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Title: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Chris_ on April 04, 2008, 10:06:45 PM
You are probably wondering why I haven't been posting much of late.

I have, in fact, run out of things to say.


Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: LadyLiberty on April 04, 2008, 10:09:49 PM
You are probably wondering why I haven't been posting much of late.

I have, in fact, run out of things to say.




Yeah,right. You have run out of things to say like the DUmmies have run out of dope  :rotf:
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Odin's Hand on April 04, 2008, 10:10:48 PM
BS...
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Chris_ on April 04, 2008, 10:12:37 PM
You are probably wondering why I haven't been posting much of late.

I have, in fact, run out of things to say.




Yeah,right. You have run out of things to say like the DUmmies have run out of dope  :rotf:

It is pretty much the same thing, isn't it?

Every once in awhile I get tongue-tied and it scares me to death. WE says more beer, do you think?  :uhsure:
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Chris_ on April 04, 2008, 10:15:42 PM
BS...

I thought you were requesting a b/s.....  :lmao:

I'm sorry, you may return the deed.  :tongue:
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Odin's Hand on April 04, 2008, 10:16:58 PM
BS...

I thought you were requesting a b/s.....  :lmao:

I'm sorry, you may return the deed.  :tongue:

I already got about ten unabated ones in beforehand.
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Chris_ on April 04, 2008, 10:17:45 PM
BS...

I thought you were requesting a b/s.....  :lmao:

I'm sorry, you may return the deed.  :tongue:

I already got about ten unabated ones in beforehand.

oh im die!  :rotf:
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Chris_ on April 04, 2008, 10:18:26 PM
Here I am at another site.... picking a fight with a major shit-stirrer in his birthday thread.

http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1006343#post1006343
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 04, 2008, 10:20:38 PM
You are probably wondering why I haven't been posting much of late.

I have, in fact, run out of things to say.




you just wanted to detract traffic from my WE happy hour thread.

Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 04, 2008, 10:21:19 PM
Here I am at another site.... picking a fight with a major shit-stirrer in his birthday thread.

http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1006343#post1006343

that is probably a bad thingie . . .
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Chris_ on April 04, 2008, 10:21:27 PM
Here I am at same site, making a funny. Only one "lol".  :whatever:

http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1006346#post1006346
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Chris_ on April 04, 2008, 10:22:33 PM
You are probably wondering why I haven't been posting much of late.

I have, in fact, run out of things to say.




you just wanted to detract traffic from my WE happy hour thread.



I can't drink tonight I am driving kids around.  :whatever:

It sucketh to be super mom.
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 04, 2008, 10:22:39 PM
Here I am at another site.... picking a fight with a major shit-stirrer in his birthday thread.

http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1006343#post1006343

I would prefer it if you didn't link to other forum sites.

jus' sayin'

Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Chris_ on April 04, 2008, 10:23:25 PM
Here I am at another site.... picking a fight with a major shit-stirrer in his birthday thread.

http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1006343#post1006343

I would prefer it if you didn't link to other forum sites.

jus' sayin'



There is nothing to be worried about
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 04, 2008, 10:37:42 PM
Here I am at another site.... picking a fight with a major shit-stirrer in his birthday thread.

http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1006343#post1006343

I would prefer it if you didn't link to other forum sites.

jus' sayin'



There is nothing to be worried about

 :-)

okay, baby.

Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Chris_ on April 04, 2008, 10:41:38 PM
Here I am at another site.... picking a fight with a major shit-stirrer in his birthday thread.

http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1006343#post1006343

I would prefer it if you didn't link to other forum sites.

jus' sayin'



There is nothing to be worried about

 :-)

okay, baby.



