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Title: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: CactusCarlos on April 17, 2008, 12:26:42 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

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Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest.
They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly.

And they say sexual intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk.

Australian researchers questioned over 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer and 1,250 who had not about their sexual habits.

They found those who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop the cancer.
The protective effect was greatest while the men were in their 20s.

Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life.

Fluid

Previous research has suggested that a high number of sexual partners or a high level of sexual activity increased a man's risk of developing prostate cancer by up to 40%.

But the Australian researchers who carried out this study suggest the early work missed the protective effect of ejaculation because it focussed on sexual intercourse, with its associated risk of STIs.

Graham Giles, of the Cancer Council Victoria in Melbourne, who led the research team, told New Scientist: "Had we been able to remove ejaculations associated with sexual intercourse, there should have been an even stronger protective effect of ejaculations."

The researchers suggest that ejaculating may prevent carcinogens accumulating in the prostate gland.

The prostate provides a fluid into semen during ejaculation that activates sperm and prevents them sticking together.

The fluid has high concentrations of substances including potassium, zinc, fructose and citric acid, which are drawn from the bloodstream.

But animal studies have shown carcinogens such as 3-methylchloranthrene, found in cigarette smoke, are also concentrated in the prostate.

'Flushing out'

Dr Giles said fewer ejaculations may mean the carcinogens build up.

"It's a prostatic stagnation hypothesis. The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around and damage the cells that line them."

A similar connection has been found between breast cancer and breastfeeding, where lactating appeared to "flush out" carcinogens, reduce a woman's risk of the disease, New Scientist reports.

Another theory put forward by the researchers is that ejaculation may induce prostate glands to mature fully, making them less susceptible to carcinogens.

Dr Chris Hiley, head of policy and research at the UK's Prostate Cancer Charity, told BBC News Online: "This is a plausible theory."

She added: "In the same way the human papillomavirus has been linked to cervical cancer, there is a suggestion that bits of prostate cancer may be related to a sexually transmitted infection earlier in life."

Anthony Smith, deputy director of the Australian Research Centre in Sex, Health and Society at La Trobe University in Melbourne, said the research could affect the kind of lifestyle advice doctors give to patients.

"Masturbation is part of people's sexual repertoire.

"If these findings hold up, then it's perfectly reasonable that men should be encouraged to masturbate," he said.
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 17, 2008, 12:42:57 PM
....uh......Does the ones from 13 to 21 count? :uhsure:
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Lord Undies on April 17, 2008, 01:00:43 PM
Well, if it will prevent cancer.......I'll be right back.
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Lord Undies on April 17, 2008, 01:01:10 PM
ok, I'm back.
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: DixieBelle on April 17, 2008, 01:06:04 PM
And in related news, Male posters at the DUmp report an extraordinary low rate of cancer. :-)  :rotf: :uhsure:
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: BEG on April 17, 2008, 01:43:12 PM
And in related news, Male posters at the DUmp report an extraordinary low rate of cancer. :-)  :rotf: :uhsure:

He he.... :-)
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Chris_ on April 17, 2008, 01:55:09 PM
BOTD, here I come... (pun intended)
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Chris_ on April 17, 2008, 01:56:20 PM
ok, I'm back.

Mrs. Undies is going to be really jealous you had spent twice as much time on yourself...
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Lord Undies on April 17, 2008, 03:08:48 PM
ok, I'm back.

Mrs. Undies is going to be really jealous you had spent twice as much time on yourself...

She's gone to Shreveport to gamble.  She gets her jollies.  I get mine.
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Miss Mia on April 17, 2008, 04:53:38 PM
And in related news, Male posters at the DUmp report an extraordinary low rate of cancer. :-)  :rotf: :uhsure:

 :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Airwolf on April 17, 2008, 05:01:34 PM
Damn and they said I would go blind.
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on April 17, 2008, 05:55:50 PM
I think The Mack will go on a cancer prevention bender this weekend.
 :hyper: :hyper:
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 17, 2008, 06:16:22 PM
Damn and they said I would go blind.

Just stop when you have trouble reading.  Of course, there are always stronger glasses available.

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: asdf2231 on April 17, 2008, 07:34:11 PM
Whoo HOO!

I'm a health FANATIC!!

;)

Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Rebel on April 17, 2008, 07:46:20 PM
Man, I'm gonna live for, like, forever! :rocker2:
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Chris_ on April 17, 2008, 08:06:47 PM
Don't mind me... I'm just practicing healthy living....

(http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/images/smilies/sex5.gif)  :bolt:
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Lord Undies on April 17, 2008, 08:10:06 PM
Don't mind me... I'm just practicing healthy living....

(http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/images/smilies/sex5.gif)  :bolt:

Not so healthy.  It looks like a case of crabs to me.  A terrible yeast infection at the least.
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Chris_ on April 17, 2008, 08:10:42 PM
Don't mind me... I'm just practicing healthy living....

(http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/images/smilies/sex5.gif)  :bolt:

Not so healthy.  It looks like a case of crabs to me.  A terrible yeast infection at the least.

Oh please.
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 17, 2008, 08:14:06 PM

right now, all over the country, men are telling women, "come on, baby.  I could be dying!*"

*think about that one for a second . . . .
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Lord Undies on April 17, 2008, 08:19:28 PM
Don't mind me... I'm just practicing healthy living....

(http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/images/smilies/sex5.gif)  :bolt:

Not so healthy.  It looks like a case of crabs to me.  A terrible yeast infection at the least.

Oh please.

You post that crotch scratchin' sicky and *I* get an "Oh please"?

Oh Please!  ::)



 :tongue:
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Chris_ on April 17, 2008, 08:22:46 PM
Don't mind me... I'm just practicing healthy living....

(http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/images/smilies/sex5.gif)  :bolt:

Not so healthy.  It looks like a case of crabs to me.  A terrible yeast infection at the least.

Oh please.

You post that crotch scratchin' sicky and *I* get an "Oh please"?

Oh Please!  ::)



 :tongue:

In higher society circles  (such as the ones that I am accustomed to run in), they call it "strumming the banjo".

Good day sir!

 :tongue:

 :-)
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Lord Undies on April 17, 2008, 08:34:28 PM
Don't mind me... I'm just practicing healthy living....

(http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/images/smilies/sex5.gif)  :bolt:

Not so healthy.  It looks like a case of crabs to me.  A terrible yeast infection at the least.

Oh please.

You post that crotch scratchin' sicky and *I* get an "Oh please"?

Oh Please!  ::)



 :tongue:

In higher society circles  (such as the ones that I am accustomed to run in), they call it "strumming the banjo".

Good day sir!

 :tongue:

 :-)

What you and your horny friend smoke is your business.
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: jtyangel on April 17, 2008, 08:36:39 PM
This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving?  :o :bawl: :tongue:
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Lord Undies on April 17, 2008, 08:37:58 PM
This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving?  :o :bawl: :tongue:

What's bad for the goose is really really good for the gander in this case.
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 17, 2008, 08:42:51 PM
This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving?  :o :bawl: :tongue:

from the story, this is clearly a matter of frequency of expulsion.  so, everything will be just fine as long as you girls don't let it go, uh, bad.  we leave it in your hands.  literally, in some cases.  keep things nice and circulating all the time, or play russian roulette on saturday nights.  it is up to you.

Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: jtyangel on April 17, 2008, 09:05:05 PM
This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving?  :o :bawl: :tongue:

from the story, this is clearly a matter of frequency of expulsion.  so, everything will be just fine as long as you girls don't let it go, uh, bad.  we leave it in your hands.  literally, in some cases.  keep things nice and circulating all the time, or play russian roulette on saturday nights.  it is up to you.



Oh, I'm not the problem in my equation :popcorn: :lmao:
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: jtyangel on April 17, 2008, 09:07:06 PM
This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving?  :o :bawl: :tongue:

What's bad for the goose is really really good for the gander in this case.

it's always the way. You guys get pleasure to avoid cancer and we girls get shots(vaccines) and told to workout so we won't be fat and increase our risk of breast cancer. And then to top it all off, God puts the most pleasurable part just mere inches from where the action is going on. Childbearing just wasn't enough was it?  :bird: :-)
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Lord Undies on April 17, 2008, 09:15:34 PM
This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving?  :o :bawl: :tongue:

What's bad for the goose is really really good for the gander in this case.

it's always the way. You guys get pleasure to avoid cancer and we girls get shots(vaccines) and told to workout so we won't be fat and increase our risk of breast cancer. And then to top it all off, God puts the most pleasurable part just mere inches from where the action is going on. Childbearing just wasn't enough was it?  :bird: :-)

Count your blessings.  At least the clitoris isn't subject to being part of the appeasiotomy.  God may be more in touch with your needs than you realize.
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 17, 2008, 09:21:11 PM
This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving?  :o :bawl: :tongue:

from the story, this is clearly a matter of frequency of expulsion.  so, everything will be just fine as long as you girls don't let it go, uh, bad.  we leave it in your hands.  literally, in some cases.  keep things nice and circulating all the time, or play russian roulette on saturday nights.  it is up to you.



