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Title: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 27, 2010, 12:51:02 AM
Well, now,  this was a close one. For a second, I was shocked and worried because I read the title line of DUmmy LLStarks's thread, and thought I agreed with him. Then I realized he was being a normal DUmmy, taking a position 180 degrees out of phase with the truth.

At least he gives the FR link. Maybe it will attract a budding young DUmmy who still has some remnant of normalcy. If he goes to FR, and it's on one of those increasingly rare days when the proprietor isn't having brain cramps, he may be saved from a lifetime of DUmmitude.

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LLStarks  (1000+ posts)        Mon Dec-27-10 01:03 AM
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Kwanzaa is a socialist, communist, marxist, islamofascist ploy.
So sayeth the racist Freepers.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2647888/posts

Good for a laugh, but they're serious.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x74465


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Archae  (1000+ posts)        Mon Dec-27-10 01:10 AM
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1. Well, it is none of the above.
But it is a contrived "holiday."

The same way July 4th is.
   
 
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LLStarks  (1000+ posts)        Mon Dec-27-10 01:16 AM
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3. How is July 4th contrived? nt
   
 
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Archae  (1000+ posts)        Mon Dec-27-10 01:23 AM
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5. Ok... The Declaration has nothing to do with founding our country, it was the Founders' way of saying "Screw you, George!"

It also was not signed on the 4th by everyone.
In fact John Hancock signed it on the 3rd, and a couple signers didn't sign it until after the Revolutionary War.

So we are celebrating a day that was contrived as "The founding date of our nation."

 
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NOLALady  (1000+ posts)        Mon Dec-27-10 01:30 AM
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6. Yeah But, isn't Christmas contrived?
 

One Lousy Freeper Troll: 
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pipoman  (1000+ posts)        Mon Dec-27-10 01:32 AM
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7. Uh, no
July 4th is an actual US holiday since 1778, in observance of an actual historical event. Kwanzaa is contrived the same way Festivus is.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: txradioguy on December 27, 2010, 10:04:30 AM
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But it is a contrived "holiday."

The same way July 4th is.

They will come up with every kind of twisted version of "logic" to crap on what makes this country great won't they?
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on December 27, 2010, 10:09:41 AM
I can't believe I trust these little shits to make my coffee in the morning.  :banghead:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: Max on December 27, 2010, 11:00:01 AM
I read through the FR thread and only saw Communist tactics mentioned.

 Islamofascist ploy? Guess that was added to spice up the thread
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: Texacon on December 27, 2010, 11:18:09 AM
I can't believe I trust these little shits to make my coffee in the morning.  :banghead:

^5!

LOL  Only because they don't 'know' who you are!  They figger you are in Hollywood ..... therefore one of their own.  You ever tell one of them you are a conservative and magically your coffee is going to taste like piss or spit!

KC
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on December 27, 2010, 11:44:04 AM
^5!

LOL  Only because they don't 'know' who you are!  They figger you are in Hollywood ..... therefore one of their own.  You ever tell one of them you are a conservative and magically your coffee is going to taste like piss or spit!

KC

Ya got that right, KC!!!!

Not only do I maintain a "dude network," containing the names and numbers of guys I trust for everything from oil changes to electrical work, I have a Top Secret list of fellow conservatives. These are the people I really turn to for sage advice, constructive criticism, and most of all, to call me on my bullshit when I need to hear that I'm wrong.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: IassaFTots on December 27, 2010, 11:47:10 AM
I can't believe I trust these little shits to make my coffee in the morning.  :banghead:

Why don't you do like I do?  Make your own????     :-)
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: Texacon on December 27, 2010, 11:54:02 AM
Why don't you do like I do?  Make your own????     :-)

 :overreaction:

I can't believe you suggested that!

 :lmao:

KC
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on December 27, 2010, 11:55:55 AM
Why don't you do like I do?  Make your own????     :-)

Are you SHITTING me???????

I live in L.A., sweetheart. Not only don't I make my own coffee, I drive the two blocks to the Ralph's to buy my groceries.  :-)

I intend to leave a carbon footprint the size of Godzilla's.  :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: IassaFTots on December 27, 2010, 11:57:21 AM
:overreaction:

I can't believe you suggested that!

 :lmao:

KC

I know, right???   :-)
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: IassaFTots on December 27, 2010, 12:01:20 PM
Are you SHITTING me???????

I live in L.A., sweetheart. Not only don't I make my own coffee, I drive the two blocks to the Ralph's to buy my groceries.  :-)

I intend to leave a carbon footprint the size of Godzilla's.  :rotf:


 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Every year for Christmas, I get a stack of Starbucks gift cards.  I have about $50 this year alone.  I go buy beans in bulk, then grind em and prepare the coffee.  I have a coffee maker with an automatic timer, so I can smell it before I get out of bed.  Now, that IS decadence.   :-)

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I intend to leave a carbon footprint the size of Godzilla's.  :rotf:

So, you drive a Prius then, eh??? 
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: Texacon on December 27, 2010, 12:08:08 PM
Heh.  I got so tied up in the coffee crisis I forgot what I came here to say! 

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LLStarks  (1000+ posts)        Mon Dec-27-10 01:03 AM
Original message
Kwanzaa is a socialist, communist, marxist, islamofascist ploy.
So sayeth the racist Freepers.

http://www.freerepublic.c...ocus/f-news/2647888/posts

Good for a laugh, but they're serious.


If I remember right .... Kwanzaa was/is none of the above.  If I remember right it was invented by a convict while still incarcerated and was nothing more than a ploy to get special privileges.  I'm not going to waste my time doing a search.

KC
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: Rebel on December 27, 2010, 12:12:05 PM
(http://buffalobeast.com/65/criscardkwanzaa.gif)


Surprised this is still at the DUmp.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: IassaFTots on December 27, 2010, 12:14:53 PM
Heh.  I got so tied up in the coffee crisis I forgot what I came here to say! 

If I remember right .... Kwanzaa was/is none of the above.  If I remember right it was invented by a convict while still incarcerated and was nothing more than a ploy to get special privileges.  I'm not going to waste my time doing a search.

KC

I figured I owed ya. 

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In 1975, with newly-adopted views on Marxism, Karenga was released from California State Prison, and re-established the Us organization under a new structure. One year later, he was awarded his first doctorate. In 1977, he formulated a set of principles called Kawaida, a Swahili term for tradition. Karenga called on African Americans to adopt his secular humanism and reject other practices as mythical (Karenga 1977, pp. 14, 23, 24, 27, 44–5).

Central to Karenga's doctrine are the Nguzo Saba, the Seven Principles of Blackness, which are reinforced during the seven days of Kwanzaa.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maulana_Karenga
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on December 27, 2010, 12:15:28 PM
I can't believe I trust these little shits to make my coffee in the morning.  :banghead:

Why trust them? (I almost said "Just go to Dunkin Donuts" but then I remembered there aren't any in CA)
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: Texacon on December 27, 2010, 12:18:33 PM
I figured I owed ya. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maulana_Karenga

Well thankee ma'am! 

Looks like I had part of it right and part of it wrong.  It still looks like Kwanzaa is all wrong so I guess wer're good! 

KC
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: IassaFTots on December 27, 2010, 12:19:58 PM
Well thankee ma'am! 

Looks like I had part of it right and part of it wrong.  It still looks like Kwanzaa is all wrong so I guess wer're good! 

KC

I don't know if Kwanzaa is all wrong, as much as it is just lame. 
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: Texacon on December 27, 2010, 12:21:50 PM
Why trust them? (I almost said "Just go to Dunkin Donuts" but then I remembered there aren't any in CA)

Different store .... same people.

HNC probably better stick to the 'secret knock' and passwords to identify who's serving him.  Either that our be one outstanding tipper!

KC
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: true_blood on December 27, 2010, 01:29:52 PM
They will come up with every kind of twisted version of "logic" to crap on what makes this country great won't they?
Yes, they will. And then they say they love this Country. ::)
Take a walk you anti-Americans. :censored:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 27, 2010, 01:31:55 PM
I can't believe I trust these little shits to make my coffee in the morning.  :banghead:

PS - I need a job.  You can get rid of them and I'll make your coffee.  :rofl:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on December 27, 2010, 01:41:52 PM
PS - I need a job.  You can get rid of them and I'll make your coffee.  :rofl:

Move to LA with mamacags, and we'll all live happily ever after!!!!  :-)
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: Karin on December 27, 2010, 01:52:35 PM
Look how many bitch-slaps HNC has gotten, though.  How did that happen?

That Archae DUmmie is one my most despised DUmmies.  He's a big ball of yuck, first of all, and he's so stupid. 
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on December 27, 2010, 01:55:02 PM
Look how many bitch-slaps HNC has gotten, though.  How did that happen?

That Archae DUmmie is one my most despised DUmmies.  He's a big ball of yuck, first of all, and he's so stupid. 

Oh no, Karin...I received those well over a month ago.

I made the mistake of trying to get into a p*ssing contest with Thor, Dutch and Eupher.

Needless to say, I lost.  :banghead: :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: IassaFTots on December 27, 2010, 01:56:27 PM
Oh no, Karin...I received those well over a month ago.

I made the mistake of trying to get into a p*ssing contest with Thor, Dutch and Eupher.

Needless to say, I lost.  :banghead: :rotf:

Yeah, where do ya think mine came from!!!!!  No fair when some (one) of them has the ability to BS in multiples. 

 :-)
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on December 27, 2010, 01:59:39 PM
Yeah, where do ya think mine came from!!!!!  No fair when some (one) of them has the ability to BS in multiples. 

 :-)

You and I got our lumps at the same time, if I remember correctly.  :-)
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: IassaFTots on December 27, 2010, 02:01:14 PM
You and I got our lumps at the same time, if I remember correctly.  :-)

Yup.  I think you got more because you are from Commiefornia, and I am in Texas.  It saved me.   :texas: :hammer:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on December 27, 2010, 02:04:34 PM
Yup.  I think you got more because you are from Commiefornia, and I am in Texas.  It saved me.   :texas: :hammer:

Well, that, and I sometimes don't know when to shut my friggin piehole!  :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: Chris_ on December 27, 2010, 02:05:53 PM
Oh no, Karin...I received those well over a month ago.

I made the mistake of trying to get into a p*ssing contest with Thor, Dutch and Eupher.

Needless to say, I lost.  :banghead: :rotf:
You know the old saying 'Never get into an argument with an idiot... they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.'
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: IassaFTots on December 27, 2010, 02:09:08 PM
Well, that, and I sometimes don't know when to shut my friggin piehole!  :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Well, there's that...... :whistling:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 27, 2010, 02:19:41 PM
You know the old saying 'Never get into an argument with an idiot... they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.'

Don't I know it!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 27, 2010, 02:20:32 PM
Move to LA with mamacags, and we'll all live happily ever after!!!!  :-)

If California turns non-Commie, then sure, I'll move there.  Not sure if mamacags would though.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on December 27, 2010, 02:21:27 PM
  Not sure if mamacags would though.

She would, if I had Julia Stiles tied to a steampipe in the basement....

 :-)
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Kwanzaa
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 27, 2010, 02:34:48 PM
I do like the comparison to Festivus.  +1 for that DUmmie having a lucid moment.