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Title: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 21, 2011, 12:55:34 PM
Horse with no Brain ran across a funny bumpersticker idea on the innertube, and decided to make it a bouncy. She
continues to weep for our country, as she inspects dicks in her Texas single-wide:
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Horse with no Name  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jul-21-11 01:48 PM
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Disgusting bumpersticker a sign of ridiculous stupidity
"Save the Wells"...with a disgusting picture of a whale with an oil derrick on top of its blow hole.

It was an old beat up pickup truck--with a guy that didn't look like he an extra two nickels to rub together...pleading for MORE welfare for the wealthiest industry in the world. These are the morans that live in my neck of the woods and why I am fearful for this country.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1539450
I have never in my life put a bumpersticker on my vehicle. If I ever do, this is one I'll consider.


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nessa (126 posts)      Thu Jul-21-11 01:52 PM
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2. I've seen wealthy oil folks driving old beat up pickups and ...
looking they didn't have two nickels to rub together, he may not be in the demographic you think he's in.

Sue Ellen Ewing had the first Mercedes station wagon I ever saw.
 

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RKP5637  (1000+ posts)      Thu Jul-21-11 01:52 PM
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3. Yep, they're all over the country, uneducated, ignorant and easily
manipulated, the stuff failing countries are made of ... I too am fearful for the future of this country. The country, as a whole, is mentally unbalanced IMO.

 
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: Skul on July 21, 2011, 01:00:58 PM
I wonder if the nameless jackass even considered that saving the wells, would create a job that the guy could apply for?
Probably not. :banghead:
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: franksolich on July 21, 2011, 01:08:55 PM
I wonder if the nameless jackass even considered that saving the wells, would create a job that the guy could apply for?

Probably not. :banghead:

You know, sir, Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, the High Priestess of Moloch to the primitives, has made a second career on Skins's island whining about the good and decent people of Texas.

She's obviously miserable there; so then, why doesn't she move to a blue area where she'll be happier?
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: Rebel on July 21, 2011, 01:40:50 PM
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RKP5637  (1000+ posts)      Thu Jul-21-11 01:52 PM

3. Yep, they're all over the country, uneducated, ignorant and easily
manipulated, the stuff failing countries are made of ... I too am fearful for the future of this country. The country, as a whole, is mentally unbalanced IMO.

If we're the uneducated, the mentally unbalanced,the ignorant, and the easily manipulated, why is it that it's you idiots always demanding the government take from others to give to you? Why are we the ones saying we don't NEED the f'n government doing 3/4s of the shit they're doing any more than we need a nanny to wipe our asses? Why is it every time I read one of you idiots posts it's nothing but screams about the government needing to do this, that, and everything else you worthless ****ers can't do on your own? 
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: NHSparky on July 21, 2011, 01:53:33 PM
Look at the thread I posted yesterday, where the 2010 state-by-state household incomes are listed.

Look at which ones tended to have the biggest declines, and which ones had the largest increases.  Notice a trend, DUmmies?

And as far as the "wealthiest industry in the world"?  How about government?  They take in TRILLIONS, and don't do shit.  And as far as profit margin goes, how about your beloved banks?
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: jukin on July 21, 2011, 01:55:46 PM
I'd put that on my old beat up truck that can do 1/4s in the 9 second range.

Also this one:
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: Ballygrl on July 21, 2011, 02:24:25 PM
I googled "Save the Wells" bumperstickers and the only thing that came up were "Save the Whales" bumperstickers.
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: Rebel on July 21, 2011, 02:26:30 PM
I googled "Save the Wells" bumperstickers and the only thing that came up were "Save the Whales" bumperstickers.

Could it be? Another made up bumper sticker to garner street cred with the Progs?

Noooooooooo, couldn't be!  :-)
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: Ballygrl on July 21, 2011, 02:31:23 PM
Could it be? Another made up bumper sticker to garner street cred with the Progs?

