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Title: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: Traveshamockery on January 13, 2011, 07:09:08 AM
Poor Wee Willie Pitt - he bitches about his horrible, terrible week.  It seemed to last 24 business hours or something.  I guess he has forgotten about Gabrielle Gifford's awful, horrible, terrible week.

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So, yeah...   Updated at 11:52 PM
   
What an awful, awful week.

And it's only ****ing Wednesday (well, technically it's Thursday now here on the East Coast, but...God dammit, you know what I mean).

I cannot at all imagine what I would have done without DU over these last ten years, these last two years, this last year...and this passing pustule of a week.

That's all.

Just :hug:

I have this odd urge to seek out and find the grave of the guy who came up with the curse, "May you live in interesting times," so I can void my bladder on it.

Ugly thought, sure. Lessens me, definitely. Peeing on a long-dead dude? Gross, fer shur. Genuine feeling? Check.

Awful week.

Thank you, DU.

:hug:
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: Carl on January 13, 2011, 07:20:19 AM
Looks like Will and his best friend (http://www.liquornet.co.nz/product_images/c/692/JackDanielsWeb__55368_zoom__25158_zoom.jpg) got together.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 13, 2011, 07:25:18 AM
Looks like Will and his best only friend (http://www.liquornet.co.nz/product_images/c/692/JackDanielsWeb__55368_zoom__25158_zoom.jpg) got together.

FIFY, neighbor . . . Are you still digging out up there?
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: Carl on January 13, 2011, 07:51:47 AM
FIFY, neighbor . . . Are you still digging out up there?

Not bad here,12-16 inches of snow depending on where you are.
Pretty well all cleared out at this point.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 13, 2011, 07:59:07 AM
How does he plan on pissing on anyones grave? With the cold weather they're having, it'll be summer time before he can find it.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: Chris_ on January 13, 2011, 08:14:59 AM
Something happens somewhere in the world and Pittstain manages to make it about himself.  Yep, it's Thursday.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 13, 2011, 08:16:34 AM
Something happens somewhere in the world and Pittstain manages to make it about himself.  Yep, it's Thursday.

It's always all about the drunken part-time bouncer.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 13, 2011, 09:10:03 AM
"I drink alone, with nobody else
You know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself..."

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: Chris_ on January 13, 2011, 09:13:58 AM
That thread's been up for 12 hours and only has seven responses.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fk2prKnYnI&ob=av2em[/youtube]
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 13, 2011, 09:18:46 AM
That thread's been up for 12 hours and only has seven responses.

Poor Pitt.  :loser:

 :tumbleweed:

At least he got stupid Beth and Cal Peg to respond.  Thankfully the latter didn't give us a gawd-awful poem.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: txradioguy on January 13, 2011, 09:40:22 AM
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I have this odd urge to seek out and find the grave of the guy who came up with the curse, "May you live in interesting times," so I can void my bladder on it.

It's an ancient Chinese curse you retard.

Did everyone see what he wrote?  Will Pitt wants to urinate on the Chinese.

Will Pitt HATES Asians.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 13, 2011, 10:02:30 AM
On the Plagiarist Pitt Contempt Scale, is pissing on the hated one's grave above or below scraping him from a bootheel and feeding him to a cat?
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: Karin on January 13, 2011, 10:25:25 AM
Self-absorbed asshole.  Six references to "I" and two drunken icon-hugs.  That's what's so insufferable about him and his "writing."  It is so self-regarding, it's unreadable. 

("Fer shur?"  Who says that?)

I can't believe anyone consented to marry this shitstain, for better or worse, till death do they part.  Hell on earth. 
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: jukin on January 13, 2011, 10:28:43 AM
How does he plan on pissing on anyones grave? With the cold weather they're having, it'll be summer time before he can find it.

He'll squat like always.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 13, 2011, 10:31:51 AM
Self-absorbed asshole.  Six references to "I" and two drunken icon-hugs.  That's what's so insufferable about him and his "writing."  It is so self-regarding, it's unreadable. 

("Fer shur?"  Who says that?)

I can't believe anyone consented to marry this shitstain, for better or worse, till death do they part.  Hell on earth. 

The dowry/payoff must have been huuuuuge!
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: NHSparky on January 13, 2011, 10:54:14 AM
Ya gotta love that contrived "edge" in his writings, like he read, "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" just once too often and took himself just a bit too seriously.

Face it, Will--were you forced to rely upon your own wit to survive, you'd find yourself blowing homeless crack addicts in the back alleys of Boston just to get a (supplemental) meal every so often.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: thundley4 on January 13, 2011, 10:54:57 AM
Ya gotta love that contrived "edge" in his writings, like he read, "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" just once too often and took himself just a bit too seriously.

Face it, Will--were you forced to rely upon your own wit to survive, you'd find yourself blowing homeless crack addicts in the back alleys of Boston just to get a (supplemental) meal every so often.

High protein diet?
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 13, 2011, 11:02:56 AM
High protein diet?

Condoms: Lunch sack for faggots.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 13, 2011, 11:04:44 AM
Self-absorbed asshole.  Six references to "I" and two drunken icon-hugs.  That's what's so insufferable about him and his "writing."  It is so self-regarding, it's unreadable. 

("Fer shur?"  Who says that?)

I can't believe anyone consented to marry this shitstain, for better or worse, till death do they part.  Hell on earth. 
She's as useless as Pitt. In this case, she had nothing to lose, and a chunk of DUmmy Raven's estate to gain.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 13, 2011, 11:04:59 AM
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to

Just :hug:

Hug this, you miserable, plagiarising sack of steaming, soupy, canine excrement...

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DTCNNzhdncA/S7OS0kcF8HI/AAAAAAAAB8k/-LxnirJfIzc/s1600/kid-middle-finger.jpg)

And while I gotcha on the horn, bitch...

Hunter S. Thompson and Jack Kerouac rrrrrrrrrreally wish you'd quit ripping off their schtick.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: IassaFTots on January 13, 2011, 11:08:36 AM
Hug this, you miserable, plagiarising sack of steaming, soupy, canine excrement...

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DTCNNzhdncA/S7OS0kcF8HI/AAAAAAAAB8k/-LxnirJfIzc/s1600/kid-middle-finger.jpg)

And while I gotcha on the horn, bitch...

Hunter S. Thompson and Jack Kerouac rrrrrrrrrreally wish you'd quit ripping off their schtick.

OMG!  That looks like my best friend in the whole wide world's son!  And he lives in Rotterdam!   :lmao:
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 13, 2011, 11:10:18 AM
OMG!  That looks like my best friend in the whole wide world's son!  And he lives in Rotterdam!   :lmao:

Hell, it may be!!!!! I LOVE that pic. I refer to it quite often.  :-)
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: zeitgeist on January 13, 2011, 11:14:30 AM
How does he plan on pissing on anyones grave? With the cold weather they're having, it'll be summer time before he can find it.

Exactly what are you refering to with that pronoun it?  Remember, the phrase "whip it out" takes on new meaning when you are dealing with multiple layers of long-johns and snow pants.   :-)

  
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: zeitgeist on January 13, 2011, 11:15:54 AM
"I drink alone, with nobody else
You know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself..."

 :rotf:

Or, I only drink with my friends, that's why I always drink alone.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: txradioguy on January 13, 2011, 11:25:10 AM
Self-absorbed asshole.  Six references to "I" and two drunken icon-hugs.  That's what's so insufferable about him and his "writing."  It is so self-regarding, it's unreadable. 

("Fer shur?"  Who says that?)

I can't believe anyone consented to marry this shitstain, for better or worse, till death do they part.  Hell on earth. 

Pitt is gay if I remember correctly.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 13, 2011, 11:30:51 AM
Pitt is gay if I remember correctly.
Only for Kevin Spacey.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 13, 2011, 11:39:31 AM
It's an ancient Chinese curse you retard.

Did everyone see what he wrote?  Will Pitt wants to urinate on the Chinese.

Will Pitt HATES Asians.

Sounds like...it's some kinda freakazoidal sekshull thang.

 :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 13, 2011, 01:45:38 PM
PittStain hates Asians because 1+1 will never = potato in their culture!
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 13, 2011, 01:48:33 PM
Or, I only drink with my friends, that's why I always drink alone.

It was a reference to a highly-fitting George Thorogood song.

 :-)
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: Karin on January 13, 2011, 01:57:23 PM
No, he's not overtly gay.  Frank found his wedding photos for us.  She has a big tramp-stamp that the cut of her wedding dress allowed to show.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: zeitgeist on January 13, 2011, 03:06:17 PM
Pitt is gay if I remember correctly.

Deep back in the anals of time and space there existed a picture of Wee Willy giving tongue to some dude, I mean, this might have been a Mass-Du Meet up, the Scammy event or at the Cindy She-hen gathering with the black cowboy hat in Texas.  I am pretty sure I don't have a copy.   Wee Willie may just be a switch hitter but I have long considered his marriage merely fulfills a condition of the late great will.  Ditto any breeding which may take place if Willie can still produce strong swimmers after all the booze. :cheersmate: 
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 13, 2011, 03:38:34 PM
Deep back in the anals of time and space there existed a picture of Wee Willy giving tongue to some dude, I mean, this might have been a Mass-Du Meet up, the Scammy event or at the Cindy She-hen gathering with the black cowboy hat in Texas.
You have a point. His Midnight Cowboy costume didn't look very hetero. And the only sexual reference in all the garbage he's posted over the years was about his failed homo pass at Kevin Spacey. I always figured his perpetual state of drunkenness rendered him neuter.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: vesta111 on January 13, 2011, 04:47:51 PM
Deep back in the anals of time and space there existed a picture of Wee Willy giving tongue to some dude, I mean, this might have been a Mass-Du Meet up, the Scammy event or at the Cindy She-hen gathering with the black cowboy hat in Texas.  I am pretty sure I don't have a copy.   Wee Willie may just be a switch hitter but I have long considered his marriage merely fulfills a condition of the late great will.  Ditto any breeding which may take place if Willie can still produce strong swimmers after all the booze. :cheersmate: 

Sorry but there may be a few of us who have no idea who you are talking about.    Wee Willie sounds interesting, sort of like the Midnight Cowboy in the film.

He also reminds me from what I have read on this forum of an old boss of mine that regardless of the subject turned it into a description of his small manhood.  This SOB, and one of the nicest SOB's I have yet to meet, thought nothing of talking to us girls on break and denigrate his manhood.  The result was each and every one of us believed he was built like a horse and was playing a game.

We never heard any complaints from the woman he seduced, and not a one of dozens would talk about his manhood except to say that as he was all mussel his weight on them was a problem. 

Rats, us woman wanted to know how he, if as he said, was in need of tweezers to pee, got all his conquests to be so loyal to him.

Wee Willy is a Democrat, my boss a Republican but they may have been cut from the same cloth.

Just wondering here how and what goes on in the mind of men, so he gave tongue to another man, I have seen men messing around stick their tongue in anthers ear and laugh, as far as I know woman seldom do that even as a joke.

Men have their inside jokes and lifestyle that they seldom reveal to woman, very interesting.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: true_blood on January 13, 2011, 06:55:17 PM
Will Pitt,........ :???:
Put down the bottle,..walk away from the bottle.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: zeitgeist on January 14, 2011, 11:32:40 AM
Sorry but there may be a few of us who have no idea who you are talking about.    Wee Willie sounds interesting, sort of like the Midnight Cowboy in the film.

He also reminds me from what I have read on this forum of an old boss of mine that regardless of the subject turned it into a description of his small manhood.  This SOB, and one of the nicest SOB's I have yet to meet, thought nothing of talking to us girls on break and denigrate his manhood.  The result was each and every one of us believed he was built like a horse and was playing a game.

We never heard any complaints from the woman he seduced, and not a one of dozens would talk about his manhood except to say that as he was all mussel his weight on them was a problem. 

Rats, us woman wanted to know how he, if as he said, was in need of tweezers to pee, got all his conquests to be so loyal to him.

Wee Willy is a Democrat, my boss a Republican but they may have been cut from the same cloth.

Just wondering here how and what goes on in the mind of men, so he gave tongue to another man, I have seen men messing around stick their tongue in anthers ear and laugh, as far as I know woman seldom do that even as a joke.

Men have their inside jokes and lifestyle that they seldom reveal to woman, very interesting.

Ok Vesta, when I get some time I will have to go see if I can find any Wee Willy Pitt pictures.  In the interim, did your former boss also lick his eyebrows?  This might have been clue one as to other prowess he may have possessed :tongue: :whistling:.

Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: Revolution on January 14, 2011, 11:39:34 AM
Poor Pitt.  :loser:

 :tumbleweed:

At least he got stupid Beth and Cal Peg to respond.  Thankfully the latter didn't give us a gawd-awful poem.

Not quite related to this Pittiful thread, but I'm still laughing at whatever the CalPig Primitive spent on me. Always puts a little more pep in my step when I think about it.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 14, 2011, 11:50:48 AM
Ok Vesta, when I get some time I will have to go see if I can find any Wee Willy Pitt pictures.  In the interim, did your former boss also lick his eyebrows?  This might have been clue one as to other prowess he may have possessed :tongue: :whistling:.



I've got at least one in my photobucket account, but I can't access it from work.

EDIT, found!

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/chiefwiggum2005/pittheadcopyjo8.jpg)
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 14, 2011, 01:43:03 PM
I've got at least one in my photobucket account, but I can't access it from work.

EDIT, found!

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/chiefwiggum2005/pittheadcopyjo8.jpg)

Oh yeah! I remember this one! 'Splains a lot! Now we know the only thing he's "bouncin'" is balls off his chin!!! hehehehehehehe!!!

ETA:

I sure hope PittStain lurks around here occasionally, so he knows how much we appreciate him! Lol!
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: Boudicca on January 14, 2011, 02:07:39 PM
How does he plan on pissing on anyones grave? With the cold weather they're having, it'll be summer time before he can find it.

Pardon my crudite (can't add the accent mark, oh well), but,

Wee Willie will find the grave to piss on about the time he manages to dig his willie out of his pants.  Someone mail the guy a microscope please.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 14, 2011, 02:12:12 PM
Oh yeah! I remember this one! 'Splains a lot! Now we know the only thing he's "bouncin'" is balls off his chin!!! hehehehehehehe!!!

ETA:

I sure hope PittStain lurks around here occasionally, so he knows how much we appreciate him! Lol!

Someone should call that bar that he hangs out in and ask for him. :lmao:
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: Boudicca on January 14, 2011, 02:20:05 PM
Someone should call that bar that he hangs out in and ask for him. :lmao:

The Midget Bar, yes?
Oh, excuse me, PC patrol, The Little People Bar. :-)
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: Ree on January 14, 2011, 02:45:51 PM
Self-absorbed asshole.  Six references to "I" and two drunken icon-hugs.  That's what's so insufferable about him and his "writing."  It is so self-regarding, it's unreadable. 

("Fer shur?"  Who says that?)

I can't believe anyone consented to marry this shitstain, for better or worse, till death do they part.  Hell on earth. 
A 40yr old Valley girl?
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: Randy on January 14, 2011, 03:40:04 PM
He'll squat like always.

^5 I just deleted the same thing I posted when I read JR's post.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 14, 2011, 08:06:32 PM
Just 'cause he got married does not automatically mean he's really-o, truly-o straight.  Just sayin', wink's as good as a nod to a blind bat, eh? eh? eh? and all that, what?

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: Chris_ on January 14, 2011, 08:07:29 PM
Yeah, that was my impression of him.  Any port in a storm and the occasional lighthouse.
Title: Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 14, 2011, 08:09:40 PM
Just 'cause he got married does not automatically mean he's really-o, truly-o straight.  Just sayin', wink's as good as a nod to a blind bat, eh? eh? eh? and all that, what?
Michael Jackson was a married man. So is Tom Cruise.