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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: CactusCarlos on December 20, 2010, 01:08:59 PM
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The normal dating rules don't apply when it comes to models, news.com.au reported Monday, citing advice from Victoria's Secret star Jess Hart.
In an interview with gossip website Popeater, Hart lays down do's and don'ts for regular guys contemplating making a move on glamazons like herself.
In brief, the gap-toothed Australian beauty warns ordinary guys everywhere -- stay away.
Spy a stunning model in a bar and thinking about trying your chances?
"Don't," the Sports Illustrated cover girl commands.
The beautiful aren’t interested in the bold, according to Hart.
More: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/12/20/victorias-secret-model-ordinary-guys-dont-chance-date/?test=faces
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She sounds just a wee bit full of herself :p
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She'll end up with someone just as shallow as herself. Unfortunately, that attitude isn't just for super models, but many women and men, too.
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Wow, next thing they'll be telling us is that Congress is broken and the US MSM leans left!
:whatever:
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she's pretty mouthy for somebody with a big ass gap between her front teeth.
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Well, I'm sorry, but that "supermodel" doesn't stand a chance with me! :-)
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Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Oh you're sooooooo cool, why go for a normal hardworking guy when you can hook up with a druggie pervert photograher who'll treat you like crap. ::)
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Good for you..... ? I think. I'd rather date an ordinary guy then someone who craves the attention of the paparazzi.
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she's pretty mouthy for somebody with a big ass gap between her front teeth.
According to The Canterberry Tales that gap in her teeth means she hot to trot. In other words, if she had as many sticking out of her as she's probably had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
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Don't worry bitch. I wouldn't date you if you asked me.
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Fie on her, I say. Models are like British cars, pretty to look at but you'd have to be mentally ill to want to have one around and actually have to depend on it for anything. Real women are a million times more fun in every way.
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Fie on her, I say. Models are like British cars, pretty to look at but you'd have to be mentally ill to want to have one around and actually have to depend on it for anything. Real women are a million times more fun in every way.
Hey now... my car works just fine and is reliable.
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Wait until her looks start to go then she wont be so damn picky
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My favorite comment:
How's that meal plan of Diet Sprite and ephedrine going .. or is it cocaine already ?
Someone should tell this "woman" that I've seen better looking (with MUCH better personalities) on any given day in Sydney, Brisbane, or Freemantle.
Girls DO love a man in uniform, 'specially Aussie women... :naughty:
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(http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2009/11/20/1225800/313555-jessica-hart.jpg)
Each to their own but I want a lady with hips and curves not the basic form of a teenage boy.
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Hey now... my car works just fine and is reliable.
We'll see. :-)
What is it, anyway? A Mini Cooper? There aren't too many other Brit rides on US roads these days, for reasons having a lot to do with the original analogy.
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I don't want a man who is prettier than me. I also want (have) a man who is a real man. A man who can walk out the door and not look at himself in the mirror. A man who knows how to take a motor out of a truck. I want (have) a man who can do anything....and if he can't, he figures it out. I want a normal, all American, manly man.
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That reminds me that I need to change my rear break pads and not shave this morning. :-)
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Good on you BEG. You pretty much describe me to a 'T". It drives my wife nuts, she's always telling me my hair look like crap. She's lucky I even comb it now and then.
Oh, I think I shaved......
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That reminds me that I need to change my rear break pads and not shave this morning. :-)
Yeah baby...yeah!
Seriously
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Good on you BEG. You pretty much describe me to a 'T". It drives my wife nuts, she's always telling me my hair look like crap. She's lucky I even comb it now and then.
Oh, I think I shaved......
Wanna hook up? :p
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We'll see. :-)
What is it, anyway? A Mini Cooper? There aren't too many other Brit rides on US roads these days, for reasons having a lot to do with the original analogy.
Mini Coopers are gay. I'm offended.
I drive a Jaguar S-Type.
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Mini Coopers are gay. I'm offended.
I drive a Jaguar S-Type.
Oh, those are fighting words! :tongue:
I love my Mini Cooper :-)
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Oh, those are fighting words! :tongue:
I love my Mini Cooper :-)
I feel two feet taller than the car, so getting into one makes me feel claustrophobic.
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Oh, those are fighting words! :tongue:
I love my Mini Cooper :-)
BF has a MINI. Gas mileage is fantastic, eh?
Wierd how things work, now MINI is owned by BMW, and Jaguar is owned by Tata.
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BF has a MINI. Gas mileage is fantastic, eh?
Wierd how things work, now MINI is owned by BMW, and Jaguar is owned by Tata.
I love tatas. Oh you were talking about the car manufacturer. Never mind.
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Tata didn't make my car.... so I don't care. It runs great for being 10 years old. The leather and paint look brand new.
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Wanna hook up? :p
Pack up the fam this summer, we can all go camping.... :cheersmate:
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I want a normal, all American, manly man.
So I guess our current president is out of the running for you.
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Tata didn't make my car.... so I don't care. It runs great for being 10 years old. The leather and paint look brand new.
Technically, Tata still doesn't make em. Since they are a subsidiary, everything is still produced in England. My point was, is that two of the most famous, still-selling British cars aren't even owned by British companies. Land Rover and Jaguar are now owned by an Indian company, and MINI is BMW. Crazy.
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Who wants a coke snorting, pill-popping anorexic/bulimic basket case with daddy issues anyway?
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Who wants a coke snorting, pill-popping anorexic/bulimic basket case with daddy issues anyway?
Hey!!! Oh you were talking about the model....
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Technically, Tata still doesn't make em. Since they are a subsidiary, everything is still produced in England. My point was, is that two of the most famous, still-selling British cars aren't even owned by British companies. Land Rover and Jaguar are now owned by an Indian company, and MINI is BMW. Crazy.
Shhhh, as long as the Minis think they're German, they'll keep working.
:-)
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Shhhh, as long as the Minis think they're German, they'll keep working.
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Yup. Nothin to see here folks......move along.
:whistling:
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Everybody has their price, bitch.
You'll thank me in the morning...right after you finish your enema. :-)
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Everybody has their price, bitch.
You'll thank me in the morning...right after you finish your enema. :-)
Nice. :II:
h5
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Bitch wouldn't last ten minutes with any military man. She would break like a lawn chair in a high wind.
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Bitch wouldn't last ten minutes with any military man. She would break like a lawn chair ina high wind.
I'm okay with that, unless she breaks wind.
She does that, that's a deal breaker. Don't give a damn about that "closer to the bone, the sweeter the meat" crap.
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Who wants a coke snorting, pill-popping anorexic/bulimic basket case with daddy issues anyway?
Been there, done that, lost the tee-shirt. :-)
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Beauty is skin deep. Ugly cuts to the bone. When her boobs are sagging to the floor and she's made a fool of herself from so many face lifts that when she sits her face pulls back in a pinched grotesque grin she'll be praying for a man to give her some attention.
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Beauty is skin deep. Ugly cuts to the bone. When her boobs are sagging to the floor and she's made a fool of herself from so many face lifts that when she sits her face pulls back in a pinched grotesque grin she'll be praying for a man to give her some attention.
And then she becomes House Speaker.
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And then she becomes House Speaker.
Oh shit! HI5, but quit making me ruin keyboards youall! :rotf:
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That reminds me that I need to change my rear break pads and not shave this morning. :-)
And when a real man shaves, it's his face. Stay thirsty, my friends.
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And then she becomes House Speaker.
Now that is a scary thought :-)
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And when a real man shaves, it's his face. Stay thirsty, my friends.
I will buy you a Dos Eq :cheersmate:uis for that!
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Hey!!! Oh you were talking about the model....
:lmao: Brilliant
In reference to this model: I freaking hate shallow people. Especial who live in glass houses.
(http://yourbeautyspot.9msn.com.au/img/beautyslideshow/jesshart/hart1.jpg)
Ya dig, Ms. Strahan?
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:lmao: Brilliant
In reference to this model: I freaking hate shallow people. Especial who live in glass houses.
(http://yourbeautyspot.9msn.com.au/img/beautyslideshow/jesshart/hart1.jpg)
Ya dig, Ms. Strahan?
Her eyebrows are looking a bit unruly there.
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Why would I want I date with someone like that? I mean her teeth are messed up too. Hell I see people just as good looking on an average day and they aren't fake and I doubt as shallow.
And when a real man shaves, it's his face. Stay thirsty, my friends.
I LOL'd when I saw the last part. I have not seen one of those ads in a few years.
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That thing thinks she's all that? :mental:
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With that space between her teeth big enough to drive a truck through, I'll bet she's a really good whistler.....
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With that space between her teeth big enough to drive a truck through, I'll bet she's a really good whistler.....
Damn, she could floss with some 1/2" hemp rope!
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It's up......through the uprights.......IT'S GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Saints have reallized a dream!!! :rotf:
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It's up......through the uprights.......IT'S GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Saints have reallized a dream!!! :rotf:
But not for long after she drags that gap across a sensitive area.
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OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!
Hurts just THINKING about it.