So....
I was at Walmart the other day with my eight thousand pound Hummer X4000.
After pushing several Ford and Chevy pickups out of the way, I had a parking spot.
A long-haired hippy freak whines up with his paint deteriorated Prius and proceeds to screech like a harpie.
I punched his face, and he began to cry.
His wife gets out of the whiney car, and I punch her, too, and make her cry.
Everyone in the parking lot smiles, and politely applauds.
It's all true, trust me.
