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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on February 24, 2011, 01:16:55 PM
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Please remember, this is a Bijou Lounge story! I don't want any complaints about the mugshot.
Investigators say a woman was arrested after stripping naked at a Sarasota bar.
According to the Sarasota County Sheriff's Office, 34-year-old Traci Batcher was at the Thirsty Turtle when she went into the men's restroom and took off all her clothes. She then tried to walk back into the main bar area when the manager stopped her and told her to put her clothes back on. When she refused, the manager called 9-1-1.
A responding deputy found Batcher locked in the men's room. When the manager unlocked the door, she came out topless.
WWSB reports she told the deputy, "You don't understand, I have been married since I was 13 years old and have been married for 16 years."...
link (http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=176659&catid=58)
(http://www.wtsp.com/genthumb/genthumb.ashx?e=3&h=240&w=320&i=/assetpool/images/110223035600_traci-batcher.jpg)
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Is that hair on her chin?
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Looks like fingerprint ink.
http://www.mysuncoast.com/Photo.aspx?content_id=39bf9bb2-db01-40ba-b42b-475749c28f5a
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Looks like it could be a stitched-up cut, perhaps.
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Is that hair on her chin?
All the fashionable women are sporting a teeny goatee this season. :-)
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All the fashionable women are sporting a teeny goatee this season. :-)
:lmao:
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I'm still trying to figure out if Traci has a cockroach crawling on her chin or if her curb crawling resulted in sutures.
Other than that, that's hittable.
:-)
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Poor woman! I would be insane too if I married at 13! I think they are stitches too.
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Poster child for NOW.
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That is some crazy math. 34 years old, married for 16 years, and married at 13? She didn't say she was currently un-married. Wierd.
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I'm still trying to figure out if Traci has a cockroach crawling on her chin or if her curb crawling resulted in sutures.
Other than that, that's hittable.
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Heh. Those are curb feelers!
:lmao:
KC
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that's hittable.
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Dude......no........ :thatsright:
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That is some crazy math. 34 years old, married for 16 years, and married at 13? She didn't say she was currently un-married. Wierd.
Ah-ha. So she's a DU member. Poor math skills and hairy chin.
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I'm still trying to figure out if Traci has a cockroach crawling on her chin or if her curb crawling resulted in sutures.
Other than that, that's hittable.
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I'd hit it ....
With an axe.
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Now ladies...was she desperate or what?
The what: It was a high class bar and the fellows had higher standards... :rotf: ...OR: She was in a gay bar.... :-)
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Now ladies...was she desperate or what?
The what: It was a high class bar and the fellows had higher standards... :rotf: ...OR: She was in a gay bar.... :-)
Based on her picture - she might have actually done better in a gay bar.
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I can outgross all of you, and will since I've had quite a bit of wine.
Does the rug haircut match the chin cut? :tongue: :-)
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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You're right. That was gross and too much, even for me, even plastered. So I deleted it.
But I quoted it. So it will always be there. :rotf:
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
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But I quoted it. So it will always be there. :rotf:
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Oh well, that'll teach me to PUI. :-)
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I'd hit it ....
With an axe.
Precisely.
But seriously, sometimes you need a little bit of crazy in your life. Cockroaches crawling on chins will do that to you.
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Dude......no........ :thatsright:
Whassamatta, TC? No sense of adventure? No ambition to crawl amongst the riffraff once in awhile? :rotf:
Oh wait.....That's right. You're a cop, so you get to do that anyway!
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Whassamatta, TC? No sense of adventure? No ambition to crawl amongst the riffraff once in awhile? :rotf:
Oh wait.....That's right. You're a cop, so you get to do that anyway!
Dude, I wouldn't do her with your....................uh..................hehehe
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Use goooooogle image...genital warts...that ought to wilt the old bean pole for a few days.
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I'd hit it ....
With an axe.
My guess is it already looks like ya did!