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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: mamacags on March 07, 2011, 04:57:25 PM
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part 2 because this seems to happen at least twice a year here...
My house smells like an 800 pound man's farts after eating chili, cabbage, and Mexican food! I can't find the smell, AGAIN! I threw all of the potatoes out, all of the garbage in the house, cleaned the fridge.... It still smells! My dog likes to take things out of the garbage and hide it for later. I find things all over the house that she has hidden. I have no idea where or what the smell is. It is just horrible. The cable guy came here today and I am surprised he didn't puke. I wish I could bottle the smell and send it out over the internets so you could help me identify the source. It may be time to just burn it down and start over.
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part 2 because this seems to happen at least twice a year here...
My house smells like an 800 pound man's farts after eating chili, cabbage, and Mexican food...
You really need to stop letting Julia Stiles crash at your place to sober up. :lmao:
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Last time that bitch was here it took me 3 weeks to get rid of the crab infestation!
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Was your house built on top a sacred Indian burial ground? Or maybe a landfill.
I'd get that checked out.
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mamacags, you REALLY SHOULD quit burying the bodies under the house.
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Do you by any chance have a tub/shower/sink that you never use? It may be as simple as making sure you have water in all the
S-traps to stop sewer gases from getting in the house.
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Dead rats in the drywall will have the same effect. You haven't been putting out D-Con have you?
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If I even thought I had rats I would burn this place, I HATE rats. I will try the water thing. There may very well be dead people under the house. No ghosts though.
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Don't listen to those boys, Mama. I bet it is just some nasty sneakers.
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mamacags inspired me to clean out my refrigerator. I threw out a couple of old bagels, some very rank tofu I got from that lousy Korean place, and half a can of meat sauce that had been in there so long it was classified by Greenpeace as an endangered species.
Thank you, mamacags!
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...and half a can of meat sauce that had been in there so long it was classified by Greenpeace as an endangered species.
That's not unusual; last I heard, Greenpeace classified barnacles, garden slugs and athlete's foot fungus as endangered species.
Damn moonbats...
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I once hid a jar of shit with no lid on it behind a guys seat in his pickup ... in the summer. Took quite a while before it was found.
KC
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How did you fit it into the jar? You must have good aim. :rotf:
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serious question here, have you washed your ass lately?
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serious question here, have you washed your ass lately?
Well, there is a potential problem if the ol' butthole ain't been properly scrubbed in awhile.
I hate to ask, but since Gina is sorta on the subject anyway -- does some of that stuff smell like tuna fish?
:bolt:
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Well, there is a potential problem if the ol' butthole ain't been properly scrubbed in awhile.
I hate to ask, but since Gina is sorta on the subject anyway -- does some of that stuff smell like tuna fish?
:bolt:
BS'ed because I know you wanted it. :-)
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BS'ed because I know you wanted it. :-)
Indeed. :-)
h5 in return.
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Well, there is a potential problem if the ol' butthole ain't been properly scrubbed in awhile.
I hate to ask, but since Gina is sorta on the subject anyway -- does some of that stuff smell like tuna fish?
:bolt:
another good place, Eupher!!! Mama, do this for me......rub your finger between one of your stomach rolls and then ask your hubby what it smells most like. He might have to taste it to get the true essense.
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part 2 because this seems to happen at least twice a year here...
My house smells like an 800 pound man's farts after eating chili, cabbage, and Mexican food! I can't find the smell, AGAIN! I threw all of the potatoes out, all of the garbage in the house, cleaned the fridge.... It still smells! My dog likes to take things out of the garbage and hide it for later. I find things all over the house that she has hidden. I have no idea where or what the smell is. It is just horrible. The cable guy came here today and I am surprised he didn't puke. I wish I could bottle the smell and send it out over the internets so you could help me identify the source. It may be time to just burn it down and start over.
Have you had new carpet installed or perhaps new drapes??
When you buy new sheets the package tells you to wash them before use, new bed spreads or new furniture.??
You say twice a year, could the smell be coming from the ground outside?? A small gas leak with the rotten egg smell could be your problem or even a pin hole in the septic system can by climate build up inside when the windows and doors are kept closed for months.
Heating systems and the air vents that get gross when not cleaned every couple of years, mold and mildew in air conditioners can also give off a putrid smell
.MAMA, smell is a survival method for people and animals to tell us what is good and what is bad. The smell of liver being cooked will gag me and I do not know why.
Couple times a year something is going on due to humidity, temperature and most likely is not a dead rodent in the walls. Something is activating the smell or you would have it year round.
Not to scare you ----News last month told of people in an apartment complex kept complaining of bad smells to the owner and the public works. Both did an investigation and could not find the reason for the smell. When TSHTF and half a block was blown sky high due to a pinhole leak in the natural gas pipes.
Please investigate and ask questions of neighbors this is not normal, and have your water tested, as a precaution.
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serious question here, have you washed your ass lately?
I just KNEW you wouldn't be able to leave this thread alone!
:lmao:
:popcorn:
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Any floor drains in the basement? In our old house, the floor drain tended to be the source of really bad sewer smells. It also had, for some bizarre reason, a small well below where the water drained out. This well would, of course, fill up with water that was never drained away and would eventually start to smell pretty rank.
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I think I may have found it. Gina left her toothbrush here after her visit. What the hell do you have to have on your teeth to make a toothbrush turn green and melt!??!?!
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I think I may have found it. Gina left her toothbrush here after her visit. What the hell do you have to have on your teeth to make a toothbrush turn green and melt!??!?!
Yeh, think I may have to do something about that, gonna have to wax my lip also
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bQ0SqifjNcg/SuvKpXLpsiI/AAAAAAAAGqE/eR0SYChG63U/s400/meth-teeth-3.jpg)
I am glad it wasn't my tampon that stopped your toilet up, it was at max capacity if ya kwim :whistling:
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Yeh, think I may have to do something about that, gonna have to wax my lip also
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bQ0SqifjNcg/SuvKpXLpsiI/AAAAAAAAGqE/eR0SYChG63U/s400/meth-teeth-3.jpg)
I am glad it wasn't my tampon that stopped your toilet up, it was at max capacity if ya kwim :whistling:
Uh.....Gina? Last time you flossed, I think you missed a spot.
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Dead squirrel in the wall?
Had it happen in another house...twice. :censored:
Cut a piece of the wall out after the first one died.. caught the little baby and turned it loose outside.
When the third one got trapped...I went and bought super dooper spray from the pet store to use until the smell went away...about 2 weeks. I felt like such a murderer.... :bawl:
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Dead squirrel in the wall?
Had it happen in another house...twice. :censored:
Cut a piece of the wall out after the first one died.. caught the little baby and turned it loose outside.
When the third one got trapped...I went and bought super dooper spray from the pet store to use until the smell went away...about 2 weeks. I felt like such a murderer.... :bawl:
(http://www.bloodygoodhorror.com/bgh/files/1bodysnatchers.jpg)
MURDERER!
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Uh.....Gina? Last time you flossed, I think you missed a spot.
I would not buy a horse if their teeth looked like that.
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I would not buy a horse if their teeth looked like that.
Oh come on, Vesta! don't be such a horse's ass :rimshot:
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Oh come on, Vesta! don't be such a horse's ass :rimshot:
I would not buy a horse with teeth in it's ass either.
Like buying a male Goat with his dick on his forehead, just asking for trouble.
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I would not buy a horse with teeth in it's ass either.
Like buying a male Goat with his dick on his forehead, just asking for trouble.
I am hopped up on Nyquil and think I got that :cheersmate: :lmao:
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I would not buy a horse with teeth in it's ass either.
Like buying a male Goat with his dick on his forehead, just asking for trouble.
Vesta and her Unicorns.........
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Vesta and her Unicorns.........
Thank goodness this isn't a moose-limb website. Vesta would have more PMs than she'd know what to do with, all asking if she really knows where to score goats with their peckers on their foreheads. :-)
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I must applaud Gina and Mama on a thread truly from the bowels of Hell.
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I must applaud Gina and Mama on a thread truly from the bowels of Hell.
You oughta see what we talk about in private :naughty:
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2 girls and a cup??????
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Hell no! We usually talk about Gina's various diseases in her nether regions.
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Hell no! We usually talk about Gina's various diseases in her nether regions.
Nether regions? Does she have more than one?
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Hell no! We usually talk about Gina's various diseases in her nether regions.
Yep, and Melinda has prior experience with all of them and she tells me the best way to get rid of them.
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Yep, and Melinda has prior experience with all of them and she tells me the best way to get rid of them.
Why get rid of 'em when you can, uh, enjoy them?
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It appears that we're discussing the blue waffle lite with them two.....
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It appears that we're discussing the blue waffle lite with them two.....
and that ain't whipped cream
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and that ain't whipped cream
:rotf: :lmao:
Well.....what is it then? :whistling:
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:rotf: :lmao:
Well.....what is it then? :whistling:
light and fluffy pus?
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:rotf: :lmao:
Well.....what is it then? :whistling:
I'm not sure that we really wanna know.......... :popcorn:
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I'm not sure that we really wanna know.......... :popcorn:
Too late.
She said "light and fluffy pus?"
Yeah, I'm beginning to think that Gina has been there and done that. :whistling:
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Too late.
She said "light and fluffy pus?"
Yeah, I'm beginning to think that Gina has been there and done that. :whistling:
All the cool girls do :lmao:
j/k I only like men no matter how sexy mamacags is
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Too late.
She said "light and fluffy pus?"
Yeah, I'm beginning to think that Gina has been there and done that. :whistling:
I see, the round eye version of the girls of Olongapo..... :fuelfire:
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I see, the round eye version of the girls of Olongapo..... :fuelfire:
Isn't that where you get the pharmacist's mate to give you "the shot" BEFORE you step off the ship? :-)
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Isn't that where you get the pharmacist's mate to give you "the shot" BEFORE you step off the ship? :-)
They don't have Pharmacists Mates any more. ;)
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They don't have Pharmacists Mates any more. ;)
Well damn; who's bright idea for a budget cut was that??? :whistling:
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Well damn; who's bright idea for a budget cut was that??? :whistling:
They're all "Hospitalman" now, commonly called, "Corpsmen" (NOT, "CORPSEMEN")
Speaking of, I think I found a DUmmy's pic on the web...
(http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4627220/Im-a-smart-Hiding-Devil-Dogs-in-here.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Asinine-America)
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All the cool girls do :lmao:
j/k I only like men no matter how sexy mamacags is
And I am DAMN sexy!!!!!!!
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And I am DAMN sexy!!!!!!!
for some silly reason I just can't get that picture of the blue waffle out of my mind........
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for some silly reason I just can't get that picture of the blue waffle out of my mind........
neither can her gyno or hubby :fuelfire:
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neither can her gyno or hubby :fuelfire:
Well, let's hope she's getting the medical attention she needs so badly. :whistling:
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Well, let's hope she's getting the medical attention she needs so badly. :whistling:
yes, hopefully she will see an anger management coach soon, nothing like the angry blue waffle coming at ya
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I just say it is blueberry flavored. Duh.
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:puke:
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:lmao: