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Title: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: ScubaGuy on January 11, 2011, 01:41:02 PM
The DUmmie are so predictable.  Whenever there's another outrage at the DUmp you can be sure some related bouncies will soon follow.

Remember when the Bush wiretaps were the latest news?  Within a week everyone at the DUm was sure they were being listened to.

Now we have the shooting stories.

You had to know this was coming (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x174701)

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Tesha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Jan-11-11 02:17 PM
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I just found 2 used gun targets...
   

NH is going nuts.

Money poured into NH to turn the state back to red this year, and it worked.
One of the very first things the knuckle-draggers did was to lift the old ban on guns allowed in the Statehouse.
This has been a point of discussion in the local paper, a very heated discussion.
I have participated, and someone has found my address...

I found these on the ground in front of my house - I am being targeted.
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: thundley4 on January 11, 2011, 01:48:59 PM
  OMG, one day while walking to work, I found a couple of score sheets from a bowling alley. Those guys can be dangerous with their 16 pound balls.
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 11, 2011, 01:58:27 PM
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Tesha  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jan-11-11 02:46 PM
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17. I did call the police
 - and was given a pat on the head.

Officer Kevin Rautenberg didn't feel it was anything a visit by the police would help.
Damn, first I was just dumbfounded and put them in the trash - then shaky and felt like crying -
now I'm just pissed and I've got the targets in a folder and damn if I couldn't see this really nice print.
 
[picture of targets]

 :whatever:  :whatever:  :whatever:  :whatever:
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: txradioguy on January 11, 2011, 02:09:42 PM
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Tesha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Jan-11-11 02:17 PM
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I just found 2 used gun targets...
   

NH is going nuts.

Dammit Sparky...I TOLD yu not to toss those targets in the trash like that.   :hammer:
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 11, 2011, 02:14:21 PM
I found a couple of X's painted on the ground outside my office at lunch.  I think I'll call the FBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:ohnoes:
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: ScubaGuy on January 11, 2011, 02:15:39 PM
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Rex (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Jan-11-11 02:48 PM
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15. Screw the locals, call the FBI they will want to know.
   
Don't listen to the disruptors in your thread, they have a clear agenda and it is not to help you.

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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Jan-11-11 02:52 PM
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18. Numbers on them, call FBI, other LE agenies. n/t

I may be wrong but I don't think the FBI puts a lot of effort into enforcing littering laws.

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justiceischeap Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Jan-11-11 02:54 PM
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19. And there's no way these could have blown in from somewhere?
   
I'm not calling your genuine concern into question, I'm just thinking like the authorities might (hence the head pat). If you don't think there is a way that these could have blown into your yard, I would call the local police again, explain your situation and ask to speak to the officer's supervisor. If that doesn't work, threaten a call to the media (or actually call the media) and that may light a fire.

I can see the headlines now.  Local DUmmie find litter in front yard.  FBI alerted.

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Tesha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Jan-11-11 03:09 PM
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21. Thanks for the advice folks...
   

Yes, it's recycling day so who knows? Sometimes a few of my papers get loose - I've never had anyone else's stuff show up here - not once.
Why just 2 things? Why things of different weight? Why would they both be targets when the local discussion is guns?

I called back the police and got the same guy - who confirmed that it really wasn't anything they could do.
I've got the targets and if anything else happens I WILL call someone - and they WILL do something.

I WON'T be intimidated - and I won't shut up.


Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: IassaFTots on January 11, 2011, 02:33:40 PM
Walked out of my house today, to find a bird pooped on my windshield.  I am targeted.  Who do I call?
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: dutch508 on January 11, 2011, 02:35:49 PM
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I WON'T be intimidated - and I won't shut up.

What a ****ing drama queen.
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: delilahmused on January 11, 2011, 02:36:19 PM
Walked out of my house today, to find a bird pooped on my windshield.  I am targeted.  Who do I call?

Well, don't call the World Wildlife Fund or the ASPCA, they'll blame your car.

Cindie
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: delilahmused on January 11, 2011, 02:41:51 PM
Okay, I went and looked at his threatening targets...is it just me or do they look like some kid was getting in some practice with a pellet gun? Would that mean a local 12 year old has it in for him?

Cindie
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: jukin on January 11, 2011, 02:42:54 PM
ZERO BONG

The TARGET meme has toast and legs.
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: txradioguy on January 11, 2011, 02:43:31 PM
Okay, I went and looked at his threatening targets...is it just me or do they look like some kid was getting in some practice with a pellet gun? Would that mean a local 12 year old has it in for him?

Cindie

Well as the NCOIC of the VWRC Youth Korps....
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: dutch508 on January 11, 2011, 02:49:31 PM
Well as the NCOIC of the VWRC Youth Korps....

Bitch Slapped for spelling KKKorps wrong.
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 11, 2011, 03:51:06 PM
The bullseye target is the NRA standard for 100 yd. smallbore competition. It appears to have been fired on by a blind man.
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 11, 2011, 04:26:38 PM
There are arrows and crosshairs painted in the road in front of my house....I'm calling the cops....there's a mad man loose in the area.....oh...nevermind...it's markers for the new sewer line they're putting in.
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: Randy on January 11, 2011, 06:12:50 PM
OMG!!!!!11!!!1!111111!! I walked out of work today and I saw a used condom on the ground! It was an obvious DUmp message for me to go **** myself!!11!1!!1!!!!11ONEONEoNe!!!

I can't post here aymore, tehy is un to meh  :bawl:
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 11, 2011, 06:24:48 PM
I drove past a stop sign with bullet holes on it once in a really bad neighborhood.  And the signs were also "tagged" in gang names.  I know they were targeting ME and ME only.
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 11, 2011, 06:26:41 PM
What a ****ing drama queen.

I bet the cops wished they could block her number.
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: true_blood on January 11, 2011, 06:27:39 PM
OMG!!!!!11!!!1!111111!! I walked out of work today and I saw a used condom on the ground! It was an obvious DUmp message for me to go **** myself!!11!1!!1!!!!11ONEONEoNe!!!
I can't post here aymore, tehy is un to meh  :bawl:
:lmao:
Better watch your back Randy! :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: formerlurker on January 11, 2011, 06:32:33 PM
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Yes, it's recycling day so who knows?

Ok, which one of you right-wing-racist-pigs is RECYCLING????????!!!!!     Turn in your freakin VRWC card NOW, and we are coming for the guns. 

Bastard. 


Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: IassaFTots on January 11, 2011, 06:53:42 PM
I came home and there was a flyer on my doorknob.  From a CHINESE restaurant!!!!!!!!!


 :overreaction:
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: thundley4 on January 11, 2011, 06:57:55 PM
I came home and there was a flyer on my doorknob.  From a CHINESE restaurant!!!!!!!!!


 :overreaction:

Were any of your or your neighbors pets missing?
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: formerlurker on January 11, 2011, 07:00:37 PM
Were any of your or your neighbors pets missing?


 :rotf:

Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: IassaFTots on January 11, 2011, 07:01:34 PM
Were any of your or your neighbors pets missing?

My dog was safely inside.  Neighbors next door don't have pets.  Maybe I will get lucky and they took some squirrels with em.  Less I have to shoot.   :-)  
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 11, 2011, 07:41:39 PM
Ok, which one of you right-wing-racist-pigs is RECYCLING????????!!!!!     Turn in your freakin VRWC card NOW, and we are coming for the guns. 

Bastard. 




 :lmao: :rotf: :lol: :lmao: :rotf: :lol: :lmao: :rotf: :lol:

H5!
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on January 11, 2011, 08:12:28 PM
Ok, which one of you right-wing-racist-pigs is RECYCLING????????!!!!!     Turn in your freakin VRWC card NOW, and we are coming for the guns. 

Bastard. 



You can have my VRWC card when you pry it from my dead, cold fingers.

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/VRWC/98149741_phixr-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: jukin on January 11, 2011, 08:19:04 PM
yep those new barrel cock.177s will leave a mark like nobody's business. 
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: DefiantSix on January 11, 2011, 08:32:30 PM
I bet the cops wished they could block her number.

If Skinner wasn't being paid so handsomely by the DLC to keep the Island denizens contained, you know damned good and well there are a few IP addys he'd block - and I'm not talking' about 'moles'*, either.


*We at the VRWC can neither confirm nor deny the existence, or non-existence, as the case may be, of right wing operatives - commonly referred to as "moles" - employed in observing, agitating and documenting violent, abusive, treasonous, or generally insane commentary and behavior on Skinner's Island of Misfit ****-ups (aka: DemocraticUnderground.com).
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: Boudicca on January 11, 2011, 09:51:58 PM
OMG!!!!!11!!!1!111111!! I walked out of work today and I saw a used condom on the ground! It was an obvious DUmp message for me to go **** myself!!11!1!!1!!!!11ONEONEoNe!!!

I can't post here aymore, tehy is un to meh  :bawl:

 :lmao: The first thought that crossed my mind when I read this lame bouncy was that the only thing a female DUmmie is gonna find is the used condom and paper bag left behind on the nightstand by their latest victim as he flees.
Maybe I should rephrase it to include all DUmmies of any gender and mammalian classification.
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: DefiantSix on January 11, 2011, 09:57:11 PM
Maybe I should rephrase it to include all DUmmies of any gender and mammalian classification.

I'm still trying to figure out how to fit DUmbshit Stevenumbers - among others - into this statement. :confused:
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: Boudicca on January 11, 2011, 09:59:23 PM
I'm still trying to figure out how to fit DUmbshit Stevenumbers - among others - into this statement. :confused:

Well, should I expand it to the animal kingdom, or is that still too narrow?  Is he an amoeba or something? :???: :lmao:
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: DefiantSix on January 11, 2011, 10:01:51 PM
Well, should I expand it to the animal kingdom, or is that still too narrow?  Is he an amoeba or something? :???: :lmao:

I don't know about amoeba, but I'm pretty sure there is evidence of him propositioning a number of flagellates.  Nobody has stomach enough to look at it, but I'm pretty sure it's there.
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 12, 2011, 01:25:24 AM
  OMG, one day while walking to work, I found a couple of score sheets from a bowling alley. Those guys can be dangerous with their 16 pound balls.

Specially if he just got outa prison and his name is Ben Dover!

Lock yer doors, buy a dog, load up on ammo!
Title: Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
Post by: diesel driver on January 12, 2011, 01:41:28 AM
:lmao:
Maybe I should rephrase it to include all DUmmies of any gender and mammalian classification.

I was wondering which phylum and genus UGP would fit into.

OMG, one day while walking to work, I found a couple of score sheets from a bowling alley. Those guys can be dangerous with their 16 pound balls.

16 pound balls!   :o

Sounds painful.