raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Aug-04-11 09:54 AM
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Has anyone here ever attempted reincarnation?
I used to think, since I had a lousy childhood, man, in my next life I'm gonna get it right. I'm going to be born
into a nice, loving, well-to-do family...
Thing is, odds are you're far more likely to be born into some desperately poor third world family. Matter of numbers.
(Disclaimer: Just saying, I believe this life is all we have.)
Zephie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Aug-04-11 10:28 AM
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1. I'm hoping I can be a bird next time around
bikebloke (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Aug-04-11 11:15 AM
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7. I did in my previous life.
Considering what shitty parents I had in this one, I won't try it again.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9751254
Lay off of the drugs.
Hopefully a Duck. In season.
It will most likely turn silly, but had to post it. Just when you think you've ran across them all, another one pops up.
Odds are, DUmmy, that you're going to be a gerbil next time around. Karma's a b!ich. :hyper:With one of those GBLT's (whatever they are) as an owner.
Zephie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Aug-04-11 10:28 AMI'm hoping that you're a rabbit next time, and when you pop your head out of your hole and find yourself in front of Ptarmigan's house, guess what happens next...
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1. I'm hoping I can be a bird next time around
Well they could try it now and see if they come back.
Cindie
Odds are, DUmmy, that you're going to be a gerbil next time around. Karma's a b!ich. :hyper:
Statistically speaking, you'll spend eons being reincarnated as one insect after another.
This thread has FlippyDoo written all over it !!
I am sending out healing white light to summon our heroic fictional spirit guide as I type this !
It has some sort of doo on it. More like DooDoo.
Skimmer has to be embarrassed at these kind of posts.
I tried to reincarnate but the instructions said I have to die. Darn it.
Now I have to wait for old age to take me before I can be an eagle and kill little bunnies and ptarmigans and other cure and fluffy things...like puppies.
DUmmies will be in trouble when they reincarnate...for all the drugs and hate and sins they will have to spend several lifetimes as nuns just to make up for it all.
It has some sort of doo on it. More like DooDoo.
Skimmer has to be embarrassed at these kind of posts.
I tried to reincarnate but the instructions said I have to die. Darn it.
Now I have to wait for old age to take me before I can be an eagle and kill little bunnies and ptarmigans and other cure and fluffy things...like puppies.
DUmmies will be in trouble when they reincarnate...for all the drugs and hate and sins they will have to spend several lifetimes as nuns just to make up for it all.
Zephie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Thu Aug-04-11 10:28 AMHey Zephie,......here's your bird = :bird:
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1. I'm hoping I can be a bird next time around
I have it on good authority that active DU members are reincarnated as muslim women.>snort< :rotf:
And Here is Randall's less famous but equally amusing take on Washington spending.
Speaking of, here is Randall's famous Honey Badger video --
Courtesy of http://www.reincarnationstation.com with highlights of some of the answers filled out as if I were your typical scheming, lying, conniving primitive:Aww, crap.
Generally speaking, what type of person do you consider yourself?
I'm an awful person. I hurt others intentionally, and I enjoy doing so.
Generally speaking, what type of person do others consider you?
Most people dislike me, but I don't care.
You find someone physically attractive. Which of the following statements is most accurate?
I'll approach someone, and if I'm rejected, I'll insult them, and walk away. I want the upper hand.
You create something that you're very proud of, but everyone tells you that your creation sucks. Which of the following statements is the most accurate?
I listen to what they have to say, and then I tell them to go to hell. I don't need their negative attitudes.
You see a mentally handicapped person. What is the first thought that pops into your mind?
Ding, fries are done!
You borrow something from friend. Which of the following statements is most accurate?
I keep what I borrowed as long as I can, hoping my friend forgets about it. When I'm asked to return it, I claim I never had it.
You have two $1 bills. A friend asks you to borrow $2. What do you do?
I give my friend nothing. After all, I only have $2.
(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s233/ignitethefire65/rat.jpg)
Looks like you primitives can look forward to a lateral move.
Ding, fries are done!
That website that Battlehymn linked to has me coming back a bear. I'm "not perfect" but "better than most." Sounds about right.A lion. I lied on some answers, but I'm honest in admitting that.
Mama Grizzly right here! :-)
A Zebra
Only 23% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.
Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life.
A ****ing penguin?
GOBUCKS is going to have BSS for dinner!!!!Yeah, I guess it's either that or a nun, and chowing down on sister would probably mess up my next go round.
That website that Battlehymn linked to has me coming back a bear. I'm "not perfect" but "better than most." Sounds about right.
Mama Grizzly right here! :-)
Don't we all reincarnate with our DNA ?????
Past life regression is interesting, why do some of us have some talent that has to be " inherited" from a past family member. Genes make body replication but do not explain
Why do some children insist they remember things that they were never exposed to and know things beyond their years????
Very interesting subject, the hair raising feel that one has been here before or seen this place in a dream, the fact that one can bond instantly with a stranger, love at first sight.
Is there a Gene for past memory's or a Gene that makes our personality's?????
Damn good question, curious if cloning will instill the say training of the parent so the cloned remembers how to do certain tasks that the parent had to be trained to do.?????
So much to learn, so little time.
Is there a Gene for past memory's or a Gene that makes our personality's?????Is there a gene for apostrophe's in plural's? Why isn't there one in "make's"?