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Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
« on: May 05, 2011, 07:18:05 AM »
A Canadian man’s attempts to meet up with a woman he met online have gone horribly wrong after his date turned out to be his own girlfriend.

Barrie police said the 49-year-old woman turned up at a local coffee shop at the weekend at the arranged time and proceeded to throw coffee in her boyfriend’s face before slapping him.

Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/862396-canadian-mans-online-date-turns-out-to-be-his-girlfriend#ixzz1LTnopTEJ

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Re: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2011, 08:08:15 AM »
Busted!

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Re: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2011, 08:10:02 AM »
Sounds like the Rupert Holmes song "Escape (The Pina Colada Song").

Sorry for any earworms.  At least I didn't post the YouTube video/song.
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Re: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2011, 08:11:08 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 05, 2011, 08:10:02 AM
Sounds like the Rupert Holmes "Escape (The Pina Colada Song").

Sorry for any earworms.  At least I didn't post the YouTube video/song.

Well, it's better than the "pass the dutchie" one from yesterday. 
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Re: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2011, 08:11:49 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on May 05, 2011, 08:11:08 AM
Well, it's better than the "pass the dutchie" one from yesterday. 

Glad I was away from the computer yesterday.
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Re: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2011, 08:15:29 AM »
Now wait a dang minute.  ..... SHE showed up TOO!  One or the other could say they were setting the other up (wow what a cover!) but the fact is they both showed up.

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Re: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2011, 09:46:07 AM »
Quote from: Texacon on May 05, 2011, 08:15:29 AM
Now wait a dang minute.  ..... SHE showed up TOO!  One or the other could say they were setting the other up (wow what a cover!) but the fact is they both showed up.

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It's possible they were both looking and this was purely a chance encounter, but given the outcome it looks a whole lot more likely that she figured out what he was doing and outsmarted him.  Well played, if so!

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Re: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2011, 09:58:05 AM »
Quote from: Texacon on May 05, 2011, 08:15:29 AM
Now wait a dang minute.  ..... SHE showed up TOO!  One or the other could say they were setting the other up (wow what a cover!) but the fact is they both showed up.

KC



'Zackly. She's just as guilty of steppin' out as HE is!  :rotf:
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Re: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2011, 10:05:19 AM »
Quote from: Texacon on May 05, 2011, 08:15:29 AM
Now wait a dang minute.  ..... SHE showed up TOO!  One or the other could say they were setting the other up (wow what a cover!) but the fact is they both showed up.

KC



That's the way I see it, too.  Hope they stay together.  That'll save two other people grief.
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Re: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2011, 10:07:37 AM »
How old is Compaq?
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Re: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2011, 10:10:10 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on May 05, 2011, 10:07:37 AM
How old is Compaq?

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Re: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2011, 02:20:55 PM »
I could totally see this becoming the next "You've Got Mail"-type movie.  Couple starts to drift apart.  They start searching for dates online.  They unknowingly choose each other for a date.  They show up for the date.  They realize just how much they truly love each other.  They kiss.  The music rises.  The end.
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Re: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2011, 02:23:33 PM »
Quote from: thelaughingman on May 05, 2011, 02:20:55 PM
I could totally see this becoming the next "You've Got Mail"-type movie.  Couple starts to drift apart.  They start searching for dates online.  They unknowingly choose each other for a date.  They show up for the date.  They realize just how much they truly love each other.  They kiss.  The music rises.  The end.

Except that a cup of coffee and a slap pretty much ended any chance of that happening . . .  :whistling:
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Re: Canadian man's online date turns out to be his girlfriend
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2011, 12:29:32 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on May 05, 2011, 02:23:33 PM
Except that a cup of coffee and a slap pretty much ended any chance of that happening . . .  :whistling:

Yeah, but it'd be Hollywood.  "Based on a true story" means "we took the parts we liked and left out the parts we didn't."
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