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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 04, 2011, 06:00:55 PM
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EXAMPLE:
BurtWorm = ButtWorm
A-a-a-and...
GO!
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UGP: Ugly Goon Personified
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Being the gentleman that I am, I don't have any derogatory names for DUmmies.
Current DOY is Miss Pritchett. I sometimes refer to her as Anne as she is a close personal friend.
Retired DOY is Mrs. Dawson, who has cancer if you weren't aware of it. She's had a hard life as her husband is a drunk and she kicked his drinking buddy out of the basement. She had to though. The drunk husbands buddy wanted to pork her daughter. The daughter wanted to pork someone else, which is why she got married before she completed her Freshmen year in college. Her drunk husbands drinking buddy then tried to commit suicide and was found in a ditch, drunk as a skunk. Did I mention that her husband was a drunk? He must have a out of control drinking problem and spends all the money, both his and hers, on hooch. That might explain why she wanted to go to a church food for the needy give-away looking for free food. Their washing machine must have broke and they couldn't afford to get it fixed because she had to do her landry in a landry mat where she was almost killed by a run away Buick.
To hide her shame, she changed her name. She'll always be Pam Dawson, AKA Greenbriar, to me.
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Being the gentleman that I am, I don't have any derogatory names for DUmmies.
Current DOY is Miss Pritchett. I sometimes refer to her as Anne as she is a close personal friend.
Retired DOY is Mrs. Dawson, who has cancer if you weren't aware of it. She's had a hard life as her husband is a drunk and she kicked his drinking buddy out of the basement. She had to though. The drunk husbands buddy wanted to pork her daughter. The daughter wanted to pork someone else, which is why she got married before she completed her Freshmen year in college. Her drunk husbands drinking buddy then tried to commit suicide and was found in a ditch, drunk as a skunk. Did I mention that her husband was a drunk? He must have a out of control drinking problem and spends all the money, both his and hers, on hooch. That might explain why she wanted to go to a church food for the needy give-away looking for free food. Their washing machine must have broke and they couldn't afford to get it fixed because she had to do her landry in a landry mat where she was almost killed by a run away Buick.
To hide her shame, she changed her name. She'll always be Pam Dawson, AKA Greenbriar, to me.
OMG! Pam has cancer?!?!?!?!
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I'm always inventing nicknames for primitives because their screen-names are so.....abysmally dull or stupid, or both.
The primitives have no sense of creativity.
I'd list mine, but there's hundreds of them, too many to list.
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I'm always inventing nicknames for primitives because their screen-names are so.....abysmally dull or stupid, or both.
The primitives have no sense of creativity.
I should probably have chosen something other than my birth name and rank.
*sighs*
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I should probably have chosen something other than my birth name and rank.
*sighs*
That's an excellent screen-name, sir.
In fact, I can't think of anyone here who has a dull screen-name.
The primitives, on the other hand, with this "NNNHI0L" and name-numbers nonsense......
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I usually make them up on the fly according to whoever's thread or response I'm commenting on.
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I'm always inventing nicknames for primitives because their screen-names are so.....abysmally dull or stupid, or both.
The primitives have no sense of creativity.
I'd list mine, but there's hundreds of them, too many to list.
You are very good at creating nicknames that play off the specific primitive's name.
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I'm always inventing nicknames for primitives because their screen-names are so.....abysmally dull or stupid, or both.
The primitives have no sense of creativity.
I'd list mine, but there's hundreds of them, too many to list.
Come on now, Frank...
Top 5?
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Nadinbrzezinski - NoBrainZezinski
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I personally just type Nadin, then do a keyboard pound, and put "ski" at the end. :lmao:
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Stinky = the scoops poop kid.
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One all encompassing name: DUmbass.
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Hey! Whats that smell? = Stinky the Clown
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Come on now, Frank...
Top 5?
This was before your time, sir, but I consider my most-creative re-baptizing as being "Fat Che."
Fat Che of course is the long-ago mausoleumed Ben Burch; he's an "administrator" on the Rancid Rhodes website now, having ticked off my fellow alum by trying to have one too many fund-raisers for his depraved White Tulip (or whatever flower it is) Society.
Fat Che, from Elgin, Illinois, is about 400 pounds, near-sighted, asthmatic, and 55 years old, give or take a couple of years.
His belly sags down in front of him as if an apron.
Fat Che has a thing about "fisting"--although it's heterosexual in abuse, not homosexual as many seem to think. He gets his jollies out of jamming his big fat arm up the personal part of women.
We know this because Fat Che has advertised on web-sites before, asking for women who like this sort of thing.
Anyway, Fat Che as Ben Burch on Skins's island was always advocating revolution, assassination, and general mayhem.
One day when Fat Che was ranting on, a "picture" (remember, for me, words are "pictures") suddenly sprang out--that of a really fat ageing near-sighted asthmatic, wearing a bandanna, one arm with a machine gun uplifted into the air, storming the ramparts, his sagging belly flopping in front of him.
edited to add a missing quotation mark; sorry for the inconvenience
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The picture of his infatuation with "fisting," (who the **** would do that, of like it done?!) and his arm being a "machine gun" was not wanted, Frank. :rotf:
I've heard you, and others mention Fat Che before, but never in such detail. I've known about the Wilted Rose Society for some time now, and Tokyo Rhode's forum. Now that I have even more info about who frequents those sites, I'll avoid them like an enhanced version of the plague.
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Whore with no shame = Horse with no name
KC
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I'm always inventing nicknames for primitives because their screen-names are so.....abysmally dull or stupid, or both.
The primitives have no sense of creativity.
I'd list mine, but there's hundreds of them, too many to list.
That, and they really don't do justice for their online personalities.
For instance, RandomThoughts = RandomLunacies, nadabresinsky, ( or what ever the hell it is ) = NadaBrainInsly, etc, etc....
Eta:
Hey! Whats that smell? = Stinky the Clown
Yeah, I call 'im "StinkFinger", since puttin' his finger up a cat's ass is as close as he gets to any sexual experience.
What else would explain his thorough disgust of life itself in this country?
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Stink Bomb for Stinky
Nada lick of sense for our current leader for DOTY
Not mine but a favorite Horse with no brain for the one with no name.
Franks Stupidest person on the internet for Beth
I've never said it here but I always think Hippy wife should just be called Big Butt, or maybe just Bertha for short :-)
GreenDemtenbriarjeep or what ever the **** she calls herself today, will always just be plain Pam, the second stupidest person on the internets
UGP is Dirty Kitty, ShIt of self mutilation
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This thread's thirteen months old, but the lurking, uh, "guests" have been reading it.
Time for a resurrection, for corrections and additions.
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Resurrections are aways good.
Stinky will always be stinkDUde. Forever the internets laughingstock. :lmao:
Mustn't forget taverner the tavernturd.
Poor sara imaboobie seems to just ask for modifications as deemed needed.
Obamaha Steve.
Grassafire
Lots of variations for so many.
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mike_c is Meathead to me (compare Mike Stivic)
I also prefer TheMasticatorofNutsacks to TheMastersNemesis.
Others will come to me.
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mike_c is Meathead to me (compare Mike Stivic)
I also prefer TheMasticatorofNutsacks to TheMastersNemesis.
Others will come to me.
I always liked "the Leona Helmsley of DUmmieland" for the flyarm primitive, but she's now gone alas, gone to the elm-clustered shores.
For the longest time, I thought flyarm was the wealthiest of the primitives, but recent revelations show that the kpete primitive is even better off.
I just call the kpete primitive "the rich bitch."
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The stupidest person on the Internet = poor, stupid Beth = EFerrari.
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The stupidest person on the Internet = poor, stupid Beth = EFerrari.
Poor stupid Beth, the stupidest person on the whole internet, has probably gone through more name-changes than any other primitives.
Her screen-name during the Scamdal was "sfexpat200," which made no sense at all, and so during the three months of the Scamdal, I myself re-baptized her so many different monickers, I've forgotten them.
Thus far, "Doug's stupid ex-wife" has had the longest run. The current one is "poor stupid Beth," but it's got to go on for a couple of years yet, to match the longevity of "Doug's stupid ex-wife."
I could never figure out what the Hell "sfexpat2000" stood for.
www.electstevedawes.com
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Another good one, I think, is the Die alte Sau for the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher, Proud2BLibKansan.
"The old sow," and it fits her to a tee.
Originally, I had monickered her "the dysmenorrheal one," suspecting (rightfully) that much of her Hate and anger is based upon problems with her female plumbing--maybe a birth-defect or something, that screwed up some of the tubes and vessels and inner workings down there--but then I found out the Die alte Sau w-a-a-a-a-y past that stage of her life, thus the "dysmenopausal."
When I get a chance to go down to Kansas City, I plan first to stop off at my local Opus Dei supply store and pick up a couple of gallons of Holy Water and an industrial-strength brass crucifix, in case I run into the Die alte Sau while down there.
I want to watch her levitate in mid-air, twisting her head around, ooze coming out of her mouth and nose, her eyes radiating bottomless Hate.
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I rename Nadinbrzenski to Nadine, and it isn't because I don't know Mrs. Abbots first name is Nadin. She reminds me of the wife that has really only ever had the primary occupation of wife and mother who thinks that this makes her the master of all knowledge and goes on at length telling poeple what they should do about what she perceives as their problems. The type that her husband absent-mindedly tells her "that's right, honey" then does what needs to be done over his wife's objections. I'm not knocking being only a wife and a mother, just the all-seeing know-it-all personality type.
I started calling LaLionessPriyanka the Lying Mess Paprika after our first confrontation with on Skin's Island, back when she was an moderator. The later discovery that she keeps a nasty kitchen floor only reinforced the image.
Those are the two that I think my names were original for, and I admit that I am not sure of either.
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I want to encourage nadin to do what she does. Go nadin. Gonad in.
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I just call them all douchewhatevercomes to my mind.
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WilliamPitt: Pied Piper Pitt; P3; the Pitt and the Ponderous; Snake Pitt, the Midnight Cowboy; William Pitt the Drunker; Will the Shill; Wee Willie; the Magic Man; the 40-Year-Old Insurgent
Skinner: Head DUmmie Skinner; $kimmer
EarlG: DUAC Earl; Skinner's Mini-Me
Skinner, EarlG, Elad: the Big Three; the Troika
nadinbrzezinski: Know-It-All Nadin; the All-Knowing One; Nadin Brzezinski, Girl Reporter
Sarah Ibarruri: Sarah Ibuprofen; DUmmieland's Sweetheart
CaliforniaPeggy: the Poet Laureatess of DUmmieland; My Dear Peggy; the Perle Mesta of DUmmieland, the Hostess with the Mostest
bobbolink: Bobo the Hobo
Raven: Mother Pitt
steve2470: stevenumbers
Alan Grayson: Alan "Dick" Grayson
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Will Pitt: 24
Raven: Filthy Whore.
Omaha Steve: Attention Whore (send me money)
Nadin: Filthy Whore
KPETE: Filthy RICH Whore.
Bobo The Hobo: Flithy Whore in a Buick.
EFerrari: Stupid Whore
Taverner: Gay Whore (how else can he get drug money?)
Hmmm, seems like I'm using a theme here.
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TheMagistrate = pompous, arrogant,condescending asshole. Yes, You Sir.
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Nadin is both a noun and a verb.
I'm gonna nadin Nadin.
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I could never figure out what the Hell "sfexpat2000" stood for.
www.electstevedawes.com
I think it means that she left San Francisco (SF-Ex Patriot) in 2000. Or at least that is the way I always saw it as the collective IQ of that once fine city ruined by primitives went up a few notches on her departure.
I still have "The great and powerful nads" IE 'The great and powerful Oz" in my head every time I read one of her posts.
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Well, before Stinky became Vinnie The Dude he was Ol' Fred Sanford. Story to that is many years ago on the DUmp his wife wrote on there that he "suffered a heart attack". Several days later she came back and said he was doing fine and the doctor ORDERED him to avoid stress and stop smoking. When he got back on he did none of those things and back to his usual self. On the old site I kept telling everyone that he was faking, but no one believed me until his rants became more noticeable. Because of this fraud we call Stinky, I dubbed him Ol' Fred Sanford.
Then you got Proud2Blib. First I called it Blib for short til she started, proudly, talking (but mostly gloating) about educating her children with her political philosophies at her work. Hence I dubbed her the Indoctrinator.
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I could never figure out what the Hell "sfexpat2000" stood for.
www.electstevedawes.com
I always took it to mean "San Francisco expatriate 2000", meaning she was born and raised in SF but hasn't lived there since 2000. When she went by that screen name I called her Sexless Pat. Now I just substitute Ferrari with another exotic car, like Lamborghini, Maserati, Zonda, Koenigsegg, etc.
Stinky the Clown is The Fetid Harlequin, meaning the same thing only in stilted terms.
Speaking of stilted prose, the pretentious The Magistrate I think of in terms of The Masturbate, who by the way has never been quite the same since he made the mistake of wandering into the Gungeon and had his ass handed to him by One-Eyed Fat Man. Since then he hasn't posted as often, and his posts have taken on an edgier, angry undertone.
Some others that I've always thought of in different terms:
Iverglas is Horse's Ass, a nastier piece of work one would be hard pressed to find.
Faygo Kid is Fag Kid.
nadinbrzezinski is nadinbrzybrzybrzy
CatWoman is sCatWoman
Skinner is der $kimmenfuhrer
mike_c is The Bug****er because of his penchant for insect study.
cynatnite is See Ya Tonight
pnwmom is The Pwned Mom
MrScorpio is Mr Dorkio
NNNOLHI is The Cannoli Primitive
all I have time for right now.
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and, of course, He Who Cannot Be Named -- the extremely vitriolic gay guy from the island who lives near me (unfortunately)
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I always took it to mean "San Francisco expatriate 2000", meaning she was born and raised in SF but hasn't lived there since 2000.
Actually, poor stupid Beth lived in San Francisco until she was evicted from her apartment about the time her messiah took office.
Around the same time she was giving her mother financial advice, which led to the old lady losing her home to foreclosure.
The two of them then moved into a camping trailer on a small plot in the California desert, which was her mother's only remaining asset.
Throughout the hilarity of the Andyscam, from its inception until coach finally killed the sodomite, "sfexpat2000" was living in a luxurious San Francisco apartment, paid for by her ex-husband, crazy drug addict Doug Ferrari.
I believe the "expat2000" was a reference to her hatred and rejection of America after we stole Florida and the Court installed W as president.
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Quote re: Beth
"Around the same time she was giving her mother financial advice, which led to the old lady losing her home to foreclosure."
Why do people take financial advice from broke people ?
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demtemjeep, aka Plagiarizing Pam (has never had an original idea, borrows her best material without citing the source)
Proud2BlibKansan, aka Wicked Witch of KC (makes the Wicked Witch of the West look like a nun, has every desirable trait a witch needs, minus the wart on the nose)
NadinBrzezinski, aka The Queen of Condescending (Her Majesty cannot be bothered with trivial details, like coherent sentences, correct spelling, sources, etc. Bow down before her greatness and despair)
Omaha Steve, aka Socialist Steve (never worked a day in his life and isn't about to start now. Still looking for a plush elected job where he can accept, er, umm, *ahem* "donations")
Skinner, aka Skammer (the capitalist in me has just a tiny amount of love for the guy that can fleece the DUmmies out of there Cheeto and Pot money. Still produces an inferior product for the price though)
Sarah Ibarruri, aka Slutty Sarah (will sleep with anyone regardless of political views as long as they can buy her nice things)
grasswire, aka pie primitive (stolen from Frank) (read to many Nancy Drew mystery's, thinks she is on the trail of FrankSolich, has a better chance of finding the Jackal or ruby at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box)
kpete, aka Kate minus eight (as in IQ. If it wasn't for cut and paste she wouldn't have anything to post. A true 1 percenter, but not in the biker sort of way)
eferrari, aka Stupid Beth (again stolen from Frank) (she is to financial advice what The Queen of Condescending is to literature, enough said)
will add more later, but I really try not to think about the primitives, their posts usually give me enough of a headache as it is.
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EFerrari = EMataHari
TheMagistrate = TheMenstrate
TheMasterNemesis = TheMasturbatingNumbskull
Will Pitt = William Whoreson
kpete = rich bitch livin' on the hill (but says she ain't)
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Mr. Scorpio= Mr. Stupido.
Taverner= Drunken Douchebag.
Also, though I can't take credit for it (Someone else came up with it), TheMastersNemesis= Masticating Nutsack.
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Well, well.
A lot of lurking primitives have been paying attention to this ancient thread recently.
I have no idea what's up with that, but that's it.
So hence the second resurrection of this old thread, so as to make it easier for the lurking primitives to find.
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They're all DUmbass, DUchebag, DUng diddlers to me. :-)
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They're all DUmbass, DUchebag, DUng diddlers to me. :-)
Don't forget DUmb****s! O-)
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Nadinbrzezinski - NoBrainZezinski
I've always been partial to 'Needinabrewski' for her.
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One of my favorites is one that Rev coined: "Cryano." Simple, elegant, and descriptive.
I always call BigDarryl, Big Dumb Darryl, because you can just picture him. He posts just the way he's pictured. Derp.
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DUanglars ?
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It's more of a non professional psychological diagnosis.
A feeling I get after reading the body of his work on the island.
Aviation pro = Coprolalia Pro
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprolalia
Now don't get me wrong...I cuss, but when you paste one of Coprolalia Pros posts here it is almost unreadable.
On edit: Maybe it is closer to Coprographia, or maybe not.
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That's an excellent screen-name, sir.
In fact, I can't think of anyone here who has a dull screen-name.
The primitives, on the other hand, with this "NNNHI0L" and name-numbers nonsense......
hey, I have that name/number nonsense!!!
Mine is first name, last initial, and first paramedic job empliyee ID #.
Unless I know their gender (one of the 12 they claim are out there), I'm happy calling them S/H/It
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I like calling the AviationPro DUmmy the "flying prophylactic".
Every time I see seabeyond's name it reminds me of the old Sea-Bond denture adhesive.
sufrommich becomes the sonofabitch DUmmy.
Ichingcarpenter becomes the itching carpenter.
ProSense is NoSense.
dkf is wtf.
Catwoman is sCatwoman, as always.
NightWatcher is the peeping tom DUmmy.
That's just a few of the more recently-posting ones.
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Im partial to referring to Nadin as Nads and Will Pitt as Sir William the Pittiful. Most of the time though, I refer to most of them as primitive in a condescending tone.
E.g. "Too bad, primitive."
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I'm partial to referring to Nadin as Nads and Will Pitt as Sir William the Pittiful.
nadinbrzezinski was a bitch to name appropriately.
Because her last name suggests vast foreign policy expertise, I called her the "Zbigniew primitive."
But I got tired of that, and went back to referring to her as "nadin," and like Revolution here, adding randomly-typed letters to make her last name.
Then I settled on the yenta. I still think yenta is a wonderfully appropriate name for her, but not many here know Yiddish, and all the bad things a yenta is (an old woman who's a nuisancesome busybody, a snoop, a garrulous gossip).
I was ready to throw in the towel, when someone here suggested "Walter Mitty," which I did use, but it seemed awkward, as Walter Mitty is a man's name.
Then I very briefly used "Baroness Munchausen," after the wife of the notorious liar of the 18th century, but I wasn't sure if many understood the reference.
Remembering her body shape, I thought of a reverse-hourglass figure, and chris_ happily gave me the name for that shape, oblate spheroid. That fits her to a tee, and I still use it.
But not quite as often as I've now used "Vlada Mitty" ("Vladislav" being the Russian version of our "Walter," and while we don't have a female version of "Walter," the Russians do of "Vladislav"--"Vladislava," or nick-name, "Vlada").
I suspect Vlada Mitty's now here to stay.
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Stinky the clown=Dude
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Taverner- TavTurd
Anne Pritchett- proud2bDUmb
nadin- Nutsack
Horse With no Name- Whore With no Brain
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nadinbrzezinski was a bitch to name appropriately.
Because her last name suggests vast foreign policy expertise, I called her the "Zbigniew primitive."
But I got tired of that, and went back to referring to her as "nadin," and like Revolution here, adding randomly-typed letters to make her last name.
Then I settled on the yenta. I still think yenta is a wonderfully appropriate name for her, but not many here know Yiddish, and all the bad things a yenta is (an old woman who's a nuisancesome busybody, a snoop, a garrulous gossip).
I was ready to throw in the towel, when someone here suggested "Walter Mitty," which I did use, but it seemed awkward, as Walter Mitty is a man's name.
Then I very briefly used "Baroness Munchausen," after the wife of the notorious liar of the 18th century, but I wasn't sure if many understood the reference.
Remembering her body shape, I thought of a reverse-hourglass figure, and chris_ happily gave me the name for that shape, oblate spheroid. That fits her to a tee, and I still use it.
But not quite as often as I've now used "Vlada Mitty" ("Vladislav" being the Russian version of our "Walter," and while we don't have a female version of "Walter," the Russians do of "Vladislav"--"Vladislava," or nick-name, "Vlada").
I suspect Vlada Mitty's now here to stay.
Yenta reminds me of Yentyl, which, of course reminds me of Barbara Streisand. She is just hideous enough to play nadin in real life.
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Don't forget DUmb****s! O-)
I use "DUmmorrhoid" in that connection from time to time, as well.