If the car has lift-up door handles...
...wipe dog-shit up into the handles.
Suntan lotion on the windshield is good too.
I would let the air out of their tires.:cheersmate: We are so alike it's scary......except I have bigger boobs
Fill out catalog requests from online porn stores with their address
Call the mormons and tell them you want to speak to them at their address
Spread fertilizer on their yard in the shape of a body part in the spring. They will have it forever.
Not Mormans. Jehovah's Witnesses.....Seriously.
On the same note as the fertilizer, grass killer.
And forget the tires. They might think of you first. Mineral Spirits or Fingernail polish on the paint job. Spelling out something like "I love Men.."
brake fluid in a squirt gun, works great :naughty:
Waiting is key, if you do it soon, they have you pegged. Patience is a virtue, or so I have heard. :whistling:
what does your name mean? everytime I see it I think it says "I hassa farts" :lmao:
If you know where they work, take a loaf of Italian bread, tear the end off, slide it down the antenna, let the birds take care of the rest.
Best part? No evidence at the end of the day.
:-)
Or you could burn their house down.
Bananas don't work, but a potato does....... ;)
This your kid, Wasp? :-)(http://pedimanipause.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/gsimage1.jpg)
"Revenge is a dish best served cold"......
Star Trek II, The Wrath of Khan
This your kid, Wasp? :-)(http://pedimanipause.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/gsimage1.jpg)
Well I've got 600 ft of garden hose here, a full 200 yards. It might take the better part of the night but that azzhole would awaken in a glistening ice palace like a goldfish in a bowl. I mean everything, from the mailbox to the weather vane to the back fence, entirely encapsulated. See you in the spring jackoff!:lol:
:lol:
We had a case recently where pranksters took sidewalk chalk and literally drew THOUSANDS of penises all over this kid's house, sidewalk, driveway.....well, any surface possible. Then in the roadway they drew in big letters, "WELCOME TO THE PENIS PALACE" with an arrow pointing to the house covered in penises. It's just chalk and not permanent, but it takes some time to clean up.....enough time to where all the neighbors will see the new neighborhood Penis Palace!
Crazy Glue into the car locks might work. I like the sardines in the air intake. 'Course, if you had the time, removing all of the lug nuts on the car, except for one per tire, might work. When all four tires decide to leave the car, it's going to be a cast-iron bitch to get tow hooks or prongs under it . . .
I don't think physical harm was in the equation.
:lmao: I was going to say wait outside in the morning and when they are unlocking their car door bash them in the head with a crowbar :lmao:
I don't think physical harm was in the equation.
It ain't subtle, or sneaky, but effective nonetheless.
Jar of chicken intestines in the trunk under the spare tire. Leave no headspace in the jar. Come summer when it starts to get nice and warm said jar will divest its contents all over the trunk.
(I learned this from a friend who forgot said jar on returning from a fishing trip one time and only discovered it after it burst).
Jar of chicken intestines in the trunk under the spare tire. Leave no headspace in the jar. Come summer when it starts to get nice and warm said jar will divest its contents all over the trunk.
(I learned this from a friend who forgot said jar on returning from a fishing trip one time and only discovered it after it burst).
:lmao: I was going to say wait outside in the morning and when they are unlocking their car door bash them in the head with a crowbar :lmao:
Or just shoot them. Then you wouldn't even have to leave your house. Just open the window.
:rofl: I'm going to have to remember that. How much superglue?
Had a neighbor once who was a card-carrying idiot. At the time, I had access to various chemicals. A favorite "get back atcha" was thioglycolic acid, aka Mercaptoacetic acid. Unless it's stored under refrigeration, it will decompose into an acid that smell just like skunk piss. And I mean JUST like skunk piss.
Well, I skunkpissed this neighbor's driver's door after he screwed with me one last time, between the door and the window. Couldn't even see it.
He traded the truck that week. And it really smelled bad..........
Just add a little accessory to the back of their car. I mean, come on, who ever really looks at the back of their car??
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Did that little ditty come with that 'bimmer' of yers?!?! :-):lmao:
Just add a little accessory to the back of their car. I mean, come on, who ever really looks at the back of their car??OMG! We put a rainbow Superman "S" sticker on the back of guy's jeep once. Comedy Gold!!!
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Jar of chicken intestines in the trunk under the spare tire. Leave no headspace in the jar. Come summer when it starts to get nice and warm said jar will divest its contents all over the trunk.
(I learned this from a friend who forgot said jar on returning from a fishing trip one time and only discovered it after it burst).
:cheersmate: We are so alike it's scary......except I have bigger boobs
I also thought about stuffing their mailbox full of snow and put the snow man's eyes and nose that in the form of a face so when they opened it they would know where it came from
The best revenge won't hurt them or their property--remember, they didn't harm anything besides a snowman--but will really screw with their heads.
Unfortunately, you can't do this one anymore, but back in the day, ping pong balls in the gas tank really screwed with people. Don't know what you can use these days since they won't fit.
The best revenge won't hurt them or their property--remember, they didn't harm anything besides a snowman--but will really screw with their heads.A friend of mine runs an automotive shop. He told me about a pretty slick trick he discovered in a customer's gas tank. Apparently this girl must have really irked somebody, she had intermittent car trouble with her New Cadillac, would run fine and then act like it ran out of gas, then be fine again for awhile. Hundreds of dollars later after several trips and no answers from the Cadillac dealer she brought the car to my friend's shop. He was stymied too at first but finally dropped the tank, the one thing the Cadillac service guys hadn't done. What he found in there revealed why things would be o.k. for awhile and then "run out of gas" again.
Unfortunately, you can't do this one anymore, but back in the day, ping pong balls in the gas tank really screwed with people. Don't know what you can use these days since they won't fit. Swapping around the plug wires would be good if you can get under the hood.
Dog crap on the doormat is always a good one too...they wipe their feet thinking they're cleaning them off, when in reality...
If you know these people's e-mail address you can have a field day with them. Oh, how much ghey pron spam can one inbox hold?
Fill out catalog requests from online porn stores with their address
Call the mormons and tell them you want to speak to them at their address
Spread fertilizer on their yard in the shape of a body part in the spring. They will have it forever.
There was a McDonald's wax paper cheeseburger wrapper in the gas tank. It wasn't hard to put two and two together at that point. Somebody wadded it up and stuck it down the pipe into the tank. Once it was in there it unwadded itself into a flat sheet and wandered around on it's own, apparently now and then it would get sucked up against the sending unit intake screen and block it, then fall away. Pretty slick caper I thought.
Dog crap on the doormat is always a good one too...they wipe their feet thinking they're cleaning them off, when in reality...
If you know where they work, take a loaf of Italian bread, tear the end off, slide it down the antenna, let the birds take care of the rest.
Best part? No evidence at the end of the day.
:-)
Or you could burn their house down.
Y'all, seriously, please stop talking about messing with mailboxes as a federal crime. Sure, if you steal mail out of it and use it to steal someone's identity, the Postal Police will come get you. However, blowing up a mailbox or tearing it up with a baseball bat will likely result in a ticket for misdemeanor damage. There are no secret federal gestapo police ready to pounce on every torn up mailbox in this country.
Y'all, seriously, please stop talking about messing with mailboxes as a federal crime. Sure, if you steal mail out of it and use it to steal someone's identity, the Postal Police will come get you. However, blowing up a mailbox or tearing it up with a baseball bat will likely result in a ticket for misdemeanor damage. There are no secret federal gestapo police ready to pounce on every torn up mailbox in this country.
so if I put an electrocution device on it to shock these mother's that keep putting their lawncare pamplets and crap on the outside that would be fine?
boy.....you people are vicious. remind me never to piss off anyone here
why do you think everyone has so many bitchslaps? we can't get ahold of you so that's our outlet :whistling:
I was wondering about that. so if you piss someone off you get a bitch slap????
I was wondering about that. so if you piss someone off you get a bitch slap????
I was wondering about that. so if you piss someone off you get a bitch slap????
I was wondering about that. so if you piss someone off you get a bitch slap????
BS for you! And, for the record, I have had 2 BS's since I responded to you. See how that works? :-)
Makes me look like a badass. :rotf:
I've bitchslapped you only once, but I don't remember why. Of course, not remembering why I did anything is my usual defense. :whistling:
Well then how do you remember you even BS'd me? :lmao: :lmao:
More'n likely I was being nice to Thor. O-)
Good point. It was probably the Thor thing. Anybody being nice to THAT asshole needs to be THOROUGHLY bitchslapped.
:-)
I'm WATCHING you!!!
I'm WATCHING you!!!
:rotf:
damn, Eupher, who took them away? :lmao:
Who do you think? Hammer-man, of course! :mental::-)
:-)
I may give them back, IF you're nice.......
I'm always nice! (in a smart-ass kinda way....)
Hey Gina!
Stay away from Thor!! I'll tell ya more about him later, gonna blackmail him soon with some pictures :naughty:
btw, you are such a ray of sunshine. I wake up every morning singing songs about rainbows. Thanks for that.
I'm always nice! (in a smart-ass kinda way....)
No he isn't!!!! check out this pm he sent me
:fuelfire:
No he isn't!!!! check out this pm he sent me
:fuelfire:
:lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:
the pictures I have of Thor are so ugly the camera refused to display them.
Most of the bitchslaps are done in fun, unless one whines about them, then they are piled on.
Dissing football is another BS attractant. Wonderful game, football. King of sports. My word yes.
BS for lack of sincerity!
:-)
BS for lack of sincerity!
:-)
I knew someone would bite! Thanks for the nice even 50, nj!*
*Which is, I'm fairly sure, about to disappear.
not by me, but I did alter the mathematical proportion by h5ing you.
I knew someone would bite! Thanks for the nice even 50, nj!*
*Which is, I'm fairly sure, about to disappear.
S'okay, I did a screengrab (it was the 100/50 I wanted). And H5--I mean BS--I mean--shit, Euph, you've got me seriously confused on what constitutes a good thing for you these days.
football? Ain't that that sport in which a bunch of fans riot, loot, and plunder the stadium? Or is that the one where the morons drink a bunch of beer out in the parking lot, go in the stadium, take their shirts off in sub-zero weather, and paint their faces with makeup to look, well, manly?
I get 'em all confused......
BS because you forgot the batteries to whip at the other team's fans . . .
:-)
Ok, someone gets out of their car, comes on to your property at 11:30pm and smashes the snowman your kids built. You get a partial plate but know who's car it is (because they live down the street from you). What do you do? (give me funny and mean) :popcorn:
Well I didn't do it but I heard that their prized hedges along the sidewalk got sprayed with Roundup. It's just a rumor though so it might not be true. O-)