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Title: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Gina on February 13, 2011, 07:54:22 PM
Has anyone seen this documentary?, "The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia"? 

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: mamacags on February 13, 2011, 07:57:07 PM
I saw it.  I hate them all.  They are the most ignorant pieces of shit ever in the history of the Earth.
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Gina on February 13, 2011, 07:58:18 PM
I saw it.  I hate them all.  They are the most ignorant pieces of shit ever in the history of the Earth.

Aren't you from West Virginia? :whistling:
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Gina on February 13, 2011, 08:05:45 PM
Why are the Whites royalty where they are from?
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: DixieBelle on February 13, 2011, 08:14:12 PM
No but I really want to!!!
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 13, 2011, 08:16:36 PM
Never heard of it.  What's it about?
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Gina on February 13, 2011, 08:27:10 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3ysuG2O0zw[/youtube]
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Eupher on February 13, 2011, 08:31:41 PM
Sorta reminds of that 1991 cult classic film "Dancing Outlaw."

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0h3a7MmMss[/youtube]
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Odin's Hand on February 13, 2011, 08:46:10 PM
Exponential trailer trash...
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: DixieBelle on February 13, 2011, 08:58:36 PM
Oh my. :-)
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Gina on February 13, 2011, 09:25:36 PM
Oh my. :-)

It's some seriously ****ed up shit there.  One woman has a baby in the hospital, just after having the baby her and some fat relative crush up some pills on the hospital nightstand and snort it.  The baby was taken away and given to CPS.  ****ed up! :argh:  they are celebrities there, for real!
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Airwolf on February 13, 2011, 10:06:12 PM
Those people are FUBAR
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 13, 2011, 11:40:33 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3ysuG2O0zw[/youtube]

Too much for me.

I'll stick with You're Cut Off.
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: FreeBorn on February 14, 2011, 10:32:49 AM
Never heard of it Gina but all I can say is whoa! Not at all limited to West Virgina though, plenty of them in New York's southern tier. Adirondacks too, up there they call them "woodchucks".
"
"But Maw, I loves my sister. She looks jes' like the girulls in the mag-a-zeeens"...

Somehow I just can't see myself attending a family funeral in a wife beater.
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: TexasCop on February 14, 2011, 10:56:09 AM
It's sort of a sequel to that Dancing Outlaw.  That documentary was about Jesco White, a dancer who is semi-famous in small circles for his brand of dancing.  This documentary is about the rest of the family.  I really enjoyed it so much I've watched it three times.
 
I'm pretty much the sexiest one in the family, I've had thousands of comments.   :yahoo:
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: vesta111 on February 14, 2011, 11:34:21 AM
Has anyone seen this documentary?, "The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia"? 

 :popcorn:


Gina, what ever you do stay where you are and live your life peacefully.

Do not leave your place of safety and understanding.    You and your life style are the top of the chain in the civilised world.

Do not take any kind or road trip that involves others life styles, and it you find your have inadvertently wandered into anyone Else's turf, shut your mind to their ways.

May surprise you but the life style in West Virgina has a mirror image in all states.

Poor folks, not by their choice but circumstances, no tie and suit for family members, they may farm or make pieces of art by crafting.  They have skills that rival out top scientists breed into them.   They do not have to have a college education to know when a storm is coming up, when the next year will be a wet or dry one.  Can you Devinne for water.??

They are the first to alert authority's when there is a problem with their lakes or streams, the first to recognise health problems with the wild game they shoot or their children's health.


You can also go to Silicone Vally and find the top Scientists that commit incest or get their Ass in a pickle over Kiddie Porn, or drugs

Sorry  Gina, but as a Yankee living with technology all my life, it is a time of peace for me to visit what some consider trash.   A bit different and strange to us but they have their ways that are survival instinct, their home grown artests, builders, and those that have taught themself a trade from Grand pa on up.

Fiddlers convention where self taught people can play that instrument like we seldom hear.    Old men come out of the mountins bare foot carring their tap shoes and a piece of corrugate metal.    They lay down the metal, put on the shoes and clog their hearts out..

I for one when town life gets to me remembers the life others have, especially the poor that live everywhere.

These are the people that will come running if your barns on fire and help you rebuild it. The people that welcome you to a bean supper at their church, help you round up cattle that find a way to get out into the road.

THERE IS NO SUCH PEOPLE THAT ARE TRASH, THEY MAY BE POOR, DRINK MOONSHINE AND RAISE HELL, LIVE IN THE OUTBACKS IN A SHACK WITH NO RUNNING WATER---THESE ARE THE FIRST TO EDUCATE YOU ON LIFE, READ THE BIBLE EVERY NIGHT, HUNT GAME FOR FOOD AND THE WOMAN FOLK EVEN IF HIGH ON POT CAN MAKE A QUILT TO DIE FOR  

.Now on to the inner city trash that has much to teach us and head west to the Latinos that can home cook from scratch food that you will yearn for again for the rest of your life.

These poor folk are BETTER then Me, I realise it, know it, they have survival skills that are generations in the making. I marval at the art work that comes out of the Mountains, the Music and the ability these people--smoking dope or drinking moon shine have to go about their daily lives living on common sense and little modern education.

Stay away from these folks that are benith you, Gina you may know[ PI ]but they know when to spend the night in a barn when a horse or cow goes into labor.

That picture of a woman in a West Virgina traler could have been taken of some house wives in Beverly Hills.
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Gina on February 14, 2011, 11:38:44 AM
Who the **** taught you to speak?  They need the shit beat out of them :hammer:
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: TexasCop on February 14, 2011, 11:43:09 AM
Who the **** taught you to speak?  They need the shit beat out of them :hammer:

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
 
Vesta does have a few good points, though.  I grew up in Virginia and ventured quite often into areas like Boone County.  At first it is very strange, but they are, for the most part, damned fine people.  I became friends with the law-abiding version of the White family while growing up.  Because of them I'll never look down on the economically disadvantaged that are trying to live honest, hard working lives.  The Whites, however, don't qualify for anything I would show respect for.  They are indeed trash, but that's by their choosing.   :stoner:
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Gina on February 14, 2011, 11:45:06 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
 
Vesta does have a few good points, though.  I grew up in Virginia and ventured quite often into areas like Boone County.  At first it is very strange, but they are, for the most part, damned fine people.  I became friends with the law-abiding version of the White family while growing up.  Because of them I'll never look down on the economically disadvantaged that are trying to live honest, hard working lives.  The Whites, however, don't qualify for anything I would show respect for.  They are indeed trash, but that's by their choosing.   :stoner:

I don't think any of us would look down on the economically disadvantaged that are trying to live honest, hard working lives.  Did someone say they did besides vesta?
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: TexasCop on February 14, 2011, 11:47:36 AM
I don't think any of us would look down on the economically disadvantaged that are trying to live honest, hard working lives.  Did someone say they did besides vesta?

Absolutely not!  Her response was a little on the over-sensitive side.
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Gina on February 14, 2011, 11:48:40 AM
Absolutely not!  Her response was a little on the over-sensitive side.

I can't read her posts.  I start hearing Charlie Brown's teacher in my head.  Wah wha wah wha waaah.
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Eupher on February 14, 2011, 11:49:58 AM
Absolutely not!  Her response was a little on the over-sensitive side.

DING DING DING!!!!!!!

WE HAVE A WINNA!!!!!!eleventy!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Eupher on February 14, 2011, 11:50:38 AM
I can't read her posts.  I start hearing Charlie Brown's teacher in my head.  Wah wha wah wha waaah.

Charlie Brown's teacher is a muted trombone.

That is all.
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: dandi on February 14, 2011, 11:57:47 AM

Gina, what ever you do....

*post truncated for sanity's sake*

Vesta, zip it.