Oh, I'm not the problem in my equation :popcorn: :lmao:

that's what you think.  it turns out that all men really are carrying a potentially lethal weapon around with them all the time. 

Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Lord Undies on April 17, 2008, 09:23:38 PM
This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving?  :o :bawl: :tongue:

from the story, this is clearly a matter of frequency of expulsion.  so, everything will be just fine as long as you girls don't let it go, uh, bad.  we leave it in your hands.  literally, in some cases.  keep things nice and circulating all the time, or play russian roulette on saturday nights.  it is up to you.



Oh, I'm not the problem in my equation :popcorn: :lmao:

that's what you think.  it turns out that all men really are carrying a potentially lethal weapon around with them all the time. 



You little snubnoses really think y'all are deadly????    :lmao:
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: jtyangel on April 17, 2008, 09:25:58 PM
This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving?  :o :bawl: :tongue:

What's bad for the goose is really really good for the gander in this case.

it's always the way. You guys get pleasure to avoid cancer and we girls get shots(vaccines) and told to workout so we won't be fat and increase our risk of breast cancer. And then to top it all off, God puts the most pleasurable part just mere inches from where the action is going on. Childbearing just wasn't enough was it?  :bird: :-)

Count your blessings.  At least the clitoris isn't subject to being part of the appeasiotomy.  God may be more in touch with your needs than you realize.

A lot of good that did me, never had one so my point still stands :-)
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: jtyangel on April 17, 2008, 09:26:23 PM
This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving?  :o :bawl: :tongue:

from the story, this is clearly a matter of frequency of expulsion.  so, everything will be just fine as long as you girls don't let it go, uh, bad.  we leave it in your hands.  literally, in some cases.  keep things nice and circulating all the time, or play russian roulette on saturday nights.  it is up to you.



Oh, I'm not the problem in my equation :popcorn: :lmao:

that's what you think.  it turns out that all men really are carrying a potentially lethal weapon around with them all the time. 



Potentially...key word there :-)
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 17, 2008, 09:30:19 PM
This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving?  :o :bawl: :tongue:

from the story, this is clearly a matter of frequency of expulsion.  so, everything will be just fine as long as you girls don't let it go, uh, bad.  we leave it in your hands.  literally, in some cases.  keep things nice and circulating all the time, or play russian roulette on saturday nights.  it is up to you.



Oh, I'm not the problem in my equation :popcorn: :lmao:

that's what you think.  it turns out that all men really are carrying a potentially lethal weapon around with them all the time. 



You little snubnoses really think y'all are deadly????    :lmao:

rather be snub nose than have a hair trigger and shoot blanks. :tongue: :-)
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Lord Undies on April 17, 2008, 09:34:28 PM
This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving?  :o :bawl: :tongue:

from the story, this is clearly a matter of frequency of expulsion.  so, everything will be just fine as long as you girls don't let it go, uh, bad.  we leave it in your hands.  literally, in some cases.  keep things nice and circulating all the time, or play russian roulette on saturday nights.  it is up to you.



Oh, I'm not the problem in my equation :popcorn: :lmao:

that's what you think.  it turns out that all men really are carrying a potentially lethal weapon around with them all the time. 



You little snubnoses really think y'all are deadly????    :lmao:

rather be snub nose than have a hair trigger and shoot blanks. :tongue: :-)

Whatever helps y'all feel better about yourselves is fine with me.
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 17, 2008, 09:35:08 PM
This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving?  :o :bawl: :tongue:

from the story, this is clearly a matter of frequency of expulsion.  so, everything will be just fine as long as you girls don't let it go, uh, bad.  we leave it in your hands.  literally, in some cases.  keep things nice and circulating all the time, or play russian roulette on saturday nights.  it is up to you.



