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Title: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: CC27 on February 10, 2011, 12:04:15 PM: Quote
Fumesucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Feb-10-11 12:02 PM
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Every time a poor American freezes to death..

A bankster gets his bonus.

The poor should just burn their damn bootstraps if they want to stay warm.

WTF is a bankster? Anyways, the buick pulls up..

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bobbolink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Feb-10-11 12:09 PM
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:yourock: :cry:

And where are the liberals protesting in the square?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x386783
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: DLR Pyro on February 10, 2011, 12:12:44 PM: Quote
Fumesucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Feb-10-11 12:02 PM
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Every time a poor American freezes to death..

A bankster gets his bonus.
If that enrages you, what does this do for your temperment?
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Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 10, 2011, 12:17:00 PM: Hitch it to San Francisco. "They care."
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: thundley4 on February 10, 2011, 12:29:44 PM: We need massive subsidies for bankers bonuses. If they get enough, soon there won't be any poor people left. Think of the boon to the economy of not having to spend money on welfare.
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: Revolution on February 10, 2011, 12:32:51 PM: ^ But then, what to do with all the faux homeless? I'm seen a fair few of those assholes in my short life on this planet. They really burn my ass.
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 10, 2011, 12:33:11 PM: How do you get money from people with no money?

How does that even work?
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: Splashdown on February 10, 2011, 12:33:35 PM: Meh. Just call Joe Kennedy. He'll bring heating oil to your house himself, at least according to that moronic Citgo commercial.
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: jukin on February 10, 2011, 12:40:48 PM: How can this be? Global Warming has made the entire world too hot to live in.
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: dandi on February 10, 2011, 01:03:53 PM: Quote
bobbolink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Feb-10-11 12:09 PM
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And where are the liberals protesting in the square?

They're too busy watching "Glee".

:-)
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: Karin on February 10, 2011, 01:09:00 PM: Quote
Anyways, the buick pulls up..
I snorted.
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 10, 2011, 01:34:02 PM: Quote
Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Our budget deficit goes down.
Karl smiles.
We have to move them before they thaw.
Poverty stats improve.
Another Buick goes into the baler.
We're down one DUmmy.
Read the script...learn the script...understand the script, and anyone can do this.
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: dandi on February 10, 2011, 01:45:31 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 10, 2011, 01:34:02 PM
Our budget deficit goes down.
Karl smiles.
We have to move them before they thaw.
Poverty stats improve.
Another Buick goes into the baler.
We're down one DUmmy.
Read the script...learn the script...understand the script, and anyone can do this.

:lmao:
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: franksolich on February 10, 2011, 01:47:25 PM: Quote from: CC27 on February 10, 2011, 12:04:15 PM
Anyways, the buick pulls up..

Good one, sir.

Awesome.
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 10, 2011, 06:50:12 PM: Quote
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:yourock: :cry:

And where are the liberals protesting in the square?

Well, I guess they're smart enough to get in outa the cold or not go out in the first ****in' place!

Even if you're homeless, you oughta be able to find a warm place to spend the night. Unless of course you're Bobo's bud.

In that case, you're gonna freeze to death!!!!!!!! 'Cause I doubt she's gonna move the bent cans outa her back seat in order for you to get in and keep from imitatin' a fish stick'! After all, if nobody dies, she wouldn't have anything to whine about.
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: Jason on February 10, 2011, 07:22:42 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 10, 2011, 01:34:02 PM
Our budget deficit goes down.
Karl smiles.
We have to move them before they thaw.
Poverty stats improve.
Another Buick goes into the baler.
We're down one DUmmy.
Read the script...learn the script...understand the script, and anyone can do this.

:rotf: Damn GOBUCKS you crack me up!
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: Mr Mannn on February 10, 2011, 07:38:54 PM: I'm a banker. I work with foreclosures. I get to kick deadbeats outa their homes.
The tears taste so sweet.
But yes its true, I do get a bonus every time an American freezes to death.

But just so ya know, Bush had nothing to do with this. OBAMA made it all possible!
and the best thing? My Americansicle bonus checks are tax-free! Thanks Obama, I'm 60% richer because of you!
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: dandi on February 10, 2011, 10:28:08 PM: How does bobo type so well with those frostbitten fingers?
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: CactusCarlos on February 10, 2011, 10:56:27 PM: Quote from: CC27 on February 10, 2011, 12:04:15 PM
Anyways, the buick pulls up..

:rotf:

H5!
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: VelvetElvis on February 11, 2011, 07:11:08 AM: Quote from: jukin on February 10, 2011, 12:40:48 PM
How can this be? Global Warming has made the entire world too hot to live in.

That may be, but it's a COLD heat.
Kinda like the DRY heat in the desert, only more Gorebull.
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 11, 2011, 07:20:54 AM: Quote from: CC27 on February 10, 2011, 12:04:15 PM
Anyways, the buick pulls up..

:lmao: ....if I ran GM, I'd buy her a FORD or some other make.
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 11, 2011, 07:45:41 AM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 11, 2011, 07:20:54 AM
:lmao: ....if I ran GM, I'd buy her a FORD or some other make.

Where's that Reliant Robin vid from Top Gear?
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: DefiantSix on February 11, 2011, 11:17:37 AM: Quote from: dandi on February 10, 2011, 10:28:08 PM
How does bobo type so well with those frostbitten fingers?

She uses the cell phone keypad. That way she only has to keep her thumb up her ass - a natural capability of any DUmbshit - whenever she's not texting the DUmp.
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 11, 2011, 11:29:57 AM: Every time a ptarmigan freezes a bunny gets his ears.
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 11, 2011, 11:36:38 AM: Every time a poor American freezes to death...the DUmmies make new demands for freebies...so what if a few million have to die to get the DUmmie good life.
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 11, 2011, 01:37:45 PM: Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on February 11, 2011, 11:29:57 AM
Every time a ptarmigan freezes a bunny gets his ears.

Every time a bunny freezes a ptarmigan gets his food.
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 11, 2011, 01:47:04 PM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on February 11, 2011, 01:37:45 PM
Every time a bunny freezes a ptarmigan gets his food.

Ya know something? I've got an SAS Survival Manual which specifically states that, in their habitat, that ptarmigans are tamer than other Arctic creatures--thus they can be a good survival food. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 15, 2011, 06:54:55 PM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on February 11, 2011, 01:47:04 PM
Ya know something? I've got an SAS Survival Manual which specifically states that, in their habitat, that ptarmigans are tamer than other Arctic creatures--thus they can be a good survival food. :fuelfire:

And they are contaminated with cadmium. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: DefiantSix on February 15, 2011, 07:08:49 PM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on February 15, 2011, 06:54:55 PM
And they are contaminated with cadmium. :fuelfire:

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I guess it's a good thing I've spent the last several years building up an immunity to cadmium. [/dread pirate roberts]
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: true_blood on February 15, 2011, 08:01:45 PM: Quote
Fumesucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Thu Feb-10-11 12:02 PM
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Every time a poor American freezes to death..A bankster gets his bonus.
The poor should just burn their damn bootstraps if they want to stay warm.
Are you talking about the poor in America that have the big screen TV's, a car and a cell phone?!
So?! Every time a poor person freezes to death, someone in the bank business gets richer? WOW! How exactly does that happen primitive?
Title: Re: Every time a poor American freezes to death..
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 16, 2011, 04:20:02 AM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on February 15, 2011, 06:54:55 PM
And they are contaminated with cadmium. :fuelfire:

Hell, I'm gonna die someday. Maybe it'll be from cadmium poisoning. You'll just get overrun by a cottontail. :fuelfire: