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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: PatriotGame on December 22, 2010, 10:46:28 PM
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Sorry Ptari - I love ya maaaan and your schtick...please NEVER let it die BUTT...apparently I have a disorder...I just have to do this:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1339945/Boxing-male-hares-trying-impress-female-mate-snow.html
heh... :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire:
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You like don't ya? You just unleashed the atomic bomb here.
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ALL BUNNIES MUST ****ING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUNNIES ARE FILTHY WANKEROUS BEASTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL BUNNIES ARE SODOMITES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD STILL HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUNNIES ARE NATURE'S FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUNNIES ARE MURDERING VERMINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL BUNNIES MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD WILL UNLEASH HIS WRATH ON BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We need mobile gassing trucks to kill bunnies and rid the planet of these beasts!!!!!!!!
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Oh good lord - the tears are streaming down my face...Rocky II is on EPIX1 HD and I am emotionally compromised.
Sorry...the comedic relief is epic!
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Signing up here was worth it for stuff like this. I lol'd :rotf:
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I love you guys!!!! :bawl: :rotf: :lmao:
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Oh good lord - the tears are streaming down my face...Rocky II is on EPIX1 HD and I am emotionally compromised.
Sorry...the comedic relief is epic!
My stomach got cramps from laughing so hard. I had to laugh on the inside, because I didn't want to take time to explain to people why I am laughing.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Wonder where they found that many bunnies to kill? Probably massing inside the gates of Mordor or at Julia Stiles' house.
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Wonder where they found that many bunnies to kill? Probably massing inside the gates of Mordor or at Julia Stiles' house.
Jesus H. Christ, woman...I'M SORRY THEY CAST JULIA STILES!!!!!!!
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
PS - Now's the part when I tell mamacags they're going to bring her back middle of Season 6 to rescue Dexter before his life falls apart and he ends up getting caught.... :-)
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PS - Now's the part when I tell mamacags they're going to bring her back middle of Season 6 to rescue Dexter before his life falls apart and he ends up getting caught.... :-)
mama's gonna hunt you down, dude! :lmao:
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Jesus H. Christ, woman...I'M SORRY THEY CAST JULIA STILES!!!!!!!
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PS - Now's the part when I tell mamacags they're going to bring her back middle of Season 6 to rescue Dexter before his life falls apart and he ends up getting caught.... :-)
Mordor! Julia Stiles!!!!!
I can't take it anymore!
I need a gargantuan :lmao: because that doesn't even do it justice!!!!
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Oh my Lord.
hehehe
KC
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Jesus H. Christ, woman...I'M SORRY THEY CAST JULIA STILES!!!!!!!
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
PS - Now's the part when I tell mamacags they're going to bring her back middle of Season 6 to rescue Dexter before his life falls apart and he ends up getting caught.... :-)
You know those crazy people who end up on the news because they are on some sort of insane personal crusade? The ones that have duct tape, orange spray paint, a 1" knife, a box of tacks, and a toilet plunger in the trunk of their car? The ones who are screaming about the end of the world (and the root cause being Julia Stiles)on the corner of some hooker hangout in Hollywood? With their underwear over their clothes and chola eyebrows drawn in with 1/4" wide sharpies? Yeah, that will totally be my ass if they do that shit!
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You know those crazy people who end up on the news because they are on some sort of insane personal crusade? The ones that have duct tape, orange spray paint, a 1" knife, a box of tacks, and a toilet plunger in the trunk of their car? The ones who are screaming about the end of the world (and the root cause being Julia Stiles)on the corner of some hooker hangout in Hollywood? With their underwear over their clothes and chola eyebrows drawn in with 1/4" wide sharpies? Yeah, that will totally be my ass if they do that shit!
You gotta stop!! I can't breathe.
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KC
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This topic was the inspiration for my new avatar. Enjoy :wink:
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She's kinda cute. What are we upset about again? I lost track.
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She's kinda cute. What are we upset about again? I lost track.
Chris, you are a very bad man.
I think Mama will give you a run for your money. I think she can out-rage Ptarmy. Serious. You best watch your back.
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And bunnies are incompetent at security. They will never get me.
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Chris, you are a very bad man.
I think Mama will give you a run for your money. I think she can out-rage Ptarmy. Serious. You best watch your back.
Au contraire. Mama rage is directed at a TV show casting. Mine is because bunnies kill ptarmigans.
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Au contraire. Mama rage is nothing compared to mine. Mine is because bunnies kill ptarmigans.
Sounds like a throwdown to me. Fair rivals and all that.
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My rage is because Julia Stiles taught bunnies to be sodomites. The root of all evil=Julia Stiles. I didn't like her before she scrunched up her stupid face and ruined Dexter's life! Everything she touches turns to shit. After she was on Bourne Identity, Matt Damon opened his mouth, spewed liberal bullshit and ruined a ton of movies for me. After 10 Things I Hate About You, Heath Ledger had to turn to drugs to dull his pain. Julia Roberts was one of the top actresses ever until Mona Lisa Smile. Look at the cast of Down To You, every one of them were at the top of their game when that movie came out. Where are they now!??! The Omen, well look who she starred in that one with SATAN!!!!!!! You people just don't know. Someday when the truth comes out you will all cower in shame at having denied the obvious!
Lockerbee Scottland.... the crash site was EXACTLY over where Julia Stiles' great grandmother was born.
San Francisco 1906... Julia Stiles' great great grandfather opens his potions shop over an Indian graveyard
London 1666... The first Stiles, Edbert, opens a crack to the pits of hell and unleashes demons all over the city. They called it the Great Fire to hide the fact that Satan's minions destroyed yet another city!
Ireland 1845... The Stiles family plants its newest type of potato called "The Julia" and ends up causing a famine that killed millions!
Julia Stiles looked at the ocean on December 26, 2004. It caused a tsunami that killed over 250,000 people. :argh:
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My rage is because Julia Stiles taught bunnies to be sodomites. The root of all evil=Julia Stiles. I didn't like her before she scrunched up her stupid face and ruined Dexter's life! Everything she touches turns to shit. After she was on Bourne Identity, Matt Damon opened his mouth, spewed liberal bullshit and ruined a ton of movies for me. After 10 Things I Hate About You, Heath Ledger had to turn to drugs to dull his pain. Julia Roberts was one of the top actresses ever until Mona Lisa Smile. Look at the cast of Down To You, every one of them were at the top of their game when that movie came out. Where are they now!??! The Omen, well look who she starred in that one with SATAN!!!!!!! You people just don't know. Someday when the truth comes out you will all cower in shame at having denied the obvious!
Lockerbee Scottland.... the crash site was EXACTLY over where Julia Stiles' great grandmother was born.
San Francisco 1906... Julia Stiles' great great grandfather opens his potions shop over an Indian graveyard
London 1666... The first Stiles, Edbert, opens a crack to the pits of hell and unleashes demons all over the city. They called it the Great Fire to hide the fact that Satan's minions destroyed yet another city!
Ireland 1845... The Stiles family plants its newest type of potato called "The Julia" and ends up causing a famine that killed millions!
Julia Stiles looked at the ocean on December 26, 2004. It caused a tsunami that killed over 250,000 people. :argh:
hi5 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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I like Julia Stiles.
The Bourne Identity sucked because the writer/director of that crapfest had no idea how to make a movie out of such a compelling character and transport him post-cold war, And, quite frankly, shouldn't have bothered.
Plus, Julia Stiles invented shants.
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Wonder where they found that many bunnies to kill? Probably massing inside the gates of Mordor or at Julia Stiles' house.
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You are killing me with the love you are giving Stiles!!!
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This topic was the inspiration for my new avatar. Enjoy :wink:
Psssst..... you better clear that with Sgt Snuggle Bunny.
be afraid.... be very afraid......
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My rage is because Julia Stiles taught bunnies to be sodomites. The root of all evil=Julia Stiles. I didn't like her before she scrunched up her stupid face and ruined Dexter's life! Everything she touches turns to shit. After she was on Bourne Identity, Matt Damon opened his mouth, spewed liberal bullshit and ruined a ton of movies for me. After 10 Things I Hate About You, Heath Ledger had to turn to drugs to dull his pain. Julia Roberts was one of the top actresses ever until Mona Lisa Smile. Look at the cast of Down To You, every one of them were at the top of their game when that movie came out. Where are they now!??! The Omen, well look who she starred in that one with SATAN!!!!!!! You people just don't know. Someday when the truth comes out you will all cower in shame at having denied the obvious!
Lockerbee Scottland.... the crash site was EXACTLY over where Julia Stiles' great grandmother was born.
San Francisco 1906... Julia Stiles' great great grandfather opens his potions shop over an Indian graveyard
London 1666... The first Stiles, Edbert, opens a crack to the pits of hell and unleashes demons all over the city. They called it the Great Fire to hide the fact that Satan's minions destroyed yet another city!
Ireland 1845... The Stiles family plants its newest type of potato called "The Julia" and ends up causing a famine that killed millions!
Julia Stiles looked at the ocean on December 26, 2004. It caused a tsunami that killed over 250,000 people. :argh:
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: We've hit a gold mine, folks.
Is there a possibiliity of "Death by laughter?" The bolded is the worst, and yet...best. :lmao:
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This thread = :rotf: :cheersmate:
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Uh....Ptarmy....I think Mamacags wins. Jus sayin. You need to step up your rants..
ETA: Oh Holy Shit! I almost peed myself!!!!!!!!!!!
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Uh....Ptarmy....I think Mamacags wins. Jus sayin. You need to step up your rants..
ETA: Oh Holy Shit! I almost peed myself!!!!!!!!!!!
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
That's a sign of old age..........
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That's a sign of old age..........
Personal experience????
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You know those crazy people who end up on the news because they are on some sort of insane personal crusade? The ones that have duct tape, orange spray paint, a 1" knife, a box of tacks, and a toilet plunger in the trunk of their car? The ones who are screaming about the end of the world (and the root cause being Julia Stiles)on the corner of some hooker hangout in Hollywood? With their underwear over their clothes and chola eyebrows drawn in with 1/4" wide sharpies? Yeah, that will totally be my ass if they do that shit!
Don't forget the Depends, honey--it's a long drive.
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Uh....Ptarmy....I think Mamacags wins. Jus sayin. You need to step up your rants..
ETA: Oh Holy Shit! I almost peed myself!!!!!!!!!!!
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
I am at a point, I can't get any further with my rants. :argh:
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I am at a point, I can't get any further with my rants. :argh:
Ranters block? Say it ain't so!
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KC
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Santa will give all bunnies a lump of hot coal for Christmas. It is a warning from God.
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Santa will give all bunnies a lump of hot coal for Christmas. It is a warning from God.
That coal will allow them to keep their warrens warm this cold winter, insuring that they'll make it through the cold winter.
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That coal will allow them to keep their warrens warm this cold winter, insuring that they'll make it through the cold winter.
After the lump of hot coal. God will give all bunnies fire and brimstone! :-)
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After the lump of hot coal. God will give all bunnies fire and brimstone! :-)
God must love bunnies. He told them to go forth and multiply. He just didn't know they would take it to the extreme.
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God must love bunnies. He told them to go forth and multiply. He just didn't know they would take it to the extreme.
True true...and if God loved Ptarmigans they would be able to do this....
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2olkc3reIro[/youtube]
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God must love bunnies. He told them to go forth and multiply. He just didn't know they would take it to the extreme.
God will unleash His angry wrath on bunnies. Bunnies hate God.
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True true...and if God loved Ptarmigans they would be able to do this....
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2olkc3reIro[/youtube]
This movie should be boycotted. The movie has secret images to tell rabbits to wage war.
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My rage is because Julia Stiles taught bunnies to be sodomites. The root of all evil=Julia Stiles. I didn't like her before she scrunched up her stupid face and ruined Dexter's life! Everything she touches turns to shit. After she was on Bourne Identity, Matt Damon opened his mouth, spewed liberal bullshit and ruined a ton of movies for me. After 10 Things I Hate About You, Heath Ledger had to turn to drugs to dull his pain. Julia Roberts was one of the top actresses ever until Mona Lisa Smile. Look at the cast of Down To You, every one of them were at the top of their game when that movie came out. Where are they now!??! The Omen, well look who she starred in that one with SATAN!!!!!!! You people just don't know. Someday when the truth comes out you will all cower in shame at having denied the obvious!
Lockerbee Scottland.... the crash site was EXACTLY over where Julia Stiles' great grandmother was born.
San Francisco 1906... Julia Stiles' great great grandfather opens his potions shop over an Indian graveyard
London 1666... The first Stiles, Edbert, opens a crack to the pits of hell and unleashes demons all over the city. They called it the Great Fire to hide the fact that Satan's minions destroyed yet another city!
Ireland 1845... The Stiles family plants its newest type of potato called "The Julia" and ends up causing a famine that killed millions!
Julia Stiles looked at the ocean on December 26, 2004. It caused a tsunami that killed over 250,000 people. :argh:
Let see what bunnies caused:
Black Death
World War I
Great Depression
World War II
1970 Bhola Cyclone
1986 Tangshen Earthquake
2004 Indian Ocean Tsnuami
2005 Hurricane Katrina
2008 Financial Crisis
2010 Haitian Earthquake
2010 Macondo Oil Spill
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Julia Stiles is the one that trained the bunnies to be sodomites, murderers, and satan's minions. So, in reality, she is to blame for all of those things too.
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Julia Stiles is the one that trained the bunnies to be sodomites, murderers, and satan's minions. So, in reality, she is to blame for all of those things too.
I thought she was just a lowly logistics clerk for that bunny supper assassination program Project Blackbriar...
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Chemical Weapons Factory Becomes Rabbit Paradise. (http://www.japanprobe.com/2010/12/24/chemical-weapons-factory-becomes-rabbit-paradise/)
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Chemical Weapons Factory Becomes Rabbit Paradise. (http://www.japanprobe.com/2010/12/24/chemical-weapons-factory-becomes-rabbit-paradise/)
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Rabbits are using it to make chemicals to kill ptarmigans. They are finding ways to kill ptarmigans and never stop doing that.
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Whoa...this whole thing could be just a small fragment of the Animal Conspiracy.
Tim Bedore was RIGHT!!!