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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #75 on: February 14, 2011, 09:04:37 PM »
Quote from: TexasCop on February 14, 2011, 05:43:05 PM
Y'all, seriously, please stop talking about messing with mailboxes as a federal crime.  Sure, if you steal mail out of it and use it to steal someone's identity, the Postal Police will come get you.  However, blowing up a mailbox or tearing it up with a baseball bat will likely result in a ticket for misdemeanor damage.  There are no secret federal gestapo police ready to pounce on every torn up mailbox in this country.

Oh hell TC, you done let the dogs out now.  No worries, my days of mailboxing are long gone.  I would probably end up breaking my arm.     :whatever:

My step dad was a postal inspector, he told me that a long time ago, but he told me he had "eyes everywhere" and I believed that. 
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #76 on: February 15, 2011, 02:47:59 AM »
Quote from: TexasCop on February 14, 2011, 05:43:05 PM
Y'all, seriously, please stop talking about messing with mailboxes as a federal crime.  Sure, if you steal mail out of it and use it to steal someone's identity, the Postal Police will come get you.  However, blowing up a mailbox or tearing it up with a baseball bat will likely result in a ticket for misdemeanor damage.  There are no secret federal gestapo police ready to pounce on every torn up mailbox in this country.

so if I put an electrocution device on it to shock these mother's that keep putting their lawncare pamplets and crap on the outside that would be fine?
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #77 on: February 15, 2011, 10:10:25 AM »
Quote from: GinaBug on February 15, 2011, 02:47:59 AM
so if I put an electrocution device on it to shock these mother's that keep putting their lawncare pamplets and crap on the outside that would be fine?

When I worked for Dominoes as a kid, I was a lazy SoB and instead of getting out of the car and walking a block to hang door hangers, I'd pop 'em in the mail boxes.  My manager came down on me like the wrath of God, and I had to go back around, take 'em all OUT of the mailboxes, and go put 'em on the damned doors.
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #78 on: February 15, 2011, 10:18:48 AM »
boy.....you people are vicious. remind me never to piss off anyone here
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #79 on: February 15, 2011, 10:19:54 AM »
Quote from: namvet on February 15, 2011, 10:18:48 AM
boy.....you people are vicious. remind me never to piss off anyone here

why do you think everyone has so many bitchslaps?   we can't get ahold of you so that's our outlet  :whistling:
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #80 on: February 15, 2011, 10:22:39 AM »
Quote from: GinaBug on February 15, 2011, 10:19:54 AM
why do you think everyone has so many bitchslaps?   we can't get ahold of you so that's our outlet  :whistling:

I was wondering about that. so if you piss someone off you get a bitch slap????
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #81 on: February 15, 2011, 10:25:52 AM »
Quote from: namvet on February 15, 2011, 10:22:39 AM
I was wondering about that. so if you piss someone off you get a bitch slap????


nah, I slap everyone.  It's "Good Morning" to you. :cheersmate:
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #82 on: February 15, 2011, 10:26:18 AM »
Quote from: namvet on February 15, 2011, 10:22:39 AM
I was wondering about that. so if you piss someone off you get a bitch slap????


Not necessarily.  Here, BS's are given out for just about any reason, if you piss someone off, they will tell you, then BS you.  But, you could be minding your own business,  and someone will come along and BS a whole thread.  It happens.    Or you can always get in a BS fight.  Kinda like food fights, but without the mess to clean up.   :whatever:

But, whatever you do....never EVER EVER bitch about your BS count.  It will go up exponentially after that.  
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #83 on: February 15, 2011, 10:26:22 AM »
Quote from: namvet on February 15, 2011, 10:22:39 AM
I was wondering about that. so if you piss someone off you get a bitch slap????


No. Sometimes you get a bitchslap or three just because you're breathing.

Or you request them.

Either way works with me.  :-)
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #84 on: February 15, 2011, 10:28:01 AM »
Quote from: namvet on February 15, 2011, 10:22:39 AM
I was wondering about that. so if you piss someone off you get a bitch slap????


Most of the bitchslaps are done in fun, unless one whines about them, then they are piled on.

High 5's are given over nice events in someone's life or mentioning another's, quick comments - serious, sarcastic, funny, or good finds on the internet or news.

Don't worry, if you piss someone off...they will tell you. They may still BS you, but you will know if you piss someone off.

Not a lot of subtlety around here, most people are pretty upfront.

Smilies are here for a reason. They express emotion, so it's a good idea to use them to make sure someone knows your intent, and not take what you post differently than what you meant.

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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #85 on: February 15, 2011, 10:48:58 AM »
ok im whinnin'. lets have it

did some research here

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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #86 on: February 15, 2011, 10:51:26 AM »
BS for you!  And, for the record, I have had 2 BS's since I responded to you.  See how that works? :-)

Makes me look like a badass.   :rotf:
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #87 on: February 15, 2011, 11:04:45 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on February 15, 2011, 10:51:26 AM
BS for you!  And, for the record, I have had 2 BS's since I responded to you.  See how that works? :-)

Makes me look like a badass.   :rotf:

I've bitchslapped you only once, but I don't remember why. Of course, not remembering why I did anything is my usual defense.  :whistling:
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #88 on: February 15, 2011, 12:30:45 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 15, 2011, 11:04:45 AM
I've bitchslapped you only once, but I don't remember why. Of course, not remembering why I did anything is my usual defense.  :whistling:

Well then how do you remember you even BS'd me?   :lmao: :lmao:

More'n likely I was being nice to Thor.   O-)
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #89 on: February 15, 2011, 04:30:02 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on February 15, 2011, 12:30:45 PM
Well then how do you remember you even BS'd me?   :lmao: :lmao:

More'n likely I was being nice to Thor.   O-)

Good point. It was probably the Thor thing. Anybody being nice to THAT asshole needs to be THOROUGHLY bitchslapped.

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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #90 on: February 15, 2011, 06:52:14 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 15, 2011, 04:30:02 PM
Good point. It was probably the Thor thing. Anybody being nice to THAT asshole needs to be THOROUGHLY bitchslapped.

 :-)

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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #91 on: February 15, 2011, 09:02:11 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 15, 2011, 06:52:14 PM
I'm WATCHING you!!!

I ain't done nothin.  Jus sayin........
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #92 on: February 16, 2011, 08:00:28 AM »
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #93 on: February 16, 2011, 08:05:18 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 16, 2011, 08:00:28 AM
:rotf:

damn, Eupher,  who took them away?  :lmao:
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #94 on: February 16, 2011, 08:06:07 AM »
Quote from: GinaBug on February 16, 2011, 08:05:18 AM
damn, Eupher,  who took them away?  :lmao:

Who do you think? Hammer-man, of course!  :mental: 
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #95 on: February 16, 2011, 08:18:11 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 16, 2011, 08:06:07 AM
Who do you think? Hammer-man, of course!  :mental: 
:-)

I may give them back, IF you're nice.......
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #96 on: February 16, 2011, 08:24:47 AM »
Quote from: Thor on February 16, 2011, 08:18:11 AM
:-)

I may give them back, IF you're nice.......

I'm always nice!  (in a smart-ass kinda way....)
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #97 on: February 16, 2011, 08:31:31 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 16, 2011, 08:24:47 AM
I'm always nice!  (in a smart-ass kinda way....)

No he isn't!!!!  check out this pm he sent me
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Hey Gina!

Stay away from Thor!!  I'll tell ya more about him later, gonna blackmail him soon with some pictures  :naughty:

btw, you are such a ray of sunshine.  I wake up every morning singing songs about rainbows.   Thanks for that.

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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #98 on: February 16, 2011, 08:31:35 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 16, 2011, 08:24:47 AM
I'm always nice!  (in a smart-ass kinda way....)

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Nahh, just a smart ass
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #99 on: February 16, 2011, 08:32:30 AM »
Quote from: GinaBug on February 16, 2011, 08:31:31 AM
No he isn't!!!!  check out this pm he sent me
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 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

the pictures I have of Thor are so ugly the camera refused to display them.
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