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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: The Hollywood NeoCon on February 18, 2011, 08:39:28 AM
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Hello everybody. This is HNC's wife, Lisa.
My husband suffered a heart attack the afternoon of February 3 while driving home from his teaching position at USC. Thankfully, he was able to pull to the side of the road without causing an accident, and was transported to an ER, where he received immediate medical attention.
He is in stable condition, and is resting comfortably.
I am very sorry I didn't get online and inform you all of this sooner, but as you can understand, this was perhaps the most terrifying event any of us in our family have ever experienced. Thanks also to those of you who've sent messages expressing your concern over his absence. I now certainly understand why he has become so enamored of this site, and of all of you.
I will keep you posted as to his progress, and with God's grace, he'll be back to terrorizing the statists very shortly. :-)
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Thank you, madam.
And God's grace to one of our stars.
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Wow, sorry to hear this happened. I AM, however, glad that he's somewhat OK!!
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Oh wow, so sorry to hear of his illness and hope he recovers quickly! Thoughts and prayers to you both!
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:(
I hope he's okay.
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Stickying this for additional updates.
Thanks for letting us know and glad things are okay.
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Prayers up, bud.
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Oh Lisa....I am so sorry to hear this, but so glad to know that he will be ok.
I was thinking about him quite a bit yesterday, and wondering what was going on.
I am sending you a pm...look at top of screen at messages, and you can click on it to get it.
Sending lots of prayers and hugs to all of you.
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Our prayers go to both of you. By any chance was he wearing Crocs while driving?
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Our prayers go to both of you. By any chance was he wearing Crocs while driving?
I dunno if "great minds" is the right phrase but, yeah.... ::)
Prayers up Lisa, to HNC and all of your family. Thank you so much for taking the time to inform us.
I am happy to hear that he is in stable condition.
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Holy crap!
Glad he's doing alright, so very sorry for this happening to you.
Tell the Crocodile Man we miss him and hope he gets back real soon.
:-)
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Here's hoping he has a spedy and full recovery.
...and eat the hospital food, it won't kill you. They don't like to lose customers. :-)
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Prayers for his continued recovery. Thank you for letting us know, and tell him that we are thinking of him.
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Prayers for his full recovery.
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Sorry to hear this news. I do hope HNC makes a quick and full recovery. My best wishes to you all.
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Thank you so much, Lisa, for letting us know! I'm glad to hear he's on the mend, and resting comfortably. I'm also glad he had his wits about him during the attack, and pulled over. A DUmmy, of course, would careen all over the road, and post at the DUmp on his iphone, getting advice on what to do. :-)
Speedy recover, HCN, we miss you! Thoughts and prayers to you and your family.
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I am sorry, Lisa. :(
Let him know we are all thinking of him and hoping/praying for a speedy recovery. I was wondering where he had been just the other day.
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Wow, sorry to hear this. Rest assured our hopes and prayers are with you for his speedy recovery.
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Oh geez! Sorry to hear this. Praying for you both!
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I knew something was wrong. The dark side of the force trembled at the thought of losing one of its own.
Thanks Mrs. HNC.
Prayers out Mr. HNC.
KC
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He's well-liked here, Mrs. HNC. I hope they discharge him soonest.
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He HAS to recover fully! I want to read about his escapades.
Sending white healing light.
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Bless you for posting and letting us know! Prayers are with you all now and wishes for a speedy recovery :blowkiss:
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I miss Hollywood NeoCon for a selfish reason, a very selfish reason.
I don't feel creative when he's not around.
The man inspires.
Right now, I'm trying to figure out how to make the saga of the Packer clan down there in northeastern Oklahoma into a potential half-hour television situation comedy, but without Hollywood NeoCon's guidance, the whole thing's dead in the water at the moment.
Actually, I'm not totally selfish; a very large part of me wants Hollywood NeoCon to get well, with or without conservativecave, simply because he's a Gift to Humanity and common sense.
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What frank said but with cussing and less eloquence.
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What frank said but with cussing and less eloquence.
We need more Julia Stiles bashing.
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Thoughts and prayers.
TV still sucks, though.
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Oh wow! just said a Prayer now.
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Get well soon or else!
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I'm glad he's OK. We all hope he has a speedy recovery so we all can get back to making fun of the DUmpmonkies over at DU.
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Mrs. HNC,
Thank you for keeping us up to date on HNC's condition. I hold HNC in the highest regard and wish him a speedy recovery. I've already said a prayer for him and will continue to do so.
Please don't be a stranger. Let us know if there's anything we can do.
