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Poor Wee Willie Pitt - he bitches about his horrible, terrible week. It seemed to last 24 business hours or something. I guess he has forgotten about Gabrielle Gifford's awful, horrible, terrible week.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jan-12-11 11:52 PM
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So, yeah... Updated at 11:52 PM
What an awful, awful week.
And it's only ****ing Wednesday (well, technically it's Thursday now here on the East Coast, but...God dammit, you know what I mean).
I cannot at all imagine what I would have done without DU over these last ten years, these last two years, this last year...and this passing pustule of a week.
That's all.
Just :hug:
I have this odd urge to seek out and find the grave of the guy who came up with the curse, "May you live in interesting times," so I can void my bladder on it.
Ugly thought, sure. Lessens me, definitely. Peeing on a long-dead dude? Gross, fer shur. Genuine feeling? Check.
Awful week.
Thank you, DU.
:hug:
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Looks like Will and his best friend (http://www.liquornet.co.nz/product_images/c/692/JackDanielsWeb__55368_zoom__25158_zoom.jpg) got together.
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Looks like Will and his best only friend (http://www.liquornet.co.nz/product_images/c/692/JackDanielsWeb__55368_zoom__25158_zoom.jpg) got together.
FIFY, neighbor . . . Are you still digging out up there?
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FIFY, neighbor . . . Are you still digging out up there?
Not bad here,12-16 inches of snow depending on where you are.
Pretty well all cleared out at this point.
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How does he plan on pissing on anyones grave? With the cold weather they're having, it'll be summer time before he can find it.
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Something happens somewhere in the world and Pittstain manages to make it about himself. Yep, it's Thursday.
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Something happens somewhere in the world and Pittstain manages to make it about himself. Yep, it's Thursday.
It's always all about the drunken part-time bouncer.
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"I drink alone, with nobody else
You know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself..."
:rotf:
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That thread's been up for 12 hours and only has seven responses.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fk2prKnYnI&ob=av2em[/youtube]
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That thread's been up for 12 hours and only has seven responses.
Poor Pitt. :loser:
:tumbleweed:
At least he got stupid Beth and Cal Peg to respond. Thankfully the latter didn't give us a gawd-awful poem.
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I have this odd urge to seek out and find the grave of the guy who came up with the curse, "May you live in interesting times," so I can void my bladder on it.
It's an ancient Chinese curse you retard.
Did everyone see what he wrote? Will Pitt wants to urinate on the Chinese.
Will Pitt HATES Asians.
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On the Plagiarist Pitt Contempt Scale, is pissing on the hated one's grave above or below scraping him from a bootheel and feeding him to a cat?
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Self-absorbed asshole. Six references to "I" and two drunken icon-hugs. That's what's so insufferable about him and his "writing." It is so self-regarding, it's unreadable.
("Fer shur?" Who says that?)
I can't believe anyone consented to marry this shitstain, for better or worse, till death do they part. Hell on earth.
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How does he plan on pissing on anyones grave? With the cold weather they're having, it'll be summer time before he can find it.
He'll squat like always.
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Self-absorbed asshole. Six references to "I" and two drunken icon-hugs. That's what's so insufferable about him and his "writing." It is so self-regarding, it's unreadable.
("Fer shur?" Who says that?)
I can't believe anyone consented to marry this shitstain, for better or worse, till death do they part. Hell on earth.
The dowry/payoff must have been huuuuuge!
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Ya gotta love that contrived "edge" in his writings, like he read, "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" just once too often and took himself just a bit too seriously.
Face it, Will--were you forced to rely upon your own wit to survive, you'd find yourself blowing homeless crack addicts in the back alleys of Boston just to get a (supplemental) meal every so often.
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Ya gotta love that contrived "edge" in his writings, like he read, "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" just once too often and took himself just a bit too seriously.
Face it, Will--were you forced to rely upon your own wit to survive, you'd find yourself blowing homeless crack addicts in the back alleys of Boston just to get a (supplemental) meal every so often.
High protein diet?
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High protein diet?
Condoms: Lunch sack for faggots.
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Self-absorbed asshole. Six references to "I" and two drunken icon-hugs. That's what's so insufferable about him and his "writing." It is so self-regarding, it's unreadable.
("Fer shur?" Who says that?)
I can't believe anyone consented to marry this shitstain, for better or worse, till death do they part. Hell on earth.
She's as useless as Pitt. In this case, she had nothing to lose, and a chunk of DUmmy Raven's estate to gain.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to
Just :hug:
Hug this, you miserable, plagiarising sack of steaming, soupy, canine excrement...