When you call me baby..... oooohhhh....  :-)
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: LadyLiberty on April 04, 2008, 10:50:37 PM
Here I am at same site, making a funny. Only one "lol".  :whatever:

http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1006346#post1006346

They just don't appreciate you over there  :grouphug:
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Chris_ on April 04, 2008, 10:52:19 PM
Here I am at same site, making a funny. Only one "lol".  :whatever:

http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1006346#post1006346

They just don't appreciate you over there  :grouphug:

It's hard to be me.  :uhsure:

Actually, they are cool over there. 
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Chris_ on April 04, 2008, 10:56:11 PM
You are probably wondering why I haven't been posting much of late.

I have, in fact, run out of things to say.




Ya know, I go through that myself once in a while. Right now my husband thinks I should be paying attention to him...go figure! It's not enough I cooked his dinner and made him homemade bread...sheesh!

Cindie
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Chris_ on April 04, 2008, 10:57:45 PM
You are probably wondering why I haven't been posting much of late.

I have, in fact, run out of things to say.




Ya know, I go through that myself once in a while. Right now my husband thinks I should be paying attention to him...go figure! It's not enough I cooked his dinner and made him homemade bread...sheesh!

Cindie

Oh stop! You are going to make the rest of us look bad.   Have him sign up here and tell him to PM you when he wants attention. :lmao:
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Cleo on April 04, 2008, 11:05:49 PM
Here I am at same site, making a funny. Only one "lol".  :whatever:

http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1006346#post1006346

They just don't appreciate you over there  :grouphug:

It's hard to be me.  :uhsure:

Actually, they are cool over there. 

Hey gf  :-)

I made it  :tongue:
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Chris_ on April 04, 2008, 11:08:12 PM
Here I am at same site, making a funny. Only one "lol".  :whatever:

http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1006346#post1006346

They just don't appreciate you over there  :grouphug:

It's hard to be me.  :uhsure:

Actually, they are cool over there. 

Hey gf  :-)

I made it  :tongue:

and you are.....?...... just kidding.  :lmao:

Glad you made it. Love those lipsies.  :-*
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Cleo on April 04, 2008, 11:12:44 PM
Here I am at another site.... picking a fight with a major shit-stirrer in his birthday thread.

http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1006343#post1006343

He needs to be stirred shaken and poured out on his head  :-)
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Chris_ on April 04, 2008, 11:15:11 PM
Here I am at another site.... picking a fight with a major shit-stirrer in his birthday thread.

http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1006343#post1006343

He needs to be stirred shaken and poured out on his head  :-)

Oh my God.... too funny. See we can point and laugh at him over there, from here!  :tongue:
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Cleo on April 04, 2008, 11:23:14 PM
Here I am at another site.... picking a fight with a major shit-stirrer in his birthday thread.

http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1006343#post1006343

He needs to be stirred shaken and poured out on his head  :-)

Oh my God.... too funny. See we can point and laugh at him over there, from here!  :tongue:

I point and snicker at him over there anyway  :hyper:...and I love how he talks to himself  :lmao:
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 04, 2008, 11:24:53 PM
Here I am at same site, making a funny. Only one "lol".  :whatever:

http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1006346#post1006346

They just don't appreciate you over there  :grouphug:

It's hard to be me.  :uhsure:

Actually, they are cool over there. 

Hey gf  :-)

I made it  :tongue:

Hi, Cleo!

Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Chris_ on April 04, 2008, 11:26:37 PM
Here I am at same site, making a funny. Only one "lol".  :whatever:

http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1006346#post1006346

They just don't appreciate you over there  :grouphug:

It's hard to be me.  :uhsure:

Actually, they are cool over there. 

Hey gf  :-)

I made it  :tongue:

Hi, Cleo!



Show her some of that SC hospitality. I need to pick up a kid.
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 04, 2008, 11:27:12 PM

I am really funny about links to other forums . . .

i just don't think that we need them, and I include CU links on that.

Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 04, 2008, 11:27:57 PM
Here I am at same site, making a funny. Only one "lol".  :whatever:

http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1006346#post1006346

They just don't appreciate you over there  :grouphug:

It's hard to be me.  :uhsure:

Actually, they are cool over there. 

Hey gf  :-)

I made it  :tongue:

Hi, Cleo!



Show her some of that SC hospitality. I need to pick up a kid.

and what would you suggest?

Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Chris_ on April 04, 2008, 11:28:32 PM

I am really funny about links to other forums . . .

i just don't think that we need them, and I include CU links on that.



Yes you are a regular Bob Hope.  :whatever: :-)
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 04, 2008, 11:29:21 PM
Here I am at another site.... picking a fight with a major shit-stirrer in his birthday thread.

http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1006343#post1006343

He needs to be stirred shaken and poured out on his head  :-)

Oh my God.... too funny. See we can point and laugh at him over there, from here!  :tongue:

I point and snicker at him over there anyway  :hyper:...and I love how he talks to himself  :lmao:

so, hey, not to pick at a scab . . .

why did you leave "there"?
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: ReardenSteel on April 04, 2008, 11:30:25 PM
Welcome Cleo.  :cheersmate:


Gunna tell me my fortune?  :p
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/woncothesane/miss_cleo.jpg)
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Cleo on April 04, 2008, 11:35:58 PM
Here I am at another site.... picking a fight with a major shit-stirrer in his birthday thread.

http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1006343#post1006343

He needs to be stirred shaken and poured out on his head  :-)

Oh my God.... too funny. See we can point and laugh at him over there, from here!  :tongue:

I point and snicker at him over there anyway  :hyper:...and I love how he talks to himself  :lmao:

so, hey, not to pick at a scab . . .

why did you leave "there"?


To let the scab fester without me...he's a problem  :-)
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Cleo on April 04, 2008, 11:37:33 PM
Welcome Cleo.  :cheersmate:


Gunna tell me my fortune?  :p
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/woncothesane/miss_cleo.jpg)

Don't pick Ironsides in the 5th  :-)
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 04, 2008, 11:42:23 PM
You are probably wondering why I haven't been posting much of late.

I have, in fact, run out of things to say.



In an ever expanding Universe that keeps creating more and more stuff as well as more and more space to put all the more and more stuff?  Unpossible!
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Chris_ on April 05, 2008, 12:58:54 AM
You are probably wondering why I haven't been posting much of late.

I have, in fact, run out of things to say.



In an ever expanding Universe that keeps creating more and more stuff as well as more and more space to put all the more and more stuff?  Unpossible!

Exactly, just when I think I have nothing to say...... I open a thread and say nothing in 3 pages.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 05, 2008, 01:30:00 AM
You are probably wondering why I haven't been posting much of late.

I have, in fact, run out of things to say.



In an ever expanding Universe that keeps creating more and more stuff as well as more and more space to put all the more and more stuff?  Unpossible!

Exactly, just when I think I have nothing to say...... I open a thread and say nothing in 3 pages.  :popcorn:
If you just make it your goal in life to always have the last word, why, there's no end to the things you could come up with to say.

Look at Shakespeare!  Scientists for decades have been trying to get an infinite number of chimps randomly typing to come up with his stuff but he made it his goal in life to come up with his stuff on his own and he never even used a single monkey!  Not even a Sea Monkey(TM).

And even more incredible, even though he wrote that famous, famous line "Brevity is the soul of wit" in order to get to that line, he had to use a lot of words and be anything but brief.  And he continued not being brief for a long time after that.

So, if you want English scholars to be quoting from the Complete Works of Schadenfreude in the far off future, you have to keep coming up with things to say.

Also, if you can't think of things to say, quote someone else. Quoting someone else not only makes others recognize your obvious intelligence, it also saves on original thinking so you can save that thinking up, conserve it, and then use it later to come up with more stuff to say.  As my favorite writer, Philip K. Dick once observed:

Quote
The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words.

This is why I only ever use my own definitions of words and none of them, not a one, is peer reviewed.  Because I am without peer.  But I digress, but only by way of example.
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Chris_ on April 05, 2008, 08:13:56 AM
You are probably wondering why I haven't been posting much of late.

I have, in fact, run out of things to say.



In an ever expanding Universe that keeps creating more and more stuff as well as more and more space to put all the more and more stuff?  Unpossible!

Exactly, just when I think I have nothing to say...... I open a thread and say nothing in 3 pages.  :popcorn:
If you just make it your goal in life to always have the last word, why, there's no end to the things you could come up with to say.

Look at Shakespeare!  Scientists for decades have been trying to get an infinite number of chimps randomly typing to come up with his stuff but he made it his goal in life to come up with his stuff on his own and he never even used a single monkey!  Not even a Sea Monkey(TM).

And even more incredible, even though he wrote that famous, famous line "Brevity is the soul of wit" in order to get to that line, he had to use a lot of words and be anything but brief.  And he continued not being brief for a long time after that.

So, if you want English scholars to be quoting from the Complete Works of Schadenfreude in the far off future, you have to keep coming up with things to say.

Also, if you can't think of things to say, quote someone else. Quoting someone else not only makes others recognize your obvious intelligence, it also saves on original thinking so you can save that thinking up, conserve it, and then use it later to come up with more stuff to say.  As my favorite writer, Philip K. Dick once observed:

Quote
The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words.

This is why I only ever use my own definitions of words and none of them, not a one, is peer reviewed.  Because I am without peer.  But I digress, but only by way of example.

I have to admit this post shocked me in its careful and precise analysis. You are the first person to truly understand the essence of Schadenfreude (the poster, not the word).

Where have you been all my life?
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Miss Mia on April 05, 2008, 09:56:29 AM
You are probably wondering why I haven't been posting much of late.

I have, in fact, run out of things to say.




Yeah,right. You have run out of things to say like the DUmmies have run out of dope  :rotf:

I'm late to this tread, but that there is still funny.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: delilahmused on April 05, 2008, 01:02:26 PM

I am really funny about links to other forums . . .

i just don't think that we need them, and I include CU links on that.



Well that pretty much defeats the whole purpose of the DUmpster then, doesn't it?

Cindie
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: dutch508 on April 05, 2008, 01:07:18 PM
I just figures you were tied up.





 :naughty:
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: LadyLiberty on April 05, 2008, 01:14:53 PM

I am really funny about links to other forums . . .

i just don't think that we need them, and I include CU links on that.



Well that pretty much defeats the whole purpose of the DUmpster then, doesn't it?

Cindie

That's what I was going to say...one of the biggest features at this site is pointing and laughing at the DUmmies.
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Chris_ on April 05, 2008, 01:17:26 PM

I am really funny about links to other forums . . .

i just don't think that we need them, and I include CU links on that.



Well that pretty much defeats the whole purpose of the DUmpster then, doesn't it?

Cindie

WE is aware of his erroneous statement. A site should be able to stand on its own.  :-)
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Chris_ on April 05, 2008, 01:17:53 PM
I just figures you were tied up.





 :naughty:

me?  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Randy on April 05, 2008, 01:30:33 PM
I just figures you were tied up.





 :naughty:

me?  :evillaugh:


Hummmm well then OK uh We figured you were busy tying someone up??

 :-)
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Airwolf on April 05, 2008, 01:38:19 PM
You are probably wondering why I haven't been posting much of late.

I have, in fact, run out of things to say.




Yeah,right. You have run out of things to say like the DUmmies have run out of dope  :rotf:

It is pretty much the same thing, isn't it?

Every once in awhile I get tongue-tied and it scares me to death. WE says more beer, do you think?  :uhsure:

Maybe if you upgraded to two boxes of wine when you post?
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: dutch508 on April 05, 2008, 01:51:51 PM
That's just the foreplay.
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 05, 2008, 01:55:42 PM

I have to admit this post shocked me in its careful and precise analysis. You are the first person to truly understand the essence of Schadenfreude (the poster, not the word).

Where have you been all my life?

In actual fact, I have always been here.  I don't know exactly what that means, but it is true nonetheless.
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Chris_ on April 05, 2008, 07:25:41 PM
You are probably wondering why I haven't been posting much of late.

I have, in fact, run out of things to say.




Yeah,right. You have run out of things to say like the DUmmies have run out of dope  :rotf:

It is pretty much the same thing, isn't it?

Every once in awhile I get tongue-tied and it scares me to death. WE says more beer, do you think?  :uhsure:

Maybe if you upgraded to two boxes of wine when you post?

How about if I chase you around the bedroom whilst you are wearing your storm trooper uniform?  :lmao:

(http://i29.tinypic.com/1zow17q.gif)
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Randy on April 05, 2008, 09:54:36 PM
You are probably wondering why I haven't been posting much of late.

I have, in fact, run out of things to say.




Yeah,right. You have run out of things to say like the DUmmies have run out of dope  :rotf:

It is pretty much the same thing, isn't it?

Every once in awhile I get tongue-tied and it scares me to death. WE says more beer, do you think?  :uhsure:

Maybe if you upgraded to two boxes of wine when you post?

How about if I chase you around the bedroom whilst you are wearing your storm trooper uniform?  :lmao:

(http://i29.tinypic.com/1zow17q.gif)


Now there's an offer a man just couldn't refuse!
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 05, 2008, 09:56:38 PM
here, Schad, you will need this :-)

(http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/61/16/23281661.jpg)

(hot bandwidth alert)

Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Airwolf on April 05, 2008, 11:07:37 PM
You are probably wondering why I haven't been posting much of late.

I have, in fact, run out of things to say.




Yeah,right. You have run out of things to say like the DUmmies have run out of dope  :rotf:

It is pretty much the same thing, isn't it?

Every once in awhile I get tongue-tied and it scares me to death. WE says more beer, do you think?  :uhsure:

Maybe if you upgraded to two boxes of wine when you post?

How about if I chase you around the bedroom whilst you are wearing your storm trooper uniform?  :lmao:

(http://i29.tinypic.com/1zow17q.gif)

Works for me.
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Chris_ on April 05, 2008, 11:10:15 PM
You are probably wondering why I haven't been posting much of late.

I have, in fact, run out of things to say.




Yeah,right. You have run out of things to say like the DUmmies have run out of dope  :rotf:

It is pretty much the same thing, isn't it?

Every once in awhile I get tongue-tied and it scares me to death. WE says more beer, do you think?  :uhsure:

Maybe if you upgraded to two boxes of wine when you post?

How about if I chase you around the bedroom whilst you are wearing your storm trooper uniform?  :lmao:

(http://i29.tinypic.com/1zow17q.gif)


Now there's an offer a man just couldn't refuse!

I almost forgot about this thread...


tsk tsk... what a horny gif.
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Chris_ on April 05, 2008, 11:10:51 PM
You are probably wondering why I haven't been posting much of late.

I have, in fact, run out of things to say.




Yeah,right. You have run out of things to say like the DUmmies have run out of dope  :rotf:

It is pretty much the same thing, isn't it?

Every once in awhile I get tongue-tied and it scares me to death. WE says more beer, do you think?  :uhsure:

Maybe if you upgraded to two boxes of wine when you post?

How about if I chase you around the bedroom whilst you are wearing your storm trooper uniform?  :lmao:

(http://i29.tinypic.com/1zow17q.gif)

Works for me.

See what you started?  :uhsure:
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Airwolf on April 05, 2008, 11:51:11 PM
Yes, But when are we ever going to finnish?
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Chris_ on April 05, 2008, 11:57:58 PM
Yes, But when are we ever going to finnish?

I was reading somewhere else that you were among the exceptional. I think I will leave it up to you.  :hyper:
Title: Re: Cave peeps, I am series
Post by: Airwolf on April 06, 2008, 12:01:10 AM
Yes, But when are we ever going to finnish?

I was reading somewhere else that you were among the exceptional. I think I will leave it up to you.  :hyper:

Yeah in that short yellow bus kind of way maybe.