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Title: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: Gina on March 11, 2011, 05:10:22 PM
What are the rules on inviting someone here?

I have a net friend from another forum that is not conservative but not a liberal either, she swings both ways on issues.  But she likes to debate without all the namecalling from the other site.  She is very nice and Catholic  :naughty:

Can I invite her?
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: NHSparky on March 11, 2011, 05:25:23 PM
You can invite anybody you like, dear.

But just remember, if he/she shits on the carpet, YOU clean it up.
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: Gina on March 11, 2011, 05:30:38 PM
You can invite anybody you like, dear.

But just remember, if he/she shits on the carpet, YOU clean it up.

I have never seen her be mean or stupid so I think she would just walk away from the cc if she didn't like it.  She is not a shit stirrer but she might give vesta a run for her money on her post length :lmao:
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: Texacon on March 11, 2011, 06:13:44 PM
Just don't give her any secret codes until she has 1,000 posts.  NONE.

KC
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: Gina on March 11, 2011, 06:30:13 PM
Just don't give her any secret codes until she has 1,000 posts.  NONE.

KC


 :stoner:
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on March 11, 2011, 07:04:54 PM
Who are you going to invite over, Gina?  :)
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: mamacags on March 11, 2011, 07:24:17 PM
Yeah Gina! WHO?  I think Jess and I are the only ones you should ask if you are inviting from any of those bitch filled mommy forums.  If we don't know this person then ignore this.  It isn't Tara or the dead girl is it!?!?!?
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: mamacags on March 11, 2011, 07:25:20 PM
Oh man it is that one chick that is friends with that libtard "pastor" on PO isn't it? 
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on March 11, 2011, 07:36:08 PM
Yeah Gina! WHO?  I think Jess and I are the only ones you should ask if you are inviting from any of those bitch filled mommy forums.  If we don't know this person then ignore this.  It isn't Tara or the dead girl is it!?!?!?

NO TARA!
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: DixieBelle on March 11, 2011, 08:44:21 PM
You can invite anyone who isn't insane. :-)

Seriously, if you think they would fit in here, go ahead.
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: Gina on March 11, 2011, 09:07:55 PM
You can invite anyone who isn't insane. :-)
.

thanks, she isn't anyone that anyone knows......she might not even come here just because of the name conservative cave
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: IassaFTots on March 11, 2011, 09:59:01 PM
Invite her!  I came over here because of other members, and ended up surpassing their post count in DROVES!  I have other people that I have given the link to, but no one has come in yet.  That I know of anyway.  :whatever:
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: seahorse513 on March 12, 2011, 01:31:44 AM
Though Sparky didn't invite me over per se, I remember that the other forum was a community forum.  It had a very wide political spectrum, so one can imagine the disagreements!! We had this one one woman who was very far left. I didn't care for her at all. It turned to a deep hatred when she called Sparky a sociopath, and a good thing he wasn't a father...

He came back with something good in his defense. (I think when he was banned for a week)
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: Chris_ on March 12, 2011, 04:20:56 AM
Secret codes? There are secret codes?
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 12, 2011, 05:26:30 AM
she swings both ways

Gang, you're slacking, so I'll say it . . .  :tongue:

:picsneeded:
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: Gina on March 12, 2011, 07:12:19 AM
Gang, you're slacking, so I'll say it . . .  :tongue:

:picsneeded:

Here ya go, big boy!   :drool:





















































(http://thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dirty_phpfnxcwn.jpg)
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: Gina on March 12, 2011, 07:13:02 AM
 :lol: I like how the white girl is lifting her leg up like 3 inches like it is going to make her sexier  :lmao:
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: LC EFA on March 12, 2011, 07:18:18 AM
Got Damn !


The things you see when you don't has yer gun....
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: Thor on March 12, 2011, 08:52:30 AM
Here ya go, big boy!   :drool:


(Visually Offensive image removed)

 No spork alert!! Damn, you are just one EVIL person!!  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: IassaFTots on March 12, 2011, 08:54:45 AM
No spork alert!! Damn, you are just one EVIL person!!  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

You would think by now people would learn not to ask Gina for pics. The spork is assumed.  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: debk on March 12, 2011, 09:08:27 AM
You would think by now people would learn not to ask Gina for pics. The spork is assumed.  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


 :exactly:
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: Thor on March 12, 2011, 09:22:49 AM
You would think by now people would learn not to ask Gina for pics. The spork is assumed.  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

You KNOW what they say about the word, "ASSUME".......
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: DixieBelle on March 12, 2011, 11:52:30 AM
Oh my eyes!!!!
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: IassaFTots on March 12, 2011, 11:55:23 AM
You KNOW what they say about the word, "ASSUME".......

Well buddy you didn't ASSUME and you got sporked.  I assumed, and have had no trauma.   :p
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: Tucker on March 12, 2011, 01:05:36 PM
Invite her!  I came over here because of other members, and ended up surpassing their post count in DROVES!  I have other people that I have given the link to, but no one has come in yet.  That I know of anyway.  :whatever:


 :postwhore: 

  :-)
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: IassaFTots on March 12, 2011, 01:09:39 PM

 :postwhore: 

  :-)

You betcha!   :wink:

Easy to do when you hang out everywhere, instead of just the DUmp.   :hyper:
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: Tucker on March 12, 2011, 01:21:24 PM
You betcha!   :wink:

Easy to do when you hang out everywhere, instead of just the DUmp.   :hyper:

Define DUmp. Our own DUmpster or the Der Skimmers DUmp.

If here, I'm trying to broaden my social habits. If you mean the real DU, then  :hammer:
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: Eupher on March 12, 2011, 05:12:41 PM
Gang, you're slacking, so I'll say it . . .  :tongue:

:picsneeded:

 :lol:

that's the bottom line right there. No tickee, no shirtee.

Pun fully intended, btw.  :naughty:
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: Eupher on March 12, 2011, 05:16:04 PM
Here ya go, big boy!   :drool:


(http://thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dirty_phpfnxcwn.jpg)

This sounds gross and crude, but the thing I can't quite figure out with these über-porkers is.....

How the hell do they wipe their asses after they take a dump? Their butts are so big they can't wrap their arms around it, and their legs are so big they can't spread 'em wide enough.

This really has me perplexed.  :clueless:
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: seahorse513 on March 12, 2011, 05:26:13 PM
This sounds gross and crude, but the thing I can't quite figure out with these über-porkers is.....

How the hell do they wipe their asses after they take a dump? Their butts are so big they can't wrap their arms around it, and their legs are so big they can't spread 'em wide enough.

This really has me perplexed.  :clueless:

Maybe they use a toilet brush to wipe their ass ::)
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: bijou on March 12, 2011, 05:48:04 PM
This sounds gross and crude, but the thing I can't quite figure out with these über-porkers is.....

How the hell do they wipe their asses after they take a dump? Their butts are so big they can't wrap their arms around it, and their legs are so big they can't spread 'em wide enough.

This really has me perplexed.  :clueless:


[youtube=425,350]crfGXmxJ1vM[/youtube]
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: Thor on March 12, 2011, 06:36:16 PM
They probably reach down and wipe forward, resulting in that "blue waffle" effect.......
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: Gina on March 12, 2011, 07:46:01 PM
They probably reach down and wipe forward, resulting in that "blue waffle" effect.......

should I bring out a pic?  :naughty:
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: Habsfan on March 12, 2011, 09:05:56 PM
The mother. I want her charged with something.

Not blaming the son because she turned him into a psycho.....

Billy Robbins. I want to know how he's doing.


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S30ooGg65E[/youtube]
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: Scoobie on March 12, 2011, 09:14:46 PM
:lol: I like how the white girl is lifting her leg up like 3 inches like it is going to make her sexier  :lmao:

Nah, I think she's just having a hard time unlodging the Turkey Leg she must have stuck in one of those fat rolls for her midafternoon snack.  Gah.
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: Gina on March 12, 2011, 09:20:54 PM
Nah, I think she's just having a hard time unlodging the Turkey Leg she must have stuck in one of those fat rolls for her midafternoon snack.  Gah.

oh so it's a Scoobie Snack? :lmao:
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: Scoobie on March 12, 2011, 09:32:55 PM
oh so it's a Scoobie Snack? :lmao:

Girl, if I ever look like that you have my permission to take that Turkey Leg and beat me senseless with it.
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: seahorse513 on March 13, 2011, 05:46:06 AM
The mother. I want her charged with something.

Not blaming the son because she turned him into a psycho.....

Billy Robbins. I want to know how he's doing.


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S30ooGg65E[/youtube]

The mother is enabling that to happen. Instead of making him play outside with other kids when he was younger, and keep him somewhat on the leaner side. She waits on him hand and foot(she probably always has). And his pediatrician didn't say anything? When this kid starting rockin the scales at certain ages, the dr should have questioned the mother and had this kids thyroid/hormonal/sugar levels checked.
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: catsmtrods on March 13, 2011, 06:18:57 AM
[youtube=425,350]crfGXmxJ1vM[/youtube]
I don't think this would work for those rino's. Mabe a pressure washer with an extened wand? Sadly I think Thor has got it right. Now I have go vomit!
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: Gina on March 13, 2011, 06:51:07 AM
http://www.poopreport.com/Ask/Content/obese.html

Very informative  :lol:
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: Eupher on March 13, 2011, 08:05:51 AM
http://www.poopreport.com/Ask/Content/obese.html

Very informative  :lol:

OMG. This. is. too. frickin'. much.......

 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:

Quote
ThreePly (not verified) -- 11.26.2002

I wondered this before as well. I had a friend who weighed 400 lbs. and wasn't always the cleanest of men. I used to invision obese people having to use a sponge on a stick like the homeless people use when you get stuck at a stop light downtown. Now that that image is in my head, I'll never let one of those bastards wipe my windshield again.

"ThreePly"?

 :rotf: :lmao:
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on March 13, 2011, 08:32:35 AM
What are the rules on inviting someone here?

I have a net friend from another forum that is not conservative but not a liberal either, she swings both ways on issues.  But she likes to debate without all the namecalling from the other site.  She is very nice and Catholic  :naughty:

Can I invite her?
blah, blah,blah, blahdity blah...

Yeah, I pretty much stopped reading after she said that.  :-)
Title: Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
Post by: catsmtrods on March 13, 2011, 09:14:42 AM
I was told about poop eaters.com Maybe they know some of those folks?

DONT GO THERE! You been warned!