Oh, I'm not the problem in my equation :popcorn: :lmao:

that's what you think.  it turns out that all men really are carrying a potentially lethal weapon around with them all the time. 



Potentially...key word there :-)

Y'all are in danger!!  I'm just trying to make the world a safer place for wimmins, dammit!   :censored:

FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY!!  START ME, BEFORE I INFECT AGAIN!!! :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:


 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:


Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 17, 2008, 09:42:31 PM
This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving?  :o :bawl: :tongue:

from the story, this is clearly a matter of frequency of expulsion.  so, everything will be just fine as long as you girls don't let it go, uh, bad.  we leave it in your hands.  literally, in some cases.  keep things nice and circulating all the time, or play russian roulette on saturday nights.  it is up to you.



Oh, I'm not the problem in my equation :popcorn: :lmao:

that's what you think.  it turns out that all men really are carrying a potentially lethal weapon around with them all the time. 



You little snubnoses really think y'all are deadly????    :lmao:

So how many MEN ever died in childbirth, Brainiac?

 :tongue:
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: morningAngel on April 17, 2008, 09:45:38 PM
OMG
I've got to start saving money for my retirement
oh wait..its only saving men's lives..never mind..carry on...
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 17, 2008, 09:46:52 PM
This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving?  :o :bawl: :tongue:

from the story, this is clearly a matter of frequency of expulsion.  so, everything will be just fine as long as you girls don't let it go, uh, bad.  we leave it in your hands.  literally, in some cases.  keep things nice and circulating all the time, or play russian roulette on saturday nights.  it is up to you.



Oh, I'm not the problem in my equation :popcorn: :lmao:

that's what you think.  it turns out that all men really are carrying a potentially lethal weapon around with them all the time. 



You little snubnoses really think y'all are deadly????    :lmao:

So how many MEN ever died in childbirth, Brainiac?

 :tongue:

IN childbirth, or immediately afterward?  I am pretty sure we have lost quite a few as soon as the blood test came back.  leading cause of death:  high speed lead poisoning.
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Lord Undies on April 17, 2008, 09:47:05 PM
This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving?  :o :bawl: :tongue:

from the story, this is clearly a matter of frequency of expulsion.  so, everything will be just fine as long as you girls don't let it go, uh, bad.  we leave it in your hands.  literally, in some cases.  keep things nice and circulating all the time, or play russian roulette on saturday nights.  it is up to you.



Oh, I'm not the problem in my equation :popcorn: :lmao:

that's what you think.  it turns out that all men really are carrying a potentially lethal weapon around with them all the time. 



You little snubnoses really think y'all are deadly????    :lmao:

So how many MEN ever died in childbirth, Brainiac?

 :tongue:

You'd be surprised.  My oldest sister's first husband fainted and died hitting his head on the hard tile floor.  That was during the contractions.  
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 17, 2008, 09:47:25 PM
OMG
I've got to start saving money for my retirement
oh wait..its only saving men's lives..never mind..carry on...

now that was just mean. :censored:




 :-)
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 17, 2008, 10:32:48 PM
This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving?  :o :bawl: :tongue:

from the story, this is clearly a matter of frequency of expulsion.  so, everything will be just fine as long as you girls don't let it go, uh, bad.  we leave it in your hands.  literally, in some cases.  keep things nice and circulating all the time, or play russian roulette on saturday nights.  it is up to you.



Oh, I'm not the problem in my equation :popcorn: :lmao:

that's what you think.  it turns out that all men really are carrying a potentially lethal weapon around with them all the time. 



You little snubnoses really think y'all are deadly????    :lmao:

So how many MEN ever died in childbirth, Brainiac?

 :tongue:

You'd be surprised.  My oldest sister's first husband fainted and died hitting his head on the hard tile floor.  That was during the contractions.  

Well, that's different.  I guess every herd of wildebeests has a slowest runner.
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: ReardenSteel on April 17, 2008, 11:16:09 PM
Would everyone please stop beating around the bush and tell me if this is a pun thread or not?
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: morningAngel on April 17, 2008, 11:17:38 PM
it has gotten a little out of hand in here  :uhsure:
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Lord Undies on April 17, 2008, 11:20:53 PM
it has gotten a little out of hand in here  :uhsure:

Yes, Muuuther.  Now y'all stop!
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: ReardenSteel on April 17, 2008, 11:30:58 PM
it has gotten a little out of hand in here  :uhsure:

Is CC overdue for A night in with the girls/boys? Are the usual suspect drinkers here? I for one am about two beers away from taking advantage of myself.

 :p
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: RobJohnson on April 17, 2008, 11:32:47 PM
This gives an entire new meaning to the words "health nut"
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: ReardenSteel on April 17, 2008, 11:39:27 PM
This gives an entire new meaning to the words "health nut"


Not to mention producing whore moans.
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Airwolf on April 17, 2008, 11:40:31 PM
Damn and they said I would go blind.

Just stop when you have trouble reading.  Of course, there are always stronger glasses available.

 :cheersmate:

But it's so much fun.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 18, 2008, 03:52:05 AM
"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure".......would that be a fluid ounce or an ounce by weight? Doesn't matter, at my age this could take a lot of pounding.
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 18, 2008, 05:03:22 AM
Don't Come in Honey, I'm Curing Cancer!
(http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7959/monkeyspankbz6.jpg)
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 18, 2008, 05:09:57 AM
Women on Porn sites can no longer be looked down upon by other women...
They are now health care professionals.

The Bill Clinton Library now has a cancer research wing.

Mr Mannn wonders how this will affect the Democrat's Universal Health Care plans...
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: jtyangel on April 18, 2008, 05:42:26 AM
This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving?  :o :bawl: :tongue:

from the story, this is clearly a matter of frequency of expulsion.  so, everything will be just fine as long as you girls don't let it go, uh, bad.  we leave it in your hands.  literally, in some cases.  keep things nice and circulating all the time, or play russian roulette on saturday nights.  it is up to you.



Oh, I'm not the problem in my equation :popcorn: :lmao:

that's what you think.  it turns out that all men really are carrying a potentially lethal weapon around with them all the time. 



Potentially...key word there :-)

Y'all are in danger!!  I'm just trying to make the world a safer place for wimmins, dammit!   :censored:

FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY!!  START ME, BEFORE I INFECT AGAIN!!! :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:


 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:




'start' me.......... :lmao:
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: jtyangel on April 18, 2008, 05:43:51 AM
Would everyone please stop beating around the bush and tell me if this is a pun thread or not?

I suggest you 'get off' this thread if you don't like the answer.  :-)
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: jtyangel on April 18, 2008, 05:44:50 AM
Don't Come in Honey, I'm Curing Cancer!
(http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7959/monkeyspankbz6.jpg)

OMG, that was hilarious :lmao:
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: ReardenSteel on April 18, 2008, 03:29:26 PM
Would everyone please stop beating around the bush and tell me if this is a pun thread or not?

I suggest you 'get off' this thread if you don't like the answer.  :-)

And then what? I'd have no one to talk to. Or, as the French say, I'd be in a "menage a moi".  :-)
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: CactusCarlos on April 18, 2008, 03:31:26 PM
Women on Porn sites can no longer be looked down upon by other women...
They are now health care professionals.

H5  :rotf:
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: morningAngel on April 18, 2008, 06:18:07 PM
Women on Porn sites can no longer be looked down upon by other women...
They are now health care professionals.


The Bill Clinton Library now has a cancer research wing.

Mr Mannn wonders how this will affect the Democrat's Universal Health Care plans...
great..now when someone asks me what I do for a living...I might as well say piano player in a whore house
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Chris_ on April 18, 2008, 07:17:02 PM
This gives an entire new meaning to the words "health nut"


Not to mention producing whore moans.


heh....  :rotf:
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: asdf2231 on April 18, 2008, 07:53:28 PM
I wonder if I can get my Health Care Provider to spring for my internet costs....

 :devious:
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Lord Undies on April 18, 2008, 07:54:42 PM
I wonder if I can get my Health Care Provider to spring for my internet costs....

 :devious:

I doubt it, but you can probably get a prescription for hand lotion.
Title: Re: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 18, 2008, 08:54:19 PM
Women on Porn sites can no longer be looked down upon by other women...
They are now health care professionals.


The Bill Clinton Library now has a cancer research wing.

Mr Mannn wonders how this will affect the Democrat's Universal Health Care plans...
great..now when someone asks me what I do for a living...I might as well say piano player in a whore house

for Mr. Jack N. Meoff. :-)