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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Gina on February 07, 2011, 06:06:55 PM
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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the ACLU say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist'
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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
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Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist'
BRAVO!!!! :cheersmate:
If you aren't already here, would you please move to TEXAS... :-)
We can always use a few more womens like you
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I have a whole set of the "crazy" side of the family up in Conroe and Splendora. :mental:
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Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist'
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Heh. :-) Yep!
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I must be a southerner at heart. :)
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Why does it have to be an "Islamic Terrorist"? If it were one of them you'd likely not know until the explosion....
Why can't it be a Christian extremest? A crazy neo-con? A crazy liberal?
Also the question assumes I carry or even own a gun which I don't.
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Why does it have to be an "Islamic Terrorist"? If it were one of them you'd likely not know until the explosion....
Why can't it be a Christian extremest? A crazy neo-con? A crazy liberal?
Also the question assumes I carry or even own a gun which I don't.
I see you have been bitchslapped ALOT. :rotf: I bet I know why :lmao:
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Why does it have to be an "Islamic Terrorist"? If it were one of them you'd likely not know until the explosion....
Why can't it be a Christian extremest? A crazy neo-con? A crazy liberal?
Also the question assumes I carry or even own a gun which I don't.
Well then, you have nothing to worry about, since you'd simply be a victim.
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I see you have been bitchslapped ALOT. :rotf: I bet I know why :lmao:
Care to tell me? I can't figure it out.
Well then, you have nothing to worry about, since you'd simply be a victim.
The obvious answers to the question is we should create knife laws so the event could have never happened. Good laws save lives. ::)
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Care to tell me? I can't figure it out.
The obvious answers to the question is we should create knife laws so the event could have never happened. Good laws save lives. ::)
That's worked out well for England, hasn't it?
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That's worked out well for England, hasn't it?
They failed to do it right. I'm sure America could do better.
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They failed to do it right. I'm sure America could do better.
Failed to do what right?
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They failed to do it right. I'm sure America could do better.
What you Really meant to say was you and the LIBERALS could do it better...yeah heard that before.
I am sure the criminals will applaud your efforts....makes it less dangerous for them to rob and kill you.
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I have a whole set of the "crazy" side of the family up in Conroe and Splendora. :mental:
Well krazy is a relevent term ya know... :-)
never the less...been to Conroe...nice little town...
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Why can't it be a Christian extremest? A crazy neo-con?
Oh brother. :whatever:
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Care to tell me? I can't figure it out.
The obvious answers to the question is we should create knife laws so the event could have never happened. Good laws save lives. ::)
BS'd for being a DUmbass.
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Why does it have to be an "Islamic Terrorist"? If it were one of them you'd likely not know until the explosion....
Why can't it be a Christian extremest? A crazy neo-con? A crazy liberal?
Also the question assumes I carry or even own a gun which I don't.
You just can't make this shit up!
:rotf:
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You just can't make this shit up!
:rotf:
He is low a quart or two...that's for sure.
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Why does it have to be an "Islamic Terrorist"? If it were one of them you'd likely not know until the explosion....
Why can't it be a Christian extremest? A crazy neo-con? A crazy liberal?
Also the question assumes I carry or even own a gun which I don't.
If you can identify a "Christian extremist" or a "crazy neo-con", by all means, make the argument. Myself though, I haven't seen a whole lot of those around threatening people lately. (Here's a clue for ya: even the Irish Catholic vs. Protestant wasn't truly about religion. The IRA were first, last and foremost MARXISTs.)
Also, "crazy liberal" and "Muslim extremist" are just two sides of the same all-powerful government coin.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cTlNQP2_Ucc/S8oNydp0YqI/AAAAAAAAAGE/oI1u7Vq3ZiA/s1600/alien.jpg) = Liberal; to
(http://furiousfanboys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/aliens-ripley-alien-queen.jpg) = Islamofascist
Islamofascists are what liberal progressives want to be when they grow up when their testicles drop.