Noooooooooo, couldn't be!  :-)

It's the 1st thing I thought when nothing came up LOL. You know darn well that if there's a bumpersticker out there like that it would show up in google.
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: Rebel on July 21, 2011, 02:38:30 PM
It's the 1st thing I thought when nothing came up LOL. You know darn well that if there's a bumpersticker out there like that it would show up in google.

Do you remember what the other bumper sticker was? Happened a few months back. It was something that no damn conservative would ever put on their vehicle, and the idiot DUmmie ran with it. I guess he didn't think anyone else had google.
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 21, 2011, 02:38:54 PM
It's the 1st thing I thought when nothing came up LOL. You know darn well that if there's a bumpersticker out there like that it would show up in google.
And it would be a top seller.
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: thundley4 on July 21, 2011, 03:19:56 PM
It's the 1st thing I thought when nothing came up LOL. You know darn well that if there's a bumpersticker out there like that it would show up in google.


Sticker paper is cheap and it wouldn't be hard to print a few.  :hyper:
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 21, 2011, 03:36:53 PM
If we're the uneducated, the mentally unbalanced,the ignorant, and the easily manipulated, why is it that it's you idiots always demanding the government take from others to give to you? Why are we the ones saying we don't NEED the f'n government doing 3/4s of the shit they're doing any more than we need a nanny to wipe our asses? Why is it every time I read one of you idiots posts it's nothing but screams about the government needing to do this, that, and everything else you worthless ****ers can't do on your own? 

I would also add: if we're so easily manipulated why can't DU manipulate us into becoming liberals like them?
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: Tucker on July 21, 2011, 03:56:22 PM
Up until the 08 elections, I had never had a bumper sticker on any vehicle I owned. After obama was elected, I kinda put one on. I went to one of those magnetic sign makers and bought a 18"X18" plain magnet. I ordered a "Palin"  sticker, put it on the magnet, trimmed the magnet down to size of the sticker then put it on my truck. Easy on, easy off.

Surprising that living in SE MI, no one has taken it.
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: Rebel on July 21, 2011, 03:57:38 PM
Up until the 08 elections, I had never had a bumper sticker on any vehicle I owned. After obama was elected, I kinda put one on. I went to one of those magnetic sign makers and bought a 18"X18" plain magnet. I ordered a "Palin"  sticker, put it on the magnet, trimmed the magnet down to size of the sticker then put it on my truck. Easy on, easy off.

That's what I did to mine. I bought magnetic vent covers and cut'em to fit my bumper stickers. Stopped using them years ago though.
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: ChuckJ on July 21, 2011, 06:20:21 PM
The only bumper sticker I've ever placed on one of my vehicles was a Bush/Quayle sticker before the 88 elections. I only did that because the guy down the road from the house was a strong Dukakis supporter with stickers every where. I think that's also the only time I've ever put a sign in the yard.

But speaking of bumper stickers...

So I was in town today and saw a guy in souped up four wheel drive Ford with a gun rack in the back glass and a "liberals: useless as tits on a boar hog" bumper sticker.
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: Chris_ on July 21, 2011, 06:56:52 PM
The only bumper sticker I've ever placed on one of my vehicles was a Bush/Quayle sticker before the 88 elections. I only did that because the guy down the road from the house was a strong Dukakis supporter with stickers every where. I think that's also the only time I've ever put a sign in the
Never had a bumper sticker on any vehicle, but I'm looking for an '84 Reagan/Bush sticker for my 1983 Datsun.
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: Skul on July 21, 2011, 07:36:17 PM
So....
I was at Walmart the other day with my eight thousand pound Hummer X4000.
After pushing several Ford and Chevy pickups out of the way, I had a parking spot.
A long-haired hippy freak whines up with his paint deteriorated Prius and proceeds to screech like a harpie.
I punched his face, and he began to cry.
His wife gets out of the whiney car, and I punch her, too, and make her cry.
Everyone in the parking lot smiles, and politely applauds.
It's all true, trust me. :naughty:
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: diesel driver on July 21, 2011, 07:52:25 PM
I've only had one bumper sticker on any vehicle I've owned, and it's on my 1988 F-250 Diesel.

