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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Splashdown on May 19, 2011, 11:45:38 AM
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I KNEW IT!!!!!!
I'm ready.
Never Fear – CDC is Ready
Get a Kit, Make a Plan, Be Prepared
If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine). It’s likely that an investigation of this scenario would seek to accomplish several goals: determine the cause of the illness, the source of the infection/virus/toxin, learn how it is transmitted and how readily it is spread, how to break the cycle of transmission and thus prevent further cases, and how patients can best be treated. Not only would scientists be working to identify the cause and cure of the zombie outbreak, but CDC and other federal agencies would send medical teams and first responders to help those in affected areas (I will be volunteering the young nameless disease detectives for the field work).
CDC link (http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp)
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(I will be volunteering the young nameless disease detectives for the field work).
I recommend we make them wear red shirts.
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I suggest that they start at the house painted white, and then continue to the Halls of Congress.
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Typical liberals
No mention of which guns and chainsaws are best for defense.
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this have anything to do with the end of the world??? which is 2 days away
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If you see it coming, fly to Hawaii. Thats where the US govt moved it capitol in World War Z.
Otherwise an apocalypse will be rough. any one with a boat will have taken it away from shore. The coasts will be swarming with the hungry dead (cause that where all the food/people are). Once they run out of food, the dead will head inland.
If I have to walk...I'm headed to the Alaskan panhandle. There I will make a raft and head out to one of the thousands of islands. I will fish and farm for a living.
BUT. Understand priorities. First thing is rescue the gals at Hooters. They will be grateful and lines like, "Hey we're saving humanity!" will actually work...
Of course I also understand Karma. I'll have my 20 gals all safe on an island...and they will ALL be mad at me at the same time...Where will you find a florist in a zombie apocalypse?
sigh.
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I'll have my 20 gals all safe on an island...and they will ALL be mad at me at the same time...Where will you find a florist in a zombie apocalypse?
Just wait until their "cycles" sync. You'll be praying to be eaten... :-)
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Just wait until their "cycles" sync. You'll be praying to be eaten... :-)
Being a girl, I shoulda probably BS'd you for that, but...it's been a long day, and you made me :lmao: so, you get a Hi5!
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Damn zombies better not ruin my weekend. I got shit to do.
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Damn zombies better not ruin my weekend. I got shit to do.
Me too. When the Rapture happens Saturday, I have a Triumph Sprint to find and steal.
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Me too. When the Rapture happens Saturday, I have a Triumph Sprint to find and steal.
This is a brilliant idea on how to inform the youth of how to survive a disaster.
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This is a brilliant idea on how to inform the youth of how to survive a disaster.
Or they could just read 'The Stand'.
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In the event of a Zombie Apocalypse I'll just go north. Seeing as Zombies are dead they produce no heat and will freeze solid in cold temperatures.
I think my plan is ok.. :)
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This is a brilliant idea on how to inform the youth of how to survive a disaster.
That would imply I care to "inform the youth on how to survive a disaster." But I really don't so, meh...
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So how much of my tax dollars did that pile of useless garbage cost?
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8FhcOHXa-M[/youtube]
It is coming. THEY...are...coming!!1!11!
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well i see we made it. but the day is early
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well i see we made it. but the day is early
Didn't that old swindler of a so called Prophet also say yesterday was just the start of the 5 months of horror to come and the actual rapture would start in Oct.????? How long does a Rapture last earth time, 1 minute, 1 day, one month or 1000 years??? Will this be an only Jews event or can Christians and Buddhists come along for the ride??????
If this poor old man is correct, don't laugh yet, I will bet my favorite dog that for the next 5 months somewhere in the world there will be earthquakes, wars, some kind of natural disaster and man made foolishness going on every day.
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Didn't that old swindler of a so called Prophet also say yesterday was just the start of the 5 months of horror to come and the actual rapture would start in Oct.????? How long does a Rapture last earth time, 1 minute, 1 day, one month or 1000 years??? Will this be an only Jews event or can Christians and Buddhists come along for the ride??????
If this poor old man is correct, don't laugh yet, I will bet my favorite dog that for the next 5 months somewhere in the world there will be earthquakes, wars, some kind of natural disaster and man made foolishness going on every day.
no I didn't hear about that. I think the rapture is scheduled for every month this year. :-)
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The senile old guy is holed up good, and tight now, but I just saw a report. He says he can't figure out how he got his calculations wrong, but there will be a rapture sometime in this year of 2011!111! He is SURE of it!1!
:whatever:
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How long does a Rapture last earth time, 1 minute, 1 day, one month or 1000 years???
24 business hours . . . :tongue: :fuelfire:
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and no forwarding address
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In the event of a Zombie Apocalypse I'll just go north. Seeing as Zombies are dead they produce no heat and will freeze solid in cold temperatures.
I think my plan is ok.. :)
You better read World War Z before you finalize your travel plans.
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Cold weather preserves a zombie...they can last for 100's of years way up north.