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I'll run up the :bs2flag: flag.
Everybody knows that HNC has no heart that anybody's been able to detect! :-)
(Hope ya get to feeling better soon, sir. And prayers up for the Mrs. NeoCon, too.)
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Holy shit!!!! Jess is right!!!! That stupid skank whore Julia Stiles has tainted yet ANOTHER life!!!! Damn is she freaking evil! If I were part of the cast or crew from Dexter I would be upping my freaking life insurance about now! Typhoid Mary has nothing on this bitch!
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HNC, I'll be thinking of you when I'm singing at a friend's son's baptism tomorrow. (I'm sure that he could think of a couple of ditties to make the occasion interesting.)
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Well damn. This is turning into a pretty tough year, and it's only the middle of February.
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Yow!
HNC, if you know what's good for ya, you'll get rid of the crocs AND THE CIGARETTES. :tongue:
But the docs will letcha know what you need to do to recover.
Do what the docs say, eh? You're too damned feisty to go belly up this soon.
And dutch is right -- TV still sucks donkey balls.
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Mrs. HNC - please tell him Dixie said to rest and get better or I'll get on a stepladder and whoop him good!!! (I'm really short!!) :-)
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Thoughts and prayers to both of you! He to get well quickly and for you to have the Patience of Job during his recovery
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Hope all turns out well for you both Mrs NeoCon!
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Nuts! I was wondering where HNC had gotten to. Prayers up for a full recovery!
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Thoughts and prayers to both of you! He to get well quickly and for you to have the Patience of Job during his recovery
Double prayer for Mrs. HNC. Bless her.
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Wishes and prayers for you and HNC, that he makes a speedy recovery. We miss him on the board!
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Here is to hoping he makes a fast recovery.
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Dear Mrs. HNC, I don't know if you are reading the posts on this thread. If you are can you give us an update please? Thanks!
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Dear Mrs. HNC, I don't know if you are reading the posts on this thread. If you are can you give us an update please? Thanks!
I was thinking of posting the same thing......
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Best wishes on a speedy recovery.
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Hello all. This is Lisa again...
We finally got HNC (or, "Crocodile Man" to some of you) home yesterday afternoon. a little more than four days after his coronary artery bypass graft surgery. So far, he is recovering far quicker than most of us expected, so now the challenge is to keep him in line with regard to his lifestyle. He does indeed enjoy his Bombay Sapphire martinis and Newports, so this is going to require a great deal of heretofore unfamiliar discipline on his part. Rest assured, however, that I will do my best as his wife to ensure he adheres to this new regimen. Of course, I've already reminded him that under California law, I would be entitled to HALF of his assets in the divorce, should he decide that killing himself is far more preferable than remaining here in this life with his family (and his God-damned 928).
Again, thank you all so much for your kind words and wishes, and I will keep you abreast of his progress. :-)
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Good news Mrs. HNC. Good news indeed. I get the impression that "lifestyle changes" will be a challenge, so I will say prayers for your continued strength and peace of mind. :-)
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Dibs on the 928!!!!
Just kidding (sort of). Good to hear that he's if not up and around, at least still alive enough to be a PITA to those who love him.
Best wishes for his continued recovery, and rest assured, we'll still be here.
Waiting...
Lurking...
Out there...
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If'n he gives up the Newports, the docs might let him continue to have A martini on a fairly regular basis...maybe even once or twice a week... :whistling:
Now...about that 928.... :evil:
So good to know that he's home!!! :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
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If'n he gives up the Newports, the docs might let him continue to have A martini on a fairly regular basis...maybe even once or twice a week... :whistling:
Now...about that 928.... :evil:
So good to know that he's home!!! :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
Newports?!?
Good God............Camels unfiltered do less damage.
And, yeah, a bit of ethanol once in a while does the body some good. Better than the damned Coumadin he's on now......
Let's get the Croc Man back in here to defend himself. Enough dallying.
j/k - best wishes for a continued and speedy recovery. What's a sternum for anyway, if you can't separate it once in awhile? :rotf:
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If'n he gives up the Newports, the docs might let him continue to have A martini on a fairly regular basis...maybe even once or twice a week... :whistling:
I've got a buddy who had a quadruple bypass in mid-November. Non-smoker, occasional "heavy" drinker who is 48 with a family history of heart problems.
He obviously didn't take up smoking Newports, but he's able to have a few beers/cocktails now. IIRC, he helped us finish a few pitchers of beer last Thursday night.
So there's hope HNC! :cheersmate:
Edit - Thanks for the update, Mrs. HNC!
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Thanks for the update Lisa! Don't mind all these folks that seem to ENCOURGE not following doctors orders :hammer:
As a good and dutiful wife I'm sure you will provide the utmost conditions for an optimun recovery. OTOH, is half better than ALL?
We love you HNC, speedy healing dude :cheersmate:
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Glad to hear HNC is on the mend! Thanks for updating us.
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Good news! Now y'all need to get out of cess pit known as Californistan .... That alone will add years to your life.
KC
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We miss you, HNC!
Take care of yourself and get lots of rest. See you when you're feeling better. :)
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Get well soon HNC!
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Great news!!!!! Tell him to behave or else!
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He does indeed enjoy his Bombay Sapphire martinis and Newports, so this is going to require a great deal of heretofore unfamiliar discipline on his part.
Uh oh, we-are-screwed. :o
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So glad you're getting better HNC!
Cindie
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Great to hear, HNC!
I'm :drool: over that 928 . . .
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I don't know if I'd want to live in a world without the occasional one or three Maker's Mark...
Get better soon, ya nut.
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Uh oh, we-are-screwed. :o
Ya know, we will suffer the wrath. Well, us and Julia Stiles. :-)
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Bitches, I TOLD you I got dibs on that 928!
And I know just the canyons between Malibu and the 101 to let it REALLY unwind!!!
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Thanks for the update, Mrs. HNC! Glad to hear he's home and on the mend!
Please come by and see us, Mr. HNC, when you're up to it. Maybe you could substitute a little red wine for the martinis.
Get well soon!
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Alright HNC. Time to man up! You've been home since the evening of the 21st. Get yo ass back on the board.
KC
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Jebus man, give the guy a break--takes a while to build up to the old levels of nicotine and gin.
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Jebus man, give the guy a break--takes a while to build up to the old levels of nicotine and gin.
Yeah, I guess. I just figgered he would be mainlining that stuff. Ya know, have Mrs. HNC standing at the top of the IV pole pouring it down the tube.
:)
KC
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Alright HNC. Time to man up! You've been home since the evening of the 21st. Get yo ass back on the board.
KC
Hey, SR at CU can barely type and he had his stroke a week ago. As much as I'd like to see HNC back posting, I'm willing to give him as much leeway as he needs.
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Hey, SR at CU can barely type and he had his stroke a week ago. As much as I'd like to see HNC back posting, I'm willing to give him as much leeway as he needs.
I know. I know. I just get antsy. I'd feel better if he pulled himself up by his crocstraps and posted something.
KC
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I know. I know. I just get antsy. I'd feel better if he pulled himself up by his crocstraps and posted something.
KC
Me too. It's been 10 days. :(
Starting to make me tense that he hasn't been on, nor has Lisa with an update on his condition.
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I've been thinking about him today too.
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Hoping for continued recovery and good news..
As I just learned, while catching up on bad news all at once.
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I know. I know. I just get antsy. I'd feel better if he pulled himself up by his crocstraps and posted something.
KC
I hear ya. I am gonna find some solace in crocstraps. Because that was funny, I don't care who ya are. :lmao:
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SR had a stroke!!!!!? I didn't even know. That sucks!!!! He cracks my ass up!
If I ever have a heart attack I am going to be back to posting in like an hour. We gingers are just tough like that. I would also take up smoking. And UFC fighting. And trying to find a tattoo big enough to cover Julia Stile's ass.
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SR had a stroke!!!!!? I didn't even know. That sucks!!!! He cracks my ass up!
If I ever have a heart attack I am going to be back to posting in like an hour. We gingers are just tough like that. I would also take up smoking. And UFC fighting. And trying to find a tattoo big enough to cover Julia Stile's ass.
Yeah, but would you wear crocs?????
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HNC, if you are out there, reading....well then you know we are thinking about you.
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Sorry so late to this news.
I've been thinking of HNC. Sorry to hear about the heart attack. Glad the bypass surgery went well. Hope you're just on the mend.
Prayer up for a speedy and complete recovery and for your worried wife and other family members and friends.
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Yeah, but would you wear crocs?????
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HNC, if you are out there, reading....well then you know we are thinking about you.
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL no!
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HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL no!
That's what I thought. :-)
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Hello all....
I am back.
I love you all.
Except for your certain pricks who thought it was still friggin funny to make fun of my footwear.
You people, well hell...
I love ya all, and it's great to be back! :-)
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Ever so happy to see you back dude! :yahoo:
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Ever so happy to see you back dude! :yahoo:
You too, doll. I really missed your avatar! :cheersmate:
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Hello all....
I am back.
I love you all.
Except for your certain pricks who thought it was still friggin funny to make fun of my footwear.
You people, well hell...
I love ya all, and it's great to be back! :-)
Yeah...that was a croc.
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Yeah...that was a croc.
Dude. A High Five just isn't even enough for that. :cheersmate:
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Yeah...that was a croc.
And my first BS in months goes to you, cheese whiz. :-)
And by the way, can we unsticky this now???? I survived, thank you very much. LOL
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I'm glad you're not dead. :)
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I'm glad you're not dead. :)
Gee....thanks a bunch. ROFLMAO
And I'm glad you don't have VD. :-)
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And my first BS in months goes to you, cheese whiz. :-)
And by the way, can we unsticky this now???? I survived, thank you very much. LOL
****ing Californians laying around on their asses all day.
:tongue:
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Hello all....
I am back.
I love you all.
Except for your certain pricks who thought it was still friggin funny to make fun of my footwear.
You people, well hell...
I love ya all, and it's great to be back! :-)
And it's good to have ya back. I'll do double-duty on the booze for ya, but no way in hell I'm TOUCHING a Newport.
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Hello all....
I am back.
I love you all.
Except for your certain pricks who thought it was still friggin funny to make fun of my footwear.
You people, well hell...
I love ya all, and it's great to be back! :-)
It's about damned time you got your croc-smellin' ass back here.
How about some kind of freakin' report, short of releasing proprietary information?
Is Mama happy with your progress? Have you pitched your Newports? Have you convinced your doctor that you've seen the light?
And the most important question:
Have you ditched your crocs due to the OSHA-determined fall hazard?
:popcorn:
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Welcome back! hoping you're feeling better.
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****ing Californians laying around on their asses all day.
:tongue:
Up your butt, Joe-boo timid woodland creature... LOL
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Nice to see you back!! :)
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Nice to see you back!! :)
Hiya Jess, you sweetheart!!!! :-)
How's the move going????
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Hiya Jess, you sweetheart!!!! :-)
How's the move going????
We aren't going anywhere. We have decided to stay in Las Vegas. Madison has some sort of liberal disease and we don't want to catch it. But we will eventually be moving into a house once I get a job. :)
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And my first BS in months goes to you, cheese whiz. :-)
And by the way, can we unsticky this now???? I survived, thank you very much. LOL
I donno, it has a Saturday Night Live ring to it. :-)
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Hello all....
I am back.
'Bout damn time, you got yourself back here!!!!
Deb and I were contemplating sending the cops to your door to do a health & welfare check, we have been so worried!!!
:yahoo: :blowkiss: :yahoo: :blowkiss: :yahoo: :blowkiss:
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So glad to see you back :-)
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What a nice surprise...so happy to see you back, HNC! Hope everything's going well, give us a report! :blowkiss:
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Welcome back!
:tongue:
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Welcome back HNC. Good to see you up and around. Did you keep any smelly hobos from getting attention while you were incarcerated?
KC
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Hello all....
I am back.
I love you all.
Except for your certain pricks who thought it was still friggin funny to make fun of my footwear.
You people, well hell...
I love ya all, and it's great to be back! :-)
^5! :cheersmate:
Welcome back!
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Very glad to see you back! :cheerleader:
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Hello all....
I am back.
I love you all.
Except for your certain pricks who thought it was still friggin funny to make fun of my footwear.
You people, well hell...
I love ya all, and it's great to be back! :-)
Well, damn.
Welcome back!
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Hello all....
I am back.
I love you all.
Except for your certain pricks who thought it was still friggin funny to make fun of my footwear.
You people, well hell...
I love ya all, and it's great to be back! :-)
Good to see your sorry ass, Crocodile Man!
Don't scare us like that again, huh?
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Ahh, excellent news. :cheersmate:
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Nice to see ya again, croc head! :tongue: :fuelfire:
Go from Newports to Luckys. :tongue:
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My goodness. sigh:-( Once again, I will have HNC and your entire family in my prayers.
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Hello all....
I am back.
I love you all.
Except for your certain pricks who thought it was still friggin funny to make fun of my footwear.
You people, well hell...
I love ya all, and it's great to be back! :-)
You wear crocks? In that case I turn my prayer into a curse. :-)
Nice to see you back, Hollywood. :)
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Gee....thanks a bunch. ROFLMAO
And I'm glad you don't have VD. :-)
Can you prove that??? :tongue:
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Damn, all is right with the world again. Glad you're back!!!