"He Who Dies With The Most Toys - STILL DIES!"
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: Traveshamockery on July 21, 2011, 08:13:58 PM
My husband has a great bumper sticker on his truck:


(http://i1127.photobucket.com/albums/l631/emjwarner/10000291-01-00-00-00_sm.png)
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: ExGeeEye on July 21, 2011, 08:58:17 PM
Never had a bumper sticker on any vehicle, but I'm looking for an '84 Reagan/Bush sticker for my 1983 Datsun.

Like this one?
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0PDoX2X2ChOYAEA5dmjzbkF/SIG=14528oso8/EXP=1311328535/**http%3a//www.loriferber.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s/c/scan0035_2.jpg)
Say da magic woid and you can have a reproduction for five bucks.
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: Chris_ on July 21, 2011, 08:59:18 PM
I haven't defaced my vehicle yet.  I'll let you know when I do, but that looks promising.
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: BattleHymn on July 21, 2011, 09:06:20 PM
Never had a bumper sticker on any vehicle, but I'm looking for an '84 Reagan/Bush sticker for my 1983 Datsun.

I can't help you there.  But, if you are in the market for about half a dozen Carter Mondale stickers (green on white), I found some at the local flea market.  Just let me know.    :popcorn: 
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: Chris_ on July 21, 2011, 09:07:51 PM
I can't help you there.  But, if you are in the market for about half a dozen Carter Mondale stickers (green on white), I found some at the local flea market.  Just let me know.    :popcorn: 
I'm sorry you felt compelled to go down that road.  May God have mercy on your soul.

Which poor DUmmy did you buy them from?
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: Tucker on July 21, 2011, 09:28:11 PM
Never had a bumper sticker on any vehicle, but I'm looking for an '84 Reagan/Bush sticker for my 1983 Datsun.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Reagan-Bush-84-Original-Bumper-Sticker-/380350954049?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item588eaefa41

http://cgi.ebay.com/Reagan-Bush-1984-Bumper-Stickers-Lot-5-/180698346247?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2a1275f307
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: Tucker on July 21, 2011, 09:30:55 PM
I can't help you there.  But, if you are in the market for about half a dozen Carter Mondale stickers (green on white), I found some at the local flea market.  Just let me know.    :popcorn: 

I'd buy those and sell them to the DUmmies. They could tell lies and say they got them from ole Jimmah himself.
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: Skul on July 21, 2011, 11:38:50 PM
I haven't defaced my vehicle yet.  I'll let you know when I do, but that looks promising.

Be thankful I don't know where you live. :lmao:
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 22, 2011, 04:28:40 AM
In the runup to the '04 election, I put one on my Saturn that said, "Kerry Edwards 04--When you're as full of shit as these guys, you need two Johns."
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: NHSparky on July 22, 2011, 08:14:05 AM
Never had a bumper sticker on any vehicle, but I'm looking for an '84 Reagan/Bush sticker for my 1983 Datsun.

Ask and ye shall receive:

LINKY (http://www.cafepress.com/+Reagan-Bush-'84+bumper-stickers?cmp=knc--g--us--pol--bsm--search-b--Reagan+Bush+'84_bumper+sticker&pid=3607873&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=Google&utm_campaign=Politics+BSM+-+US&utm_content=search-b&utm_term=Reagan+Bush+'84-bumper+sticker&gclid=CJes-YuElaoCFcTD7QoddVW8yQ)
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: thelaughingman on July 22, 2011, 04:01:20 PM
I googled "Save the Wells" bumperstickers and the only thing that came up were "Save the Whales" bumperstickers.

I didn't even get that.  I suspect the bumpersticker only exists between the DUmmy's ears.
Title: Re: Horse With No Brain Tells A Bumpersticker Bouncy
Post by: Tucker on July 22, 2011, 04:15:35 PM
I didn't even get that.  I suspect the bumpersticker only exists between the DUmmy's ears.

There's a lot of available space for rent.