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Title: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: thundley4 on May 14, 2011, 08:52:39 AM
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w8liftinglady   (1000+ posts)             Sat May-14-11 09:08 AM
Original message
Hi, members of Conservative Cave...you sweet trolls! A few suggestions
   
Edited on Sat May-14-11 09:09 AM by w8liftinglady
1. Feel free to post. i came upon your website by accident. Judging by the number of "troll posts" you brave souls made there, I am guessing you come here a lot.
2. If you have THAT much spare time on your hands, here are a few organizations that are begging for help.
We crazy liberals all DO help our fellow man. Do your cave proud!

VA Voluntary Service

http://www.volunteer.va.gov/programs.asp

DAV Voluntary Service

http://www.dav.org/volunteers/Default.aspx

We Honor Veterans

http://www.wehonorveterans.org/i4a/pages/index.cfm?page...

National Coalition for Homeless Veterans

http://www.wehonorveterans.org/i4a/pages/index.cfm?page...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1100615

Likely that the DUmmie googled veteran charities.

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DainBramaged   (1000+ posts)             Sat May-14-11 09:13 AM
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4. Sad little people with useless lives, not worth the sweat on my buttcrack   
   
1497 members, jebus they are a big group.....with such a modern board......

This coming from someone on one of the worst formatted boards I've seen. 

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cordelia   (814 posts)           Sat May-14-11 09:19 AM
Response to Reply #4
8. Such hate and stupidity.

Yes, we do point that out about you DUmmies.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 14, 2011, 09:04:19 AM
Did the heavy female primitive just commit a banning offense, by naming our site? :???: :???: :tongue:
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: Odin's Hand on May 14, 2011, 09:06:57 AM
Ah, slinging some insults our way. BuzzClik/PitViper/LiberalGuy shows up to fellate Manhands on the OP.  This thread will be a mere memory soon. Oh and DUmpmonkeys...no vet I know would want one of you sorry sacks of shit within 1,000 yards of them.

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pot (19 posts)      Sat May-14-11 09:41 AM
Response to Original message
21. Wow, they have no lives.
 They obsess over another forum, they are truly sad people. Some of them appear to do nothing but browse this forum. Just more conservatives living off the government teat doing nothing with their lives.

Step away from the bong, Smokey. Welfare is a foreign idea under this roof. I'm sure it is a natural as the sunrise whatever Blue-city shithole you slither around in.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: compaqxp on May 14, 2011, 09:10:08 AM
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.....with such a modern board......

The DU forum layout sucks, this one is far more modern in terms of layout like most other forums.

Did the heavy female primitive just commit a banning offense, by naming our site? :???: :???: :tongue:

I doubt they'll last long after that. If not banned they'll sure be on DU's watch list.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: franksolich on May 14, 2011, 09:11:39 AM
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/dummiedestroyer/0512message.jpg)
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: tanstaafl on May 14, 2011, 09:12:12 AM
My, oh MY!

Such blatant stupity. Skins is gonna be pizzed.

The good news is that the CC moles that act as Mods for DU gets some work.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 14, 2011, 09:12:42 AM
It's nice to know we're a burr under their saddle. The ass they ride can't stand that.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: USA4ME on May 14, 2011, 09:13:13 AM
Quote from:
w8liftinglady

We crazy liberals all DO help our fellow man.

The only way you fools help is by staying out of the way of those of us carrying the burden.

Face it, primitives; you're unintelligent little oafs that are consistently being marginalized by those you consider to be your allies.  In two years, after they've tickeled your ears to get you to vote for them....... again, you'll once again be relegated to the corner and told to shut up.

Now how can we help but laugh at fools like you who view themselves as being intelligent.  We're smarter than any of you can ever hope to be, and we know it, but you are entertaining in that pollyanna kind of way (except you play "The Angry, Hate Game") so you do have one redeaming value, but that's it.

.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 14, 2011, 09:17:22 AM
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/dummiedestroyer/0512message.jpg)

NO you di'int.

Altogether now..... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: compaqxp on May 14, 2011, 09:18:49 AM
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TK421  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list       Sat May-14-11 01:22 PM
Response to Original message
11. I've checked them out and I noticed just about every one of them has
    
a gun of some kind in their avatar or mention of guns in their siglines.

Bunch of psychos, and this post will be moved over there so they can grunt and throw their feces at each other....HI LOSERS!!! We know you're reading this!!

I had to.  :popcorn:

I hope I confuse them. A French/English speaking Canadian liberal who posts on a right wing American forum vs. DU.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: franksolich on May 14, 2011, 09:19:17 AM
NO you di'int.

Yeah, I did.

I do this all the time.

It wounds the heart when the coarse primitives don't respect the rules of he who has so magnanimously given the primitives a place to be.  An insult to my fellow alum is an insult to franksolich.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: NHSparky on May 14, 2011, 09:20:41 AM
Pretty funny to watch them run around all butt-hurt.

Oh, and DUmmies--I'm posting this while on my break.  10:19 AM EDT, SATURDAY, 5-14-11.

Suck it.  Suck it long and hard.  I'm going to have more in federal income taxes taken out of what I make today alone than most of you pay in an entire ****ing year, after you get your little "credits" and whatnot.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 14, 2011, 09:21:30 AM
I had to.  :popcorn:

Know thy enemy....or government tit sucker as the case may be.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: NHSparky on May 14, 2011, 09:23:19 AM
Huh...no mention of guns anywhere in my sig or avatar.  Matter of fact, the mention of guns in our sigs/avatars is more showing what we've served in/on, not our fascination with weapons per se.

But then again, Freud DID say that a fear of weapons was a sign of a retarded sexual and emotional maturity.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 14, 2011, 09:25:57 AM
Huh...no mention of guns anywhere in my sig or avatar.  Matter of fact, the mention of guns in our sigs/avatars is more showing what we've served in/on, not our fascination with weapons per se.

But then again, Freud DID say that a fear of weapons was a sign of a retarded sexual and emotional maturity.

If Freud were alive today and dealing with DUmmies, he'd shoot himself.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: Odin's Hand on May 14, 2011, 09:26:34 AM
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Skidmore  (1000+ posts)        Sat May-14-11 10:17 AM
Response to Reply #36
38. There is virtually no information about who the
 Edited on Sat May-14-11 10:19 AM by Skidmore
moderators or site owners are. I'm wondering if it isn't sponsored by one of the big guys. It just seems to me that people who are so proud of their view should hide when the appear to want to present a...message?... to the public.

We know who owns DU and why they conduct business the way they do...what their philosphy is. Just sayin'.
 

Shows how much they know of this site...and how heavy-handedly their own admins conduct themselves within the daily functions of their own message board.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: NHSparky on May 14, 2011, 09:28:05 AM
Thor, Captain of Industry!  Dum-duh-de-DUM!!!

Yeah, I can't stop laughing either.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: franksolich on May 14, 2011, 09:29:25 AM
Shows how much they know of this site...and how heavy-handedly their own admins conduct themselves within the daily functions of their own message board.

The skidmarked underwear primitive, the 60ish-disconsolate farm wife from eastern Iowa, is just being silly, and she knows it.

Everybody knows who owns and runs conservativecave.

It's not our fault the primitives don't possess the cerebral sophistication to figure things out.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: thundley4 on May 14, 2011, 09:29:46 AM
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TheCanadianLiberal (200 posts)           Sat May-14-11 10:13 AM
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33. Those who live in a cave...
   
Edited on Sat May-14-11 10:14 AM by TheCanadianLiberal
You do realise they'll be likley to post in this topic. We'll just never know. Anyone of you could be one of them...

The low post count is a dead giveaway of a troll trying to earn DU street cred.  It takes some serious DU lounge time to hit the 1000 post mark without being banned.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 14, 2011, 09:33:09 AM
DUmmie said, "It just seems to me that people who are so proud of their view should hide when the appear to want to present a...message?... to the public."

I don't want to present a message...I just want to laugh at yours.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: AprilRazz on May 14, 2011, 09:37:09 AM
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w8liftinglady   (1000+ posts)             Sat May-14-11 09:08 AM
Original message
Hi, members of Conservative Cave...you sweet trolls! A few suggestions
   
Edited on Sat May-14-11 09:09 AM by w8liftinglady
1. Feel free to post. i came upon your website by accident. Judging by the number of "troll posts" you brave souls made there, I am guessing you come here a lot.
2. If you have THAT much spare time on your hands, here are a few organizations that are begging for help.
We crazy liberals all DO help our fellow man. Do your cave proud!

VA Voluntary Service

http://www.volunteer.va.gov/programs.asp

DAV Voluntary Service

http://www.dav.org/volunteers/Default.aspx

We Honor Veterans

http://www.wehonorveteran.../i4a/pages/index.cfm?page...

National Coalition for Homeless Veterans

http://www.wehonorveteran.../i4a/pages/index.cfm?page...
And how many of those organizations have you actually done anything for? Personally I work at least one day a week at the Fisher House. What do you do?
I would hold my breath waiting for your answer but I don't like turning blue.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: franksolich on May 14, 2011, 09:37:26 AM
DUmmie said, "It just seems to me that people who are so proud of their view should hide when the appear to want to present a...message?... to the public."

I don't want to present a message...I just want to laugh at yours.


You know, sir, I can't understand that part of the skidmarked underwear primitive's comment.

When do we "hide"?

We've always been out here in the open, for the whole wide world to see.

It's not our fault the primitives so rarely leave Skins's island to see the real world outside.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: NHSparky on May 14, 2011, 09:48:20 AM
By "hiding", does that mean that any time we try to express our opinion on sites such as DU, Kos, OET, et al, our asses are shot out of there so fast it leaves a vapor trail?

That kind of hiding, DUmmies?  Hey, ya'll are welcome here at any time.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: thundley4 on May 14, 2011, 09:49:35 AM
You know, sir, I can't understand that part of the skidmarked underwear primitive's comment.

When do we "hide"?

We've always been out here in the open, for the whole wide world to see.

It's not our fault the primitives so rarely leave Skins's island to see the real world outside.

They want to talk about hiding?  How many threads get disappeared down the memory hole here, versus the DUmp?  I'd bet more threads get deleted and locked at the DUmp in a week than get locked here in 6 months.  And I don't think I've ever seen a thread deleted here.  I may be wrong about that, but I don't think so.

No, the DUmmies are the ones that have things to hide from the public.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: Odin's Hand on May 14, 2011, 10:02:19 AM
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w8liftinglady  (1000+ posts)        Sat May-14-11 09:41 AM
Response to Reply #16
22. LOL..I don't know... But California Peggy is one of their Top
 Edited on Sat May-14-11 09:42 AM by w8liftinglady
I mean... California Peggy?

I can only visualize a 50 year-old with a bag of cheetos in his parents' garage...

I've noticed that the DU cretins have been trying to interject OUR description about them onto us the past few years.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 14, 2011, 10:07:13 AM
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w8liftinglady  (1000+ posts)        Fri May-06-11 03:41 PM
Original message
peri- and post-menopausal DUers... help!
I think the time has finally come. The mood swings are killing me. What can I do to ease some of the symptoms? What worked for you?
One of the first manic-depressive DUmpmonkeys to claim a natural source for her nuttiness. They usually just discuss how many milligrams of which antipsychotic they consume. To answer h8lifter's question, nothing has worked. That's why we call them DUmmies.

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i came upon your website by accident.

This is hilarious. It's the same as when they want to quote Rush or Hannity. To maintain DUmp cred, they can't admit they listen religiously. Likewise, they cannot admit to lurking here half their time, but they do. Even more than the prominent DUmmies, the faceless, anonymous, worthless ones like this fulltime letter-to-the-editor lunatic constantly search for evidence they've been noticed, yet their senses are far too dull to feel embarrassment when their DUmmitude is exposed to the light of day.

Thank goodness for the unterprimitiven like this h8lifter. They have no more self-awareness than the critters on Monkey Island, and can be relied upon for endless goofy posts. During these times when most prominent DUmmies cower in embarrassed silence, DUmbasses like DUmmy h8lifter keep the DUmp going.

 

Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: thundley4 on May 14, 2011, 10:07:33 AM
I've noticed that the DU cretins have been trying to interject OUR description about them onto us the past few years.

Except for the bong part. They keep that for themselves.

Stinky gives Frank a personal shoutout, but not by name.

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Stinky The Clown   (1000+ posts)             Sat May-14-11 10:15 AM
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37. They're a sad collection of sad, lonely little people. They have a leader they call "coach"
   
They have a contest each year to determine who they think is Primitive Of The Year. The voting is **fierce** as tens of ballots are cast. I never counted up the number of unique names there, but I'd bet it is huge. Maybe twenty? twenty five unique poster names. One of the saddest figures over there fancies himself a creative writer and makes up stories about posters here. When I say he makes up stories, he does exactly that. Invents whole families for the subjects of his "bouncies" and "campfires". I suppose having little other options in the way of a social outlet causes that.

What we really ought to do is invite them here and maybe have some cake and warm milk with them. Poor lost souls.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: gore_bites on May 14, 2011, 10:19:22 AM
Wow...the tread over there has 53 recommendations....#4 on the greatest page.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: Celtic Rose on May 14, 2011, 10:23:25 AM
I had to.  :popcorn:

I hope I confuse them. A French/English speaking Canadian liberal who posts on a right wing American forum vs. DU.

Compaq, I have to tell you, I like you.  I'm glad you have stuck around.

To the DUmmies, I watch your forum because it is always a good idea to know what the crazy people are thinking.  I know a lot of Democrats, I live in the SF Bay Area after all.  A good number of my friends vote to democrat policies and politicians, but they don't let politics consume their lives like you have.  You serve as a reminder of what happens when politics becomes all consuming.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: Odin's Hand on May 14, 2011, 10:25:20 AM
Except for the bong part. They keep that for themselves.

True...they are dope fiends after all.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: Traveshamockery on May 14, 2011, 10:27:11 AM
The DUmmies fail to understand that with what their liberal leaders have done to this country over the last four years, we need something to laugh about and they are the natural target.  It's fun to watch a group of people who obviously have no understanding of how the economy works and how the free market works.  The DUmmies are a group of people who find nothing wrong with begging and pleading from the fellow DUmmies money for food and various other expenses that we conservatives here at the cave pay for with what we earn.  DUmmies have no shame.  They wear their welfare and government entitlements as a badge of honor. 

There is not one bag of Cheetos in my mansion.  In fact, there isn't a basement in my mansion.  I will tell you this though - my husband and I have paid more in federal taxes in the first 4-1/2 months of this year than many of the DUmmies will earn in a year.  So suck on that, DUmmies.  

Now you'll have to excuse me.  I must leave my mansion and take my Mercedes out for some shopping.  I'm trying to decide whether I should go to Neiman-Marcus today or Nordstrom's.  This $5000.00 weekly spending allowance is burning a hole right through my Balenciaga bag!  

Ciao!
 
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 14, 2011, 10:35:15 AM
The unterprimitiven line up to brag of being quoted, or complain about being overlooked:
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hootinholler  (1000+ posts)        Sat May-14-11 11:09 AM
Response to Reply #46
48. Well it could be formica, or for 'merica or
Seems I haven't drawn any fire since the election, I'll have to work harder, lol.
I think I've seen this nut's name before, but he's never posted anything interesting. He's useless.

 
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Fly by night  (1000+ posts)      Sat May-14-11 09:19 AM
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7. Yes, those troglodytes seem fixated with DU and DUers (including me).
That's fine with me. Some of us live lives with purpose -- others with not-so-quiet (and disquieting) desperation.

No one is fixated on this DUmbass. No one has ever heard of him. Just part of the faceless mob.

 
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Cirque du So-What  (1000+ posts)      Sat May-14-11 09:24 AM
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12. Out of curiosity, I just checked that site
I am not the most prolific of posters, yet my posts are cited there no less than 37 times

Never heard of him. Unterprimitiven.

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kentuck  (1000+ posts)        Sat May-14-11 09:27 AM
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16. Did they mention me?

Otherwise, I feel slighted.
This DUmmy posts a lot, but he's just way too DUmb to be entertaining. DUll and boring.  


This DUmmy posts more here than at the DUmp:
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TheCanadianLiberal (201 posts)      Sat May-14-11 10:25 AM
Response to Reply #37
41. Primitive Of The Year
I'd like to be that, it seams to the most logical, nicest people here get that title and as such I'd be honored to recive it someday.

I don't believe compaqxp has a prayer of Top DUmmy recognition.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: Splashdown on May 14, 2011, 10:40:51 AM
Heh. Help your fellow man?

I'll guarantee that, on balance, there a lot more DUmmies on the receiving end of volunteer/government help than on the giving end. Probably the exact inverse of the percentage here.

For the record...not a Chee-tos guy. I'm a fan of Herr's Cheese Curls, a local cheese-crunch delicacy.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: franksolich on May 14, 2011, 11:09:37 AM
Oh my.

My fellow alum Skins must have the weekend off.

One wonders who's running the shop, over there.

As for the sparkling husband primitive, he can baciami il culo, considering all the nice things I've done for him.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: franksolich on May 14, 2011, 11:12:06 AM
The unterprimitiven line up to brag of being quoted, or complain about being overlooked:I think I've seen this nut's name before, but he's never posted anything interesting. He's useless.

No one is fixated on this DUmbass. No one has ever heard of him. Just part of the faceless mob.

Never heard of him. Unterprimitiven.

This DUmmy posts a lot, but he's just way too DUmb to be entertaining. DUll and boring.

You're right.

franksolich wouldn't know any of them even if they were wearing name-tags.

<<hangs around only with primitives of prominence.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: NHSparky on May 14, 2011, 11:15:11 AM
Heh. Help your fellow man?

I'll guarantee that, on balance, there a lot more DUmmies on the receiving end of volunteer/government help than on the giving end. Probably the exact inverse of the percentage here.

For the record...not a Chee-tos guy. I'm a fan of Herr's Cheese Curls, a local cheese-crunch delicacy.

Cheese curds, my good man.  One of the greatest delicacies known to A&W's and sports bars throughout the Midwest.

And I've yet to be disparaged in that thread by name?  Well **** you very much, DUmmies!  Treat you like shit and this is the thanks I get for it?
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 14, 2011, 11:22:58 AM
Hey Lurkers, here are a few of your threads featured on this forum.
This is why we watch/laugh at you. You are like monkeys in a cage. We laugh at your antics, and get disgusted when you throw poop.

DU shows their hatred tolerance for religion.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,58953.0.html

Proof that its the DUers who want to suckle from the govt teat
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,58788.0.html

Men at DU cannot get laid.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,57856.0.html

DUmmies Fear and Loathe Christian businesses. Why? Because they are Christian.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,57408.0.html
More DU Fear of Christians
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,55912.0.html

One of many examples of DUmmies endorsing violence
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,56924.0.html

Dummies consistently advocate for violent revolution
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,56621.0.html

DUmmies hate America (just one example)
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,56301.0.html

DUmmies endorse murder. Get orgasmic about it. (Many DU threads exist about this one.)
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,56253.0.html

Lazy @$$ Dummies hate work. want everything for free
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,55725.0.html

DU threatens politicians
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,55399.0.html

DU Guide to Petrol Bomb Throwing
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,54929.0.html


These are just a few examples of what stood out to me at DU. You primitives are the sick people, not us.

There is a reason for everything. We watch you because we simply cannot believe that people can say and do the freakish things you do. Monkeys in a cage: If the shoe fits, WEAR it, DU!


Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: gore_bites on May 14, 2011, 11:23:27 AM
This thread is now at the top of the greatest page with 76  recommendations.....

Also, I've noticed that the MODS are not around much on the weekend mornings. However, I am surprised this one is still there.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 14, 2011, 11:26:08 AM
Oh my.

My fellow alum Skins must have the weekend off.

One wonders who's running the shop, over there.

As for the sparkling husband primitive, he can baciami il culo, considering all the nice things I've done for him.
Yeah, you have to wonder. Skimmer would have flushed this thread down the memory hole long ago.
He must be off somewhere with "cbayer the thread slayer".

I wouldn't be surprised if the mentally-challenged-but-nonetheless-enigmatic elad is in charge this weekend.
Skimmer should have learned long ago that he can't trust the simpleton elad at the DUmp's control panel.
Title: Hi, members of Conservative Cave.- quick before it goes poof
Post by: Tucker on May 14, 2011, 11:35:39 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1100615

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w8liftinglady Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sat May-14-11 09:08 AM
Original message
Hi, members of Conservative Cave...you sweet trolls! A few suggestions
   
Edited on Sat May-14-11 09:09 AM by w8liftinglady
1. Feel free to post. i came upon your website by accident. Judging by the number of "troll posts" you brave souls made there, I am guessing you come here a lot.
2. If you have THAT much spare time on your hands, here are a few organizations that are begging for help.
We crazy liberals all DO help our fellow man. Do your cave proud!

VA Voluntary Service

http://www.volunteer.va.gov/programs.asp

DAV Voluntary Service

http://www.dav.org/volunteers/Default.aspx

We Honor Veterans

http://www.wehonorveterans.org/i4a/pages/index.cfm?page...

National Coalition for Homeless Veterans

http://www.wehonorveterans.org/i4a/pages/index.cfm?page...

I can't screen cap. :(

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w8liftinglady Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sat May-14-11 09:11 AM
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2. lol...and NOW we know where the UNREC's come from!
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Tucker on May 14, 2011, 11:42:32 AM
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sat May-14-11 09:13 AM
Response to Original message
4. Sad little people with useless lives, not worth the sweat on my buttcrack   Updated at 6:44 PM
   
1497 members, jebus they are a big group.....with such a modern board......

I would reply to this in person, but you have me on ignore.

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w8liftinglady Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sat May-14-11 09:15 AM
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5. they certainly spent a LOT of time on THIS...
   
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=58995.0

P2B's teach campfire.

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46. ...and a bottle of Hand Lotion.
   
:rofl:

I used to go read the posts over there. They do seem to enjoy making fun of DU. I especially liked the creative names they give us. All this time, and I guess I still don't know how to spell formica.

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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sat May-14-11 10:23 AM
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40. They already have a thread about this thread.
   
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=59047.0

As my old pal Tangerine LaBamba said of them: "You guys don't miss anything."

Scroll down to view the letter their leader send to Skinner reporting this thread. Like some little kid playing in the schoolyard, that one is with his silly little letters.

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Fly by night Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sat May-14-11 09:19 AM
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7. Yes, those troglodytes seem fixated with DU and DUers (including me).
   
Edited on Sat May-14-11 09:20 AM by Fly by night
That's fine with me. Some of us live lives with purpose -- others with not-so-quiet (and disquieting) desperation.

I'd love to meet one of those illiterate folks someday. But first, they'd have to grow a pair of balls and man up. Don't know if they've got that in 'em. (Besides, there only seems to be about two dozen inhabitants of that cave anyway.)

You're rarely mentioned. Who are you?

Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Traveshamockery on May 14, 2011, 11:48:59 AM
Hey DUmmies!

Why don't you come and sign up here?  We don't ban people unless they are ill-behaved and having a political opinion different than those of us here is not bad behavior. 

I dare you.  I double dare you. 

Come on over.  We'll debate the finer points of politics with any of you.  We know you won't, though, because you're a bunch of wussies who feel comfortable "debating" with people who agree with your opinions. 

Can we say the same thing about the DU?  No, we can't.  No dissenting opinions are allowed there. 

Come on - show some courage.  We don't bite.  We debate  -- fairly. 
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Odin's Hand on May 14, 2011, 11:52:21 AM
Hey DUmmies!

Why don't you come and sign up here?  We don't ban people unless they are ill-behaved and having a political opinion different than those of us here is not bad behavior.  

I dare you.  I double dare you.  

Come on over.  We'll debate the finer points of politics with any of you.  We know you won't, though, because you're a bunch of wussies who feel comfortable "debating" with people who agree with your opinions.  

Can we say the same thing about the DU?  No, we can't.  No dissenting opinions are allowed there.  

Come on - show some courage.  We don't bite.  We debate  -- fairly.  

Yep and no smug comments, as the DU motto goes, of "enjoy your stay" while simultaneously mashing the mod alert.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Tucker on May 14, 2011, 11:55:15 AM
Return engagement.

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55. You got fans too?
   
:hi: boys
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: NHSparky on May 14, 2011, 11:58:45 AM
Ah, the ****ing ri-tards are all screeching and throwing their shit around the cage.  How cute.  Their hypocrisy knows no bounds.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Tucker on May 14, 2011, 12:02:47 PM
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16. Did they mention me?
   
:-)

Otherwise, I feel slighted.

I did mention you on Glock Talk. I discovered that you were a DUmmy mole and posted proof so all could see. Why did you leave and not come back? We miss you.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: NHSparky on May 14, 2011, 12:07:32 PM
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Jester Messiah (1000+ posts)      Sat May-14-11 11:59 AM
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54. Ha, there's one in that thread that thinks we make no money.
 Edited on Sat May-14-11 12:25 PM by Jester Messiah
I'll put my paycheck up against yours any day, sparky. You can even include your tips, if you want.

edit: By "that thread" I mean the thread Stinky mentioned: http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=59047.0  
 

Attaboy, Jester, you stupid ****wad!!!  Had you even bothered to read this thread or anything about me, you'd know that I make my living in a skilled trade.  And no, pimping out your mother and sister to blow sailors for crack money doesn't count, so you're shit outta luck there, big boy.

Come on over and post a scanned copy of your last paycheck.  I'm guessing the FEDERAL taxes I had taken out of mine (over $2K) would exceed your GROSS pay.  I think I'd win that bet, don't you?  

Bottom line, in the words of R. Lee Ermey, "Well any ****ing time, sweetheart!"
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: BattleHymn on May 14, 2011, 12:08:58 PM

I didn't forget you, kentuck.  As a matter of fact, if I remember right, I nominated you for candidacy in the 2010 DOTY awards. 

You're not doing so hot this year, though.  Step it up.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: NHSparky on May 14, 2011, 12:10:05 PM
I didn't forget you, kentuck.  As a matter of fact, if I remember right, I nominated you for candidacy in the 2010 DOTY awards. 

You're not doing so hot this year, though.  Step it up.

At this rate, Pam'll be making a serious run at DOTY #2.  Pretty sad, really.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Odin's Hand on May 14, 2011, 12:14:44 PM
Lord, how DUmmies like to run their cockholsters behind $kammer's apron.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Ballygrl on May 14, 2011, 12:16:33 PM
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1. Feel free to post.

We're not allowed to freely post at DU because they suppress intelligent points of view.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: NHSparky on May 14, 2011, 12:16:58 PM
Lord, how DUmmies like to run their cockholsters behind $kammer's apron.

S'okay.  My mole has already posted in that thread.  Let them go apeshit NOW.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Traveshamockery on May 14, 2011, 12:23:20 PM
.............................and the 1986 Buick pulls up to put in her .02 worth. 

 :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:




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62. Those things don't exist among "progressives"?   Updated at 1:32 PM
   
There are no "immature personal attacks" here?

That thread with the laughter about a homeless man compacted in a dumpster were just good, clean fun?
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Traveshamockery on May 14, 2011, 12:25:29 PM
Do we have any new members this morning?  They've been invited and will be welcomed to come here and post. 

Come on DUmmies - where's your courage? 

 :loser: :loser: :loser:
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Odin's Hand on May 14, 2011, 12:25:48 PM
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hootinholler  (1000+ posts)        Sat May-14-11 11:34 AM
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52. A tip O' the bong to
 thundley4 and Odin's Hand

One of the amorphous floaters pipes up.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Traveshamockery on May 14, 2011, 12:26:18 PM
S'okay.  My mole has already posted in that thread.  Let them go apeshit NOW.


Mine too!!! 

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: franksolich on May 14, 2011, 12:33:08 PM
This thread is now at the top of the greatest page with 76  recommendations.....

Also, I've noticed that the MODS are not around much on the weekend mornings. However, I am surprised this one is still there.

The moderators are stoned or passed out.

As they usually are.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: Traveshamockery on May 14, 2011, 12:35:31 PM
The moderators are stoned or passed out.

As they usually are.


Sitting in their basements drinking beer, being stoned, and eating Cheetos will do that.  When will they ever learn?  
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: NHSparky on May 14, 2011, 12:35:51 PM

Mine too!!! 

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I'll go a bit further with the DUmmies, especially the one who seems to think that a profession in which one receives tips is somehow less noble than another.

At the end of the day, DUmmies, it's not the size of the check alone that measures one's worth.  Ask yourselves, what did you DO to EARN that check?  When you walk out the gate, office, restaurant, etc., at the end of the day, have you made a POSITIVE difference?  Are you going there tomorrow ready to contribute, with those around you looking forward to working with you again?  In other words, DUmmies, are you there as a PROFESSIONAL, or just picking up a paycheck every two weeks?

Or, as I rather suspect is the case with most of ya'll, you go home, bitch and grouse, pissed off at everyone and everything for not listening to YOU, because, Goddammit, you're just too damn smart for everyone!  You, and you alone, are the only reason that place is in business anymore!  I am genius, hear me roar!  I'll quit!  That'll show them!

Yeah, not so much.  Cause as soon as you do, you find out that no, you are NOT in fact the savior of all, and you're stuck to grousing anonymously on DU, making shit up as to why you can't get unemployment insurance, how those evil Rethuglican fundies forced you out, and how vengance shall be yours!  Again, not so much.

Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: tanstaafl on May 14, 2011, 12:38:37 PM
I see that a lot of jealous DUmmies have been trying to gain attention from the Cave in that thread. Several even believe they were specifically mentioned in DUmpster threads. I notoced that there are only eight of the heavy hitter DUmmies posting. the weightedlady not being credible as DOTY material at this early stage. More than likely the unknowns were inadvertently snagged in a sweep of threads at a large bonfire by mere coincidence.

I would advise the the heathen throngs, the unterprimitizen get to work posting some really stupid, asinine, out-of-this-world mind boggling brain farts they think is intelligent thought and earn a vote, nay, a mere nomination, for the DOTY.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: franksolich on May 14, 2011, 12:40:42 PM

Sitting in their basements drinking beer, being stones, and eating Cheetos will do that.  When will they ever learn? 

Never.

I've been using the primitives on Skins's island as anthropological material--after all, they have their castes, their rituals and ceremonies, their taboos, their totems, their systems of identification, their councils, their class-enforced languages, &c., &c., &c.--since late January 2001, and I haven't seen a primitive learn anything yet.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Chris_ on May 14, 2011, 12:42:44 PM
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Skidmore   (1000+ posts)             Sat May-14-11 10:13 AM
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34. So who funds that cesspool?
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Skidmore   (1000+ posts)             Sat May-14-11 10:17 AM
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38. There is virtually no information about who the moderators or site owners are. I'm wondering if it isn't sponsored by one of the big guys. It just seems to me that people who are so proud of their view should hide when the appear to want to present a...message?... to the public.

We know who owns DU and why they conduct business the way they do...what their philosphy is. Just sayin'
Ahh, too funny. 

We have a Staff page.  Isn't that enough?
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Traveshamockery on May 14, 2011, 12:43:17 PM
I'll go a bit further with the DUmmies, especially the one who seems to think that a profession in which one receives tips is somehow less noble than another.

At the end of the day, DUmmies, it's not the size of the check alone that measures one's worth.  Ask yourselves, what did you DO to EARN that check?  When you walk out the gate, office, restaurant, etc., at the end of the day, have you made a POSITIVE difference?  Are you going there tomorrow ready to contribute, with those around you looking forward to working with you again?  In other words, DUmmies, are you there as a PROFESSIONAL, or just picking up a paycheck every two weeks?

Or, as I rather suspect is the case with most of ya'll, you go home, bitch and grouse, pissed off at everyone and everything for not listening to YOU, because, Goddammit, you're just too damn smart for everyone!  You, and you alone, are the only reason that place is in business anymore!  I am genius, hear me roar!  I'll quit!  That'll show them!

Yeah, not so much.  Cause as soon as you do, you find out that no, you are NOT in fact the savior of all, and you're stuck to grousing anonymously on DU, making shit up as to why you can't get unemployment insurance, how those evil Rethuglican fundies forced you out, and how vengance shall be yours!  Again, not so much.




As most liberals (and their leader, Obamalamadingdong) believe, companies are in business to employ people, not to make money.  Unfortunately, the DUmmies have not learned that companies which are successful have dedicated employees who appreciate the give and take of that relationship and are rewarded with income and benefits.  They earn them. 

DUmmies never get that.  The narcissism and arrogance most DUmmies and liberals exude about economics and business (which they fail to understand) is always their downfall.  
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: franksolich on May 14, 2011, 12:44:07 PM
I would advise the the heathen throngs, the unterprimitizen get to work posting some really stupid, asinine, out-of-this-world mind boggling brain farts they think is intelligent thought and earn a vote, nay, a mere nomination, for the DOTY.

My suggestion is that the primitives forget we even exist.

Remember the discussion three weeks ago, after I figured out that primitives change their behavior whenever they know they're being observed.

When the primitives don't know they're being watched, they're in a blissful--and highly-entertaining--original primitival state, the spectacle providing decent and civilized people a great deal of merriment (and accurate anthropological material, too).
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: ChuckJ on May 14, 2011, 12:45:07 PM
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w8liftinglady   (1000+ posts)             Sat May-14-11 09:08 AM
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Hi, members of Conservative Cave...you sweet trolls! A few suggestions
  
Edited on Sat May-14-11 09:09 AM by w8liftinglady
1. Feel free to post. i came upon your website by accident. Judging by the number of "troll posts" you brave souls made there, I am guessing you come here a lot.
2. If you have THAT much spare time on your hands, here are a few organizations that are begging for help.
We crazy liberals all DO help our fellow man. Do your cave proud!

She came upon CC by accident. DU has to be the most accident-prone place in the universe. They accidentally watch FoxNews, accidentally listen to Beck and Rush, etc.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Randy on May 14, 2011, 12:47:04 PM
Hi DUmmies!  :bigbird: Like my new Avatar? I did it just for you.

That's *MY* gun BTW.
I live for using nothing but the best to making new avatars for retards to lose sleep over.  :-)
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: franksolich on May 14, 2011, 12:48:37 PM
I live for using nothing but the best for making new avatars for retards to lose sleep over.  :-)

Usually I swipe my avatars from Skins's island.

Pedro Picasso, the really stupid "Atman" primitive, had a fit when I used his.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: NHSparky on May 14, 2011, 12:48:45 PM
She came upon CC by accident. DU has to be the most accident-prone place in the universe. They accidentally watch FoxNews, accidentally listen to Beck and Rush, etc.

Why not?  Everything about their lives is an "accident", including their very conception.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 14, 2011, 12:58:05 PM
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bobbolink Donating Member (1000+ posts) 
Sat May-14-11 11:33 AM
That thread with the laughter about a homeless man compacted in a dumpster were just good, clean fun?
   
Where is that thread? We need it.
Sounds like a good one.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: tanstaafl on May 14, 2011, 12:59:34 PM
My suggestion is that the primitives forget we even exist.

Remember the discussion three weeks ago, after I figured out that primitives change their behavior whenever they know they're being observed.

When the primitives don't know they're being watched, they're in a blissful--and highly-entertaining--original primitival state, the spectacle providing decent and civilized people a great deal of merriment (and accurate anthropological material, too).

Yes, I remember. And I agree.

But I am one of the FNG's on this forum, with an awesomely low post count, that I have to jump at any chance I get to hurl their stupidity back at them. They'll watch this place for a couple of days, then another shiny object of a subject will come up on the DU board to distract them and they'll relapse back to their true form.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Mike220 on May 14, 2011, 01:02:07 PM
 :popcorn:

This is fun to watch. I need to crack a beer and kick back.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: NHSparky on May 14, 2011, 01:04:06 PM
:popcorn:

I need to crack a beer and kick back.

Bastard.  I hate you.  The jealousy is dripping from my monitor.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: chitownchica on May 14, 2011, 01:09:03 PM
The weightlifting primitive currently resides in the same county as several of my relatives. It pains me to know that the fine people of Waxahachie, Red Oak, and Midlothian have to breathe the air she fouls up, as well as put up with her goofy letters to the editor of some two bit county paper. It's worse than the Waxahachie Daily Wipe, and that's saying something.  
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: franksolich on May 14, 2011, 01:29:11 PM
Yes, I remember. And I agree.

But I am one of the FNG's on this forum, with an awesomely low post count, that I have to jump at any chance I get to hurl their stupidity back at them. They'll watch this place for a couple of days, then another shiny object of a subject will come up on the DU board to distract them and they'll relapse back to their true form.

Yeah, my mole, and other moles, are busy right this minute, hurling shiny objects on Skins's island so as to distract the primitives, so they'll forget we're watching them.

I wish to God the cooking and baking primitives would forget franksolich exists, and return to that forum; it's been clogged with cobwebs ever since those primitives learned they were under observation for scientific purposes.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Traveshamockery on May 14, 2011, 01:32:16 PM
   
Where is that thread? We need it.
Sounds like a good one.


Her post is in the same thread mentioned above - it's just further down. 
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: chitownchica on May 14, 2011, 01:43:01 PM
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9. lol..and most of them probably live in my county.

No stupid DUmbass - I live in Chicago, but my parents and other relatives live in your county. What in the world are you doing in the red area of Ellis Co besides writing insane letters to the editor?
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Skul on May 14, 2011, 02:02:40 PM
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125. I know. I wouldn't have posted,except it was early and I have PMS 
 
Progressive Mental Stupidity??    :pms:
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: whiffleball on May 14, 2011, 02:33:10 PM
Wow, Skins must've taken CC off the verboten list.  How about that?  Or maybe he's off this weekend and his Mods are on strike after he tombstoned a Muslim relative of one their own.

That's right DU Mods, you tell 'im!  Skins giving a granite cookie to that person was a hate crime, a hate crime.  Skins forgot about that protected class.

ROFL!  That they get so worked up yet seek to remain 'above the fray' is totally delicious!
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: chitownchica on May 14, 2011, 02:38:25 PM
Some bad DUmmies are going to get detention for this.  Professor Skinner is not going to put up with this reckless behavior.   :rotf:

Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Tucker on May 14, 2011, 02:43:00 PM
They do exist.

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Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: franksolich on May 14, 2011, 02:44:42 PM
Some bad DUmmies are going to get detention for this.  Professor Skinner is not going to put up with this reckless behavior.   :rotf:



I only skimmed through it--I'm busy with something else in real life--as it's a very large campfire, but I'm encouraged, heartened, in that, other than an obscure reference to "coach" by the sparkling husband primitive, the primitive comments appear to be wholly franksolich-free.  Other prominent and highly-esteemed decent and civilized people are mentioned by name, but not myself.

Whew.

The deal is, I need to have the primitives forget franksolich exists, so that the primitives will go back to acting naturally.  Margaret Mead used to absent herself from one island or another, because the natives there were acting more for her, than naturally, and so she found it necessary.

Same here; franksolich is itching to get out the boat and row over to Skins's island.....but not until the primitives are once again ignorant of his existence.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: franksolich on May 14, 2011, 02:45:19 PM
They do exist.


Whoa.

What'd you suppose comment #94 was all about?
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Tucker on May 14, 2011, 02:49:33 PM
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devilgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sat May-14-11 03:10 PM
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131. Conservative Cave? Sound they're proud to be neanderthals?

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NUZ_fM-TQKQ/SOYy8c0DAgI/AAAAAAAAH2A/uP8Y_Wr59Uk/s400/republican-evolution.jpg)
   
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Sounds about right.

Don't you mean this?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/special/44presidents1.jpg)
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: thundley4 on May 14, 2011, 02:52:25 PM
I only skimmed through it--I'm busy with something else in real life--as it's a very large campfire, but I'm encouraged, heartened, in that, other than an obscure reference to "coach" by the sparkling husband primitive, the primitive comments appear to be wholly franksolich-free.  Other prominent and highly-esteemed decent and civilized people are mentioned by name, but not myself.

Whew.

The deal is, I need to have the primitives forget franksolich exists, so that the primitives will go back to acting naturally.  Margaret Mead used to absent herself from one island or another, because the natives there were acting more for her, than naturally, and so she found it necessary.

Same here; franksolich is itching to get out the boat and row over to Skins's island.....but not until the primitives are once again ignorant of his existence.

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110. Frank Solich, a dumbass of the highest order, started that site when he left
   
the CUmmies at the site that can't be mentioned. He's an ignorant egomaniac with an unwarranted super high opinion of himself. He's also a moron who likes to refer to himself in the thrid person. Have you ever run across someone you wish you could just reach through the monitor and slap the shit out of? For me, that person would be FrankSolich. What a buffoon!

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w8liftinglady   (1000+ posts)             Sat May-14-11 02:17 PM
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113. I am afraid Frank would secretly enjoy my reaching out and slapping him.
   
They tend to lean that way....you know,those moral conservatives.
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MrScorpio   (1000+ posts)             Sat May-14-11 02:25 PM
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117. I'm surprised that Frank has enough active neurons...
   
To run his autonomic nervous system. I didn't think that it was medically possible to be as stupid as he is.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: BattleHymn on May 14, 2011, 02:53:32 PM
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Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: franksolich on May 14, 2011, 02:54:58 PM
By the way, a heart-warming story I just heard, about twenty minutes ago.

This morning, on north U.S. Highway 81, a motor vehicle with Iowa license plates was stopped.

It wasn't stopped because of the Iowa license-plates; it was stopped because it was going 62 mph in a 60 mph speed zone, and was full of Italian-looking passengers.

Since the sparkling husband primitive is a caporegime in a, uh, rather large "organization" with long arms, and since the sparkling husband primitive appears to have a vendetta against franksolich, people up here are always on the lookout for Butcher Stefano, Break-Legs Angelo, and Smash-Mouth Francesco, from the d'Alessandro crime family in Maryland.

The car had Iowa license-plates because it was rented, no other reason.

There were no baseball bats in the trunk.

The passengers inside the automobile provided identification showing they were Italians from New Jersey, and not as feared, Italians from Maryland.

Per the usual practice up here, when visitors prove agreeable (not all are), they were given a $20 gift-card to an ice-cream place 22 miles down the road (the direction they were going), and set loose.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: thundley4 on May 14, 2011, 02:56:00 PM


Man I just got those quotes mentioning Frank by name just in time. :lmao:
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 14, 2011, 02:56:58 PM
Wow, Skins must've taken CC off the verboten list.  How about that?  Or maybe he's off this weekend and his Mods are on strike after he tombstoned a Muslim relative of one their own.

I'm sure Skimmer thought he and cbayer could slip away for the weekend, leaving the thread hammer in the hands of that nitwit Elad.

You'd think he would remember what happened to the DUmp the last time he made that mistake, but despite being a fellow alum of coach, Skimmer is, after all, a DUmmy himself.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: BattleHymn on May 14, 2011, 02:57:23 PM
Post #94 had a direct link to the register button at CC.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: tanstaafl on May 14, 2011, 03:02:58 PM


Skinner checked his mail, apparently.

Good job, Frank.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: franksolich on May 14, 2011, 03:04:31 PM


OH NO!

I'M BEING STALKED!

THE PRIMITIVES ARE READING, AND COMMENTING UPON, franksolich!

OH NO!

THAT HAS TO MEAN THE PRIMITIVES ARE STALKING franksolich IN REAL LIFE!

THE PRIMITIVES ARE FOLLOWING franksolich!

OH NO!

Okay, that being said, I'm now out of the hippywife primitive mode.

<<utterly contemptuous of the paranoia of the primitives.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: thundley4 on May 14, 2011, 03:04:45 PM
3 new members today, all registered after  1 p.m.  I wonder how they heard of us.

   MetroCherokee                          Probationary (Probie)   2011-05-14   
Date Registered:   Today at 02:47:24 pm
Last Active:   Today at 03:02:39 pm
   
   m855guy                        Probationary (Probie)   2011-05-14   
Date Registered:   Today at 01:27:35 pm
Last Active:   Today at 02:57:33 pm
   
   farmzoid                        Probationary (Probie)   2011-05-14   
Date Registered:   Today at 01:10:24 pm
Last Active:   Today at 01:13:21 pm
   
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: franksolich on May 14, 2011, 03:06:04 PM
Skinner checked his mail, apparently.

Good job, Frank.

Well, my fellow alum sure took his own good time.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Tucker on May 14, 2011, 03:06:53 PM
Had to set a record for the longest lasting shoutout thread.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: franksolich on May 14, 2011, 03:09:09 PM
3 new members today, all registered after  1 p.m.  I wonder how they heard of us.

   MetroCherokee                          Probationary (Probie)   2011-05-14   
Date Registered:   Today at 02:47:24 pm
Last Active:   Today at 03:02:39 pm
   
   m855guy                        Probationary (Probie)   2011-05-14   
Date Registered:   Today at 01:27:35 pm
Last Active:   Today at 02:57:33 pm
   
   farmzoid                        Probationary (Probie)   2011-05-14   
Date Registered:   Today at 01:10:24 pm
Last Active:   Today at 01:13:21 pm
   

Well, whoever they are, they're welcome here, as long as they like everybody else follow the rules.

The sparkling husband primitive allegedly has a mole here, but since he's not causing any problems, more power to the sparkling husband primitive.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: franksolich on May 14, 2011, 03:10:46 PM
Had to set a record for the longest lasting shoutout thread.

Yeah, sir, I'm really surprised that campfire was allowed to burn for so long.

But I suspect some knuckles are getting rapped over it.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 14, 2011, 03:17:21 PM
Quote
MrScorpio   (1000+ posts)             Sat May-14-11 02:25 PM
Response to Reply #110
117. I'm surprised that Frank has enough active neurons...
   
To run his autonomic nervous system. I didn't think that it was medically possible to be as stupid as he is.

You may already know that DUmmy MrScorpio is the self-proclaimed Ghetto Star.
It's kind of surprising that he can spell "autonomic".
It's even more surprising that he can't spell "Glock".
I hope it isn't racist to point that out.
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/scorpio.jpg)
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: ChuckJ on May 14, 2011, 03:23:59 PM
Isn't Scorpio the one responsible for the cop jumping out of bushes story?
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: franksolich on May 14, 2011, 03:24:25 PM
This by the way is grievously in error:

Quote
Frank Solich, a dumbass of the highest order, started that site when he left the CUmmies at the site that can't be mentioned.

franksolich had nothing to do with starting conservativecave; that Honor and that Foresight belongs with others.

franksolich is not even a charter member here.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: Ballygrl on May 14, 2011, 03:30:46 PM
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/dummiedestroyer/0512message.jpg)

:lmao:
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: franksolich on May 14, 2011, 03:32:34 PM
Isn't Scorpio the one responsible for the cop jumping out of bushes story?

According to the DUmping Ground, the "reference section" here (the DUmpster itself being the "general circulation section"), it was some bozo unterprimitiven primitive, RandomKoolzip, who originated that phrase.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Alpha Mare on May 14, 2011, 03:41:59 PM
Quote
Fly by night

Some of us live lives with purpose -- others with not-so-quiet (and disquieting) desperation.

Definition of FLY-BY-NIGHT
1
: one that seeks to evade responsibilities and especially creditors by flight
2
: one without established reputation or standing;


How very fitting.  It's life's purpose is to desperately avoid responsibility.  :loser:
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Ballygrl on May 14, 2011, 03:44:47 PM
Hi DUmmies!  :bigbird: Like my new Avatar? I did it just for you.

That's *MY* gun BTW.
I live for using nothing but the best to making new avatars for retards to lose sleep over.  :-)

Awwwww, I love the Phil avatar. :(
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: thundley4 on May 14, 2011, 03:45:30 PM
Definition of FLY-BY-NIGHT
1
: one that seeks to evade responsibilities and especially creditors by flight
2
: one without established reputation or standing;


How very fitting.  It's life's purpose is to desperately avoid responsibility.  :loser:

Fly by night is the primitive busted for drug dealing that lives on a million dollar homestead where he grew pot.  No word on whether or not he ever got his pardon from fellow drug user Obama.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Ballygrl on May 14, 2011, 03:49:56 PM
It wasn't stopped because of the Iowa license-plates; it was stopped because it was going 62 mph in a 60 mph speed zone, and was full of Italian-looking passengers.

Since the sparkling husband primitive is a caporegime in a, uh, rather large "organization" with long arms, and since the sparkling husband primitive appears to have a vendetta against franksolich, people up here are always on the lookout for Butcher Stefano, Break-Legs Angelo, and Smash-Mouth Francesco, from the d'Alessandro crime family in Maryland.

The car had Iowa license-plates because it was rented, no other reason.

There were no baseball bats in the trunk.

The passengers inside the automobile provided identification showing they were Italians from New Jersey, and not as feared, Italians from Maryland.

:lmao:
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 14, 2011, 03:57:24 PM
The h8lifter's thread has nearly a thousand views here, and who knows how many at the DUmp, before Skimmer shoved the nitwit Elad out of the way and hit the flush button. I'm sure that's many times more views than she has ever had for one of her addle-brained letters-to-the-editor in her boondocks weekly local paper.

I'm sure h8lifter has stars in her eyes, and visions of a Top DUmmy award dancing in her vacant head. She really isn't a contender, but let's hope the competitive threat will spur more activity from the DUmbasses who really could win.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: franksolich on May 14, 2011, 04:04:14 PM
The h8lifter's thread has nearly a thousand views here, and who knows how many at the DUmp, before Skimmer shoved the nitwit Elad out of the way and hit the flush button. I'm sure that's many times more views than she has ever had for one of her addle-brained letters-to-the-editor in her boondocks weekly local paper.

I'm sure h8lifter has stars in her eyes, and visions of a Top DUmmy award dancing in her vacant head. She really isn't a contender, but let's hope the competitive threat will spur more activity from the DUmbasses who really could win.

Actually, she's always been--at least for many years if not all years--a dark horse for the top twenty, the darkest possible horse, a pony even, but if she can pull off three or four similar stunts the next seven months, she might break into the top half of the bottom ten of the top twenty.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: NHSparky on May 14, 2011, 04:07:07 PM
Man, whoda thunk that progressives just shove shit down the memory hole like yesterday's leftovers?

BTW, I'm still waiting for one of you DUmmies to show up and post a recent paystub.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: compaqxp on May 14, 2011, 04:11:46 PM
I have an add-on in Firefox that can save web pages to as images. I took this one of that topic.


Enjoy the massive image. Don't click if you have dialup.

Image link (http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8902/post4o.png)


*Edit, that got cut off when I uploaded it, if anyone cares for me to try again I will.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Traveshamockery on May 14, 2011, 04:45:54 PM
Okay. I'll confess. Stinky is my mole.  I hope my mole doesn't get tombstoned. 

 :whistling:
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: franksolich on May 14, 2011, 05:12:11 PM
Okay. I'll confess. Stinky is my mole.  I hope my mole doesn't get tombstoned. 

 :whistling:


I don't believe it for a minute, madam.

Curse me in italiano, to prove it.

Trust me, the sparkling husband primitive has cursed me plenty of times, rather, uh, colorfully.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Chris_ on May 14, 2011, 05:30:55 PM
Quote
w8liftinglady   (1000+ posts)             Sat May-14-11 09:08 AM
Original message
Hi, members of Conservative Cave...you sweet trolls! A few suggestions
   
1. Feel free to post.
Yeah.  About that...
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/memoryhole.png)
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Randy on May 14, 2011, 05:36:34 PM
Awwwww, I love the Phil avatar. :(

Oh trust me, Phil will be back. I saved him before I changed to the pistol. Once this thread has been seen by all the lurkers he'll be back.  :-)
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Tucker on May 14, 2011, 05:41:39 PM
I have an add-on in Firefox that can save web pages to as images. I took this one of that topic.


Enjoy the massive image. Don't click if you have dialup.

Image link (http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8902/post4o.png)


*Edit, that got cut off when I uploaded it, if anyone cares for me to try again I will.

Where can I get that icon?
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 14, 2011, 05:44:06 PM
Okay. I'll confess. Stinky is my mole.  I hope my mole doesn't get tombstoned. 
I think Stimpy (I feel like Pitt stealing that from someone, but it was good) is more likely to be Cigarette Girl. Something's going on there, and it's not just in Eye-tie.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: compaqxp on May 14, 2011, 05:46:12 PM
Where can I get that icon?
What Icon?

If you want the image you should just be able to right click and get a save option.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: diesel driver on May 14, 2011, 05:53:30 PM
I guarantee you will see more Che/Marx avatars at the DUmp than you will see of guns here.

Me?  I like diesels!   :-)
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: chitownchica on May 14, 2011, 06:15:53 PM
I have an add-on in Firefox that can save web pages to as images. I took this one of that topic.


Enjoy the massive image. Don't click if you have dialup.

Image link (http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8902/post4o.png)


*Edit, that got cut off when I uploaded it, if anyone cares for me to try again I will.


Hey Compaq - what is the name of the add-on? I'd like to try it out.  Thanks :)
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 14, 2011, 06:27:39 PM
Actually, she's always been--at least for many years if not all years--a dark horse for the top twenty, the darkest possible horse, a pony even, but if she can pull off three or four similar stunts the next seven months, she might break into the top half of the bottom ten of the top twenty.
It was a nice stunt, a very nice stunt. But I'll bet the enigmatic Elad is pissed at her. After six long years on Skimmer's shit list for humiliating the DUmp with the Andyscam, he finally had a chance at vindication. All he had to do was spend one weekend sitting at the vast DUmp control panel, tweaking knobs and moving sliders just a fraction, watching all the blasphemy gauges and adjusting the lunacy pressure relief valves just so.

Meanwhile, Skimmer, his boss and role model, could have a relaxing weekend getaway with cbayer the thread slayer, a brief respite from the crushing responsibility of 24/7 DUmp supervision. Come Monday morning, the shame DUmmy Elad has lived with for six years would evaporate, as Skimmer returned, gave Elad a manhug and a high-five, and resumed his place in the plush, high-backed, leather-upholstered, smoothly swivelling, pneumatically-cushioned DUmp captain's chair, refreshed, tanned and ready to resume control. The enigmatic Elad could look forward to a small raise in pay, a tiny trace of respect from Skimmer, and maybe even a little relief from the Lord Marblehead's constant mocking derision.

Instead, the stupid h8lifter picked this weekend, of all weekends, to pull her stupid callout stunt. Elad, consumed by critical decisionmaking in his Farmville life, overlooked her thread, never noticing the blink, blink, blink, blink of the red "illegal thread" warning light. For hours, the thread raged out of control, breaking every DUmp rule and every Skimmer commandment, over and over.

At last, Skimmer himself, having been alerted by someone civilized and decent enough to care about DUmp propriety, came charging back into the DUmp control room. He violently shoved the enigmatic Elad aside, and slammed down on the "flush thread" lever. Elad may never recover.

At least I think that's what happened.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Ballygrl on May 14, 2011, 06:27:51 PM
I think Stimpy (I feel like Pitt stealing that from someone, but it was good) is more likely to be Cigarette Girl. Something's going on there, and it's not just in Eye-tie.

:lmao:

In nessun modo potrebbe puzzolente di gestire una donna italiana repubblicana, come me, senza dubbio avrebbe trovato me interessante, però, ma il mio maritino viene ad avere tutto di me. :-)
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: zeitgeist on May 14, 2011, 06:35:43 PM
I have an add-on in Firefox that can save web pages to as images. I took this one of that topic.


Enjoy the massive image. Don't click if you have dialup.

Image link (http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8902/post4o.png)


*Edit, that got cut off when I uploaded it, if anyone cares for me to try again I will.

Ah Compaq, you magnificent bastard, Skin~flute lost again.   :rotf:


^5
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Tucker on May 14, 2011, 06:36:02 PM
Suffice it to say that w8liftinglady and my mole have a close, intimate relationship.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: chitownchica on May 14, 2011, 06:42:51 PM
I only skimmed through it--I'm busy with something else in real life--as it's a very large campfire, but I'm encouraged, heartened, in that, other than an obscure reference to "coach" by the sparkling husband primitive, the primitive comments appear to be wholly franksolich-free.  Other prominent and highly-esteemed decent and civilized people are mentioned by name, but not myself.

Whew.

The deal is, I need to have the primitives forget franksolich exists, so that the primitives will go back to acting naturally.  Margaret Mead used to absent herself from one island or another, because the natives there were acting more for her, than naturally, and so she found it necessary.

Same here; franksolich is itching to get out the boat and row over to Skins's island.....but not until the primitives are once again ignorant of his existence.

Unfortunately your good name was cursed by the heathens.  That just means you are doing something right  :cheersmate:.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: compaqxp on May 14, 2011, 06:51:28 PM

Hey Compaq - what is the name of the add-on? I'd like to try it out.  Thanks :)

Screengrab
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Tucker on May 14, 2011, 06:57:19 PM
Screengrab

Got it and thanks. Too many years of using a mac. 
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Revolution on May 14, 2011, 07:07:45 PM

:lmao:

In nessun modo potrebbe puzzolente di gestire una donna italiana repubblicana, come me, senza dubbio avrebbe trovato me interessante, però, ma il mio maritino viene ad avere tutto di me. :-)


 :lmao: Holy shit. Bravo, ma'am. :clap:

Quote
Suck it.  Suck it long and hard.

Are you serious, Sparky? After all I'm sure your junk has done for you, you would honestly treat it in such a manner?

For shame... :hammer:
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: franksolich on May 14, 2011, 07:11:30 PM
This is for the lurking sparkling husband primitive; everybody else can ignore it.

possa il vostro testicoli inaridiscono e può girare il vostro organo sessuale attivo.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Chris_ on May 14, 2011, 07:11:52 PM
Husb2Sparkly is adamant that the avatar he's using "belongs" to him. 

If writing the word "****" on a picture owned by United Features and the Schultz family is an example of his skill as an artist, no wonder he's the third cartoonist on a staff of three.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Ballygrl on May 14, 2011, 07:19:28 PM
OMG! :lmao: I used freaking google translator and it totally screwed up the words, the english version said "a pretty Italian Republican" and it translated to "smelly Italian Republican". OK, I have a sense of humor so I'll  :lmao: at it. BTW I don't smell, I'm a clean freak LOL.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: franksolich on May 14, 2011, 07:25:23 PM
Husb2Sparkly is adamant that the avatar he's using "belongs" to him.  

If writing the word "****" on a picture owned by United Features and the Schultz family is an example of his skill as an artist, no wonder he's the third cartoonist on a staff of three.

You're confusing Pedro Picasso of Connecticut (the really stupid "Atman" primitive) with the sparkling husband primitive of Maryland, sir.

Pedro Picasso's the low-artist-on-the-totem-pole where he works; the sparkling husband primitive is a caporegime in a, uh, business organization.

It's easy to remember; Pedro Picasso's the really stupid one.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: thundley4 on May 14, 2011, 07:30:05 PM
You're confusing Pedro Picasso of Connecticut (the really stupid "Atman" primitive) with the sparkling husband primitive of Maryland, sir.

Pedro Picasso's the low-artist-on-the-totem-pole where he works; the sparkling husband primitive is a caporegime in a, uh, business organization.

It's easy to remember; Pedro Picasso's the really stupid one.

For many years I've used various Peanuts images as my avatar on the Cubs.com boards.  I think I've used a couple here, now and again. I've just never defaced one like the primitives do.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 14, 2011, 07:30:53 PM
Quote
What we really ought to do is invite them here and maybe have some cake and warm milk with them. Poor lost souls.

A lot of us have jobs.  If you let me know ahead of time, I might be able to squeeze this into my schedule.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Revolution on May 14, 2011, 07:43:00 PM
^ My hours are still low, so I may be able to cover for you, but I have been told I'll be picking up in June/July. Someone will have to take up for me then.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 14, 2011, 08:14:10 PM
^ My hours are still low, so I may be able to cover for you, but I have been told I'll be picking up in June/July. Someone will have to take up for me then.

Yes, I am working 6am-2:30pm Sunday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.  But even with my Monday & Tuesdays off, I am busy clipping coupons and planning shopping trips.  I just don't have time for cake with Stinky.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: chitownchica on May 14, 2011, 09:03:28 PM
Screengrab

Thanks! I've used SnagIt, but it's kind of a hassle.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 15, 2011, 09:08:27 AM
Huh...no mention of guns anywhere in my sig or avatar.  Matter of fact, the mention of guns in our sigs/avatars is more showing what we've served in/on, not our fascination with weapons per se.
But then again, Freud DID say that a fear of weapons was a sign of a retarded sexual and emotional maturity.

"Not that there's anything wrong with that."

 :-)
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 15, 2011, 10:16:55 AM
Huh...no mention of guns anywhere in my sig or avatar.  Matter of fact, the mention of guns in our sigs/avatars is more showing what we've served in/on, not our fascination with weapons per se.

But then again, Freud DID say that a fear of weapons was a sign of a retarded sexual and emotional maturity.

Matter of fact, that's the only mention of weapons in my signature--not my avatar, DUmb****s. :tongue:
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Chris_ on May 15, 2011, 12:55:36 PM
Looks like Google was faster than Skinner.

cache (http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:JcNuKdZpnqkJ:www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php%3Faz%3Dview_all%26address%3D439x1100615+site:democraticunderground.com+cave&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=safari&source=www.google.com)
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 15, 2011, 01:17:35 PM
Quote
TygrBright  (1000+ posts)        Sat May-14-11 03:12 PM
Response to Reply #125
Y'know, at first I was feeling kinda... well... y'know, sad and left out, since although I was listed on one of their weird lists of DUers, there was no nickname attached, nothing to indicate where I stand on their List of Ennemies[sic] of All Things Desent[sic] and 'Murikan.

Then a little further searching (always using cached pages... sorta like handling it with EPS gauntlets...) that I at least have a nickname there. So I must have SOME kind of "fan base."
Until this desperate attention-seeking post, I had never heard of this DUmmy. About as obscure, nameless, and faceless as an unterprimitiven could possibly be. I guess he's a part of the DUmp's teeming, squirming mob, but I've never before read his name.
 
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: franksolich on May 15, 2011, 03:30:33 PM
Until this desperate attention-seeking post, I had never heard of this DUmmy.....

Me neither.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: DefiantSix on May 15, 2011, 04:02:08 PM
Quote
TygrBright  (1000+ posts)        Sat May-14-11 03:12 PM
Response to Reply #125
Y'know, at first I was feeling kinda... well... y'know, sad and left out, since although I was listed on one of their weird lists of DUers, there was no nickname attached, nothing to indicate where I stand on their List of Ennemies[sic] of All Things Desent[sic] and 'Murikan.

Then a little further searching (always using cached pages... sorta like handling it with EPS gauntlets...) that I at least have a nickname there. So I must have SOME kind of "fan base."

Until this desperate attention-seeking post, I had never heard of this DUmmy. About as obscure, nameless, and faceless as an unterprimitiven could possibly be. I guess he's a part of the DUmp's teeming, squirming mob, but I've never before read his name.
 


Me neither.

I think this ought to be grounds for immediate dismissal from further possible consideration for DOTY honors.  After all, the award is recognition of which primitive has come up with the most asinine posts and positions through the course of the year; not about who can "serruptitiously"  (well, for a DUmmy, anyway) attention whore and suck up the most to the judges.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 15, 2011, 04:06:29 PM
Until this desperate attention-seeking post, I had never heard of this DUmmy. About as obscure, nameless, and faceless as an unterprimitiven could possibly be. I guess he's a part of the DUmp's teeming, squirming mob, but I've never before read his name.
 



Me neither.


I think this ought to be grounds for immediate dismissal from further possible consideration for DOTY honors.  After all, the award is recognition of which primitive has come up with the most asinine posts and positions through the course of the year; not about who can "serruptitiously"  (well, for a DUmmy, anyway) attention whore and suck up the most to the judges.

I agree, and H5ed you for that.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Odin's Hand on May 15, 2011, 04:08:39 PM
Until this desperate attention-seeking post, I had never heard of this DUmmy. About as obscure, nameless, and faceless as an unterprimitiven could possibly be. I guess he's a part of the DUmp's teeming, squirming mob, but I've never before read his name.
 



Me neither.


I think this ought to be grounds for immediate dismissal from further possible consideration for DOTY honors.  After all, the award is recognition of which primitive has come up with the most asinine posts and positions through the course of the year; not about who can "serruptitiously"  (well, for a DUmmy, anyway) attention whore and suck up the most to the judges.

Seconded...commence the "Walk of Shame" for this DUmmy.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 15, 2011, 04:10:42 PM
I think this ought to be grounds for immediate dismissal from further possible consideration for DOTY honors.  After all, the award is recognition of which primitive has come up with the most asinine posts and positions through the course of the year; not about who can "serruptitiously"  (well, for a DUmmy, anyway) attention whore and suck up the most to the judges.
Well, it worked for Pam Dawson, but, thankfully, it failed for the despicable TLB.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: DefiantSix on May 15, 2011, 04:17:33 PM
Well, it worked for Pam Dawson, but, thankfully, it failed for the despicable TLB.

Pam may have lobbied for it, but her unbounded idiocy made such attention whoring completely superfluous.  I challenge anybody to show me how Pam won DOTY on anything other than merit.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 15, 2011, 04:42:36 PM
Pam may have lobbied for it, but her unbounded idiocy made such attention whoring completely superfluous.  I challenge anybody to show me how Pam won DOTY on anything other than merit.
Oh, I didn't mean to imply in any way that Pam didn't deserve her Top DUmmy designation.

She's a lunatic worthy of following in the heroic footsteps of TomInTib.
 
I do think Pam's achievement came easier for her, due to an unfortunate discombobulation in her genetic material.

A few protein molecules seem to have ended up in the wrong neighborhood, facilitating her DUmmitude.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: ScubaGuy on May 15, 2011, 05:50:34 PM

You may already know that DUmmy MrScorpio is the self-proclaimed Ghetto Star.
It's kind of surprising that he can spell "autonomic".
It's even more surprising that he can't spell "Glock".
I hope it isn't racist to point that out.
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/scorpio.jpg)

Please tell me that's a photoshop that you did for Mr. Scorpio.

Nothing screams pathetic loser more than some white guy, who can't really grow a mustache trying to look ghetto tough.  :loser:
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: Boudicca on May 15, 2011, 05:57:06 PM
The DU forum layout sucks, this one is far more modern in terms of layout like most other forums.

I doubt they'll last long after that. If not banned they'll sure be on DU's watch list.

Compaqxp, sweetie, you are sure to have your hair shaved off and yourself branded as a collaborator when the DUBORG assimilates us Cavers into their moist, voluminous cavitities. :lmao:

HI5 from me for braving the liberal juggernaut bearing down upon us.  I'm sure everyone here is quaking in their shoes, as am I, for our Day of Reckoning from those  :loser:s.  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: Boudicca on May 15, 2011, 05:58:57 PM
Yeah, I did.

I do this all the time.

It wounds the heart when the coarse primitives don't respect the rules of he who has so magnanimously given the primitives a place to be.  An insult to my fellow alum is an insult to franksolich.

Oh boy, your post just REEKS of sincerity. :lmao:
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: BattleHymn on May 15, 2011, 06:01:25 PM
Compaqxp, sweetie, you are sure to have your hair shaved off and yourself branded as a collaborator when the DUBORG assimilates us Cavers into their moist, voluminous cavitities. :lmao:

HI5 from me for braving the liberal juggernaut bearing down upon us.  I'm sure everyone here is quaking in their shoes, as am I, for our Day of Reckoning from those  :loser:s.  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Vichy Compaqxp     :lmao:
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 15, 2011, 06:04:01 PM
Please tell me that's a photoshop that you did for Mr. Scorpio.

Nothing screams pathetic loser more than some white guy, who can't really grow a mustache trying to look ghetto tough.  :loser:


These are the same type of guys who come to the rent a car from us and demand a Dodge Charger.  They will be like, "yo girl, you got any Chargers available?"  At this point, I want to say, "yeah, for $100 a day, boy"  Just to see if they are dumb enough to pay that rate.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: Boudicca on May 15, 2011, 06:21:32 PM
Heh. Help your fellow man?

I'll guarantee that, on balance, there a lot more DUmmies on the receiving end of volunteer/government help than on the giving end. Probably the exact inverse of the percentage here.

For the record...not a Chee-tos guy. I'm a fan of Herr's Cheese Curls, a local cheese-crunch delicacy.

I refuse any attempt to diss Cheetos. :hammer:  My 2-year old grandson loves them.  However, being raised as a conservative, I don't anticipate that he'll be ensconced in his grandparents' or parents' basement sucking them down whilst posting on anonymous liberal circle jerk websites attempting to validate himself and his indolent/insolent lifestyle.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: BattleHymn on May 15, 2011, 06:22:20 PM

These are the same type of guys who come to the rent a car from us and demand a Dodge Charger.  They will be like, "yo girl, you got any Chargers available?"  At this point, I want to say, "yeah, for $100 a day, boy"  Just to see if they are dumb enough to pay that rate.

When I rent a vehicle, I am just happy to get one that doesn't smell like farts.  
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Boudicca on May 15, 2011, 06:28:39 PM

These are the same type of guys who come to the rent a car from us and demand a Dodge Charger.  They will be like, "yo girl, you got any Chargers available?"  At this point, I want to say, "yeah, for $100 a day, boy"  Just to see if they are dumb enough to pay that rate.

****ers would be accusing you of racism, calling them boys.  You know what I mean. :banghead:
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: franksolich on May 15, 2011, 07:03:20 PM
Oh boy, your post just REEKS of sincerity. :lmao:

But it is sincere, madam.

I have my fellow alum Skins's best interests at heart.

His politics and his values are a ridiculous Abomination, short-sighted, lacking in principle and permanency, convoluted, carnal, mercenary, loathesome and disgusting, but that's just his politics.

Other than that, he's a nice guy who tries to do his best.

I wouldn't want his job.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: Boudicca on May 15, 2011, 07:05:16 PM
But it is sincere, madam.

I have my fellow alum Skins's best interests at heart.

His politics and his values are a ridiculous Abomination, short-sighted, lacking in principle and permanency, convoluted, carnal, mercenary, loathesome and disgusting, but that's just his politics.

Other than that, he's a nice guy who tries to do his best.

I wouldn't want his job.

Yeah, but he gets so many dummie funded luxury vacays, sir, I would like his job myself.  IF I were lost to all sense of morality, common decency and self-respect that is.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 15, 2011, 07:27:12 PM
I wouldn't want his job.
I agree, though unlike you, I hold Skimmer in utmost contempt.
I cannot imagine how awful it would be to consider Lord Marblehead and the enigmatic nitwit Elad my "colleagues".
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: franksolich on May 15, 2011, 08:14:16 PM
I agree, though unlike you, I hold Skimmer in utmost contempt.

I cannot imagine how awful it would be to consider Lord Marblehead and the enigmatic nitwit Elad my "colleagues".

By the way, sir, about suppertime here, a county deputy sheriff stopped a motor vehicle bearing Oklahoma license-plates, in which were two old hippies, one male the other female.

He wanted to question the pony-tailed guy about some funny $10-bills that have been showing up here.

The guy said he didn't have any $10-bills on him, and as the deputy didn't have a warrant, he had to take the pony-tailed's word for it.

He did notice however the back-seat passenger compartment was loaded with all sorts of cookware and earrings.  And that there was a big heavy-duty chain-saw in the trunk, gasoline-powered.

I'm starting to get concerned; hippywife Mrs. Alfred Packer and hippyhubby Wild Bill seem hot on my tracks, although as of now, they're still four counties off.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: BattleHymn on May 15, 2011, 08:16:23 PM
they're still four counties off.

So, about 300 miles?   :-)
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: franksolich on May 15, 2011, 08:26:40 PM
So, about 300 miles?   :-)

Nah, counties in Nebraska tend to be pretty small; there's 93 of them jammed in here.

One county is larger than the whole state of Connecticut, and four other counties are larger than Delaware or Rhode Island, but for the most part, they're pretty small counties.

Some of these counties--say, circa 15 miles x 20 miles--have only 400-600 people in them, even less.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Celtic Rose on May 15, 2011, 09:02:49 PM
Until this desperate attention-seeking post, I had never heard of this DUmmy. About as obscure, nameless, and faceless as an unterprimitiven could possibly be. I guess he's a part of the DUmp's teeming, squirming mob, but I've never before read his name.
 


Me neither, but he seems to have taken it from one of my favorite poems, which annoys me. 
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: delilahmused on May 16, 2011, 12:07:43 AM
I don't know, I'm not so sure they should be lobbying so hard for such an honor. It seems those that win soon after fall from grace, some, it seems, are even forced to leave the comfort and safety of the island. Many sail off into obscurity and are never heard from again. And yet they crave the attention.

But perhaps I do have too much time on my hands because between running a chicken farm, training for a marathon in the fall & strength & HIIT training, making jewelry, preparing for a class I'm teaching at a local bead shop, working in art journal, painting my living room & kitchen, redoing my floor in my dining room, kitchen & living room, redesigning my perennial garden, working my herding dogs, etc., etc., etc. I have way too much free time. Of course, it could just be that with my busy life, I need some comic relief...as remote as that possibility is. Such is the life of a pampered farm wife!

Cindie
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Rebel on May 16, 2011, 09:16:29 AM
Quote
Skidmore  (1000+ posts)        Sat May-14-11 10:17 AM
Response to Reply #36
38. There is virtually no information about who the moderators or site owners are. I'm wondering if it isn't sponsored by one of the big guys. It just seems to me that people who are so proud of their view should hide when the appear to want to present a...message?... to the public.

We know who owns DU and why they conduct business the way they do...what their philosphy is. Just sayin'.

Says an idiot who posts on a board where the Admins are paid. NEWSFLASH for you, DUmbass, ever see any f'n "Fund Drives" here? Our operating expenses are paid by Google Ads and if they don't cover it, we'll come up with it ourselves. This isn't our "job", it's a hobby to us. What does Skins do for a living? I mean, aside from bilking you monster tards out of thousands. Oh, and your format sucks ass.

F'n moron.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 16, 2011, 09:19:38 AM
Quote
Skidmore  (1000+ posts)        Sat May-14-11 10:17 AM
Response to Reply #36
38. There is virtually no information about who the moderators or site owners are.

Who the **** cares?

I mean most of us who post here know who runs the board.  Do you want us to dig into their donation records/policy positions so we can see if they are 100% ideologically pure, Skidmark? ::) ::)

We don't care.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Rebel on May 16, 2011, 09:21:26 AM
Who the **** cares?

I mean most of us who post here know who runs the board.  Do you want us to dig into their donation records/policy positions so we can see if they are 100% ideologically pure, Skidmark? ::) ::)

We don't care.

You know why they care. They're fascist goons. They want to destroy anyone they disagree with.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Karin on May 16, 2011, 09:40:12 AM
The thought that strikes me is, why does a thread like this, over there, have to get flushed down the toilet by their mods?  What actual harm is it doing for each side to be throwing barbs at each other?  Isn't that quintessentially American? 
 
We keep it up because it's entertaining.   They flush it.  Why exactly? 
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Rebel on May 16, 2011, 09:44:03 AM
The thought that strikes me is, why does a thread like this, over there, have to get flushed down the toilet by their mods?  What actual harm is it doing for each side to be throwing barbs at each other?  Isn't that quintessentially American?  
  
We keep it up because it's entertaining.   They flush it.  Why exactly?  

Who said they were American? Those are the types of idiots that are diametrically opposed to every principle upon which this nation was founded.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 16, 2011, 09:48:27 AM
The thought that strikes me is, why does a thread like this, over there, have to get flushed down the toilet by their mods?  What actual harm is it doing for each side to be throwing barbs at each other?  Isn't that quintessentially American? 
 
We keep it up because it's entertaining.   They flush it.  Why exactly? 

$kimmer doesn't want competition from other websites.  He gets enough already.  If he allowed mentions of sites that lampoon the DUmp, the DUmmies would feel compelled to spend more time here.  Maybe the DUmmies would stop posting as much there and, most importantly, stop contributing to $kimmer's Italian vacations.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 16, 2011, 06:28:04 PM
The thought that strikes me is, why does a thread like this, over there, have to get flushed down the toilet by their mods?  What actual harm is it doing for each side to be throwing barbs at each other?  Isn't that quintessentially American? 
 
We keep it up because it's entertaining.   They flush it.  Why exactly? 
The other answers make good sense.
BUT. I think Skinner is under orders from on high. His job is to keep the crazies corralled at DU. If they start getting out and embarrassing the Democrats, Skinner loses his job. Primitives have no idea that they are free to post anywhere on the net they want. One they figure that out they could destroy the parties image.


--Yeah, I think he is being paid to do what he does by high up types in the party. Why else would he associate with the monkeys like he does?
Skinner has nothing in common with the DU types.

This is all about control.

The best analogy I can think of is the media's self imposed censorship of a gay pride parade. The news will only show happy people marching. We will never be show the vast majority of freaks and open sex in front of children...Consequently most people have an innocent idea of what goes on in a gay pride parade.

Its the same thing here. The freaks are being hidden from view.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Tucker on May 16, 2011, 06:32:00 PM
The other answers make good sense.
BUT. I think Skinner is under orders from on high. His job is to keep the crazies corralled at DU. If they start getting out and embarrassing the Democrats, Skinner loses his job. Primitives have no idea that they are free to post anywhere on the net they want. One they figure that out they could destroy the parties image.


--Yeah, I think he is being paid to do what he does by high up types in the party. Why else would he associate with the monkeys like he does?
Skinner has nothing in common with the DU types.

This is all about control.

The best analogy I can think of is the media's self imposed censorship of a gay pride parade. The news will only show happy people marching. We will never be show the vast majority of freaks and open sex in front of children...Consequently most people have an innocent idea of what goes on in a gay pride parade.

Its the same thing here. The freaks are being hidden from view.

I think you're partially right. I think that the DLC had a financial stake in forming DU. I read it somewhere but could never find it again.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: commonguymd on May 16, 2011, 06:32:31 PM
Its the same thing here. The freaks are being hidden from view.

I resemble that remark.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: zeitgeist on June 19, 2011, 07:47:34 AM
I think you're partially right. I think that the DLC had a financial stake in forming DU. I read it somewhere but could never find it again.

DU is a DLC front operation. Skinner and his two friends are just the useful idiots who run the lights and curtains at this Kubuki theater of the mind.  Mr Mann is right it is a correl for the lunitic fringe who the DLC ( since rebranded to keep the Dummies confused ) created to keep from parading around neked in public so to speak.

This is what makes the dump so darn entertaining.  Liberals are taught they are the best and brightest in the room.  Little do they realize "In the land of the blind, the one eyed Jack is King."  Du, the land of the blind, is lead by Skinner, the one eyed Jack and a couple Jokers. 

There are some great links out there to David Allen and the DLC IIRC. 
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: zeitgeist on June 19, 2011, 05:43:31 PM
DU is a DLC front operation. Skinner and his two friends are just the useful idiots who run the lights and curtains at this Kubuki theater of the mind.  Mr Mann is right it is a correl for the lunitic fringe who the DLC ( since rebranded to keep the Dummies confused ) created to keep from parading around neked in public so to speak.

This is what makes the dump so darn entertaining.  Liberals are taught they are the best and brightest in the room.  Little do they realize "In the land of the blind, the one eyed Jack is King."  Du, the land of the blind, is lead by Skinner, the one eyed Jack and a couple Jokers. 

There are some great links out there to David Allen and the DLC IIRC. 

I would offer for your investigation one such link:

http://davefromqueens2.blogspot.com/2010/03/democratic-underground-directly-tied-to.html

Enjoy, and remember, google dlc + du  to your heart's content the dummies do it all the time.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)
Post by: Tucker on June 19, 2011, 06:04:26 PM
I hope that goes viral at the DUmp. The DUmmies hate the DLC with a passion.
Title: Re: A shoutout from the Weightedlady
Post by: formerlurker on June 19, 2011, 06:24:31 PM
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/dummiedestroyer/0512message.jpg)

You do have a gift Frank.   H5.