 06, 2011, 12:15:50 PM
Jealousy is such an ugly DUmmy trait.    Right Hugh ?    :loser:

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HughBeaumont  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-06-11 08:25 AM

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5. Should have given him a STAKE dinner. 
 Fitting for the vampire class.   


Title: Re: Sarcasm, Humor? DUmmies don't get it.
Post by: Chris_ on October 06, 2011, 12:30:57 PM
:thatsright: They're terrible when they try to be funny.

HE SAID STAKE DINNER LOL AMIRITE GUYZ! 

DUmbass.
Title: Re: Sarcasm, Humor? DUmmies don't get it.
Post by: Wineslob on October 06, 2011, 12:37:30 PM
It's  (.)(.)  not (...)


DUmbasses can't even get tits right.     :thatsright:
Title: Re: Sarcasm, Humor? DUmmies don't get it.
Post by: MoshMasterD on October 06, 2011, 12:45:55 PM
The violent comments only proves Andrew Breitbart right.  They talk a good game, but never follows through.
Title: Re: Sarcasm, Humor? DUmmies don't get it.
Post by: dutch508 on October 06, 2011, 12:47:11 PM
It's  (.)(.)  not (...)


DUmbasses can't even get tits right.     :thatsright:


(o)(o)
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(  v  )

Yeah, baby...
Title: Re: Sarcasm, Humor? DUmmies don't get it.
Post by: Rebel on October 06, 2011, 01:19:09 PM

(o)(o)
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(  v  )

Yeah, baby...

http://www.roysac.com/asciinudes/default.asp
Title: Re: Sarcasm, Humor? DUmmies don't get it.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 06, 2011, 02:25:57 PM

(o)(o)
 )    (
(  v  )

Yeah, baby...

I see that Dutch is on the prowl for young . . . "co-eds working their way through college" again. :tongue: :lmao: :rotf: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Sarcasm, Humor? DUmmies don't get it.
Post by: Wineslob on October 06, 2011, 04:01:31 PM
I see that Dutch is on the prowl for young . . . "co-eds working their way through college" again. :tongue: :lmao: :rotf: :fuelfire:


I know a place where he can find a whole bunch of them........... :whistling: