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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Mr Mannn on February 23, 2011, 09:24:14 PM
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cliffordu (1000+ posts) Wed Feb-23-11 08:20 PM
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An open message to any teabaggers reading the DU:
The worm is turning, you mother****ers.
Wear a cup.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x494868
You'll find this next statement hard to believe...
jillan (1000+ posts)
2. And get a dictionary. Liberals know big words, and how to spell them.
OneGrassRoot (1000+ posts)
(shhhhhh...the dictionary is a librul conspiracy!!!) n/t
quinnox (1000+ posts)
4. Teabaggers should be ashamed of themselves
Fighting for the rich is against their own best interest , and they can't see that due to self-deception or sheer stupidity.
warren pease (1000+ posts)
5. You need to translate this for your audience...
Thuh wurm is ternin, u muthrfukkers.
Ware a kup.
That should do it.
wp
Hey whats that smell?!
Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts)
9. :snort:
Good one!
All the Airheads and Wannabeanthropols and DumbAssWankers and their friends will now be pissed at you, you know.
Not true odoriferous one. We are LAUGHING at you. Not angry. Big difference.
When these DUmmies get mad, I'm betting their restless leg syndrome kicks into high gear.
Hey Stink, you got a mole. speak truth to power and talk with us!
You know you want to. And you would sure give us what for. all of DU would see your triumphant arguments leaving Conservative Cave speechless.
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Does Clifford know that most Americans are against the unions?
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I highly recommend giving Governor Scott Walker a supportive e-mail. Even if we are not citizens of Wisconsin this is a fight that has to be won for the future of our country.
govgeneral@wisconsin.gov
A friend did and got a call back from the Governor's staff thanking him, a real person. So I think it matters.
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Turning? Really? The hostage situation in WI will only become worse even if their goals are accomplished as the well is dry and the
idiots teachers' unions believe that state revenue is an endless resource during a stagflation.
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jillan (1000+ posts)
2. And get a dictionary. Liberals know big words, and how to spell them.
Then why don't you ever use big words, ignoramus?
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warren pease (1000+ posts)
5. You need to translate this for your audience...
Thuh wurm is ternin, u muthrfukkers.
Ware a kup.
That should do it.
wp
If we were all Nadabraniac, this would apply to us.
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I highly recommend giving Governor Scott Walker a supportive e-mail. Even if we are not citizens of Wisconsin this is a fight that has to be won for the future of our country.
govgeneral@wisconsin.gov
A friend did and got a call back from the Governor's staff thanking him, a real person. So I think it matters.
Just sent him an e-mail. I told him I support what he is doing and to keep his word to the voters of the state he serves.
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Personally, I've never seen a worm turn.
I've seen them slithering through the dirt, dried up on the sidewalk, stepped on and mashed, and wriggling in a pile of shit. I've even pierced a few with a hook. But turned? Nah.
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Are we goin' DUmmie huntin', Dandi? Maybe DUmmie fishin' instead? :hyper:
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Are we goin' DUmmie huntin', Dandi? Maybe DUmmie fishin' instead? :hyper:
Catfish do bite well on STINKbait, so it's an idea.
Barring that, we could tie a rope around their waists and throw them in the swamp to troll for gators, like Amos Moses.
:-)
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If they're so smart then why were the soundly thumped by dumb "tea baggers"? I can't for the life of me figure out why it's in my best interest to have my tax dollars supporting government unions who turn around and throw money at Democrats. It isn't in my best interest to have a 2000 page health care bill thrust upon me when I and the majority of the country are against it and have been from the beginning. Nor do I see any benefit in having my taxes go up to support some wholly unsustainable government program that raises the national debt so high my great-grandchildren won't be able to pay it off. And it's certainly not in my best interest, when the powers that be figure out they can no longer afford handouts for people who are quite capable of paying their own way, that those dependent little waifs start throwing temper tantrums in the street. It's not in my best interest to have all the rules and restrictions drummed up by overzealous government nannies that do nothing but take another piece of my freedom away for a government handout that I neither need or want. Mostly, however, it's not in my best interest for someone else to decide what my best interest is. Bite me bitches!
Cindie
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jillan (1000+ posts)
2. And get a dictionary. Liberals know big words, and how to spell them.
Some big words liberals know (well, big for libs, not for normal people):
perjury
impeachment
fraud
welfare
handout
unemployment
felony
indictment
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I can't for the life of me figure out why it's in my best interest to have my tax dollars supporting government unions who turn around and throw money at Democrats.
A lot of things piss me off, but this has to be one of the top 5.
Jukin, I also sent a brief email. They must be getting mountains.
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Some big words liberals know (well, big for libs, not for normal people):
perjury
impeachment
fraud
welfare
handout
unemployment
felony
indictment
Liberal dictionary
perjury - a conservative that tells you something you don't like but can't refute
impeachment - what you do to conservatives that tell you things you don't like but can't refute
fraud - what you do to not have to go to work but still get paid
welfare - what people owe me for their own best interests
handout - when people are unfairly allowed to keep what they unjustly earn through voluntary transactions
unemployment - the state all rich people should be put in when they refuse to give me their money
felony - the unlawful act of having more than me
indictment - when you decide to become a lesbian
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Email of support and appreciation off to Gov. Walker. Thank you, jukin, for the suggestion.
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I don't respond to insults such as "teabagger" so go **** yourself, DUmmies. :bird:
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I don't respond to insults such as "teabagger" so go **** yourself, DUmmies. :bird:
Ralphie, they want to be teabagged by us. :fuelfire:
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And the Queen of illiterate DUmmies make an appearance.
nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Wed Feb-23-11 11:00 PM
Response to Reply #2
16. Nah I would not ever, go for them big fifty cent words
Ever!
Or occasionally them foreign ones too?
:-)
Jackerie for some reason has been running in my head...
Oh and tea baggers, google it up...
Obamanaut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Thu Feb-24-11 08:48 AM
Response to Reply #16
27. Would it be better to google up 'Jacquerie'? And 'those' goes better
than 'them' when used as in the OP.
:lmao:
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jillan (1000+ posts)
2. And get a dictionary. Liberals know big words, and how to spell them.
Damn. And here I thought that that DUmmies got all of their big words from a calendar.
Another thing. Does this moonbat think that any confrontation will be fought with a war of words?
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Why does Nadinletters place comma's where they are not needed?
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Why does Nadinletters place comma's where they are not needed?
Why is the world round?
:whistling:
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Why is the world round?
:whistling:
It just, is.
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Why is the world round?
:whistling:
Gul Dernit! And I bin thinkin' it were flat all this tiime? Shoot..
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It just, is.
Well, that answers your question, madam, about Nadinostradamus and commas.
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cliffordu (1000+ posts) Wed Feb-23-11 08:20 PM
Original message
An open message to any teabaggers reading the DU:
The worm is turning, you mother****ers.
Wear a cup
:yawn:
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Damn. And here I thought that that DUmmies got all of their big words from a calendar.
Another thing. Does this moonbat think that any confrontation will be fought with a war of words?
Yep, those big words are gonna really help ya when I put a cap in yer ass, moron! Oh, look at that, I spelled moron right! I guess that's to small a word for you geniuses to spell, right, BTW, I'm "series"!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Too funny! What a bunch of clowns!
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I highly recommend giving Governor Scott Walker a supportive e-mail. Even if we are not citizens of Wisconsin this is a fight that has to be won for the future of our country.
govgeneral@wisconsin.gov
A friend did and got a call back from the Governor's staff thanking him, a real person. So I think it matters.
I appreciate that, I emailed him! :cheersmate:
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Liberal dictionary
perjury - a conservative that tells you something you don't like but can't refute
impeachment - what you do to conservatives that tell you things you don't like but can't refute
fraud - what you do to not have to go to work but still get paid
welfare - what people owe me for their own best interests
handout - when people are unfairly allowed to keep what they unjustly earn through voluntary transactions
unemployment - the state all rich people should be put in when they refuse to give me their money
felony - the unlawful act of having more than me
indictment - when you decide to become a lesbian
:lmao: :rotf:
Hi 5 to you sir!
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Who got the teabagged DUmmies riled up this time? They didn't reference a thread.
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:yawn:
I take it you're not scared.
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I take it you're not scared.
Hell no. Any lurking DUmbass wants to PM me, I'll give 'em my address. I'm just an empty beer can's throw from the east end of the University of Northern Colorado campus. They're welcome to swing on by any time, and show me just why I might need a "cup"... :fuelfire:
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Hell no. Any lurking DUmbass wants to PM me, I'll give 'em my address. I'm just an empty beer can's throw from the east end of the University of Northern Colorado campus. They're welcome to swing on by any time, and show me just why I might need a "cup"... :fuelfire:
You will have to wait until their electric cars are charged before they come for you.
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You will have to wait until their electric cars are charged before they come for you.
They can park 'em next to the 'Tard cars I see on 23rd St. all the time.
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Wear a cup? You idiots had better be wearing body armor otherwise your going to have a really bad day ahead of you.
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Wear a cup? You idiots had better be wearing body armor otherwise your going to have a really bad short day ahead of you.
fixt 'er for ya. :II:
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Why does Nadinletters place comma's where they are not needed?
I hope "comma's" was meant as sarcasm.
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Gul Dernit! And I bin thinkin' it were flat all this tiime? Shoot..
Looking in my "English to Redneck" dictionary, I think the proper phrase is "sheet far", which is redneck for "I did not know that!"
Ex: Nadin is a genius? Well, sheet far!
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Wear a cup? You idiots had better be wearing body armor otherwise your going to have a really bad day ahead of you.
What do DUmmies know about "cups".
They can barely drink from one, much less "wear" one, and I'm sure they tend to get the two confused all the time.
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Hell no. Any lurking DUmbass wants to PM me, I'll give 'em my address. I'm just an empty beer can's throw from the east end of the University of Northern Colorado campus. They're welcome to swing on by any time, and show me just why I might need a "cup"... :fuelfire:
"Cup" ???? A conservative man don't need no stinking cup...our cups runneth over...we use 5 gallon buckets.
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I hope "comma's" was meant as sarcasm.
I'm fluent in sarcasm.
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I'm fluent in sarcasm.
Really, now? Who knew? :tongue: :fuelfire: O-) :cheersmate:
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It takes a Dummy to presume that Tea Partiers are fighting for the rich when they are trying to rein in the power of the ultra-wealthy government.
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Looking in my "English to Redneck" dictionary, I think the proper phrase is "sheet far", which is redneck for "I did not know that!"
Ex: Nadin is a genius? Well, sheet far!
Sheet fair, bucky! (For added emphasis) :-)
(I've heard my dad use that phrase more times than I can count.)
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"How fur is it to da far?"
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"Cup" ???? A conservative man don't need no stinking cup...our cups runneth over...we use 5 gallon buckets.
Speak for yourself, junior. I need a horse trough, personally. :-)
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Speak for yourself, junior. I need a horse trough, personally. :-)
Eh, some of us have to freeball it because we can't find anything large and portable enough. :-)
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Eh, some of us have to freeball it because we can't find anything large and portable enough. :-)
I find a wheel barrow works in a pinch.