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Title: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
Post by: bijou on May 05, 2011, 07:18:05 AM: A Canadian manâ€™s attempts to meet up with a woman he met online have gone horribly wrong after his date turned out to be his own girlfriend.

Barrie police said the 49-year-old woman turned up at a local coffee shop at the weekend at the arranged time and proceeded to throw coffee in her boyfriendâ€™s face before slapping him.

Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/862396-canadian-mans-online-date-turns-out-to-be-his-girlfriend#ixzz1LTnopTEJ

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Title: Re: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 05, 2011, 08:08:15 AM: Busted!

:rotf:
Title: Re: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 05, 2011, 08:10:02 AM: Sounds like the Rupert Holmes song "Escape (The Pina Colada Song").

Sorry for any earworms. At least I didn't post the YouTube video/song.
Title: Re: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
Post by: IassaFTots on May 05, 2011, 08:11:08 AM: Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 05, 2011, 08:10:02 AM
Sounds like the Rupert Holmes "Escape (The Pina Colada Song").

Sorry for any earworms. At least I didn't post the YouTube video/song.

Well, it's better than the "pass the dutchie" one from yesterday.
Title: Re: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 05, 2011, 08:11:49 AM: Quote from: IassaFTots on May 05, 2011, 08:11:08 AM
Well, it's better than the "pass the dutchie" one from yesterday.

Glad I was away from the computer yesterday.
Title: Re: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
Post by: Texacon on May 05, 2011, 08:15:29 AM: Now wait a dang minute. ..... SHE showed up TOO! One or the other could say they were setting the other up (wow what a cover!) but the fact is they both showed up.

KC
Title: Re: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 05, 2011, 09:46:07 AM: Quote from: Texacon on May 05, 2011, 08:15:29 AM
Now wait a dang minute. ..... SHE showed up TOO! One or the other could say they were setting the other up (wow what a cover!) but the fact is they both showed up.

KC

It's possible they were both looking and this was purely a chance encounter, but given the outcome it looks a whole lot more likely that she figured out what he was doing and outsmarted him. Well played, if so!

:-)
Title: Re: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
Post by: Eupher on May 05, 2011, 09:58:05 AM: Quote from: Texacon on May 05, 2011, 08:15:29 AM
Now wait a dang minute. ..... SHE showed up TOO! One or the other could say they were setting the other up (wow what a cover!) but the fact is they both showed up.

KC

'Zackly. She's just as guilty of steppin' out as HE is! :rotf:
Title: Re: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
Post by: longview on May 05, 2011, 10:05:19 AM: Quote from: Texacon on May 05, 2011, 08:15:29 AM
Now wait a dang minute. ..... SHE showed up TOO! One or the other could say they were setting the other up (wow what a cover!) but the fact is they both showed up.

KC

That's the way I see it, too. Hope they stay together. That'll save two other people grief.
Title: Re: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
Post by: Rebel on May 05, 2011, 10:07:37 AM: How old is Compaq?
Title: Re: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
Post by: IassaFTots on May 05, 2011, 10:10:10 AM: Quote from: Rebel on May 05, 2011, 10:07:37 AM
How old is Compaq?

Ruh Ro. :naughty:
Title: Re: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
Post by: thelaughingman on May 05, 2011, 02:20:55 PM: I could totally see this becoming the next "You've Got Mail"-type movie. Couple starts to drift apart. They start searching for dates online. They unknowingly choose each other for a date. They show up for the date. They realize just how much they truly love each other. They kiss. The music rises. The end.
Title: Re: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 05, 2011, 02:23:33 PM: Quote from: thelaughingman on May 05, 2011, 02:20:55 PM
I could totally see this becoming the next "You've Got Mail"-type movie. Couple starts to drift apart. They start searching for dates online. They unknowingly choose each other for a date. They show up for the date. They realize just how much they truly love each other. They kiss. The music rises. The end.

Except that a cup of coffee and a slap pretty much ended any chance of that happening . . . :whistling:
Title: Re: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
Post by: thelaughingman on May 06, 2011, 12:29:32 PM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on May 05, 2011, 02:23:33 PM
Except that a cup of coffee and a slap pretty much ended any chance of that happening . . . :whistling:

Yeah, but it'd be Hollywood. "Based on a true story" means "we took the parts we liked and left out the parts we didn't."