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Title: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: Freeper on July 04, 2011, 06:11:44 PM
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stlsaxman Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon Jul-04-11 03:55 PM
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oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Declaration...
   
Of Independence...

http://www.ushistory.org/declaration/signers/carroll.ht...

suck on THAT, Teabaggers.

:patriot:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1413599

And Ronald Reagan JR is a DUmmy so what is your point?

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Octafish Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon Jul-04-11 03:58 PM
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2. Good on ya, stlsaxman!   Updated at 3:45 PM
   
The right has no monopoly on patriotism.

Yet it's the right who is trying to preserve the Republic that was set up by our founding fathers.

Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: Chris_ on July 04, 2011, 06:13:43 PM
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stlsaxman Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon Jul-04-11 03:55 PM
Original message
oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Declaration...
   
Of Independence...

http://www.ushistory.org/...ration/signers/carroll.ht...

suck on THAT, Teabaggers.

:patriot:

Breeding is no account for intelligence.
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 04, 2011, 06:19:10 PM
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stlsaxman Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon Jul-04-11 03:55 PM
Original message
oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Declaration...
   
Of Independence...

http://www.ushistory.org/...ration/signers/carroll.ht...

suck on THAT, Teabaggers.

:patriot:
I don't understand the connection, DUmmy. What are we supposed to be upset about? That you share genetics with a greater man?

If you were so proud of your heritage, why did you not NAME this famous individual?
hence why I'm calling you out as a liar.

Please understand Tea Party members will not writhe in agony knowing some lesser DUmmy had a greater sire.
We already knew you are not as good as the men who risked everything for liberty.

Nice try. Better luck next time, hippy.
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: FreeBorn on July 04, 2011, 06:20:37 PM
Big friggin' deal. I once had a beer in Memphis with Elvis' mailman so bite me.  :naughty:
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: VivisMom on July 04, 2011, 06:25:55 PM
And I'm related to Richard H. Lee and Samuel Mudd. Your point, DUmmie?
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: LC EFA on July 04, 2011, 06:32:05 PM
If this were actually true - They'd be rolling in their grave at the sight of your stupid socialist ass.
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 04, 2011, 06:52:25 PM
I'm a direct descendant of Adam.
The downside of that is it means I'm also a distant relative of the DUmmy who started this thread.
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: thelaughingman on July 04, 2011, 09:02:58 PM
To stlsaxman:

#1 - I doubt it.

#2 - Even if you are, so what?

#3 - If you were the descendant of an ax murderer, what then?

#4 - Shove off, twit.
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: dandi on July 04, 2011, 09:10:41 PM
If that FF had known what fruit that particular branch of the family tree would produce, he would've probably kept it in his pants.
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: Evil_Conservative on July 04, 2011, 09:19:52 PM
I live down the road from Wayne Newton.
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: Firechild on July 04, 2011, 09:37:28 PM
He's probably was a distant cousin to the donkey they owned.
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: Vagabond on July 04, 2011, 09:46:20 PM
I'm a desendant of John Calhoun and John Adams.  That and $5.00 will buy me some over roasted bitter tasting coffee at Starbucks.
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: ReaganForRushmore on July 04, 2011, 09:57:29 PM
If that FF had known what fruit that particular branch of the family tree would produce, he would've probably kept it in his pants.

To quote Sheriff Buford T Justice, the Founding Father would say "There is no way that you are the fruit of my loins!"
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: miskie on July 04, 2011, 10:22:29 PM
So ? You are also the direct descendant of a carnivorous ape.... Do I think that when you aren't masturbating you are picking bugs off your brood and eating them ? Well, I do, but that has nothing to do with your genetic lineage, it has to do with the fact that you devolved into a DUmmy. 
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 04, 2011, 11:09:42 PM
BFD, I'm a direct descendant of the guy who invented the the bow and arrow.  Of course, so is everyone else.

Glory, stlsaxman, derives from what YOU have done, not the acts of a remote ancestor.  And I think we all know what the answer to that is, don't we?
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 04, 2011, 11:27:58 PM
BFD, I'm a direct descendant of the guy who invented the the bow and arrow.  Of course, so is everyone else.
You're probably right. He and the rest of his family would have killed everyone else.
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: Skul on July 05, 2011, 12:09:12 AM
The twit is most likely a lying POS.
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: Mike B the Cajun on July 05, 2011, 07:17:57 AM
The twit is most likely a lying POS.


Fixt, tyvm
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: dandi on July 05, 2011, 08:10:03 AM
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stlsaxman Donating Member (1000+ posts)    Mon Jul-04-11 03:55 PM
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oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Declaration...
   
Of Independence...

http://www.ushistory.org/...ration/signers/carroll.ht...

suck on THAT, Teabaggers.

Well, whoopity-damn, DUmbass, and Jesus is my homeboy.

 :whatever:

Anyone know who this chode-gurgler is referring to?  His linky appears to be about as useful as him.
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: Tucker on July 05, 2011, 08:47:09 AM
I started reading this yesterday. Before I finished his OP, I said no way. Didn't read anymore.

Just another liar.
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: USA4ME on July 05, 2011, 09:02:48 AM
Quote from:
stlsaxman

oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Declaration Of Independence...

http://www.ushistory.org/...ration/signers/carroll.ht...

suck on THAT, Teabaggers.

:patriot:

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Springer9
 
5. So a descendant of a slave owner who later in life served as president of the Auxiliary State Colonization Society of Maryland, the Maryland branch of the American Colonization Society, an organization dedicated to returning black Americans to lead free lives in African states such as Liberia.

You might want to keep that quiet in certain company, if you know what I mean.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Carroll_of_Carroll...

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stlsaxman

20. ah- playing "the sins of the father" card... parade shit much?

Hold on.  You were trying to ride this person's name to patriotism, so if you're going to hop on board then you might as well take the whole ride.

Typical primitive, always wanting to accept only the good while ignoring or trying to explain away the bad.

.
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 05, 2011, 09:42:13 AM
You're probably right. He and the rest of his family would have killed everyone else.

Hell, yeah!  ...and then screwed all the women.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 05, 2011, 10:27:57 AM
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stlsaxman Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon Jul-04-11 03:55 PM
Original message
oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Declaration...
  
Of Independence...

http://www.ushistory.org/...ration/signers/carroll.ht...

suck on THAT, Teabaggers.

:patriot:

So what you're saying is you're personally morally culpable for slavery, native American genocide, planet and people destroying capitalism and global imperialism?</du>
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: AprilRazz on July 05, 2011, 11:01:02 AM
Oh yea? Well I shook William Shatner's hand once. :tongue:
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 05, 2011, 11:04:50 AM
Oh yea? Well I shook William Shatner's hand once.
I saw Slim Whitman in the Atlanta airport.
Oh, oh, oh, and I also sat next to Marlin Fitzwater at another airport someplace.
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: Karin on July 05, 2011, 11:53:29 AM
Yeah, well my ex sold Audis to: David Letterman, Ron Howard, and Karen Black.  He said Letterman's girlfriend was fugly and Karen Black was super nice.
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: thundley4 on July 05, 2011, 11:59:51 AM
I met and shook hands with Dwayne Andreas in the 90's. Yeah, not many people know him, but he is well known here and in DC.
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 05, 2011, 12:41:31 PM
That's nothing. I met Big Chuck Schodowski at his summer house on Kelleys Island.
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 05, 2011, 12:43:20 PM
Hey, I once had a casual chat with Cap Weinberger, when he was SECDEF.  I don't think I'll ever top that one.
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 05, 2011, 12:49:15 PM
Hey, I once had a casual chat with Cap Weinberger, when he was SECDEF.  I don't think I'll ever top that one.
Doesn't count unless you held a shotgun on him.
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: delilahmused on July 05, 2011, 12:51:37 PM
And the women in my family have been DAR members for decades...so what? Why the hell would this person's lineage be an insult to anyone...except founder who's probably rolling over in his grave.

Cindie
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 05, 2011, 01:20:31 PM
Doesn't count unless you held a shotgun on him.

Well, we were in a DUAC blind with shotguns ourselves, hunting for wascally SEAL Ranger Force Recon posers, so I guess that's only 'Close.'
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: AprilRazz on July 05, 2011, 01:29:28 PM
I met and shook hands with Dwayne Andreas in the 90's. Yeah, not many people know him, but he is well known here and in DC.
My old boss dated Goldie Hawn in high school and took her to their prom. :naughty:

I had to call  :bs: then he showed me the photo. :rotf:
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: FlaGator on July 05, 2011, 01:49:00 PM
I'm a direct descendant of Adam.
The downside of that is it means I'm also a distant relative of the DUmmy who started this thread.

Actually his distant relatives climbed out of the primordial ooze. Just ask him.
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 05, 2011, 01:49:46 PM
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stlsaxman Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon Jul-04-11 03:55 PM
Original message
oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Declaration...
  
Of Independence...

http://www.ushistory.org/...ration/signers/carroll.ht...

suck on THAT, Teabaggers.

:patriot:

On the contrary--all the DUmb**** does is prove that mutations happen in all living beings.
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on July 05, 2011, 02:13:11 PM


Fixt, tyvm

Who cares? Do you know how many "direct descendants" there are of 50-odd men who lived more than two centuries ago?  And the DUmbass wants to be treated like royalty?
Title: Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
Post by: Freeper on July 05, 2011, 04:46:37 PM
Hold on.  You were trying to ride this person's name to patriotism, so if you're going to hop on board then you might as well take the whole ride.

Typical primitive, always wanting to accept only the good while ignoring or trying to explain away the bad.

.

That is too good.  :lmao: