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Title: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: Freeper on April 03, 2011, 03:59:13 PM
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MGB67deux  (39 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Apr-03-11 02:04 AM
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Three assholes in a Lexus.
   
It has been a long, tiring week. My wife and I this afternoon driving on the freeway through Sacramento to have diner with a dear friend and looking forward to relaxation and comradeship.

Up beside us pulls a new Lexus with three young (mid 20s) men(?). Driver honks several times points to my bumper, gives a "thumbs down" gesture and pulls ahead.

What the hell? The bumper has a "Veterans for Obama" decal from the last election. For this sin this asshole figures to harass me at speed on the freaking freeway? Does he not like Obama? Does he not like veterans? Does he dislike old people? (my white beard and pony tale are a dead give away).

After stewing for a minute I did catch up to him and give him a questioning shrug. "What the **** is your problem"? Again I get the "thumbs down". That earned him and his laughing asshole cohorts a simultaneous finger from both my wife and myself.

Okay. They are young. I understand that. I was young once myself..... over forty years ago in South East Asia.

Okay. They have the weekend off from shuffling papers and sucking other peoples money (as a guess) and are on their way to Tahoe to gamble or ski (another guess) or whatever the **** young assholes in Lexus do.

But why hassle me on the flipping freeway? What kind of cowardly bully crap is that?

Someday, perhaps soon, they will bully someone who might be carrying HIS Smith and Wesson IN the car. Then they might learn the true relation of stupidity and the Darwinian theory. I won't cry and the world will have lost nothing of value.

Sorry for the rant but I just had to vent a bit.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x800314

These are the same people who bragged about flipping off cars with bush stickers, and the goons who bragged about flipping off Bush's motorcade.

Of course this is either a mole or a genuine DUmmy trying his hand at a bouncy.

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CC  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Apr-03-11 02:10 AM
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1. So you let a car full of
   
brats ruin your drive? I hope you didn't let it ruin your dinner. At most I might of shaken my head the way a mom does when they see a kid doing something stupid. Let it go. The only people it is bothering is you, unless you are making your wife suffer too.

Well all it takes to ruin your life is knowing that somewhere, on some radio station, Rush is being played.

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Lyric  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Apr-03-11 02:21 AM
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5. Nah. They were just being practical.
   
If it had just been an Obama sticker, they might have done more. But the "Veteran" part made them at least *consider* the idea that this car might have a firearm inside of it somewhere. Conservatives are notorious cowards. They only directly bully people when they feel like there's no risk involved.

This from a guy with the stupid fist as his avatar.
Talk about bullies it's the union thugs that he adores.

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Obamanaut  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Apr-03-11 07:24 AM
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14. Let's see. They passed you. They gave a thumbs down. They kept going.
   
You caught up with them. You had to increase your speed to do that. But they hassled you on the freeway?

They were gone. You chased them. They made you do it. That's almost like the Terry Jones book burning excuse. The book burning made the Afghan group behead people.

How easy it is to blame other people for stuff.

Ouch!

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dems_rightnow  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Apr-03-11 10:16 AM
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21. A thumbs down is now "bullying"
   
Edited on Sun Apr-03-11 10:19 AM by dems_rightnow
Wow.

To the goons at DU any form of dissent is bullying.

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blueamy66  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Apr-03-11 12:01 PM
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26. I love the holier than thou people on DU
   
Give it a break. You don't know how you'd react.

Geez...sometimes DU is stupid.

No, DU is always stupid, not just sometimes.

Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: DefiantSix on April 03, 2011, 04:12:01 PM
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Obamanaut  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Apr-03-11 07:24 AM
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14. Let's see. They passed you. They gave a thumbs down. They kept going.
   
You caught up with them. You had to increase your speed to do that. But they hassled you on the freeway?

They were gone. You chased them. They made you do it. That's almost like the Terry Jones book burning excuse. The book burning made the Afghan group behead people.

How easy it is to blame other people for stuff.

This has got to be somebody's mole.
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: Chris_ on April 03, 2011, 04:15:01 PM
Let's see... Vietnam War creds, California, bragging about his gun collection.

It's TomInTib.
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: Rufus2010 on April 03, 2011, 04:20:04 PM
0 bongs.
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 03, 2011, 04:24:11 PM
Let's see... Vietnam War creds, California, bragging about shooting someone.

It's TomInTib.

Check out the post number, and did TiTty boi ever brag about having a '67 MGB?
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: NHSparky on April 03, 2011, 04:25:02 PM
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my white beard and pony tale are a dead give away

Funny, I don't know of any former military who sport pony TAILS, let alone pony tales.  At least not any former military who didn't get shitcanned at some point.
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: Chris_ on April 03, 2011, 04:27:14 PM
Check out the post number, and did TiTty boi ever brag about having a '67 MGB?

He bragged about having a Porsche Carrera at one point.
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: DefiantSix on April 03, 2011, 04:28:19 PM
Funny, I don't know of any former military who sport pony TAILS, let alone pony tales.  At least not any former military who didn't get shitcanned at some point.

(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/014efy4fZj6T5/340x.jpg)

He was a projectionist (appropriate, somehow) in the Army, back in the day.
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: NHSparky on April 03, 2011, 04:38:56 PM
Like I said, shitcanned.
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: DefiantSix on April 03, 2011, 04:46:56 PM
Like I said, shitcanned.

I was assuming you meant OTH on this discharge status.  If I remember right, he got out "honorably", and didn't start acting dishonorably (::cough:: Stolen Valor ::cough:: ) until after he didn't have a Sgt. to kick his ass.
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: BEG on April 03, 2011, 04:56:47 PM
They were laughing at your pony tail old man.
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: jukin on April 03, 2011, 05:14:41 PM
What a pant load!
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 03, 2011, 05:15:55 PM
Some day DUmmie will run into a NASCAR watching redneck that knows how to do a "bump and run", "put a fender" on him... :lmao:
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: Airwolf on April 03, 2011, 06:06:19 PM
Which DUmmy was it that used to brag about vandalizing cars while he worked for the city driving a snow plow or some other pick up if they found out the owner was Conservative?
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: I_B_Perky on April 03, 2011, 09:11:52 PM
Funny, I don't know of any former military who sport pony TAILS, let alone pony tales.  At least not any former military who didn't get shitcanned at some point.

I do know a guy that has a pony tail and was in the army. His name is Hal and he runs a company that does telecommunications. He is also a musician. Nice guy. He's in his 50's. Conservative as hell. Has several horses and they have pony tails too.   :-) :-) :-)

Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 03, 2011, 09:21:17 PM
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That earned him and his laughing asshole cohorts a simultaneous finger from both my wife and myself.

Those democrats are so classy! I'll bet every Rethug man wishes he had a woman like that.
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: Chris_ on April 03, 2011, 10:04:02 PM
Bubba died in a fire in his trailer. He was very badly burned and needed someone to identify him, so the morgue called his two buddies Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe.

Jim-Bob went in and and said "Yep, he's got burned up purdy bad. Roll 'im over," said Jim-Bob. The mortician rolled him over, Jim-Bob looked at his butt and said, "Nope, it ain't Bubba."

Not saying a thing, but finding it strange, the mortician brought in Billy-Joe. "Yep, he's burned up real bad. Roll 'im over," said Billy-Joe. The mortician rolled him over, Billy-Joe looked down at his butt and said, "It ain't Bubba."

"How can you tell?" asked the mortician.

"Bubba had two assholes," replied Billy-Joe. "Two assholes? That's impossible!" said the mortician.

"Yep. Everyone in town knowed Bubba had two assholes, cause every time the three of us went to town, everyone would yell, 'here comes Bubba with them two assholes!"
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: Evil_Conservative on April 03, 2011, 11:40:33 PM
*thumbs down*
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: JakeStyle on April 04, 2011, 05:30:45 AM
I agree with Chris, if TiT is back at the DUmp MGB67deux fits the profile.  TiT claimed to have have owned or driven just about every exotic sports car you can name, he lives in the general Sacramento/SF hellhole and has a little gay ponytail and a little gay beard.  He's a wannabe veteran that wants everyone to think he was the idea behind the Rambo movies. He also has the same bombastic "I'm right you're  a ****ing idiot" attitude that Little Tommy always took when he was questioned by the other idiots in the hive.  It will take some further review to make a definite call but I predict we have a winner.
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: delilahmused on April 04, 2011, 05:33:09 AM
Maybe he got the thumbs down because he was driving 15mph under the speed limit.

Cindie
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 04, 2011, 06:10:22 AM
I agree with Chris, if TiT is back at the DUmp MGB67deux fits the profile.  TiT claimed to have have owned or driven just about every exotic sports car you can name, he lives in the general Sacramento/SF hellhole and has a little gay ponytail and a little gay beard.  He's a wannabe veteran that wants everyone to think he was the idea behind the Rambo movies. He also has the same bombastic "I'm right you're  a ****ing idiot" attitude that Little Tommy always took when he was questioned by the other idiots in the hive.  It will take some further review to make a definite call but I predict we have a winner.
There was a rumor he was back last week....I would almost guarantee that is him!
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 04, 2011, 09:07:22 AM
Let's see... Vietnam War creds, California, bragging about his gun collection.

It's TomInTib.

Nah.  There was a wife in it.
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 04, 2011, 09:42:04 AM
Nah.  There was a wife in it.

DAT, TiTiy Boi's entire rep was based on a lie.  Why stop now?
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: Chris_ on April 04, 2011, 09:45:51 AM
It's a small step from internationally-alluring Mata Hari superspy girlfriend to 'wife'. 
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 04, 2011, 10:51:21 AM
Unless he's had a brain transplant, this pinhead is without question not TomInTib. In this short OP there are too many discrepancies to count.

This MGB douchenozzle uses the silly words "freaking", "flipping", and "crap". TiTtyboy would never soften his vulgarity like that.
 
He used the contraction "won't". I do not believe TiTtyboy, in his hundreds of epic posts, ever used a single contraction. I could be wrong, haven't gone back to reread, but I don't remember him ever using a contraction.

The MGB moron's OP has a glaring typo, "to have diner". TiTtyboy posts are meticulous in their spelling and grammar. He's deranged, but very intelligent.

In an attempt to impress, the MGB idiot puts his bouncy antagonists in a Lexus. In TiTtyboy's fantasy world, a 2011 Lexus is a beater.

TiTtyboy would be humiliated beyond words to associate himself with a prole boltbucket like an MGB.

At the end, the MGB DUmmy apologizes for his miserable rant. TiTtyboy has never apologized for anything in his life.

It cannot be him.
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 04, 2011, 10:55:23 AM
DAT, TiTiy Boi's entire rep was based on a lie.  Why stop now?

It has nothing to do with such a laughable concept as TiT telling the truth, it's because claiming to have a wife would be totally out of character for him.  TiT always tried to cultivate the 'Sophisticated and worldly Man of Danger, experienced and well-connected, and sexually-available for any of you women who might be reading this' image, an actual wife would be a complete break from everything he tried to paint himself as before.  Also the OP just sounds 'waaaay too mild-mannered for the rest of the image anyway.  TiT would've gone off on a tangent about he could have killed them all but stayed his hand, and also probably some "Men, this is a true sea story/There I was at 30,000 feet/Now boys, this is a real no-shitter" tale to show just how doggone dangerous it is to mess with the TiTster.     
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: AprilRazz on April 04, 2011, 11:06:27 AM
Funny, I don't know of any former military who sport pony TAILS, let alone pony tales.  At least not any former military who didn't get shitcanned at some point.
Hey now! [flips pony tail and walks away] :lmao:
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: NHSparky on April 04, 2011, 11:49:10 AM
Hey now! [flips pony tail and walks away] :lmao:

Sorry, Doc.  Any military vet with a pony tail AND MALE GENATALIA.

And as to others, I'm not saying they don't exist, but they're damned rare.  Most guys I know (like me) can't stand to grow long hair anymore.
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: dandi on April 04, 2011, 02:17:28 PM
Most guys I know (like me) can't stand to grow long hair anymore.

Include me in that as well.
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 04, 2011, 02:41:29 PM
Include me in that as well.

Yeah.  Been there, done that, grew up.
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: Karin on April 04, 2011, 02:45:48 PM
Is there anything worse than a long gray snarly ponytail?  I mean on a guy.  If it's a woman, she should finish the job and make it into a bun.

There was guy like that in front of me at the Taco Bell.  Had on a tshirt with a spotted owl on it, and birkenstocks cladding his filthy feet.  He then asked the hapless order taker a million questions about the sustainability and fair-tradedness of the menu and somesuch.  I almost twisted his head off.
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 04, 2011, 02:57:08 PM
Is there anything worse than a long gray snarly ponytail? 
Maybe, but the ponytail is up there in contention. It makes me sick that every time there's any publicity for the Viet Nam Memorial, you always see a bunch of winos in forty-year-old fatigue jackets, with those greasy, gray ponytails. It's like the press rounds them up from underneath bridges in the area, to be in the shot. The patriots who sacrificed their lives in that conflict are dishonored by being associated with the booze- and drug-addled losers who are continually portrayed as representative of Viet Nam veterans. I guess it's just another way for the press to attack America.
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: DefiantSix on April 04, 2011, 04:29:42 PM
Is there anything worse than a long gray snarly ponytail?  I mean on a guy.  If it's a woman, she should finish the job and make it into a bun.

There was guy like that in front of me at the Taco Bell.  Had on a tshirt with a spotted owl on it, and birkenstocks cladding his filthy feet.  He then asked the hapless order taker a million questions about the sustainability and fair-tradedness of the menu and somesuch.  I almost twisted his head off.

You should have: I'm sure spontaneous applause would have erupted from the adoring throngs of people around you.  Maybe, even a cop would jump out of the bushes next to the door to thank you as you left the store. :hi5:
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: USNFlyer on April 04, 2011, 05:11:03 PM
Smart folks, that were duped in '08, have removed those repugnant stickers. By keeping it on your car, you're just asking to be harassed.



and, you deserve it.



Those narrow minded blind fools that continue to support the idiot, should be, need to be, harassed, intimidated, tormented, and persecuted for their acute idiocy and inanity.


Educate yourself to the truth and facts. There may be hope for you yet...................................... but, in all probability ...................... not.
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: true_blood on April 04, 2011, 07:46:33 PM
I give this pony tail wearing old man,.....2 thumbs down!! :lmao: :rotf:
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: AprilRazz on April 05, 2011, 06:19:19 AM
Sorry, Doc.  Any military vet with a pony tail AND MALE GENATALIA.

And as to others, I'm not saying they don't exist, but they're damned rare.  Most guys I know (like me) can't stand to grow long hair anymore.
Just checking ;)

Just a little jumpy as I have been dealing with certain military wives that think that because I have only been married to DH for two years now I know nothing about how the military works. Makes me want to smack them upside the head with my DD214.
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: dandi on April 05, 2011, 07:59:13 AM
Just a little jumpy as I have been dealing with certain military wives that think that because I have only been married to DH for two years now I know nothing about how the military works. Makes me want to smack them upside the head with my DD214.

You should, I know my other half did.

 :-)
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: compaqxp on April 05, 2011, 09:48:29 AM
I won't put bumper stickers on my car because of idiots from the left and right who would do something stupid.

Car vandalism is already an issue, I'm not going to give anyone more reason to damage my car.

Even that's not enough to keep people away from you car sometimes. I got a note a few years ago under my wiper about how my car, was bad for the environment because it was a diesel. I still have it I think.

However I don't believe this guys story, like most stories from DU.
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: Evil_Conservative on April 05, 2011, 10:09:51 AM
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I'm not going to give anyone more reason to damage my car.

Totally agree, because don't you damage your car yourself half the time?  Always crashing into things.

Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: compaqxp on April 05, 2011, 10:17:38 AM
Totally agree, because don't you damage your car yourself half the time?  Always crashing into things.



Yes. Letting other damage it first takes the fun out of it for me. I want me cars damaged by me and me alone.

I haven't told anyone what I did to my last truck yet...some other time perhaps. Or the Chevy Optra I wrecked a few years ago.



  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: Evil_Conservative on April 05, 2011, 10:24:24 AM
Yes. Letting other damage it first takes the fun out of it for me. I want me cars damaged by me and me alone.

I haven't told anyone what I did to my last truck yet...some other time perhaps. Or the Chevy Optra I wrecked a few years ago.



  :popcorn:

I wasn't condoning vandalizing other property, genius.
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: compaqxp on April 05, 2011, 10:39:00 AM
I wasn't condoning vandalizing other property, genius.

I didn't think I said you did.
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: true_blood on April 05, 2011, 08:13:16 PM
Totally agree, because don't you damage your car yourself half the time?  Always crashing into things.
:lmao: :rotf:
Title: Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
Post by: AprilRazz on April 06, 2011, 04:45:44 AM
You should, I know my other half did.

 :-)
The CMC's wife is also a vet so I have backup. :-)