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DTCNNzhdncA/S7OS0kcF8HI/AAAAAAAAB8k/-LxnirJfIzc/s1600/kid-middle-finger.jpg)
And while I gotcha on the horn, bitch...
Hunter S. Thompson and Jack Kerouac rrrrrrrrrreally wish you'd quit ripping off their schtick.
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Hug this, you miserable, plagiarising sack of steaming, soupy, canine excrement...
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DTCNNzhdncA/S7OS0kcF8HI/AAAAAAAAB8k/-LxnirJfIzc/s1600/kid-middle-finger.jpg)
And while I gotcha on the horn, bitch...
Hunter S. Thompson and Jack Kerouac rrrrrrrrrreally wish you'd quit ripping off their schtick.
OMG! That looks like my best friend in the whole wide world's son! And he lives in Rotterdam! :lmao:
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OMG! That looks like my best friend in the whole wide world's son! And he lives in Rotterdam! :lmao:
Hell, it may be!!!!! I LOVE that pic. I refer to it quite often. :-)
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How does he plan on pissing on anyones grave? With the cold weather they're having, it'll be summer time before he can find it.
Exactly what are you refering to with that pronoun it? Remember, the phrase "whip it out" takes on new meaning when you are dealing with multiple layers of long-johns and snow pants. :-)
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"I drink alone, with nobody else
You know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself..."
:rotf:
Or, I only drink with my friends, that's why I always drink alone.
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Self-absorbed asshole. Six references to "I" and two drunken icon-hugs. That's what's so insufferable about him and his "writing." It is so self-regarding, it's unreadable.
("Fer shur?" Who says that?)
I can't believe anyone consented to marry this shitstain, for better or worse, till death do they part. Hell on earth.
Pitt is gay if I remember correctly.
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Pitt is gay if I remember correctly.
Only for Kevin Spacey.
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It's an ancient Chinese curse you retard.
Did everyone see what he wrote? Will Pitt wants to urinate on the Chinese.
Will Pitt HATES Asians.
Sounds like...it's some kinda freakazoidal sekshull thang.
:fuelfire:
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PittStain hates Asians because 1+1 will never = potato in their culture!
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Or, I only drink with my friends, that's why I always drink alone.
It was a reference to a highly-fitting George Thorogood song.
:-)
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No, he's not overtly gay. Frank found his wedding photos for us. She has a big tramp-stamp that the cut of her wedding dress allowed to show.
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Pitt is gay if I remember correctly.
Deep back in the anals of time and space there existed a picture of Wee Willy giving tongue to some dude, I mean, this might have been a Mass-Du Meet up, the Scammy event or at the Cindy She-hen gathering with the black cowboy hat in Texas. I am pretty sure I don't have a copy. Wee Willie may just be a switch hitter but I have long considered his marriage merely fulfills a condition of the late great will. Ditto any breeding which may take place if Willie can still produce strong swimmers after all the booze. :cheersmate:
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Deep back in the anals of time and space there existed a picture of Wee Willy giving tongue to some dude, I mean, this might have been a Mass-Du Meet up, the Scammy event or at the Cindy She-hen gathering with the black cowboy hat in Texas.
You have a point. His Midnight Cowboy costume didn't look very hetero. And the only sexual reference in all the garbage he's posted over the years was about his failed homo pass at Kevin Spacey. I always figured his perpetual state of drunkenness rendered him neuter.
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Deep back in the anals of time and space there existed a picture of Wee Willy giving tongue to some dude, I mean, this might have been a Mass-Du Meet up, the Scammy event or at the Cindy She-hen gathering with the black cowboy hat in Texas. I am pretty sure I don't have a copy. Wee Willie may just be a switch hitter but I have long considered his marriage merely fulfills a condition of the late great will. Ditto any breeding which may take place if Willie can still produce strong swimmers after all the booze. :cheersmate:
Sorry but there may be a few of us who have no idea who you are talking about. Wee Willie sounds interesting, sort of like the Midnight Cowboy in the film.
He also reminds me from what I have read on this forum of an old boss of mine that regardless of the subject turned it into a description of his small manhood. This SOB, and one of the nicest SOB's I have yet to meet, thought nothing of talking to us girls on break and denigrate his manhood. The result was each and every one of us believed he was built like a horse and was playing a game.
We never heard any complaints from the woman he seduced, and not a one of dozens would talk about his manhood except to say that as he was all mussel his weight on them was a problem.
Rats, us woman wanted to know how he, if as he said, was in need of tweezers to pee, got all his conquests to be so loyal to him.
Wee Willy is a Democrat, my boss a Republican but they may have been cut from the same cloth.
Just wondering here how and what goes on in the mind of men, so he gave tongue to another man, I have seen men messing around stick their tongue in anthers ear and laugh, as far as I know woman seldom do that even as a joke.
Men have their inside jokes and lifestyle that they seldom reveal to woman, very interesting.
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Will Pitt,........ :???:
Put down the bottle,..walk away from the bottle.
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Sorry but there may be a few of us who have no idea who you are talking about. Wee Willie sounds interesting, sort of like the Midnight Cowboy in the film.
He also reminds me from what I have read on this forum of an old boss of mine that regardless of the subject turned it into a description of his small manhood. This SOB, and one of the nicest SOB's I have yet to meet, thought nothing of talking to us girls on break and denigrate his manhood. The result was each and every one of us believed he was built like a horse and was playing a game.
We never heard any complaints from the woman he seduced, and not a one of dozens would talk about his manhood except to say that as he was all mussel his weight on them was a problem.
Rats, us woman wanted to know how he, if as he said, was in need of tweezers to pee, got all his conquests to be so loyal to him.
Wee Willy is a Democrat, my boss a Republican but they may have been cut from the same cloth.
Just wondering here how and what goes on in the mind of men, so he gave tongue to another man, I have seen men messing around stick their tongue in anthers ear and laugh, as far as I know woman seldom do that even as a joke.
Men have their inside jokes and lifestyle that they seldom reveal to woman, very interesting.
Ok Vesta, when I get some time I will have to go see if I can find any Wee Willy Pitt pictures. In the interim, did your former boss also lick his eyebrows? This might have been clue one as to other prowess he may have possessed :tongue: :whistling:.
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Poor Pitt. :loser:
:tumbleweed:
At least he got stupid Beth and Cal Peg to respond. Thankfully the latter didn't give us a gawd-awful poem.
Not quite related to this Pittiful thread, but I'm still laughing at whatever the CalPig Primitive spent on me. Always puts a little more pep in my step when I think about it.
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Ok Vesta, when I get some time I will have to go see if I can find any Wee Willy Pitt pictures. In the interim, did your former boss also lick his eyebrows? This might have been clue one as to other prowess he may have possessed :tongue: :whistling:.
I've got at least one in my photobucket account, but I can't access it from work.
EDIT, found!
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/chiefwiggum2005/pittheadcopyjo8.jpg)
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I've got at least one in my photobucket account, but I can't access it from work.
EDIT, found!
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/chiefwiggum2005/pittheadcopyjo8.jpg)
Oh yeah! I remember this one! 'Splains a lot! Now we know the only thing he's "bouncin'" is balls off his chin!!! hehehehehehehe!!!
ETA:
I sure hope PittStain lurks around here occasionally, so he knows how much we appreciate him! Lol!
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How does he plan on pissing on anyones grave? With the cold weather they're having, it'll be summer time before he can find it.
Pardon my crudite (can't add the accent mark, oh well), but,
Wee Willie will find the grave to piss on about the time he manages to dig his willie out of his pants. Someone mail the guy a microscope please.
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Oh yeah! I remember this one! 'Splains a lot! Now we know the only thing he's "bouncin'" is balls off his chin!!! hehehehehehehe!!!
ETA:
I sure hope PittStain lurks around here occasionally, so he knows how much we appreciate him! Lol!
Someone should call that bar that he hangs out in and ask for him. :lmao:
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Someone should call that bar that he hangs out in and ask for him. :lmao:
The Midget Bar, yes?
Oh, excuse me, PC patrol, The Little People Bar. :-)
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Self-absorbed asshole. Six references to "I" and two drunken icon-hugs. That's what's so insufferable about him and his "writing." It is so self-regarding, it's unreadable.
("Fer shur?" Who says that?)
I can't believe anyone consented to marry this shitstain, for better or worse, till death do they part. Hell on earth.
A 40yr old Valley girl?
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He'll squat like always.
^5 I just deleted the same thing I posted when I read JR's post.
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Just 'cause he got married does not automatically mean he's really-o, truly-o straight. Just sayin', wink's as good as a nod to a blind bat, eh? eh? eh? and all that, what?
:popcorn:
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Yeah, that was my impression of him. Any port in a storm and the occasional lighthouse.
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Just 'cause he got married does not automatically mean he's really-o, truly-o straight. Just sayin', wink's as good as a nod to a blind bat, eh? eh? eh? and all that, what?
Michael Jackson was a married man. So is Tom Cruise.