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Title: Horrible Movies...Post em here
Post by: Karin on February 28, 2011, 01:08:29 PM: SO, my husband was under the weather on Saturday and wanted me to convelesce with him and watch a movie on the tv. He'd recorded something off of Starz or somewhere and forced me to watch it. Getting up and leaving would have been rude to a sick spouse.

The name? 2012. Cusack's in it. It concerns nadabrains' word of the day, eschetology.

Aside from the laughably implausible special effects, the characters are so irritating, I began to actively hate them. I wanted all of them to die horrible deaths. I could root for nobody, I despised them all.

The movie started at 8:00. When I felt I was on my very last nerve from the utter suckiness of it all, I looked at the clock. 9:00. Gaaah! Cracked another beer and plundered on. I lost track of the stupid plot, because I was so aware of my soaring blood pressure, my clenched jaw, my hands in fists. After watching one of my most hated characters get chewed up by a conveyor belt mishmash, I cheered.

At 10:00 it was STILL GOING ON. NO END IN SIGHT. I didn't see the end because I threw a small fit and left the room. Do not under any circumstances let anyone rope you into watching this POS.
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Post by: IassaFTots on February 28, 2011, 01:09:50 PM: Mamma Mia. It was on TV when nothing else was. I like ABBA. I like Pierce Brosnan. I watched less than 5 minutes and turned it off.
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Post by: DefiantSix on February 28, 2011, 01:47:18 PM: Quote from: Karin on February 28, 2011, 01:08:29 PM
...The name? 2012. Cusack's in it. It concerns nadabrains' word of the day, eschetology.

Aside from the laughably implausible special effects, the characters are so irritating, I began to actively hate them. I wanted all of them to die horrible deaths. I could root for nobody, I despised them all....

Hey! I love any movie that'll show The People's Republic of Califunny sliding off the continental shelf and into the Pacific Ocean. I agree with you that the rest of it was one big steaming pile of horse crap, and just exemplary of what comes out of HollyWierd these days, but I have to love 2012 for all of those hippie bastards learning the answer to the question, "How long can you tread water?"

On my recent list of movies not worth the $8.⁵⁰ for a ticket, is The Green Hornet. I liked Jay Chou's characterization of Kato, but other than that Seth Rogen manages to thoroughly destroy the experience for me. Apparently the two and a half minutes of clips that make up the trailer teaser are the only two and a half minutes where Seth isn't dropping gratuitous F-Bombs and the like, or otherwise displaying complete incompetence as an actor. Having been born in 1971, I never watched the Green Hornet on TV as a kid, and after seeing this, my desire to go back to those old shows is not improved by the watching.
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Post by: mamacags on February 28, 2011, 01:57:34 PM: MacGruber. I don't even know how it made it onto film.
The Producers, love Nathan Lane and Matthew Brodrick, the movie was putrid.
Sideways, watched the last half in fast forward.
March of the Penguins, wanted to jamb a screwdriver in my eyes by the end.
Shark Boy and Lava Girl, I paid to see this. I am still traumatized
Machette, where criminals are heroes and cops and ICE agents are evil.
Donnie Darko. I usually love cult films. This was still gives me a huge WTF when I think about it. It was sooo boring and stupid.
The Big Lewbowski, why the hell do people like this movie?
The Last Airbender, I may never forgive anyone in this movie.
Revolver, the day Guy Ritchie broke my heart
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Post by: chitownchica on February 28, 2011, 01:58:54 PM: The Tourist with Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp. Slow and very boring.
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Post by: Chris_ on February 28, 2011, 02:19:11 PM: I Love You, Man. Awful, terrible, boring movie.

Ditto for Hot Rod and just about any SNL-based movie.
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Post by: Celtic Rose on February 28, 2011, 02:28:27 PM: Quills, just plain creepy and twisted. The last movie we will ever allow that friend to pick :whatever:
2012, ditto, boring as can be
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Post by: Karin on February 28, 2011, 03:19:19 PM: Another one I could not finish was "Hancock."
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Post by: JohnnyReb on February 28, 2011, 05:16:05 PM: Horrible Movies...Post em here...Elvira's Movie Macabe.... :lmao:
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Post by: Gina on February 28, 2011, 05:24:12 PM: The Fountain (most horrible movie made)

The New World
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Post by: Duke Nukum on February 28, 2011, 05:39:17 PM: 2012 was awful, as is anything that Roland Emmerich has a hand in.

The Planet of the Apes remake was awful.

Moulin Rouge was god-awful.

The remake of The Steppford Wives really bad.
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Post by: Carl on February 28, 2011, 05:49:44 PM: Napoleon Dynamite,the absolute stupidest,most senseless,inane monstrosity ever recorded on film.
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Post by: namvet on February 28, 2011, 07:13:02 PM: Lord of the Rings. horrible !!!! after 10 mins wife and I got up and walked out. thought about asking for my money back
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Post by: Ptarmigan on February 28, 2011, 07:52:00 PM: Any movie with Carrot Top.
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Post by: IassaFTots on February 28, 2011, 07:56:21 PM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on February 28, 2011, 07:52:00 PM
Any movie with Carrot Top.

Is there one? Or is there more than one?
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Post by: Ptarmigan on February 28, 2011, 08:05:31 PM: Quote from: IassaFTots on February 28, 2011, 07:56:21 PM
Is there one? Or is there more than one?

Chairman of the Board
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118836/
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Post by: IassaFTots on February 28, 2011, 08:08:03 PM: No need to click the link. That dude is freaky freaky.
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Post by: Mr Mannn on February 28, 2011, 08:28:40 PM: There was a real stinker that came out the same time as Al Gore's Inconvenient Truth.

It was big on effects but totally lost on story. I foolishly saw it in the theater.

It was a global climate change movie with an instant ice age mixed with swarms of tornadoes and all sorts of climatological mayhem. The heroes kid was in New York, and a tsunami hit and then froze instantly trapping the city under 30 feet of ice. People tried to get out, but another super freeze killed em all in their tracks.

This was one of the more miserable wastes of film I have ever seen. All the people were stupid, they all deserved to die, but the heroes seemed to make it in spite of their collective IQ of 15. Curse the luck.
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Post by: IassaFTots on February 28, 2011, 08:33:13 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on February 28, 2011, 08:28:40 PM
There was a real stinker that came out the same time as Al Gore's Inconvenient Truth.

It was big on effects but totally lost on story. I foolishly saw it in the theater.

It was a global climate change movie with an instant ice age mixed with swarms of tornadoes and all sorts of climatological mayhem. The heroes kid was in New York, and a tsunami hit and then froze instantly trapping the city under 30 feet of ice. People tried to get out, but another super freeze killed em all in their tracks.

This was one of the more miserable wastes of film I have ever seen. All the people were stupid, they all deserved to die, but the heroes seemed to make it in spite of their collective IQ of 15. Curse the luck.

I remember that movie, can't remember the name of it, but as I recall, there was a whole mess of stupid there.
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Post by: DefiantSix on February 28, 2011, 08:35:36 PM: Quote from: IassaFTots on February 28, 2011, 08:33:13 PM
I remember that movie, can't remember the name of it, but as I recall, there was a whole mess of stupid there.

Day After Tomorrow.

And Mr. Mann, cockroaches may have a collective IQ of 15 or so, so you know where the heroes of that turd belong - and how they survived, now don't you? :-)
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Post by: IassaFTots on February 28, 2011, 08:50:19 PM: Quote from: DefiantSix on February 28, 2011, 08:35:36 PM
Day After Tomorrow.

And Mr. Mann, cockroaches may have a collective IQ of 15 or so, so you know where the heroes of that turd belong - and how they survived, now don't you? :-)

I don't know whether to give you a H5 or a BS for remembering the name of that movie.
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Post by: Ballygrl on February 28, 2011, 09:08:52 PM: My Left Foot, worst movie I ever saw.
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Post by: Chris_ on March 01, 2011, 02:16:20 AM: Two words: Brady Bunch
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Post by: longview on March 01, 2011, 06:15:58 AM: Quote from: Ballygrl on February 28, 2011, 09:08:52 PM
My Left Foot, worst movie I ever saw.

Thank you. I always wanted to see that and now I know.

Quote from: Big Don on March 01, 2011, 02:16:20 AM
Two words: Brady Bunch

That's one I never wanted to see. :o

I get a kick out of the awful movie "Army of Darkness." Bad, bad, bad. But makes me laugh and say "Give me some sugar, baby" and I do not fit that type, which makes other people laugh.
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Post by: Ballygrl on March 01, 2011, 08:06:58 AM: Quote from: Big Don on March 01, 2011, 02:16:20 AM
Two words: Brady Bunch

Oh! hubby and I are huge Brady Bunch fans and loved all the movies about the Brady Bunch.
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Post by: vesta111 on March 01, 2011, 08:13:35 AM: Natural Born Killers----OH MY A satire on those news papers you find at the grocery store, that headline ---I was impregnated by an Alien from Mars.

I liked the movie but the 3 others with me had no idea what was going on. I had read the blurbs on the movie so I knew it was a satire, the other 3 didn't.

They were not happy as I laughed at some of the bloodiest parts and cheered on the Killers.

They and I got into a bloody rowe ourselves after the movie. When I pointed out that a female would not be held in a mans prison, they kind of freaked on me. I had to explain that both of the killers were gay and one could not end up pregnant at the end of the film.

2 of the 3 I went to the movie with had--gasp-- college educations and had swolled the whole thing hook line and sinker.

I will not watch those Ghost storeys where a dead family member comes back to help the living. Darn I keep expecting to see an ex-mother in law sitting on the edge of my bath tub giving me a bunch of bull shit. Nor do I want to see my deceased husband come walking into the bathroom as I sit on the toilet just to say HI, how you doing.

I am willing to wait 12 months to see a movie on Cable that costs $5.00 bucks I can pack in the whole family to watch, provide soda and pop corn and save $40+ for 2 and over $100.00 for 6 0r 8 of us.---- What the heck in my home I will be able to control the audience, no talking or screaming baby's.

Not worth spending a fortune to watch a movie in a theater any more, have patience and wait for a good film to come to cable.

Up side , if the movie stinks, it costs just $5.00 and others can be chosen, so a family of 8-10 has to pay $ 20 to go through 4 different movies, still costs allot less then to view one movie that stinks at the theater.
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Post by: Ballygrl on March 01, 2011, 08:15:48 AM: Oh, Natural Born Killers was awful.
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Post by: Karin on March 01, 2011, 08:36:43 AM: How about that other enviro-kook movie from M. Knight, "Happenings" or whatever? The trees are apparently tired of you pesky humans living on their planet. You'll have to go now. I didn't see it, just read a scathing review at the time.
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Post by: namvet on March 01, 2011, 08:44:16 AM: I just couldn't resist this:

The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

strong language warning !!!!!

[youtube=425,350]PSEYXWmEse8[/youtube]
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Post by: Chris_ on March 01, 2011, 09:05:47 AM: Quote from: Ballygrl on March 01, 2011, 08:06:58 AM
Oh! hubby and I are huge Brady Bunch fans and loved all the movies about the Brady Bunch.
-10000 brownie points and -4000 credibility points, that movie was so friggin bad, I walked out, pitched a fit and got a refund
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Post by: vesta111 on March 01, 2011, 09:08:22 AM: Quote from: namvet on March 01, 2011, 08:44:16 AM
I just couldn't resist this:

The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

strong language warning !!!!!

[youtube=425,350]PSEYXWmEse8[/youtube]

This was great, i will have to save these insults until I get a few years older and will not get punched in the nose for using them.
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Post by: Chris_ on March 01, 2011, 09:11:59 AM: I'm trying to remember the last movie theater I walked out of, but I think it was either 'Galdiator' or an M. Knight Shamalamadingdong movie.
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Post by: namvet on March 01, 2011, 09:17:28 AM: Quote from: vesta111 on March 01, 2011, 09:08:22 AM
This was great, i will have to save these insults until I get a few years older and will not get punched in the nose for using them.

that's the way ive been talking to liberals for years !!!!
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Post by: thundley4 on March 01, 2011, 10:01:49 AM: Quote from: Big Don on March 01, 2011, 09:05:47 AM
-10000 brownie points and -4000 credibility points, that movie was so friggin bad, I walked out, pitched a fit and got a refund

Wait? What? You paid to see a Brady Bunch movie? :mental:
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Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 01, 2011, 10:42:16 AM: Quote from: DefiantSix on February 28, 2011, 08:35:36 PM
Day After Tomorrow.

And Mr. Mann, cockroaches may have a collective IQ of 15 or so, so you know where the heroes of that turd belong - and how they survived, now don't you? :-)

That's certainly the number one stinkbomb that came to my mind in this thread. Of course there are so many movies that I never go to see exactly because I think they'll suck, but this one in particular I saw while waiting for a plane on a deployment so I really had nothing else to do but endure it.
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Post by: Eupher on March 01, 2011, 10:45:16 AM: Plan 9 from Outer Space, a B-movie from 1959, is pretty well acknowledged to be the absolute worst film of all time. A film that starred Bela Lugosi (sort of), Vampira, and a bunch of B-movie types that are all forgettable, and directed by Ed Wood, a cross-dresser and alcoholic-to-be, this film is so bad that it's good in its rottenness.

Link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plan_9_from_Outer_Space)
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Post by: NHSparky on March 01, 2011, 11:29:42 AM: Yeah, but Euph, you really can't regard that as "the worst" (or at least I don't) for a few reasons:

--Ed Wood was a hack movie maker.
--Crappy budget.
--No studio backing.

So while yes, most of the MST3K crap does fall into the crap category, I rather suspect it was never meant to be taken seriously--more like a grad school film project, made more for shits and giggles than for art.

Now, if you want to get into "serious" releases, I submit to you the following criteria:

Major studio with promotion, budget, and stars to match. IOW, there's no reason for these movies to suck, but suck they did indeed!

In no particular order, the "WORST" movies ever:

Battlefield Earth
Showgirls
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Howard the Duck
Gigli
Pearl Harbor
Xanadu
Alexander
Wild Wild West
Street Fighter
Highlander II: The Quickening
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Post by: Eupher on March 01, 2011, 11:42:44 AM: Quote from: NHSparky on March 01, 2011, 11:29:42 AM
Yeah, but Euph, you really can't regard that as "the worst" (or at least I don't) for a few reasons:

--Ed Wood was a hack movie maker.
--Crappy budget.
--No studio backing.

So while yes, most of the MST3K crap does fall into the crap category, I rather suspect it was never meant to be taken seriously--more like a grad school film project, made more for shits and giggles than for art.

Now, if you want to get into "serious" releases, I submit to you the following criteria:

Major studio with promotion, budget, and stars to match. IOW, there's no reason for these movies to suck, but suck they did indeed!

In no particular order, the "WORST" movies ever:

Battlefield Earth
Showgirls
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Howard the Duck
Gigli
Pearl Harbor
Xanadu
Alexander
Wild Wild West
Street Fighter
Highlander II: The Quickening

Well, you have a point. Ed Wood was an absolute hack movie maker who "specialized" in making B movies in that era. No budget to speak of and no backing. B movies weren't "art" necessarily, but they were an aspect of Hollyweird at the time that sought to make money primarily from the monster/nuke scares of the day. There's only so much "art" you can make from giant spiders.

But I think if you take a look at Ed Wood himself, you'll find that took himself VERY seriously. And his work as well. An eternal optimist, he really only declined toward the end of his life when the grand total of all that he had produced barely qualified as suitable for the cutting room floor. That didn't occur till the late Sixties though, and I believe he died in the late Seventies after he allowed himself to fall into the bottle.

Also for consideration - Wood's processes were totally ate up. Continuity was completely non-existent, editing was a joke, and certainly the acting was deplorable not to mention the shitty scripts that he wrote.

But yeah, the big-budget blockbusters that turn out to be giant turds stand out all by themselves. The only difference in the output is the size of the letters FAIL.
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Post by: mamacags on March 01, 2011, 12:01:24 PM: Lord of The Rings and Gladiator in this list!?!??!!? NO WAY!!!!! Both of those movies were epic!

The rest of the lists I agree with except 2012 and Day After Tomorrow. They had explosions, dead people, and disasters. I love those things in movies.
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Post by: Ballygrl on March 01, 2011, 12:12:01 PM: Quote from: Big Don on March 01, 2011, 09:05:47 AM
-10000 brownie points and -4000 credibility points, that movie was so friggin bad, I walked out, pitched a fit and got a refund

You can't be serious?

[youtube=425,350]s5GZRnJTO5E[/youtube]
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Post by: CactusCarlos on March 01, 2011, 12:16:26 PM: Quote from: namvet on March 01, 2011, 08:44:16 AM
I just couldn't resist this:

H5 for the find!
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Post by: NHSparky on March 01, 2011, 12:21:03 PM: Quote from: mamacags on March 01, 2011, 12:01:24 PM
Lord of The Rings and Gladiator in this list!?!??!!? NO WAY!!!!! Both of those movies were epic!

The rest of the lists I agree with except 2012 and Day After Tomorrow. They had explosions, dead people, and disasters. I love those things in movies.

And they both had Julia Stiles in uncredited roles.
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Post by: IassaFTots on March 01, 2011, 12:23:27 PM: Quote from: mamacags on March 01, 2011, 12:01:24 PM
Lord of The Rings and Gladiator in this list!?!??!!? NO WAY!!!!! Both of those movies were epic!

The rest of the lists I agree with except 2012 and Day After Tomorrow. They had explosions, dead people, and disasters. I love those things in movies.

Heh. Reminds me of an ex-boyfriend that used to say the best part about the movie Titanic is that the DiCaprio MF dies at the end.
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Post by: thundley4 on March 01, 2011, 12:24:55 PM: Ishtar. An Inconvenient Truth. Any Michael Moore movie.
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Post by: compaqxp on March 01, 2011, 12:40:45 PM: The Underground Comedy Movie was the worst movie I've ever watched. I never finished it. because it was such a piece of crap.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Underground_Comedy_Movie

We should have a best movie topic too.
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Post by: NHSparky on March 01, 2011, 01:28:10 PM: We have, comp--several of them, in fact.

You've just been too busy acting like a retarded howler monkey to notice.
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Post by: mamacags on March 01, 2011, 02:36:33 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on March 01, 2011, 12:21:03 PM
And they both had Julia Stiles in uncredited roles.

I think it was listed under "dumb whore" in the credits.
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Post by: Mike220 on March 01, 2011, 02:40:44 PM: Day After Tomorrow: I know a few people already said it, but my G-d what bullshit on a stick. I can't believe I actually bought that turd sandwich. The only redeeming thing is I got it at Blockbuster in one of their "Buy 4 Movies for $15" sales.

Enema... I mean Enemy at the Gates: Not really the worst movie ever, but I have a thing for realism when it comes to historical films. And seriously, WTF is up with British people in the key roles? I can get on Netflix and see a freaking Israeli movie about the First Lebanon War in Hebrew with Israeli actors (Beaufort, check it out. You can watch it online) why the hell can't I get a movie about Stalingrad with German or Russian actors? Oh wait, I can? That's right. It's a German film called Stalingrad. Those Krauts are known for their imagination, are they?

Dreamcatcher: Based on a Stephen King book of the same name. Had a lot of potential and an all star cast. Think, Aliens done my M. Night Shamalamadingdong.

Alexander: I think I've left more interesting things in the toilet. Particularly apropos with this piece of shit.

Kazaam: Saw this in elementary school. I'm still traumatized. Shaq playing a genie? Need I say more?

The Blair Witch Project: Saw the first 5 minutes. Apparently the rest wasn't that much different. Glad I didn't pay for that one.

Twilight: I took a friend to see this for her birthday a few years ago since I was the only one who remembered it and it's what she wanted to do. Somehow we're still friends... The only thing I liked about it was the filming location. Made me all nostalgic for the Northwest.
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Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 01, 2011, 03:20:39 PM: The ex-wife made me go see The English Patient. We both hated it equally. I don't recall an occasion that I wanted to leave a theater so badly.

Ironically enough, Seinfeld made an episode months later about how everyone loved the movie except Elaine. :lmao:
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Post by: Karin on March 01, 2011, 04:00:19 PM: Quote
'Galdiator'
Chris, you didn't like that? Really?

I enjoyed the various explosions in 2012, and Californistan falling into the sea, and it was pretty cool when the ship overturned. It was the G-ddamned characters I couldn't stand. Annoying, like that wife on Walking Dead. Plus that whiney petulant morose kid. And the ex-wife's unattractive new boyfriend.

Ya know what other kid I couldn't take? The kid on Aliens. Always, always screaming. That movie WOULD NOT END either. 28 hours later, it finally did, with the same ending as the first. Lame.
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Post by: Chris_ on March 01, 2011, 04:01:59 PM: Couldn't stand it... walked out. I've tried to watch it but there's just something about it that bores me. Maybe it's Russell Crowe... he's about as believable as Brad Pitt.
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Post by: Ptarmigan on March 01, 2011, 04:11:59 PM: Little Man
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0430304/
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Post by: Chris_ on March 01, 2011, 04:12:50 PM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on March 01, 2011, 04:11:59 PM
Little Man
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0430304/
:rotf: That goes without saying.
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Post by: Duke Nukum on March 01, 2011, 09:16:00 PM: Alice in Wonderland was pretty awful. I was expecting the original story done with cool graphics and what I got was something that was pretty dull, although very pretty.
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Post by: Chris_ on March 01, 2011, 09:46:46 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on March 01, 2011, 10:01:49 AM
Wait? What? You paid to see a Brady Bunch movie? :mental:
You KNOW you pay go to the movie she wants to see. If mama ain't happy...
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Post by: thundley4 on March 01, 2011, 09:57:46 PM: Quote from: Big Don on March 01, 2011, 09:46:46 PM
You KNOW you pay go to the movie she wants to see. If mama ain't happy...

Aw, ok, that makes sense.
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Post by: thelaughingman on March 01, 2011, 11:56:02 PM: "High Strung."

Wife loves it. I found it very painful.
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Post by: Eupher on March 02, 2011, 07:38:17 AM: Quote from: Big Don on March 01, 2011, 09:46:46 PM
You KNOW you pay go to the movie she wants to see. If mama ain't happy...

We didn't go to see Brady Bunch, but we did go to see Alice in Wonderland. Not a big fan of Johnny Depp for lotsa reasons.

We also saw "The King's Speech" and was glad to do so. It's a great flick.

Point is, Mama dictates what we see - even if it means a 35-mile drive to see it.

It's safest that way.
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Post by: Eupher on March 02, 2011, 07:39:43 AM: One flick that bored me to tears - and I fell asleep about 10 minutes into it:

Spinal Tap

Rob Reiner is a speshull kinda moonbat. :whatever:
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Post by: Wineslob on March 02, 2011, 01:24:23 PM: Quote from: Eupher on March 02, 2011, 07:39:43 AM
One flick that bored me to tears - and I fell asleep about 10 minutes into it:

Spinal Tap

Rob Reiner is a speshull kinda moonbat. :whatever:

You got a BS. That is one of the THE best mockumentary's
ever made, even if Reiner made it.

I'm still pissed that I wasted time watching Napolean Dynamite.
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Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 02, 2011, 02:29:37 PM: Quote from: Eupher on March 02, 2011, 07:39:43 AM
One flick that bored me to tears - and I fell asleep about 10 minutes into it:

Spinal Tap

Rob Reiner is a speshull kinda moonbat. :whatever:

I've got to agree with WS. BS given.

This is one of my favorite movie scenes--evah!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgViOqGJEvM[/youtube]
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Post by: Eupher on March 02, 2011, 03:21:49 PM: Quote from: Wineslob on March 02, 2011, 01:24:23 PM

You got a BS. That is one of the THE best mockumentary's
ever made, even if Reiner made it.

I'm still pissed that I wasted time watching Napolean Dynamite.

Thanks for the bitchslap. I was starting to have withdrawal symptoms.

:-)
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Post by: Eupher on March 02, 2011, 03:22:48 PM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 02, 2011, 02:29:37 PM
I've got to agree with WS. BS given.

This is one of my favorite movie scenes--evah!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgViOqGJEvM[/youtube]

h5 for you too!

Happiness is just a bitchslap away.
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Post by: Chris_ on March 02, 2011, 03:29:46 PM: I thought 'Spinal Tap' was hit or miss. I loved some of the song parodies.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-BYzaDwNoE[/youtube]
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Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 02, 2011, 04:51:07 PM: That movie with Nicolas Cage.

Any movie with the name Uwe Boll anywhere in the credits.

(Does it really need be any more specific than that?)
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Post by: Duke Nukum on March 02, 2011, 04:59:50 PM: Speaking of Spinal Tap (which I loved) I hated Waiting for Guffman. WTF? People actually thought that was funny?
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Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 02, 2011, 05:04:47 PM: Quote from: Duke Nukum on March 02, 2011, 04:59:50 PM
Speaking of Spinal Tap (which I loved) I hated Waiting for Guffman. WTF? People actually thought that was funny?

Waiting for Guffman was a little slow. Best In Show was far better.
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Post by: thundley4 on March 02, 2011, 05:34:33 PM: Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on March 02, 2011, 04:51:07 PM
That movie with Nicolas Cage.

Any movie with the name Uwe Boll anywhere in the credits.

(Does it really need be any more specific than that?)

Uwe Boll has ruined every video game to movie adaptation that he has touched.
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Post by: DefiantSix on March 02, 2011, 07:30:33 PM: Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on March 02, 2011, 04:51:07 PM
That movie with Nicolas Cage.

Any movie with the name Uwe Boll anywhere in the credits.

(Does it really need be any more specific than that?)

And yeah, as just about anything Nicholas Cage touches turns to shit before your very eyes, I can agree with you on that. :cheers1:
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Post by: IassaFTots on March 02, 2011, 08:07:24 PM: Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on March 02, 2011, 05:04:47 PM
Waiting for Guffman was a little slow. Best In Show was far better.

I did like Best In Show...a lot. The only thing that would have made it better would have been if they turned it up to 11.
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Post by: Wineslob on March 03, 2011, 12:37:53 PM: [youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbVKWCpNFhY&feature=related[/youtube]
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Post by: IassaFTots on March 03, 2011, 12:40:42 PM: Quote from: Wineslob on March 03, 2011, 12:37:53 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbVKWCpNFhY&feature=related[/youtube]

Dude. I swear. Somethings just never get old. It always makes me laugh. Always.
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Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 03, 2011, 12:46:53 PM: Quote from: chris_ on March 02, 2011, 03:29:46 PM
I thought 'Spinal Tap' was hit or miss. I loved some of the song parodies.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-BYzaDwNoE[/youtube]

Chris, H5 for finding the new theme song of the teachers' unions in Wisconsin.
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Post by: NHSparky on March 03, 2011, 01:29:56 PM: Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on March 02, 2011, 05:04:47 PM
Waiting for Guffman was a little slow. Best In Show was far better.

As much as I love Best In Show, I couldn't stand A Mighty Wind. Whateva.
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Post by: dandi on March 04, 2011, 12:49:47 AM: Quote from: mamacags on March 01, 2011, 02:36:33 PM
I think it was listed under "dumb whore" in the credits.

I guess I missed something. What is with the Julia Stiles slams?
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Post by: IassaFTots on March 04, 2011, 09:18:01 AM: Quote from: wasp69 on March 04, 2011, 12:49:47 AM
I guess I missed something. What is with the Julia Stiles slams?

You can't be serious. Are you???
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Post by: dandi on March 04, 2011, 03:28:55 PM: Quote from: IassaFTots on March 04, 2011, 09:18:01 AM
You can't be serious. Are you???

Yeah, is that bad?
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Post by: cavegal on March 04, 2011, 03:39:52 PM: Some would say Killer Klowns From Outer Space? I say Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes.
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Post by: IassaFTots on March 04, 2011, 03:43:05 PM: Quote from: wasp69 on March 04, 2011, 03:28:55 PM
Yeah, is that bad?

It's bad. Don't say I didn't warn you.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,52721.0/highlight,dexter.html
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Post by: Karin on March 04, 2011, 03:46:53 PM: I have fond memories of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. I remember my dad, who passed away in 1986, sitting there laughing and laughing at that.
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Post by: Chris_ on March 04, 2011, 09:28:10 PM: But, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes was made to be ridiculed. Movies like VHF and Airheads were supposed to be comedies.
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Post by: dandi on March 04, 2011, 09:55:49 PM: Quote from: IassaFTots on March 04, 2011, 03:43:05 PM
It's bad. Don't say I didn't warn you.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,52721.0/highlight,dexter.html

Well, it looks to me like a typical Hollyweird bunch of bull but I admit that I don't really pay attention to the drama of actors.

Sorry...

:-)