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Title: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: CactusCarlos on December 20, 2010, 01:08:59 PM
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The normal dating rules don't apply when it comes to models, news.com.au reported Monday, citing advice from Victoria's Secret star Jess Hart.

In an interview with gossip website Popeater, Hart lays down do's and don'ts for regular guys contemplating making a move on glamazons like herself.

In brief, the gap-toothed Australian beauty warns ordinary guys everywhere -- stay away.

Spy a stunning model in a bar and thinking about trying your chances?

"Don't," the Sports Illustrated cover girl commands.

The beautiful aren’t interested in the bold, according to Hart.

More: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/12/20/victorias-secret-model-ordinary-guys-dont-chance-date/?test=faces
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: Celtic Rose on December 20, 2010, 01:11:51 PM
She sounds just a wee bit full of herself  :p
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: thundley4 on December 20, 2010, 01:16:23 PM
She'll end up with someone just as shallow as herself.  Unfortunately, that attitude isn't just for super models, but many women and men, too.
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 20, 2010, 02:16:02 PM
Wow, next thing they'll be telling us is that Congress is broken and the US MSM leans left!

 :whatever: 
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: DLR Pyro on December 20, 2010, 03:58:14 PM
she's pretty mouthy for somebody with a big ass gap between her front teeth.
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: md11hydmec on December 20, 2010, 04:14:32 PM
Well, I'm sorry, but that "supermodel" doesn't stand a chance with me! :-)
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: Ballygrl on December 20, 2010, 04:19:51 PM
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Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us

Oh you're sooooooo cool, why go for a normal hardworking guy when you can hook up with a druggie pervert photograher who'll treat you like crap. ::)
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 20, 2010, 04:24:47 PM
Good for you..... ?   I think.  I'd rather date an ordinary guy then someone who craves the attention of the paparazzi.
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 20, 2010, 05:09:51 PM
she's pretty mouthy for somebody with a big ass gap between her front teeth.

According to The Canterberry Tales that gap in her teeth means she hot to trot. In other words, if she had as many sticking out of her as she's probably had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: Mike220 on December 20, 2010, 05:16:21 PM
Don't worry bitch. I wouldn't date you if you asked me.
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 20, 2010, 05:25:29 PM
Fie on her, I say.  Models are like British cars, pretty to look at but you'd have to be mentally ill to want to have one around and actually have to depend on it for anything.  Real women are a million times more fun in every way.
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 20, 2010, 05:27:00 PM
Fie on her, I say.  Models are like British cars, pretty to look at but you'd have to be mentally ill to want to have one around and actually have to depend on it for anything.  Real women are a million times more fun in every way.

Hey now... my car works just fine and is reliable.
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: littlelamb on December 20, 2010, 05:29:41 PM
Wait until her looks start to go then she wont be so damn picky
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: NHSparky on December 21, 2010, 07:15:13 AM
My favorite comment:

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How's that meal plan of Diet Sprite and ephedrine going .. or is it cocaine already ?

Someone should tell this "woman" that I've seen better looking (with MUCH better personalities) on any given day in Sydney, Brisbane, or Freemantle.

Girls DO love a man in uniform, 'specially Aussie women... :naughty:
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: Carl on December 21, 2010, 08:10:21 AM
(http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2009/11/20/1225800/313555-jessica-hart.jpg)

Each to their own but I want a lady with hips and curves not the basic form of a teenage boy.
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 21, 2010, 08:23:12 AM
Hey now... my car works just fine and is reliable.

We'll see.    :-)

What is it, anyway?  A Mini Cooper?  There aren't too many other Brit rides on US roads these days, for reasons having a lot to do with the original analogy.
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date Wit
Post by: BEG on December 21, 2010, 10:04:33 AM
I don't want a man who is prettier than me. I also want (have) a man who is a real man. A man who can walk out the door and not look at himself in the mirror.  A man who knows how to take a motor out of a truck.  I want (have) a man who can do anything....and if he can't, he figures it out.  I want a normal, all American, manly man.   
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: Odin's Hand on December 21, 2010, 10:11:17 AM
That reminds me that I need to change my rear break pads and not shave this morning.  :-)
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: Wineslob on December 21, 2010, 10:12:57 AM
Good on you BEG. You pretty much describe me to a 'T". It drives my wife nuts, she's always telling me my hair look like crap. She's lucky I even comb it now and then.

Oh, I think I shaved......
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date Wit
Post by: BEG on December 21, 2010, 10:44:27 AM
That reminds me that I need to change my rear break pads and not shave this morning.  :-)

Yeah baby...yeah!


Seriously
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date Wit
Post by: BEG on December 21, 2010, 10:45:24 AM
Good on you BEG. You pretty much describe me to a 'T". It drives my wife nuts, she's always telling me my hair look like crap. She's lucky I even comb it now and then.

Oh, I think I shaved......

Wanna hook up?   :p
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 21, 2010, 10:46:11 AM
We'll see.    :-)

What is it, anyway?  A Mini Cooper?  There aren't too many other Brit rides on US roads these days, for reasons having a lot to do with the original analogy.

Mini Coopers are gay.  I'm offended.

I drive a Jaguar S-Type.
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: Celtic Rose on December 21, 2010, 10:51:41 AM
Mini Coopers are gay.  I'm offended.

I drive a Jaguar S-Type.

Oh, those are fighting words!  :tongue:

I love my Mini Cooper  :-)
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 21, 2010, 10:52:58 AM
Oh, those are fighting words!  :tongue:

I love my Mini Cooper  :-)

I feel two feet taller than the car, so getting into one makes me feel claustrophobic.
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: IassaFTots on December 21, 2010, 11:13:54 AM
Oh, those are fighting words!  :tongue:

I love my Mini Cooper  :-)

BF has a MINI.  Gas mileage is fantastic, eh? 

Wierd how things work, now MINI is owned by BMW, and Jaguar is owned by Tata. 
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: thundley4 on December 21, 2010, 11:19:15 AM
BF has a MINI.  Gas mileage is fantastic, eh? 

Wierd how things work, now MINI is owned by BMW, and Jaguar is owned by Tata. 

I love tatas.  Oh you were talking about the car manufacturer. Never mind.
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 21, 2010, 11:21:28 AM
Tata didn't make my car.... so I don't care.  It runs great for being 10 years old.  The leather and paint look brand new.
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date Wit
Post by: Wineslob on December 21, 2010, 12:06:36 PM
Wanna hook up?   :p

Pack up the fam this summer, we can all go camping.... :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date Wit
Post by: DLR Pyro on December 21, 2010, 12:21:55 PM
I want a normal, all American, manly man.   
So I guess our current president is out of the running for you.
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: IassaFTots on December 21, 2010, 12:47:17 PM
Tata didn't make my car.... so I don't care.  It runs great for being 10 years old.  The leather and paint look brand new.

Technically, Tata still doesn't make em.  Since they are a subsidiary, everything is still produced in England.  My point was, is that two of the most famous, still-selling British cars aren't even owned by British companies.  Land Rover and Jaguar are now owned by an Indian company, and MINI is BMW.  Crazy. 
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: Duke Nukum on December 21, 2010, 12:54:13 PM
Who wants a coke snorting, pill-popping anorexic/bulimic basket case with daddy issues anyway?
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date Wit
Post by: BEG on December 21, 2010, 12:58:02 PM
Who wants a coke snorting, pill-popping anorexic/bulimic basket case with daddy issues anyway?

Hey!!!  Oh you were talking about the model....
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 21, 2010, 02:51:35 PM
Technically, Tata still doesn't make em.  Since they are a subsidiary, everything is still produced in England.  My point was, is that two of the most famous, still-selling British cars aren't even owned by British companies.  Land Rover and Jaguar are now owned by an Indian company, and MINI is BMW.  Crazy. 

Shhhh, as long as the Minis think they're German, they'll keep working.

 :-)
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: IassaFTots on December 21, 2010, 02:54:26 PM
Shhhh, as long as the Minis think they're German, they'll keep working.

 :-)


Yup.  Nothin to see here folks......move along. 

 :whistling:
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on December 21, 2010, 03:03:20 PM
Everybody has their price, bitch.

You'll thank me in the morning...right after you finish your enema.  :-)
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: Eupher on December 21, 2010, 03:15:26 PM
Everybody has their price, bitch.

You'll thank me in the morning...right after you finish your enema.  :-)

Nice.   :II:

h5
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: Airwolf on December 21, 2010, 03:19:37 PM
Bitch wouldn't last ten minutes with any military man. She would break like a lawn chair in a high wind.
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: Eupher on December 21, 2010, 03:21:50 PM
Bitch wouldn't last ten minutes with any military man. She would break like a lawn chair ina high wind.

I'm okay with that, unless she breaks wind.

She does that, that's a deal breaker. Don't give a damn about that "closer to the bone, the sweeter the meat" crap.
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: Randy on December 21, 2010, 04:08:45 PM
Who wants a coke snorting, pill-popping anorexic/bulimic basket case with daddy issues anyway?

Been there, done that, lost the tee-shirt.  :-)
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on December 21, 2010, 04:25:54 PM
Beauty is skin deep. Ugly cuts to the bone. When her boobs are sagging to the floor and she's made a fool of herself from so many face lifts that when she sits her face  pulls back in a pinched grotesque grin she'll be praying for a man to give her some attention.
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: Mike220 on December 21, 2010, 04:27:37 PM
Beauty is skin deep. Ugly cuts to the bone. When her boobs are sagging to the floor and she's made a fool of herself from so many face lifts that when she sits her face  pulls back in a pinched grotesque grin she'll be praying for a man to give her some attention.

And then she becomes House Speaker.
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: Boudicca on December 21, 2010, 04:31:46 PM
And then she becomes House Speaker.

Oh shit!  HI5, but quit making me ruin keyboards youall! :rotf:
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 21, 2010, 09:12:39 PM
That reminds me that I need to change my rear break pads and not shave this morning.  :-)
And when a real man shaves, it's his face. Stay thirsty, my friends.
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: littlelamb on December 21, 2010, 09:15:39 PM
And then she becomes House Speaker.


Now that is a scary thought :-)
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: IassaFTots on December 21, 2010, 09:22:16 PM
And when a real man shaves, it's his face. Stay thirsty, my friends.

I will buy you a Dos Eq :cheersmate:uis for that!
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date Wit
Post by: Revolution on December 21, 2010, 10:46:58 PM
Hey!!!  Oh you were talking about the model....

 :lmao: Brilliant

In reference to this model: I freaking hate shallow people. Especial who live in glass houses.


(http://yourbeautyspot.9msn.com.au/img/beautyslideshow/jesshart/hart1.jpg)
Ya dig, Ms. Strahan?
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date Wit
Post by: Celtic Rose on December 21, 2010, 11:33:50 PM
:lmao: Brilliant

In reference to this model: I freaking hate shallow people. Especial who live in glass houses.


(http://yourbeautyspot.9msn.com.au/img/beautyslideshow/jesshart/hart1.jpg)
Ya dig, Ms. Strahan?

Her eyebrows are looking a bit unruly there. 
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: compaqxp on December 22, 2010, 12:37:08 AM
Why would I want I date with someone like that? I mean her teeth are messed up too. Hell I see people just as good looking on an average day and they aren't fake and I doubt as shallow.

And when a real man shaves, it's his face. Stay thirsty, my friends.

I LOL'd when I saw the last part. I have not seen one of those ads in a few years.
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: Wineslob on December 22, 2010, 10:34:35 AM
That thing thinks she's all that?     :mental:
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: Eupher on December 22, 2010, 10:39:52 AM
With that space between her teeth big enough to drive a truck through, I'll bet she's a really good whistler.....
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: NHSparky on December 22, 2010, 12:39:49 PM
With that space between her teeth big enough to drive a truck through, I'll bet she's a really good whistler.....

Damn, she could floss with some 1/2" hemp rope!
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: Revolution on December 22, 2010, 04:57:05 PM
It's up......through the uprights.......IT'S GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Saints have reallized a dream!!! :rotf:
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 22, 2010, 05:10:46 PM
It's up......through the uprights.......IT'S GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Saints have reallized a dream!!! :rotf:

But not for long after she drags that gap across a sensitive area.
Title: Re: Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us
Post by: Revolution on December 22, 2010, 05:32:19 PM
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!

Hurts just THINKING about it.