I grew up in West Virginia and know full well that there are good, decent, hard working people that live their lives with honor and dignity without having money.  I know because I was one of them.

I also know plenty of human trash.  Those people (human trash) are what the thread is about, not vilifying someone for being poor.  These are the types of individuals my mother warned me to stay away from and (thank God) I was listening that day.

Before your fingers hit the ****ing keyboard, take time to figure out what others are trying to say.

 
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Eupher on February 14, 2011, 12:09:05 PM
Vesta, zip it.

I grew up in West Virginia and know full well that there are good, decent, hard working people that live their lives with honor and dignity without having money.  I know because I was one of them.

I also know plenty of human trash.  Those people (human trash) are what the thread is about, not vilifying someone for being poor.  These are the types of individuals my mother warned me to stay away from and (thank God) I was listening that day.

Before your fingers hit the ****ing keyboard, take time to figure out what others are trying to say.

 

The crushed, "Wha?......who?......ME?" response in 3...2...1......followed up by another story and another promise to remember to close the cereal box the next time she pours herself a bowl.
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Gina on February 14, 2011, 12:11:46 PM
Before your fingers hit the ****ing keyboard, take time to figure out what others are trying to say.  Because no one knows what you are trying to say.

Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: dandi on February 14, 2011, 12:17:23 PM
The crushed, "Wha?......who?......ME?" response in 3...2...1......followed up by another story and another promise to remember to close the cereal box the next time she pours herself a bowl.


I like pie....
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Eupher on February 14, 2011, 12:18:28 PM
I like pie....

Lemon? Or are you still twaddling in that coconut cream stuff?
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: IassaFTots on February 14, 2011, 12:21:26 PM
Lemon? Or are you still twaddling in that coconut cream stuff?

Coconut Cream Pie is so awesome.
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Eupher on February 14, 2011, 12:22:42 PM
Coconut Cream Pie is so awesome.

Well, okay, if you absolutely must, but you have to scrape that godawful meringue off of it. I will not have MERINGUE on my pie!!!!!
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 14, 2011, 12:24:10 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3ysuG2O0zw[/youtube]

A trailer.  How incredibly appropriate.

 :whatever:
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: IassaFTots on February 14, 2011, 12:28:09 PM
Well, okay, if you absolutely must, but you have to scrape that godawful meringue off of it. I will not have MERINGUE on my pie!!!!!

It's just fine without meringue.  Wanna share?
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Gina on February 14, 2011, 12:29:37 PM
It's just fine without meringue.  Wanna share?

Apple pie (hot) with melted butter and vanilla ice cream
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: IassaFTots on February 14, 2011, 12:31:08 PM
Apple pie (hot) with melted butter and vanilla ice cream

Like with real apples?  Not from-a-can apples? I can do that too.  I  :heart: pie.  Never met one I didn't like. 
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: vesta111 on February 14, 2011, 12:35:19 PM
A trailer.  How incredibly appropriate.

 :whatever:

So happy to see I awoke you on a slow Monday morning.

You are all good folks and I cannot help pulling your tails now and then.

Some how it amazes me that no one wants to debate or do more then yell Liar to my posts,.

Oh well just have to put up with me or put me on ignore---no big deal hubby has had me on ignore for 20 years. :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Gina on February 14, 2011, 12:38:07 PM
So happy to see I awoke you on a slow Monday morning.

You are all good folks and I cannot help pulling your tails now and then.

Some how it amazes me that no one wants to debate or do more then yell Liar to my posts,.

Oh well just have to put up with me or put me on ignore---no big deal hubby has had me on ignore for 20 years. :lmao: :lmao:

what the hell are you debating?  you only tell of your musings.  You can't keep feeding us a bucket of shit and not expect us to say it tastes like shit.
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 14, 2011, 01:23:11 PM
Who the **** taught you to speak?  They need the shit beat out of them :hammer:

I ****ing love you, Gina.
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: FreeBorn on February 14, 2011, 01:27:32 PM
I can't read her posts.  I start hearing Charlie Brown's teacher in my head.  Wah wha wah wha waaah.
 :rocker: :rocker: :rocker: :rocker: :rocker:
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Karin on February 14, 2011, 01:51:33 PM
Yeah, she got to scolding Mamacaggs over something once, don't remember, but it was personal in nature, like motherhood or something.  That was it for me. 
Anyway,
Quote
Never met one I didn't like.
  Pecan pie is vile.  And don't be showing me any of that coconut shit. 
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: IassaFTots on February 14, 2011, 01:56:35 PM
Yeah, she got to scolding Mamacaggs over something once, don't remember, but it was personal in nature, like motherhood or something.  That was it for me. 
Anyway,  Pecan pie is vile.  And don't be showing me any of that coconut shit. 

Woohoo!  More for me!!!!!   :tongue:
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Eupher on February 14, 2011, 02:20:00 PM
It's just fine without meringue.  Wanna share?

Whipped cream with toasted coconut on top is mo betta.  :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: IassaFTots on February 14, 2011, 02:21:32 PM
Whipped cream with toasted coconut on top is mo betta.  :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

That's cool.  I can dig it. 
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Eupher on February 14, 2011, 02:21:52 PM
what the hell are you debating?  you only tell of your musings.  You can't keep feeding us a bucket of shit and not expect us to say it tastes like shit.

Musings? Lord God, Gina, can't you tell INSANITY from mere MUSINGS??????
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Eupher on February 14, 2011, 02:23:15 PM
Yeah, she got to scolding Mamacaggs over something once, don't remember, but it was personal in nature, like motherhood or something.  That was it for me. 
Anyway,  Pecan pie is vile.  And don't be showing me any of that coconut shit. 

I'm with Tots. Never met a pie I didn't like - except for that lemon meringue shit. Key lime is another poor excuse for cheating on a diet.
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: IassaFTots on February 14, 2011, 02:24:31 PM
I'm with Tots. Never met a pie I didn't like - except for that lemon meringue shit. Key lime is another poor excuse for cheating on a diet.

I agree, meringue is ooky.  But, if you scrape it off, the guts aren't bad.   :-)
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 14, 2011, 02:28:24 PM
I agree, meringue is ooky.  But, if you scrape it off, the guts aren't bad.   :-)

One of the local orchards here does a "Very Berry Pie" that is easily worth killing over, IMHO.  Blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, and blackberries baked into it.  I'm introducing The Heiress to it this week.  (That should go over real well. :yahoo: )
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: IassaFTots on February 14, 2011, 02:30:13 PM
One of the local orchards here does a "Very Berry Pie" that is easily worth killing over, IMHO.  Blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, and blackberries baked into it.  I'm introducing The Heiress to it this week.  (That should go over real well. :yahoo: )

Double dog dare ya to dress her in white before the pie.   :whistling:
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Eupher on February 14, 2011, 02:32:06 PM
One of the local orchards here does a "Very Berry Pie" that is easily worth killing over, IMHO.  Blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, and blackberries baked into it.  I'm introducing The Heiress to it this week.  (That should go over real well. :yahoo: )

Marie Callendar also has what they call a "Razzleberry" pie. All sorts of berries mixed together. Excellent stuff, for a frozen pie.
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Gina on February 14, 2011, 02:32:43 PM
Marie Callendar also has what they call a "Razzleberry" pie. All sorts of berries mixed together. Excellent stuff, for a frozen pie.

Razzleberry?  really?  that is so gay :lmao:
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Odin's Hand on February 14, 2011, 02:33:35 PM
I just noticed that Jesco White did a voice-over for "The Squidbillies" TV show. That is the perfect pairing. They are the mirror image of each other.
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Eupher on February 14, 2011, 02:34:06 PM
Razzleberry?  really?  that is so gay :lmao:

The pie is ANYTHING but teh ghey.

Especially with softened vanilla bean ice cream on it....... :drool: 
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 14, 2011, 02:35:40 PM
Double dog dare ya to dress her in white before the pie.   :whistling:

My wife knows how to load and fire the 1100 Magnum.  I'll pass on your dare.
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Eupher on February 14, 2011, 02:35:41 PM
I just noticed that Jesco White did a voice-over for "The Squidbillies" TV show. That is the perfect pairing. They are the mirror image of each other.

For an ignorant dumbass ****head hillbilly, he's done all right for himself.

I remember the first cult film - saw it in about 1999 or so. I thought to myself that nobody on this planet could be that stupid and live to tell about it.

And here we are........ :banghead:
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: IassaFTots on February 14, 2011, 02:41:16 PM
My wife knows how to load and fire the 1100 Magnum.  I'll pass on your dare.

I knew there was something I liked about you.  You are a smart man.   :-)
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: IassaFTots on February 14, 2011, 02:41:56 PM
Razzleberry?  really?  that is so gay :lmao:

I don't care if it is gay or not.  It is GOOD.  Really GOOD!   :drool:
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: TexasCop on February 14, 2011, 02:56:54 PM
I love listening to Jesco talk.  The man is like a great poet in a white trash body.  The way he puts things together in his mind, then how he shares it verbally is like music.  God only knows where he would have gone in life had he not been raised in that garbage of a "holler".
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: mamacags on February 14, 2011, 04:18:40 PM
The Whites are the vilest excuse for humans ever.  I swear they must mate with pigs to end up that stupid and ugly.  Anyway.....

I grew up in WV spent 3/4 of my life there.  I have never EVER met anyone who is as disgusting as that shit infested gene pool that call themselves the Whites.  There (true story here) was a family of inbreds that lives in the woods not far from Morgantown when I was growing up.  They lived in old buses that they converted to "houses".  I don't know why social services allowed them to keep living like that but they had better manners, more intelligence, and were better looking than those white trash shitheads in S. W.V.  They all had deformities and would panhandle on the streets in Morgantown.  I saw one in church once.  I still kick myself for not being a better person.  I didn't talk to him or welcome him.  It is sad that you don't ask to be mutated for life.  It was just some really poor choices of your mother/sister and brother/uncle/father.  I honestly wouldn't shed a tear if the Whites did a Jonestown type thing and made the world a better place.
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 14, 2011, 05:13:52 PM
Vesta, zip it.

I grew up in West Virginia and know full well that there are good, decent, hard working people that live their lives with honor and dignity without having money.  I know because I was one of them.

I also know plenty of human trash.  Those people (human trash) are what the thread is about, not vilifying someone for being poor.  These are the types of individuals my mother warned me to stay away from and (thank God) I was listening that day.

Before your fingers hit the ****ing keyboard, take time to figure out what others are trying to say.

 

Sounds like a histrionic person to me. All about "Me! Me! Me!".

That trailer of "The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia" reminds me of "Idiocracy". Sadly, it is not just West Virginia. It is throughout Appalachia, which is a very scenic place.
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 14, 2011, 05:17:37 PM
The Whites are the vilest excuse for humans ever.  I swear they must mate with pigs to end up that stupid and ugly.  Anyway.....

I grew up in WV spent 3/4 of my life there.  I have never EVER met anyone who is as disgusting as that shit infested gene pool that call themselves the Whites.  There (true story here) was a family of inbreds that lives in the woods not far from Morgantown when I was growing up.  They lived in old buses that they converted to "houses".  I don't know why social services allowed them to keep living like that but they had better manners, more intelligence, and were better looking than those white trash shitheads in S. W.V.  They all had deformities and would panhandle on the streets in Morgantown.  I saw one in church once.  I still kick myself for not being a better person.  I didn't talk to him or welcome him.  It is sad that you don't ask to be mutated for life.  It was just some really poor choices of your mother/sister and brother/uncle/father.  I honestly wouldn't shed a tear if the Whites did a Jonestown type thing and made the world a better place.

They are just like the Westboro Baptist Church. Trash.
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: DixieBelle on February 14, 2011, 05:22:08 PM
All this thread needs is COOL WHIP!!!!
:rofl:

It's so fitting.
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: TexasCop on February 14, 2011, 05:35:41 PM
I wasn't gonna admit to it, but my sister's ex is one of the Whites.  Not one profiled in the show, but part of the clan.  She ran away when she was 16 and got knocked up by him, who was 29 at the time.  Dragged her halfway across the country before we got her back! 
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: IassaFTots on February 14, 2011, 08:57:00 PM
All this thread needs is COOL WHIP!!!!
:rofl:

It's so fitting.

Ain't no pie that isn't better with Cool Whip!
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 14, 2011, 10:27:05 PM
The pie is ANYTHING but teh ghey.

Especially with softened vanilla bean ice cream on it....... :drool: 

I ate an ice cream dish made with the same concept in Germany, I remember.  "Waldfrucht" does sound a lot less gay than "Razzleberry," I have to say.
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: FreeBorn on February 14, 2011, 11:52:03 PM
Isn't "Razzleberry" one of those cheap ass Ripple wine flavors?
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Gina on February 15, 2011, 02:51:11 AM
Isn't "Razzleberry" one of those cheap ass Ripple wine flavors?

I just keep hearing "Chicago's" (broadway) "Give em the ole razzledazzle, razzledazzle em"

(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/1269744965878.jpg)

I love Chicago.   :hyper:
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: vesta111 on February 15, 2011, 05:18:31 AM
I just keep hearing "Chicago's" (broadway) "Give em the ole razzledazzle, razzledazzle em"

(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/1269744965878.jpg)

I love Chicago.   :hyper:

Here we have something in common Gina, both hubby and I love the theater and Chicago is at the top of the list as to what to watch over and over again.

Unfortunately for me as I watch live court cases, I cannot help being reminded of that show when the defence gets up to speak, the good defence lawyers are so good at their jobs they can make the jury cry over the poor defendant that killed their own children.     
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Eupher on February 15, 2011, 05:28:52 AM
I ate an ice cream dish made with the same concept in Germany, I remember.  "Waldfrucht" does sound a lot less gay than "Razzleberry," I have to say.

I always thought the Italians did ice cream better. Germans give you a couple of teaspoons' worth and charge you megamarks (euros these days).

Hey, I'm not here to judge what Marie Callendar has done to her pies. I just like to eat 'em.  :-)
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: NHSparky on February 15, 2011, 07:44:31 AM
I ****ing love you, Gina.

I want pictures.  Video.  Hot graphic description. 
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Gina on February 15, 2011, 07:46:47 AM
I want pictures.  Video.  Hot graphic description. 

ssssssshhhhhhhh, see if u can pick me out  :naughty:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2395/2540400983_e5a5035d10.jpg
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: NHSparky on February 15, 2011, 07:48:30 AM
The Whites are the vilest excuse for humans ever.  I swear they must mate with pigs to end up that stupid and ugly.  Anyway.....

I grew up in WV spent 3/4 of my life there.  I have never EVER met anyone who is as disgusting as that shit infested gene pool that call themselves the Whites.  There (true story here) was a family of inbreds that lives in the woods not far from Morgantown when I was growing up.  They lived in old buses that they converted to "houses".  I don't know why social services allowed them to keep living like that but they had better manners, more intelligence, and were better looking than those white trash shitheads in S. W.V.  They all had deformities and would panhandle on the streets in Morgantown.  I saw one in church once.  I still kick myself for not being a better person.  I didn't talk to him or welcome him.  It is sad that you don't ask to be mutated for life.  It was just some really poor choices of your mother/sister and brother/uncle/father.  I honestly wouldn't shed a tear if the Whites did a Jonestown type thing and made the world a better place.

Mama, is it true that Julia Stiles was originally Julia White and changed her name when she went into showbiz?
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: TexasCop on February 15, 2011, 08:01:17 AM
ssssssshhhhhhhh, see if u can pick me out  :naughty:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2395/2540400983_e5a5035d10.jpg

Woah, NSFW notification, please.
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Gina on February 15, 2011, 08:11:34 AM

Woah, NSFW notification, please.

 :lmao:  He was talking about
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I want pictures.  Video.  Hot graphic description
  and I posted a link and said
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ssssssshhhhhhhh, see if u can pick me out

what the hell did you expect to see when you opened it?  this? (http://www.picturescolourlibrary.co.uk/loreswithlogo/3068223.jpg)

(http://209.85.62.26/6026/144/emo/lalatu.gif)
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: TexasCop on February 15, 2011, 08:16:46 AM
Actually, I did!   :tongue:
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Thor on February 15, 2011, 08:24:42 AM
ssssssshhhhhhhh, see if u can pick me out  :naughty:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2395/2540400983_e5a5035d10.jpg

and NO "Spork alert", either !!  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Gina on February 15, 2011, 08:25:57 AM
and NO "Spork alert", either !!  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

Ok, when I post a pic of me and mamacags frollicking, I have to post "spork alert"?  I am not hip to all this lingo :fuelfire:
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: NHSparky on February 15, 2011, 08:29:08 AM
Thanks for that, Gina.  Now I'm gonna have to head down to the lobby bar at 6:30 in the morning to grab a couple of beers and watch all the hoochie mommas making the "Walk Of Shame" to get that visual out of my head for the time being.
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: dandi on February 15, 2011, 08:29:17 AM
Ok, when I post a pic of me and mamacags frollicking, I have to post "spork alert"?  I am not hip to all this lingo :fuelfire:

I ain't clickin' that link....
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: NHSparky on February 15, 2011, 08:30:39 AM
Ok, when I post a pic of me and mamacags frollicking, I have to post "spork alert"?  I am not hip to all this lingo :fuelfire:

No, it was you and Jess.  Hot monkey love pics and video.
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Thor on February 15, 2011, 08:31:28 AM
I ain't clickin' that link....

Chicken......... I will admit that it is not as bad as the "Blue Waffle", but pretty damned close.
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Gina on February 15, 2011, 08:35:11 AM
Thanks for that, Gina.  Now I'm gonna have to head down to the lobby bar at 6:30 in the morning to grab a couple of beers and watch all the hoochie mommas making the "Walk Of Shame" to get that visual out of my head for the time being.


You know you liked it :naughty: 

You gonna need this though (http://www.realbakingwithrose.com/better_for_bread_flour-thumb.JPG)
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Eupher on February 15, 2011, 09:29:09 AM
You know you liked it :naughty: 

You gonna need this though (http://www.realbakingwithrose.com/better_for_bread_flour-thumb.JPG)

Who said I'm lookin' for wet spots????

Sometimes it's better to just let nature take its course.........
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on February 15, 2011, 09:34:59 AM
One of my favorite documentaries! There is also another one out there called "The Dancing Outlaw" about the same family. Those people are a fricken train wreck but very entertaining! :rotf:
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: dandi on February 15, 2011, 10:10:17 AM
Chicken......... I will admit that it is not as bad as the "Blue Waffle", but pretty damned close.

Bwack, bwack, bwack!

 :-)
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: mamacags on February 15, 2011, 02:27:32 PM
Mama, is it true that Julia Stiles was originally Julia White and changed her name when she went into showbiz?

Julia White Stile's greatgrandmother and grandfather were brother and sister.  They bred a litter of the most ignorant twats in history.  Those ignorant twats bred even more ignorant twats.  The ignorant twat gene merged and merged and merged until it landed into Julia making her the most ignorant twat in the universe.
Title: Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Post by: DixieBelle on February 15, 2011, 06:43:19 PM
^That explains her face. :-)