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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Wineslob on January 18, 2011, 04:04:49 PM
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So....I'm working on a labeling machine when 2 coworkers (guys) have this conversation:
"Hey dude, I like what you've done with your hair"
"Aww man, it didn't come out like I wanted it to. "
"No, no, I think it looks cool".
"Eh, it's too short, I didn't want that short.
"Well, I really like it."
What the FU*KING hell is that shit?
I have never asked ANY guy about his hair unless there was food or something dead stuck in it, usually my hunting Buddy's beard. And that was just to point out said items.
I seriously need to kill small, helpless animals, skin their ass and throw them on a fire while downing beer and Tequila shots.
This winter is too damn long.
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:thatsright:
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Guys who talk about other guys' hair are obviously metro or homosexual.
I've heard sports shows talking about Tom Brady's hair this season, and I always change the station.
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Did you ask 'em how they keep from breaking their nails...... :-)
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Guys who talk about other guys' hair are obviously metro or homosexual.
I wonder about that.
Hell, half the time my wife looks at me a says "you aren't going out with your hair looking like that, are you?"
I run my hand through it. "There, better?"
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I don't have much hair left , so every couple of months, I just take a pair of clippers and buzz it off , rather than getting a hair cut. Every time I get comments from the clowns at work. "What did you do to your hair?"
Next time I should just say something to the effect that only gay guys notice other guys hair.
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I wonder about that.
Hell, half the time my wife looks at me a says "you aren't going out with your hair looking like that, are you?"
I run my hand through it. "There, better?"
When the former Mrs. Wiggum would say something like that, I'd just put a hat on. :-)
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I wonder about that.
Hell, half the time my wife looks at me a says "you aren't going out with your hair looking like that, are you?"
I run my hand through it. "There, better?"
I usually just tell her, "Hell, it's not like I have to look at it, and I could give a shit what anyone who does thinks."
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I've told guys to get a haircut but that's about it. (You know exactly which guys I'm talking about)
"you aren't going out with your hair looking like that, are you?"
I hear something very similar when I go see my family who ask me how I left looking like that.
I seriously need to kill small, helpless animals, skin their ass and throw them on a fire while downing beer and Tequila shots.
I'm sure many here would appreciate if those small, helpless animals were rabbits.
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I'm sure many here would appreciate if those small, helpless animals were rabbits.
One guy certainly, but I don't know about "many".
They are kinda cute after all.
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Guys who talk about other guys' hair are obviously metro or homosexual.
I've heard sports shows talking about Tom Brady's hair this season, and I always change the station.
Well, it *is* a pretty dumbass haircut. But I'd be more concerned about his failure on Sunday, though we can discuss that in Sports.
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So....I'm working on a labeling machine when 2 coworkers (guys) have this conversation:
"Hey dude, I like what you've done with your hair"
"Aww man, it didn't come out like I wanted it to. "
"No, no, I think it looks cool".
"Eh, it's too short, I didn't want that short.
"Well, I really like it."
What the FU*KING hell is that shit?
I have never asked ANY guy about his hair unless there was food or something dead stuck in it, usually my hunting Buddy's beard. And that was just to point out said items.
I seriously need to kill small, helpless animals, skin their ass and throw them on a fire while downing beer and Tequila shots.
This winter is too damn long.
That's really sad, my Dad was a manly man and my hubby is a manly man. I don't think I could deal with men like that ^ unless they were gay.
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:rofl:
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I've told guys to get a haircut but that's about it. (You know exactly which guys I'm talking about)
Yes, I do. Those DUmmy hippies. :-)
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I don't have much hair left , so every couple of months, I just take a pair of clippers and buzz it off , rather than getting a hair cut. Every time I get comments from the clowns at work. "What did you do to your hair?"
"When did you start douching?" would be my retort.
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"When did you start douching?" would be my retort.
That would work. I ain't never known a guy to comment on their bud's hair, unless they were teh ghey.
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I don't have much hair left , so every couple of months, I just take a pair of clippers and buzz it off , rather than getting a hair cut. Every time I get comments from the clowns at work. "What did you do to your hair?"
You sure that they ain't asking it in the singular? As in, "What did you do to your (one) hair?"
That's why I always refer to a trip to the barber as a "hairscut." As in, I only got four . . .
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Are you sure the guys you work with are not gay?
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So....I'm working on a labeling machine when 2 coworkers (guys) have this conversation:
"Hey dude, I like what you've done with your hair"
"Aww man, it didn't come out like I wanted it to. "
"No, no, I think it looks cool".
"Eh, it's too short, I didn't want that short.
"Well, I really like it."
What the FU*KING hell is that shit?
I have never asked ANY guy about his hair unless there was food or something dead stuck in it, usually my hunting Buddy's beard. And that was just to point out said items.
I seriously need to kill small, helpless animals, skin their ass and throw them on a fire while downing beer and Tequila shots.
This winter is too damn long.
If I didn't know any better I would have thought that little conversation was being held at Supercuts.
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I've heard stuff like that from guys, and I don't like it.
Once was going to go somewhere with a guy from work. He showed up with diamond earrings and a couple big assed rings. I told him I couldn't go anywhere with a guy that had more and better jewelry than I did. :-)
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I've heard stuff like that from guys, and I don't like it.
Once was going to go somewhere with a guy from work. He showed up with diamond earrings and a couple big assed rings. I told him I couldn't go anywhere with a guy that had more and better jewelry than I did. :-)
Sounds like a car salesman to me.
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Sounds like a car salesman to me.
Or a New Yorker of Italian extraction...if it was gold, that is.
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"When did you start douching?" would be my retort.
ZING!!!!!
:bwah:
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Or a New Yorker of Italian extraction...if it was gold, that is.
He was! But that just doesn't fly here. ooooops
We were both contractors for the Forest Service. He was building fence in the mountains. But all that bling was just odd.
Now I have Monty Python's "I'm a lumberjack" song stuck in my head.
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He was! But that just doesn't fly here. ooooops
We were both contractors for the Forest Service. He was building fence in the mountains. But all that bling was just odd.
Now I have Monty Python's "I'm a lumberjack" song stuck in my head.
:thatsright:
Thanks! Now I do as well. Dang.
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Thanks! Now I do as well. Dang.
I'm thinkin this guy...
(http://media.onsugar.com/files/2010/11/45/0/688/6889060/f4ace82faabb0fad_frankenfurter.jpg)
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I'm thinkin this guy...
(http://ickynicky.tumblr.com/post/212848218/tim-curry-as-dr-frankenfurter)
Wise up Janet Weiss! Your apple pie don't taste nice!
Oh well, it's only downhill from here..........
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Wise up Janet Weiss! Your apple pie don't taste nice!
Oh well, it's only downhill from here..........
Are you thinkin' Short Bus?
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Arrrgh, hijacked again! :thatsright:
:-)
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Arrrgh, hijacked again! :thatsright:
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maybe, but your hair looks fabulous!! :gay2: :-)
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Arrrgh, hijacked again! :thatsright:
:-)
(http://ownedirl.com/misc/Hijack-DeNiro.jpg)
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(http://ownedirl.com/misc/Hijack-DeNiro.jpg)
That's funny.
You get a h5 from me. Congratulations.
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Actually it's just a step to the left..........
Wise up Janet Weiss! Your apple pie don't taste nice!
Oh well, it's only downhill from here..........
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Actually it's just a step to the left..........
Hi5! :cheersmate:
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Hi5! :cheersmate:
Ooopss Its a jump to the left...............
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ff0cOPSpVA[/youtube]
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Dammit Janet! Now we have really jacked WS's thread! :thatsright:
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"When did you start douching?" would be my retort.
:rofl: Rude! I like it! :-)
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Speaking of douching & manhood... exactly WHEN did you start douching, HNC?? That goes along well with the crocs, I'm told..... :fuelfire:
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One guy certainly, but I don't know about "many".
They are kinda cute after all.
And damn tasty.
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Speaking of douching & manhood... exactly WHEN did you start douching, HNC?? That goes along well with the crocs, I'm told..... :fuelfire:
I've been douching my wife for years now, Thor. She thinks it makes for marvelous foreplay. :-)
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TMI.. (http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/smileys/sick0022.gif)
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I've been douching my wife for years now, Thor. She thinks it makes for marvelous foreplay. :-)
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I sooooooo could have gone the rest of my life without reading that.
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I sooooooo could have gone the rest of my life without reading that.
You're avatar fits this statement so well.
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I've been douching myself for years now, Thor. :-)
FIFY, HNC :fuelfire: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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You're avatar fits this statement so well.
Heh. It kinda does, huh?
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FIFY, HNC :fuelfire: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Correction, I meant to say I've been douching your oldest daughter for years now, Thor. :fuelfire:
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Correction, I meant to say I've been douching your oldest daughter for years now, Thor. :fuelfire:
She's only three years old, you warped, sick twisted animal.
j/k :-)
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She's only three years old, you warped, sick twisted animal.
j/k :-)
Oh Jesus, I sure hope so...
Don't think I hadn;t considered that, but I somehow remember Thor saying something about being an old fart, so I threw the dice, so to speak. :fuelfire:
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Correction, I meant to say I've been douching your oldest daughter for years now, Thor. :fuelfire:
Ummm, I don't think so. Besides, she'd kick your ass.......
(BTW, family's off limits. You might want to re-read the rules) ;)
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Damn you guys are good at hijacking a thread.
:cheersmate: